[Comprehensive] sense of existence

"Hello everyone, welcome to this issue of "Soul Poison Soup". I am Lei Da, who has been cooking soup for 100 years."

Alale flipped through today's script book, skillfully introducing the opening remarks of this issue.

At twelve o'clock, she was like Cinderella wearing glass shoes, rushing from home to work, neither early nor late, just enough time to prepare.Such a job that is not considered an iron rice bowl, Arale really doesn't want to be forced to miss work because of a mistake made by a trainee superhero.

Fortunately, Peter, who burst out with potential in a critical moment, shredded the spider silk with his bare hands, avoiding the embarrassing scene where a group of people outside the elevator would see an embarrassing scene like being bound by a huge spider monster.Alale reckoned that the reason why Peter's sudden burst of super-level brute force might be because the scene of "Underage Elevator Obscenity. Molestation Girl.a.vi" was too hot for his eyes, and he couldn't stand it alone.

Only in this way, the special features of this future superhero were exposed under the eyes of Alale.In order not to make Peter feel too flustered, Arale took the initiative to turn on the stealth mode, and silently slipped out of the crowd the moment she opened the door.

Look, what a considerate girl she is.

"If your male god takes a long time to reply you with 'um', believe me, he must not be too busy to have time, but he is not interested in you at all."

Kindly piercing the girl's heart of the audience, Arale heard the girl on the other end of the phone choking, and seemed to see the scene where her heart fell to the ground and became fragmented.

Shaking his head helplessly, secret love always makes people blind. If a man is also interested in you, there is no need for you to take the initiative to do anything.

"Okay, next call from the next listener."

She adjusted her sitting posture and reached out to fetch the mineral water beside her to moisten her throat.

After the call was connected, the person on the other end of the phone seemed to never have thought that he would win the lottery. He ran out of the noisy subwoofer in the background and found a relatively quiet place, which was mixed with the crowd's obscene whistles and Cheers.

"Uh……"

Hearing the sound of a single word, Arale judged that this was another female audience, so she hurriedly answered the speech in order not to cause a playback accident.

"Hi, hello, I'm Leida."

"Ah... Hey, hello." The voice of the female audience sounded a little hoarse and sexy, with a raised tone, trying to pretend not to be nervous.

In order to protect privacy, Arale will not casually ask the real situation of the audience. This way of wearing a vest will make more people willing to tell their love history, without having to worry about whether their real friends will hear it.

"Is there any emotional problem you want to tell me, but what you need to know is that my suggestion may cause you to break up." Arale said half-seriously and half-jokingly.

"Then you should give some more suggestions to make us love each other more. I will probably be inseparable from him in this life." The woman on the other end of the phone seemed to have calmed down her excitement about being selected, and argued with Ala Lei.

Loving dog?

Arale despised her with eyes that the audience couldn't see!

"Since that's the case, what do you want to ask me?" Although her eyes were aimed at killing Xiu Enai's shameless person who died quickly, in her tone, Arale still maintained a certain sense of reason.

Although the female audience was very confident in her feelings, her tone was obviously not as confident as before when it came to what she was going to say later.

"I love him a lot. Even though we're uh... when we're working, yeah, working, when we're working, I'll be in a PR position from time to time, you know, PR that doesn't make much sense, just for Add some little fun, but I don't think there is any obstacle that can stop the relationship between us. His madness, eccentricity, and worldly cynicism, all of which I am crazy obsessed with, and I can even die for him."

Arale: "..."

The girlfriend of this crazy, eccentric, cynical gentleman doesn't seem to be very normal either... Is it natural to be dark in love?

After hearing this crazy oath for love, she blinked and had to interrupt her: "That...can he die for you?"

On the other end of the phone: "..."

As if realizing that her mouth is too easy to pour cold water on, Arale pretended to pat her troublesome mouth, and returned to an approachable tone: "I mean don't mention anything about death or death, it's unlucky, haha."

"It doesn't matter if it's auspicious or unlucky for us in this line of work." Unexpectedly, the audience was quite knowledgeable, and she also realized the question of Alalei's finishing touch, hesitated a little, and replied, "This is also mine. doubt."

Women are most likely to feel insecure when it comes to love. Even if they love their boyfriends desperately, almost 90.00% of couples cannot give an affirmative answer to whether their boyfriends love them desperately.

Love beyond life and death is often the plot in romantic idol dramas.

And the audience is obviously full of uncertainty about this relationship.

Look, behind the show of loving dogs is not necessarily all beautiful.

Arale thought so, but she still wanted to pour cold water on this relationship for the last time.

"You once said that your work needs to do some public relations to make it more interesting, so when you flirt with other men, has he ever been jealous?"

She was answered with a faltering "Uh... this... that..." reply.

Ala Lei:? ? ?

"Perhaps." Does killing people count?Maybe he just thought that the man was not pleasing to the eye, not because he was jealous. The boyfriend's thoughts can't be judged according to normal people's thinking, but the man who flirted with her was indeed dead.

But rationally speaking, she couldn't be sure whether this was an act of jealousy or a game for self-entertainment.

Overall, I feel that this audience's boyfriend is a bit of a scumbag... Alalei asked the last question with one hand resting on her chin.

"So have you ever thought about breaking up with him?"

"Break up? No, no, no, I don't want it."

Such an affirmative answer.No matter how much poisonous soup Alale poured, it probably wouldn't be able to extinguish this small flame of love.

After thinking about it, she gave the audience such an answer.

"Although in your description, your boyfriend sounds fascinating, but maybe it's just that you have a peculiar taste, and he may not be very good, but he is just admired by you. You have to understand, how much Men are obsessed with your miniskirts, you are also very good."

What I said is true, there are many girls who always feel that they are not worthy of a male god, and the "male god" they like may be just an ordinary person in the eyes of others.

"Perhaps, he may be even more inseparable from you."

Although this program adhered to the purpose of persuading separation and not persuading peace, it broke up many listeners and friends, but it is rare that Ala Lei did not tell the more "tragic" truth today, but turned into a relatively soft spring breeze policy.

She always felt that the show was too wicked, which caused her unlucky things recently, and it was time to start replenishing her luck, so that she would not be attacked by superheroes next time.

"Really?" The audience at the other end was taken aback, somewhat in disbelief.

Arale smiled: "Is it possible? When you are around him, it has become a habit. How can a habit be thrown away so easily?"

God, persuading peace is indeed much more difficult than persuading divorce.

"Okay, that's all I have to suggest. If you want to read some suggestions from other listeners, you can go to our official website to check the listeners' comments under the outline of today's talk. If you're not right, you'll get more inspiration." Alalei saw outside The gesture of the staff, and the next topic is timely.

……

As big as divorce and breakup, as small as being jealous and secretly in love, Ala Lei listens to many such love stories every day, even if she had a few relationships that ended before they started, but compared with these open foreigners , It's just a small experience.

Although she has never experienced many things, she can experience everything she can experience with one mouth.

90.00% nine lies plus one percent truth, the audience is happy to hear it, and they are willing to buy it, which is how she keeps her job.

At two o'clock in the morning, get off work on time.

The number of listeners today also seems to be a good result.

Alale put on her loose baseball uniform, touched the pocket of her trousers, which was cleaner than her face, and walked out, looking for the whereabouts of today's dinner.

She is poor to death, and it is estimated that ordinary homeless people can be a little richer than her. Except that she has just owned a property for less than half a year, Alale now doesn't even have a penny.For her dinner, she can only go to various shopping malls, supermarkets, and convenience stores to eat and drink everywhere, otherwise she may become the first time traveler in the history of time travel to starve to death in a foreign country... What a sad story.

However, the situation is always getting better. She tried her best to change her miserable fate of eating and sleeping into a tragic fate of only eating... I believe that in the near future, that is, next month, she can become a woman who talks about five things and four things are beautiful in the society. An upright beautiful girl who eats but doesn't sleep... vomit.

I don’t know how far I’ve walked, this upright beautiful girl looked up at this supermarket that I’ve never been to before, um, it’s big enough, I don’t know if this store has rice or something like that, so I went back with a bag, a week There is no need to worry about the staple food.As a child of China, she is really fed up with such things as corn wheat pasta pea broccoli tomato sauce.

Pushing a trolley, Alale concentrated on shopping in the supermarket.

This kind of 24-hour supermarket, maybe everyone is used to going to bed late and waking up late, so there are more people who come to buy supper than Alale imagined.

When she was holding a bag of spaghetti and a bag of pickled cucumbers, and seriously considered whether it was possible to make the taste of old X sauerkraut noodles, some discordant pictures next to her always disturbed her.

Rolling her eyes, Arale put down the things in her hands and looked up.

A young man in a hoodie was sneaking a wallet not far away from an old lady.

The aunt's clothes were very cheap, and there were signs of excessive wear and whitening at the corners. Her figure was bloated, and her hands had wounds from being soaked in cold water all year round.She was standing in front of the refrigerator where small cakes were often sold in the supermarket, and seemed to be hesitating which cake to choose, maybe she was so focused that the guy behind her lingered around her for so long.

Also as a thief, Arale despises this kind of unprincipled and bottomless colleagues by the way.

"I'm not a superhero, I'm not a superhero, I don't mind my business, I don't mind my business..."

Alale turned her back, while brainwashing herself, she tried hard to concentrate on Lao X's sauerkraut noodles.

Angel Lei: Maybe this aunt washed so many dishes to save enough money to buy a small cake for her child...

Lei Devil: Who made her unable to make money, she deserved to be poor for the rest of her life.

Angel Lei: Her child is still at home waiting for her tired mother to celebrate him. Do you have the heart to ruin a family that only wants a little happiness?

Devil Lei: Eldest sister, please, are you a thief too?Where do you have the confidence to think that you are a superhero who upholds justice?

Angel Lei: You can start now, start with small things, start with a small cake to save this family...

Demon Lei: ... How could Ala Lei have such a silly, sweet angel like you? You are the successor of socialism, right?

Angel Lei began to exude holy radiance: I am just a silly and sweet virgin, Arale, go quickly, the thief is about to get his way.

"Oh, I'm so annoying." Arale shook her head vigorously, throwing out the messy thoughts in her mind, looked back at the guy who had already stretched out her hand, and stuffed the recipe of old X sauerkraut noodles into her clothes indiscriminately. , muttering silently: "Just this time! I agreed! I'll do it this time! I'm so bored."