[Comprehensive] sense of existence

"Did you tell me to rob the bank if you come to the bank twice?" Alale accompanied Deadpool to walk around the bank several times, and her legs were almost slack.His body, which has not been exercising all year round, leaned against the wall and panted, his face became much rosier.

Deadpool's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he raised his leg to yell at her: "This is called inspecting the enemy's situation, knowing yourself and the enemy, otherwise you won't even know where the back door is if you are found out, so you go and play like a bastard, just to get into other people's tricks!"

That's called catching a turtle in a urn!Really uneducated!

Ala Lei is too lazy to explain the profound Chinese idioms with this kind of European and American talk.

However, the last time she got into the jacket and was forced to jump from a height close to the atmosphere, Alale still had lingering fears.It's better to plan early this time...

Thinking of this, she shook her legs and stood up again.

"Then how many more laps do we have to run?"

"Stop running." Deadpool looked up at the sky with his hands on his hips, "It's time."

It was the first time for Arale to rob a bank, and he didn't know anything, so he could only pretend to be a rookie and followed him all the time.

However, her skills are really useful. At the moment, because of her nervousness, she maintains a good sense of presence. If it wasn't for pulling Deadpool from time to time, this guy would probably forget that he still has accomplices.

Arale, who had no sense of existence, just followed Deadpool to avoid everyone's sight and entered the bank.

When she really entered, she found that she didn't remember how she turned in.

"It should be that the way you came in was as easy as entering the door of your own house." Deadpool who played the vanguard in front was very jealous, "Don't be inflated, be careful when you will be exposed."

"Bah, bah, bah, childish words, the wind blows away." Alalei spit quickly.

Deadpool glanced at her sideways: "There are walls on all sides and a cover on the top of the head, if you want to fan the wind yourself."

"..." Alella thought that Deadpool's virtue must be due to envy of her skills.

According to the market value of jewelry and gold bars, the two men went first to the place where the gems were contained.Deadpool glued a small black box to the monitor, and then walked out from the dead corner of the monitor.

Seeing this, Arale was even less worried about being exposed. She walked out and looked at the room full of safes in front of her. She wondered, "And then? How do we pry it open?"

Deadpool hissed softly.

Then I saw him calmly stealth into a very tricky angle, most people probably wouldn't be able to guess where he was hiding.

Arale: "..."

What about her?What about her?What about her?

Arale stood there and shouted silently.

But it's clear that Deadpool is challenging the limits of her abilities.If she didn't know that the professor would never sit back and watch her come to rob the bank, Arale would have thought that this was an assignment he specially assigned for herself...

Soon, people from the bank came in from the outside, carrying a bag of keys into the room full of safes.He came here alone, as if he was very relieved of the security measures here.

Ala Lei decided to educate him about the serious consequences of such careless behavior.Don't even look at what kind of world this is, a clown can fuck up the entire Arkham, and with this bank, a rookie like her can snatch it up.

After setting her ambitions, she just watched this well-dressed department manager pass by her, without even a glance of charity, without any sense of presence.

Although it succeeded, Alale, who was very aggrieved, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to find something to knock him out.

Going around in this empty insurance house, apart from iron boxes with combination locks, there is no convenient weapon to be found.

Arale decided to let him go.

The decision was made too hastily this time, next time I want to rob a bank, I have to come here with a hammer.

While she was walking around, the iron piece on her chest became hot again.

Alale froze for a moment, touched her chest, and couldn't help frowning.

When Loki caught her last time, as soon as the scepter came out, the iron plate on her chest was plugged into a warm baby, which made her chest warm with heat and heat.Later, he thought it was getting in the way and stuffed the iron piece into his pocket.Then a series of situations happened one after another, and she forgot about it when she was nervous.

Why is it hot again this time?

Could it be that Loki's scepter came here?

Arale struggled for a while, but in a daze, the manager had already opened one of the safes and was about to take out the stored things.

Deadpool came out of the corner like a ghost, and then chopped the bank manager who was too naive to know the world unconscious with a hand knife.

Arale: "..."

"Next time, teach me how to cut people down with a single knife." Arale's eyes burst out with admiration.

Deadpool, who is very useful to this kind of look, pointed to a place on the ground behind the neck of the lying corpse, and said, "In the future, you will cut here, and keep it fainted once. Let me see your hands..."

He picked up Alalei's tender white chicken feet that had never done heavy work, took a look at them and then dropped them, "With your hand strength, don't break someone's hand before you stun others."

Arale: "..."

Hey!

Angrily, she withdrew her hand, and then teamed up with Deadpool to tie up the manager, and put tape on his mouth by the way.Deadpool is quite satisfied with her neat methods, and by the way commented that she is more suitable for helping people collect corpses in a team.

Take his sister's body!Alella glanced at the manager who was rosy and passed out, and dragged him out of the way. It was the last sliver of humanity that hadn't faded from the transformation from a superhero to a villain.

When she was busy, Deadpool had already got the keys in his hand, and opened them one by one along the numbers.

The keys jingled in the quiet room.

An ordinary safe in a bank cannot prevent a thief of this level.Especially the black-tech equipment he got from nowhere, and it took less than a minute to unlock the hand-input password.Opening this kind of safe is simply easier than eating with your feet.

As he opened more and more safes, the iron plate on Alale's chest was also hot.

She felt an unspeakable sense of tension in her heart, and opened her eyes wide to look around, but she didn't find any signs of trouble.

Arale whispered "ah".

Deadpool was pulling jewelry into her schoolbag, when he heard the movement, he threw the schoolbag to her with a swish, and put his hands on the two knives: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Arale was nervous: "It's time for the professor to invite me to class!"

Deadpool:"……"

He gestured his middle finger, took the bag back, and continued to pack the contents of the safe.

"Then you go, there is only one last step left, if you go now, I won't give you a penny!"

Arale: "I'll turn off the phone right now."

As soon as she turned off her phone, she heard a "click", and Deadpool opened a safe again.

This time there were not so many dazzling jewels and diamonds in the safe, but a simple box.

Deadpool looked at it and yelled in a low voice: "Hey, there's a show!"

Alale squeezed the "warm baby" who was hard on his chest and nodded indiscriminately: "This kind of situation usually occurs in movies, basically it is basically a treasure map or a highlight of the whole show. If we are here, there should be another one here. object of conflict."

After hearing her nonsense, Deadpool suddenly froze.

Seeing that he didn't take the box for a long time, Alale wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

Deadpool turned his head sluggishly and asked, "Do you still remember the last time I asked you what you were wearing, and how did you answer?"

Arale's expression was like a mental retardation: "Where do you wear it? The flight suit and jeans... um... the movie."

movie scene...

The two looked at each other, and when they were relatively silent, there was a fierce gun battle outside.

Without further ado, Deadpool stuffed the box into Alare's bag, then quickly "stabbed" the zipper, and stuffed the bag into her arms again.

"If you have something to do, run first."

Alalei looked at him with teary eyes: "I didn't expect you to be such a good person, my dog's eyes look down on people..."

Deadpool didn't turn his head back: "If you dare to throw away the bag, I'll throw the thief's pot to you later! You can figure it out yourself!"

Arale, who was still moved with her mouth open: "..."

Fuckfuckfuck he knew it!

Arale picked up her bag and ran out.

Running halfway, he ran back slowly.

"Made! I have encountered a stubble!"

Another group of robbers came to rob the bank.

And the guy in the head has a green head with a special punch.

"What bank did he go to New York to rob? Batman is not here!" Arale stammered and returned to the room, leaning against the wall, her chest heaving violently.

Deadpool also took a glance with his head, and after taking a look, he also cursed: "Green race on top of your head!"

Then he spread his hands to Alalei, who was still in shock: "I was really unlucky to meet you, and it was so unlucky that I was the first one to suffer retribution after you even got the crow's mouth ability!"

Alale was stunned, and quickly covered her mouth, believing it was true: "No way, I still have this kind of skill? I can achieve anything? Then will I be awesome in the future?"

Deadpool who just opened his mouth casually: "..."

He rolled his eyes, pulled her behind him, let her small body be completely covered by his figure, and said softly: "It's time to stimulate your skills, I'll hold them back, you You just need to save your own life and leave in the chaos, and run outside to listen to my phone call."

An unscrupulous person is indescribably handsome when he is serious.

Alale grabbed her schoolbag tightly, stared at his back, and nodded fiercely.

The two waited closely, and heard that the gun battle outside was basically over, and then a subordinate's voice came in a moderate voice: "Boss, the people at the bank said that their manager went in to get things and never came out."

After a brief silence, a nervous voice said indifferently: "Go and search, he knows where the things are."

Arale subconsciously looked at the unconscious manager in the corner.

It stands to reason that if the thing the clown was looking for had followed the routine of the movie, it would probably have disappeared in her bag.So here comes the question, what kind of gem is in this box that provoked the clown to come over and intervene.

Arale stretched out her finger and poked Deadpool's waist and eyes, and Deadpool's body tilted, softening to the side as if he had been poked into a soft hole.

"Where did you learn about health care!" Deadpool covered the place where he was touched, feeling a numb itch, and stared.

Arale: "..."

She withdrew her hand expressionlessly: "This is called the Six Meridians Excalibur, you don't even understand it."

Searched from room to room, and soon it was here's turn.

Arale stopped talking to him, and pointed to her schoolbag: "Now we have a chance to stand up."

Deadpool:?

"We have a 90.00% chance of going along with this thing." Alalei narrowed her eyes slightly to cover the light in her eyes.

Not that she boasted.With Deadpool's fighting power, these ordinary people who can only hold guns are really no match.She can easily leave with a pile of wealth.

Deadpool:?

and then?

The corner of Alale's mouth curled up, and he spoke his mind lightly: "Didn't you find someone to take the blame for it?"

She glanced at the extremely arrogant kidnapper outside, and showed a smile as bright as the morning sun at Deadpool.

"Now there is!"

"..."

Deadpool looked at the girl who smiled like a little fox and was speechless for a long time.

Ala Lei:?

Deadpool murmured: "I'm really fucking blind."

After saying this, he suddenly became excited, "But I like it hahaha."

The author has something to say:——

Superhero group:

Charles: Arale's phone is off...

Iron Man: I did too...

Spider-Man: Huh?So what to do?

Charles: She didn't come to the scheduled class.I go to her.

Spider-Man: Wait, I'll go too.

Iron Man: And me.

Quicksilver: I want to go too!

Wolverine: Deadpool that little bastard didn't come to class today!

Charles: ...Speaking of which, Arale was with Deadpool before leaving the group.

iron Man:……

Quicksilver:  …

Wolverine:……

Spider-Man: Huh?That's great, Deadpool will take care of Arale.

Charles:  …

Wolverine: Huh

Quicksilver:  …

Iron Man: Son...you are so naive.

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Can anything good happen to them together?Collective: hehe