[Comprehensive] sense of existence

Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, Deadpool clasped his hands in satisfaction, then, as if remembering something, he picked up a carbon pen and drew a rectangle on the whiteboard behind him, and carefully added a circle on the top of the rectangle. A mushroom head, and then draw a slender oval on the side, and add a circle of curly hair around the oval.

Students who are going to listen carefully:  …

The child who could understand the diagram couldn't help lowering his head and suppressing a smile.

Kuaiyin looked at the blackboard, then at the calm Arale, and silently lowered his head to reflect that he still had seen too little of the world.

After drawing this abstract and easy-to-understand physiological structure diagram, Deadpool dropped his pen, looked around, put his hands on the podium, and said in a heavy and slow tone: "These are the two props that we human beings need for thousands of years."

... Kuaiyin straightened his back, thinking that he couldn't lose to a girl in this situation.

But Arale taunted: "The uterus is used for a hundred years, teacher."

As a result, Deadpool surrounded the two organs and tapped on the blackboard to mark the key point: "The process! Having a baby is just a result, and the process is the most important."

He stretched out two hands, one made a fist, and the other made a middle finger, and then the two hands bumped into each other, making a pleasant snapping sound, "This movement is what we need in this class." The main content of learning."

The students slapped the table knowingly and booed, making a "wow——" sound.At the beginning of the class, the atmosphere was heated up by a few simple sentences.

Deadpool looked like an old driver and waved his hand to calm everyone down.

Deadpool: "Although this class is called sexual enlightenment education. But everyone is not a child anymore, and the stage of sexual enlightenment has been practiced long ago... right? Well, do everyone here have gender cognitive impairment?"

As a result, he pointed to the two things on the blackboard before waiting for the students to answer, and said to himself: "It doesn't matter if you have it, as long as you know that the '1' of this mushroom is attacking, and the oval '0' is receiving... ..."

Halfway through, Deadpool stopped and scratched his head: "Hey, what the hell am I talking about?"

Sitting in the front row, Bobby the Iceman covered his mouth with one hand and turned his pen as if nothing had happened.

Kuaiyin, who seemed to open the door to a new world, really revealed his confusion about new knowledge this time.

Attack by? "1" "0"?

He turned his head and asked Alalei secretly: "Do you know what it means?"

Arale: "..."

In fact, she very much wanted to use Charles and Eric as examples.But at any rate, he was concerned that the person in front of him was Lao Wan's son, so he coughed lightly, and sneakily lowered his voice to explain, "It's just... the relationship between Batman and Superman."

Hmmmm?what relationship?

After hearing the explanation, Kuaiyin seemed even more confused.

Deadpool seemed to feel that what he said all at once was too wide-ranging, so he quickly pulled back from basic love to romance.

"Well... everyone understands this, right?"

There were sparse responses in the classroom.Deadpool turned this embarrassing page, ready to start over.

"What kind of abilities do you think this exciting process must possess?"

Sitting in the front row, Bobby the Iceman raised his hand, and said very cruelly: "First of all, you need a girlfriend."

Bobby's ability is to use the surrounding water vapor or water to freeze into ice. When he said this, the little rascal next to him, that is, his current girlfriend, stroked the bangs on his forehead in embarrassment.Among these mutants, the naughty one is a bit sad. Anyone whose skin touches her will uncontrollably absorb the memory and abilities of that person. The main reason is that this ability can only last for a few minutes, and it will be useless in the long run.So according to Alalei's unobtrusive visual inspection, she and Bobby probably haven't had that kind of exhilarating experience yet.

Deadpool felt that this sentence was not rigorous, so he emphasized it emphatically: "It doesn't matter if it's a man, a woman, or a beast, it doesn't matter if it's the air every day."

... Kuaiyin, who has no girlfriend, has a slightly slumped shoulder.

Alale, who listened carefully to the class, was embarrassed. Isn't this a Teddy attribute?

Colossus, who can freely transform his body into steel, also said, "You also need to have a young and strong body."

The few boys who played well with him all laughed.

Deadpool nodded, "In other words, it's endurance. I think endurance is a very proof of a man's self-esteem."

Alale pressed her chin twice and said, "What kind of self-esteem? I haven't considered the feelings of the servants."

Kuaiyin heard it unexpectedly, and thought for a while: "Isn't it true that the longer the time, the happier girls are?"

Arale: ...

Alale touched Xiaochu's head with sympathetic eyes.

This way of touching is like that of parents.

... Kuaiyin's waist completely bent down.

But this group of macho guys responded one after another, as if endurance is the only criterion for witnessing a man.

Arale, who was always curious, raised her hand and asked the question she had been holding back for a long time: "So like us mutants, is there any difference in this aspect between before and after transformation?"

"..."

As soon as the words fell, the whole hall was silent.

Alale glanced at the surrounding environment quickly, and retracted her hands without leaving any traces. She placed her obediently socialist hands on the table, and her back was as straight as if she was wearing a back.

Deadpool pondered: "Are you asking about the difference between Hank before and after transformation?"

Everyone made up the white and handsome Hank before the transformation and the blue-haired monster with the muscular, arrogant and strong body after the transformation, and then looked down slightly.

Colossus replied affirmatively based on himself: "There must be a difference!"

Everyone nodded wildly in unison.

The petite and cute phantom cat muttered to himself: "Then what if it's the Hulk..."

The phantom cat, which was even more miniature in front of the Hulk, shivered involuntarily.

That thing should be directly proportional to the size... right?

I don't know why when I think of the Hulk, Arale automatically has a picture of a throat piercing.

She couldn't move her forehead any further.

"Although there is a certain relationship between size and stamina, it cannot be the decisive factor. Some small virgins end up in less than 5 minutes, which is lack of experience." go.

"In the final analysis, this thing still pays attention to skill."

Before he could continue talking, a female student who admired superheroes said unconvincedly: "No! I heard the gossip that Superman doesn't need skills, and can work until the sky is dark with just strength."

Alale let out a "poof", what kind of gossip, the sky is still dark, how can I say that the sun and the moon are dark.

Another female student was even more unconvinced: "Captain America...Although I haven't heard any gossip! But his physical strength is several times that of ordinary humans! The durability should also be doubled!"

Can stamina and endurance also be calculated according to the same multiple?

Although she kept complaining in her heart, she hurriedly borrowed a pen and a small notebook from Kuaiyin who was playing with her mobile phone, and wrote down these topics to ask herself on the radio.

She never forgets her work while studying. She scratched back and forth in her notebook, and couldn't help but sigh for her dedication. Jobs would cry when he saw him, and Ma Yun's father would cry when he saw it.

From Hank to the Hulk, and then from the Hulk to the physical storm, the topic that was dominated by boys just now was taken over by girls somehow, and fans from all sides began to discuss who is the king of energy on earth. Even some academic masters began to come up with one, two, three, four, five arguments to prove their arguments, and a good atmosphere of communication, learning and discussion seemed to be born in the classroom, ignoring the discussion content. This is probably the first time in the history of X Academy. A class with the highest motivation.

Alale wrote down two full pages, and at the end her hands were a little cramped.She flicked her wrist, and suddenly found that Deadpool's big face was placed in front of her desk, and subconsciously leaned back.

Kuaiyin took a moment to glance at the teacher from his mobile phone, and continued the live broadcast in the group of superheroes.

Deadpool covered his face and said: "I failed, my first class just failed."

Alale's eyes turned around between Xiaoben and the distraught Deadpool, and comforted him: "I have learned a lot of...knowledge, you are a good teacher, you are a good teacher."

Deadpool shook his head frantically, and slumped on the desk in gloom: "nonono, things didn't go in the direction I expected at all, I'm so sad, I need a hug from little Lala to get better."

As he said that, he opened his hands and was about to pounce on Arale.

Arale flicked his pursed mouth aside with a notebook, and scolded blankly: "You're a lesbian! Your whole family is a lesbian!"

Deadpool, who was physically and mentally injured, lay on the desk helplessly, and sighed: "Originally, I planned to talk about my glorious deeds based on stamina, but they are superheroes. My name didn’t even appear in the example! My class failed, a complete failure!”

The corners of Alale's mouth twitched after hearing this: "Could you not change the sexual enlightenment education into your autobiography class?"

Deadpool turned sideways, resting his head with one hand, Chen Ken nodded: "That's my plan."

Arale threw the book over again.

"go to hell."

……

This class ended in an unknowing discussion, but in the end there was no result of the discussion. In order to avenge that no one used himself as an example in terms of endurance, Deadpool angrily took it as an after-school assignment and asked students to use it as an example. Write a 5000-word essay as a starting point.Alalei, who had gone through university and successfully became an old fritter, decided that if she wanted to get an A+ for this thesis, the characters studied in it could only be sex teachers, and she didn't need to consider other people at all!

She told Kuaiyin the winning topic, and the straight boy Kuaiyin blushed and said hesitantly: "Then can you write about a heroine?"

The staying power of a heroine...

Alale patted the little angel on the shoulder, this subject has a long way to go.