[Comprehensive] sense of existence

What happened was probably that when Deadpool was carrying his schoolbag and whistling all the way in a good mood, he was beaten up by the Phoenix Girl who appeared along the road without saying a word, and then took the box and walked away, leaving him alone. Shivering in the cold wind.After a day, I couldn't think about it and ran to Ala Lei, the only person who knew about it, to complain.

"This young lady is too much." Although Deadpool wanted her to take a look at yesterday's scars, but the healing system restored all his body's functions to their original state, "At least it's still a colleague. If it wasn't for the fact that he was so ruthless, For the sake of a woman, I will definitely fight back!"

After listening to the story of his being robbed calmly, Alale grabbed his messy hair a few times with his fingers to maintain his image as a well-known radio host, and judged.

"If you didn't get beaten up in front of Phoenix Girl, I would dare to go out today without washing my hair."

Deadpool:"……"

He was speechless for a long time, and said cautiously: "Are you awake?"

Arale shook her head calmly: "You will never wake up a woman who wants to pretend to be asleep."

Deadpool, who was eager to avenge his pillow, twitched the corners of his mouth, leaned against the bed and sighed.

"You women are so troublesome."

"Trouble with happiness." Alalei sat cross-legged on the bed, yawning sleepily, "Yesterday, Charles saw through everything, and the Phoenix Girl was also ordered by him. There is a grievance and a debtor, and I, an accomplice, have also been implicated. If you go to the bank now, you may be able to grab another wave."

She looked down at the time on her phone, "As far as I can tell, your gem has either been returned to the bank or is on its way back to the bank."

Deadpool's mood at this moment is extremely complicated, "I knew I would have signed a contract with Charles not to peep into my brain."

Arale spread her hands: "I'm more witty."

"..." Deadpool's expression at this moment was as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person.

On the contrary, Alalei, who is sober now, heard the tone of his complaint just now, and caught a word, "If you fail to complete this task, what will happen? I heard you mention the lady boss? Is this lady boss your employer? "

The Deadpool leaning on the bed put his hands under the back of his head, looked up at the ceiling and straightened his long legs and sighed: "The lady boss is used to shouting, but I knew from the first time I met her that she was pretending to be the lady boss on purpose." You're cheating on me. The proprietress of that bar is like a wine barrel and she always likes to hook up with bad guys, and she doesn't pretend to be ugly, tsk, don't get distracted."

After digesting this passage, Alale was surprised and said, "There is such a blind person who came here to trick you?"

"I'm in good luck." Deadpool rolled his eyes and spoke boldly.

"Let me owe money, then seduce me with beauty, let me do things, ha ha." He sneered a few times, at this moment it seemed that the president had possessed him.

"So did you do it?"

"It's done!"

"..."

Arale looked at him speechlessly, "If you are deceived, you will be deceived. After thinking about it, you still pretend to have seen through everything. I am ashamed of Charles."

"What's the matter with Charles?" Deadpool was stunned for a moment, but then he reacted and leaned over and patted the bed and shouted: "I did it on purpose! I did it on purpose! Since that woman thought she was so smart, I followed the trend Satisfy her."

"But you are not only unsatisfied, but also put yourself in it." Ala Lei pointedly pointed out the purpose of his visit this time, "That woman must be holding you."

Deadpool was silent for a long time, and asked sincerely: "Does nudity count?"

"Uh... others count, but you don't count." Arale also replied very sincerely.

Deadpool:"……"

He leaned on his chin, tapped his fingers on the edge of the bed, and thought for a while, "There's nothing wrong with that, but that woman should think that I'm prostrating myself under her sexy shirt."

"Battle robe? Sexy?" Alale recalled her shirt from head to toe that didn't even reveal a piece of flesh, and said in a rather envious tone, "What does it look like, the one with long legs?"

"The kind of SM queen."

Arale thought about it.

"Damn, isn't that the same clothes as SM wore?"

She went around and still couldn't understand, "Then why did she come here to trick you?"

"Look at me."

Arale raised her leg and was about to kick him.

Deadpool dodged deftly, grinning his teeth: "You women are too violent, you can do it if you can't."

Alale pointed to her nose, as if the president's upper body sneered: "I can't tell you? Do you know what my major is?" She despised Deadpool and gave her middle finger, "I make a living by playing tricks food."

"However..." She changed the subject, "You deserve the title of second place. That woman can't say no to you, so she should be angry. But with your strength, how could you still be beaten by a woman? "

Deadpool hugged his legs, nestled there aggrieved and said, "I was beaten yesterday."

"Oh, it should." Alalei nodded calmly remembering the strength value of Phoenix Girl, and continued, "Is that woman also very powerful?"

Deadpool nodded wildly: "When she flicked that little whip, half of my body was going to be crispy, isn't it very powerful?"

"...Damn." Arale held back for a long time before uttering the word. "You fucking called me up just to make dirty jokes? Have you ever thought that my mother has never met a man since she was born? You are harming the flowers of the motherland that are about to wither, do you understand!"

After she finished speaking, she grabbed the quilt and covered her body to make up for the sleepiness.

"Hey, hey, don't sleep, I'll accompany you if you don't have a man." Deadpool crawled over, trying to pull her quilt away, "Or tell me the range, and I'll lead you the red rope ah."

Hearing what he said, Alale asked him to pull the quilt away, stared at him expressionlessly, and said indifferently: "You don't meet my first request."

Deadpool:? ? ?

"rich!"

Deadpool: "...Damn!"

Alale immediately pulled out a smile, and said in a non-salty way: "I'll give you this range, you can find it, besides being rich, you should also be handsome, and treat me kindly and gently, which is in line with the ideal of a novel's best male lead." Set it up, whenever you find me and stalk me, you will rush over."

Deadpool looked at her pitifully: "Silly boy, time travel is stupid, you really think this is the world of novels, I would have stayed with such a man long ago."

Arale: "..."

"But if you put it that way, there really is one that fits this setting." Deadpool seemed to think of something, and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

Alale's eyes lit up, she hurriedly got up, and sat down obediently, "Who is it?"

"Charles."

His response was a rather long "..."

After Deadpool finished speaking, he saw Alale bowing his head and fiddling with the things on his wrist. He glanced casually and was stunned: "Little Lala, you are not a decent person. Didn't you just walk in with a diamond ring at the bank yesterday? Why are there so many?" Come out with a bracelet! If I had known, I would have taken some gold bars too."

Alale quickly hid the bracelet in her cuff, and explained vaguely: "This is not from the bank... It was given by someone... Let's continue, where are you talking?"

"Charles."

"..."

Deadpool clapped his hands and counted: "Being rich and gentle, except for being nice to me, of course I can't compare to me in terms of handsomeness. He treats you well...does he treat you well?"

The images from the past kept flickering in Alalei's mind, the gentle side face he saw when he looked down under the orange light, the words he said while sitting in the wheelchair without looking back, and the stars and the sea when he looked up at him quietly His blue eyes were like blue eyes, and finally froze when he took out the black card with his slender fingers when paying the bill.

To be reasonable, the professor seems to be quite suitable for the hero of the novel.

She had a bad premonition in her heart, and cut off Deadpool's question: "He is my teacher."

Deadpool: "So?"

Arale: "So? So shit, I will lose my life if I tarnish the only clean stream in X Academy!"

Arale touched her wrist again, firmly convinced: "No, definitely not."

Deadpool propped his hands back, and said lazily: "That's right, it's just that you two don't fight. The most terrifying thing is that you can't beat him. And no matter how handsome he is, it doesn't matter if he sits in a wheelchair. I can't stand X's unharmonious life at first."

Arale: "..."

"Are you looking for a boyfriend or am I looking for a boyfriend?"

Arale looked at him faintly.

Deadpool choked, waved his hands and laughed: "I have assumed the role of the heroine, hehehe."

"..."

During the period of nonsense between the two of them, the focus was completely missed.In order not to stop the car and continue talking about sex life after marriage, Alale tried hard to get back to the previous topic.

"That...why did that woman ask you to steal something?"

Deadpool is not smug this time, but his tone is as usual.

"Show yourself smart."

He spread his hands, "The bar deliberately pretended to be the proprietress, even if I found out, she was smart enough to know that I wouldn't mind, so she played the trick without any scruples."

"It's just that you drilled in." Arale taunted.

Deadpool stretched out a finger and shook it lightly: "No, no, no, smart women are the sexiest. No man can resist a smart and beautiful woman whipping a whip. A little favor is nothing but no loss. deficit."

Hearing his description, Arale couldn't help but think of the TV dramas she had watched, "Oh, if you say that, Sherlock won't accept it."

Deadpool was taken aback, "Sherlock? You know him too?"

Hearing what he said, Arale was also stunned, "What? What is it called?"

"Sherlock, I know him." Deadpool couldn't help but tremble when he thought of the horse face, "He and...his girlfriend are so perfect...inseparable."

Arale: "...What? Girlfriend? Are you sure you're right? Isn't his girlfriend called John?"

"Isn't John that little guy?" Deadpool was confused, "His girlfriend's name is Barala."

"I'll go, I'm still the Little Demon Fairy!" Hearing this name, Arale knew that she was a fellow-spirited person, but only now did she know that Sherlock was also in this world because of her own ignorance, and she finally knew that there was another one in the far-away corrupt country. The other Mary Sue, who was responsible for straightening and frigidity, was fighting.In such a comparison, she felt much luckier.

Alale took a glass of water from the bedside and drank a few mouthfuls to calm down.

"That... what is that woman's name?" She had a premonition in her heart.

Deadpool didn't see it, and replied as it should: "Just call that woman, and that woman's nickname is that woman."

Arale: "..."

She rubbed her face and thought of many things in an instant.

"Well, you said before that she threw you on the street?"

"When did I say... oh, back at the bank, yes, I don't know where she came up with so many weird and tormenting ideas, seduced me but refused to let me go, and threw me on the street, she I don’t care about the little money, she just asked me to do things for her.” Deadpool was very angry, but then he smiled again, “I like this...”

Alale, who was too guilty to look at him just now, was speechless for a while: "...you are really cheap, you are cheap to the bone."

"So everyone likes to call me little bitch, don't they~" Deadpool said into the air, as if he was interacting with people from another dimension.

Arale: "..."

It turned out that the woman who whipped the little leather whip on the radio was Irene.Really long experience.

Irene Adler, the sadistic queen, she is the best at such things as falsehood and obedience. She is so confident that she can play with men to applause, even Sherlock dares to challenge.Thinking about it this way, if you guess Deadpool's cynical character and make good use of it, even if you know that he has guessed everything, you are confident that this man is willing to help her.

Great ah great.

Arale patted Deadpool on the shoulder, impressed by his willingness to wade into muddy waters.

Deadpool: "...Your eyes make me feel that I am the kind of person who sells my soul for the sake of beauty."

"No, you don't have a soul." Arale retorted, "You helped her out of a whim. What should you do now? Still help?"

Alale felt that if he still helped, then he would be really obsessed.

I saw Deadpool continue to nod, "Help, you can't give up halfway."

Arale: "Oh, then you go, you don't need to see me within a month, goodbye." Saying that, she will continue to lie down.

Deadpool grabbed the quilt quickly with his eyes and hands.

"Don't, I thought it was fun at first, but I've seen the contents of that box, this time I really want to help, to help others."

Alale grabbed the quilt tightly: "Help who?"

Seeing her sitting up again, Deadpool took a deep breath: "Do you know what's in the box?"

"...Don't keep it secret, I haven't even opened it!" Arale rolled her eyes at him for the first time today.

Deadpool hurriedly said: "That thing is indeed a good thing, have you heard of the Eye of Agamotto?"

The author has something to say:-

Didn’t everyone feel that there was something wrong with the beginning yesterday? (covering your face) There are hundreds of words missing in the beginning, hahaha I only noticed when I opened it today, so I added it again.The bobbin I bought before made a profit.

The Eye of Agamotto is one of the time-altering Infinity Stones in Doctor Strange.

I can code [-] words when Xiaojianjian and Alalei chat purely hahaha

PS: Barala is the heroine of my other pit.If you haven't seen it, go see it!

Hehehe, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you haven't seen it.The main text will not appear, (you can consider writing a side story if you like it), and it will not affect everyone's reading.

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small theater:

Charles: I am handsome, gentle, funny and rich, and I also think I am the standard match for a male lead

Xiao Jianjian: It's a pity, I can only let others sit on it and move it.

Charles smiles.

Arale quickly interrupted: Don't, don't, don't quarrel, I like to move by myself.

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Ahhhh, I just saw the rocket launcher and grenade that alluded to Wenzhou Zhizi.Hug and rub.

As well as the landmines that Moxi Tongzi fired almost every day.There are also enthusiastic assists from everyone!I will make Arale move harder on the professor (huh?)

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