Duck and duck

Bang bang, in the depths of the peach forest in Tianjing Mountain, there was a strong man who kept patting his face on the tree trunk. At this time, the man fell from the tree trunk, patted his clothes and stood up, It was Yun Bai who escaped from the cold spring.

Yun Bai grabbed a jade tablet from his neck, and kissed it a few times with his mouth, his love was beyond words.

At this time, the system's voice suddenly sounded: "Idiot!"

Yun Bai wiped the jade token with his snow-white sleeves, carefully put the jade token into his clothes, and then began to roll up his sleeves, waiting for two smooth and white arms to show through the sleeves, then rolled the sleeves behind his elbows. Stop, and then I saw her stretch her arms, stretch her legs, and wait for all the activities to be completed.

Yun Bai pinched his waist and stood up, shouting loudly: "You dead system, you come out to my aunt!"

The system lazily said: "Why do you want to come out! I won't come out."

Yun Bai stomped his feet angrily: "You dead system, what about the promised rescue mission and the agreed big move? I haven't seen one, that female devil almost slapped my aunt to death on the water. Tell me about this How to calculate the account."

A disdainful voice came from the system: "How do you count what? It's wool! Let me ask you, is the female devil beautiful?"

Yun Bai would not deny this, and said in a matter-of-fact way: "Beautiful!"

System: "Is the sound nice?"

Yun Bai realized that when he thought about it, he felt a little moved, grinned at the corner of his mouth, and said in a sweet voice: "That, it's really nice!"

The system said contemptuously, "Wipe your drool."

Hearing this, Yun Bai hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve in embarrassment, and when he felt the corners of his mouth dry, he immediately realized that he had been tricked, and then said: "Dead system, you are teasing me!"

The system clicked twice: "Host, your IQ is worrying, you must be a nympho."

Yun Bai rolled up his sleeves and was about to quarrel with the system.

The system laughed and said, "It's still cheap and good-looking."

Yun Bai was not angry: "mmpp, tell me clearly, who will take advantage of it? You follow me every day, take a shower and everything, you watch, you are the one who takes advantage of my aunt!"

The system chuckled, "Is it comfortable to slap a tree in the face?"

Yun Bai came to his senses, pinched his waist and stood up again: "Ah, dead system, it's your fault, you want to kill me! Patriarch Yun, you still have a conscience, if you're fine and don't hang up, you'll be successful!" You are the strong Nascent Soul. My granddaughter must be filial to you."

A handsome middle-aged man in the distance sneezed with his eyes closed. He opened his eyes and counted with his hands, but found that the future was gloomy and uncertain, so he shook his head and continued to retreat.

And in the depths of the peach forest in Tianjing Mountain, the system still "praises" Yun Bai like this: "Hehe, idiot."

After getting angry, the sleeves were rolled up, the system couldn't see or touch it, only the voice croaked.

Yun Bai couldn't help being a little discouraged, she found a tree, sat cross-legged under the shade, took out a Lingmi rice ball from the storage ring, gnawed on it, and started the negotiation mode while eating: "Xiao Tongtong, let's discuss, You can call me nice, an idiot really doesn't suit me."

The system looked at Yun Baifu softly, and nodded: "Xiaobai?"

Yun Bai stared: "Is there anything else, the full name is fine!"

The system shook his head and dismissed it: "The system master named it Wastewood, choose one of the two, and the five-second timer starts! The host chooses. 5"

When Yun Bai heard it, he almost choked, touched his neck, and shouted desperately: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai..." After saying that, Yun Bai blushed, took out a bamboo tube from the storage ring, and opened it. The stopper was filled with water, and finally he didn't choke himself to death.

Yun Bai wiped the tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes and said, "Little Tongtong, please do me a favor and don't mess with me! Can you tell me why you make me slap trees in the face every time I jump?" Isn't it? It's too evil, if it wasn't for the ancestor's jade plaque, my face would be swollen."

The system laughed loudly: "I didn't, it was you who wanted to take pictures of trees, and you can't rely on others!"

Yun Bai jumped up when he heard this: "Nonsense, nonsense, how can I shoot myself. I..." As he spoke, spiritual power seeped out unconsciously, coming out from the soles of his feet, and with a whoosh, Yun Bai seemed to release a Tian Chuan Hou, but this Tian Chuan Hou is herself, she fluttered her arms in the air, and begged for mercy: "Death system, don't play with me! I was wrong, I was wrong, ahhh!"

With a plop, Yun Bai's body fell from the sky, and the formation of the jade tablet lit up again. Yun Bai was not killed by the fall, but the death penalty was inevitable, and the living crime was unforgivable. Yun Bai gnawed on the fallen leaves, She stood up with her waist supported, and spat out her mouth after a long while.

"Grandpa System, Grandma System, stop playing, I'm going to die, and you won't have a house to live in!" Yun Bai supported the tree with one hand, and shouted bitterly at the system with the other.

The voice of the system came: "If you die, I'll change it." He said it confidently, but looking at the space where the system is located, he felt that some data in the system fluctuated, and there was something obviously hidden.

Yun Bai was at a loss for words for a moment.

The system kindly stopped teasing Yun Bai: "You should check your cultivation first! Remind me again that it's really not the system master who made fun of you!"

Yun Bai was taken aback, cultivation base, what cultivation base?Isn't this unlucky child's body because the system has not even completed the first level of Qi training?

Listening to what the system said, she ran it according to the practice method in her memory, and found that the hair-like aura in her memory was advancing like a mouse, and the meridians in her body were also different from the narrow mountain path before. It is Kangzhuang Avenue, the expressway.After running for 81 weeks, suddenly, a membrane in the body seemed to be pierced by a little mouse, and then a mountain of spiritual energy was sent to Yunbai's body, and spiritual liquid gradually appeared in Yunbai's dantian , Yunbai looks inside the body, and the meridians are clear.After running for 81 weeks, Yun Bai opened his eyes.

She let out a long breath, and asked the system: "Xiaotongtong, have I built a foundation?"

The system hummed: "Not bad!"

Yun Bai asked stupidly: "Why!"

The system replied solemnly: "Because you bullied other fairies!"

Yun Bai stood up like a frown: "You, you are talking nonsense! Where did I bully that female devil, I didn't, I didn't, and besides, I am a woman, a woman, how can I bully him?"

The system gave an evil laugh: "How do you say bullying?"

Yun Bai was at a loss for words, lowered her head and thought about it, she felt that there was nothing, then she shook her head violently: "No, I have always been obedient, there is nothing!"

The system kindly reminded: "That dragon! That phoenix!"

Yun Bai was stunned: "Isn't that a dream after fainting?"

The system gave Yun Bai a blank look, but unfortunately Yun Bai couldn't see it: "You eat other people's yin energy and give her your own yang energy, isn't it dual cultivation?"

After hearing this, Yun Bai immediately said: "I just drank some cold water, I'm thirsty! I'm a woman! No, I'm also a woman. Where did I get so much yang energy for her? Xiaotongtong?"

After hearing Yunbai's inquiry, the system dodged a little, but the tone of its words was still very firm. It only heard the system say: "Well, Xiaobai! You won the lottery! You are so lucky! Your body is rare in ten thousand years. You have more positive physique, that is to say, you have more yang energy than men." The system said in its heart, if I hadn't changed your physique, would you be able to chase Bai Fumei like an idiot like you?

Yun Bai's face changed: "Masculine constitution? Doesn't that mean that I am more manly than a man now?" Yun Bai panicked and touched his smooth face. It's okay, the skin is still very smooth and delicate. , The feel of her chin told her that she didn't have a beard.

Seeing Yun Bai's reaction, the system almost fell over, but still steadied itself: "Xiaobai, congratulations! From the point of view of double cultivation, you are the best positive furnace. Xiaobai, be careful of those monstrous practices in the future. Ao, the little witch of charm! You are the best product for them!"

Yun Bai listened to the system's explanation, and her eyes became a little dizzy. At this time, she seemed to see that there were already countless charming young ladies, and she twisted her snake waist and screamed at herself, "Come on! Little sister!" elder brother!"

Thinking of the goosebumps rising from her body, she yelled sadly: "Little Tongtong, help me! I'm a woman!"

The system linked Yunbai's thinking, and looking at her fantasies, Lei's own data almost went wrong, and the system yelled at Yunbai: "Idiot!"