[Comprehensive British and American] Sherlock shows love everyday

"...Who's there?" Alice swallowed while holding Batman's cloak tightly with one hand.There was the faint sound of something moving in the dark alley.She was so nervous that her heart was pounding, and she was about to cry.

So sorry.

It seemed as long as a century, "Wow!" A white puppy poked its head out of the alley and barked threateningly towards Alice and Batman, then ran away with the food in its mouth.

"Huh..." It turned out to be a stray dog.

Her whole body was almost drenched in cold sweat, and Alice let out a long breath.

I am so surprised.

The crisis was temporarily lifted, and she looked back at Batman again.

The Justice League hero remained motionless with his eyes closed.Recalling the dream that Batman died from excessive blood loss, Alice began to carefully check whether there were any fatal wounds on the other party's body.Although it was inconvenient through the black armor, she did her best to check it out for Batman.With the dim light, apart from a few bleeding wounds on her arms, Alice didn't find any other scars.

"Then why don't you wake up?" Reaching out to pat the mask on the other person's face, Alice whispered, "Wake up quickly, we have to get out of here." The alley at night is not safe, they were lucky just now A dog, maybe next time it will be a criminal with a gun, "Batman, Batman, wake up, wake up."

But Batman didn't move.

This is how to do?

After trying hard, Alice found that relying on her own strength, it was impossible to lift up this superhero who was 1.8 meters tall and didn't know he was wearing multiple equipments.After a moment of hesitation, she took out her phone.

Shall I call Iron Man or James?As the saying goes, the heroes of the world are one family, and the Justice League and the Avengers are actually not much different.They are all fighters who eliminate violence and maintain world (universe) peace, the only difference is the production company.

Just when Alice was about to dial Iron Man's phone, "Boom!"—it wasn't too loud, but in this quiet and weird atmosphere, it was definitely not a small voice, and came from the alley again.Alice was so frightened that her hands shook and the phone dropped to the ground.

"Meow~" A big white cat ran past not far away.

Meow, he's going to be scared to death!

Touching the cold sweat on her head, she picked up the phone with one hand. "I'm about to have a heart attack." Turning her head, she subconsciously glanced at the unconscious Batman.

"what!"

Two black holes were exposed in the dark mask, and a pair of eyes were staring at her.

Batman wakes up.

"Can't you make a noise when you wake up?!" Alice was so angry that she tried to keep her voice down and complained about Batman, "Hurry up, let's get out of here quickly." Just wake up.

"Who are you?" The voice processed by the voice changer was eerie and low, but it was weak.

"Don't care who I am." Putting the phone in her pocket, Alice reached out to pull Batman, "Get up quickly, if you are not afraid in the middle of the night, I will be scared to death." She rushed out to find Batman. Human behavior is really stupid.

"Who are you?" Batman asked stubbornly, avoiding Alice's outstretched hand.

Baby is so angry.

Feeling that her good intentions were taken as a donkey's liver and lungs, Alice puffed her mouth and almost wanted to pounce on the other party and bite him, "I'm Alice, and I'm staying at the Wayne Hotel tonight." Turning her head, she pointed to the brightly lit building not far away, She turned back again, "Can you get up by yourself? Do you want me to get someone to help?" It was really impossible to call Elizabeth and Michael out to carry someone.

"You go." Batman seemed to believe her words, but he didn't mean to accept help. "You go back." After speaking, he tried to stand up by himself, but his arms couldn't exert strength, and he fell down again.

"Hey!" Sending the Buddha to the west, Alice stretched out her hand to pull him back, "Can you do it? How about I call my friend over here." Batman couldn't stand up without obvious wounds, so he couldn't be poisoned Bar?

"You go." Batman with cat ears didn't listen at all.

No, the baby is too angry.With a force, Batman, who was already standing unsteadily, was thrown to the ground by Alice.Facing the superhero's aggressive eyes, Alice made a move that she thought she was too stupid in retrospect——

"Hey, little bat." Grinning her mouth and revealing her eight teeth, Alice blinked, "Come on, let's take a photo." Holding the phone in one hand, the other evil hand touched Batman's cat ear, "Come on, smile one, one, two, three, cheese."

"Crack" Gotham hero Batman was forced to be the mascot for a photo with others.

"Is there anyone close to you I can turn to for help?" Alice put the phone back in her pocket, ignoring Batman's scary eyes. "Either you give me a phone number and I'll call someone, or I'll call my friend." This Gotham vigilante has been reduced to the point where he can be forced to take pictures, but he still wants to be brave?

"...I'll do it myself." Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, and Bruce, who was able to bend and stretch, took a deep breath, and finally asked the girl in front of him to call Gordon.While the two were hiding in a hidden corner and waiting for the Gotham Police Chief to pick them up, Batman, who was unable to move because of the neurotoxin in his body, had an unlovely expression on his face. The girl rummaged all over her body and took a bat dart.

"This is the reward." The girl holding up the batarang with surprise on her face carefully took a few tissues and wrapped it up, "It's a pity you can't move, it would be best if you could sign your name on the batarang gone."

#I am Batman who has nothing to love#

"It's really too dangerous for you to do this, do you know!!!" Elizabeth and Michael, who were woken up by Jane in the early morning, were very nervous when they heard that Alice had gone out alone.But the people at the Wayne Hotel said they would not let them go out to find someone.Fortunately, the little girl was brought back by the Gotham police at one o'clock in the morning.

"I'm sorry, I know I was wrong." Alice bowed and apologized in a good manner.Batman was taken away by Director Gordon, and she was escorted back to the hotel by two handsome police officers.Hidden with merit and fame, she felt strangely happy to see the intact hotel and the alive and kicking boss and Michael with their arms crossed and scolding others.

"Okay, okay, just come back safely." Jane came out to smooth things over, "I still have to see the client tomorrow, let's rest quickly." She winked at Alice, and she took the lead back to the room, "Miss Catherine will come tomorrow It’s over, everyone, hurry back and recuperate your spirits. Alice, pack up and go back to sleep!”

"As ordered!"

Catherine Hart is just like the data, she is a big beauty with wine red hair and green eyes.Now, the wealthy lady is sitting on the sofa in the suite, telling Elizabeth and several people about her past with the clown.

Alice, who has a perfect score in reading comprehension, summed up the acquaintance of Catherine and the clown after refining and summarizing.One day a year ago, Catherine ran into a robber on her way home while driving home. Just when Catherine thought she was dying, a green-haired clown fell from the sky and frightened the robber away with a few hahaha sounds, saving Catherine.

As the saying goes, it was amazing at the beginning only because it was rarely seen.

Catherine, who is rarely seen, is fascinated by the mysterious clown as in every clichéd shoujo manga plot.But the combination of a good girl and a bad guy can't last long after all. Within a few days, the Joker was captured by Batman and imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum.But Catherine persisted.

"Although I couldn't see him, I still asked someone to send him a lot of things." Catherine wiped away her tears. "I know that he is not a good person, and I also know that Batman should catch him, so I just hope that he can be cured and discharged from the hospital." Although she grew up in Gotham, Catherine is relatively simple because of her family relationship.

"We can understand." Jane nodded in agreement, and reached out to refill the client's cup of tea.

"But just because he entered Arkham this time, he changed his mind." After drinking the tea in one gulp, the red-haired beauty was full of anger. "No, to be more precise, that bastard actually stepped on two boats!" The teacup hit the tray hard, and there was a "ding" sound.

"Standing on two boats?" This was a plan that had been made long ago. Alice and Jane were both girls, and they were responsible for communicating directly with the client. "Catherine, you mean...the clown has another girlfriend in Arkham Asylum?" This plot is so familiar, that new girlfriend can't be...

"Yes." Catherine nodded, "The clown met a psychologist named Harley Quinn in prison. Later, he successfully escaped from prison, and he was with that Harley..." Probably the betrayal was true. It made Catherine miserable, and she covered her face, trembling with rage. "It's not that I have to be with him. If he doesn't like it, I can just say it. What's the matter with two boats!" Catherine slapped the coffee table.

No, Gu Liang, you should thank him for not marrying at this time!

With an expression of common hatred and hatred on her face, Alice was silently happy for the client's escape in her heart.It's not 01:30 when Harley Quinn fell in love with the clown. It can be seen that the clown is the biggest scumbag in this century, bar none!Congratulations to Catherine for escaping her clutches!

"I couldn't be more angry, that's why I contacted you." Probably, these words had been held in her heart for a long time, and Catherine said them like beans pouring out of a bamboo tube. "It's an angry word to castrate the clown. Batman couldn't kill the clown, and I can't let you die."

Catherine, good girl!

Alice, who was still hesitating about how to persuade the client to change the content of the commission, was relieved. "Catherine, what do you want us to do?" Since Catherine didn't really want them to face the clown head-on, the difficulty of this case was greatly reduced.

"I can't be angry in my heart, I just can't be angry." The red-haired beauty was full of anger, "Now that I think about it, he has green hair, heavy makeup, big steel teeth, and a rural non-mainstream attire. His ancestral grave is smoking, but he not only stepped on two boats, but also dumped me in the end?!" With a stern snort, Catherine raised her head. "As long as you can find a way to make me vent my anger, the price will be as agreed."

"no problem!"

……

It had been a week since Gordon sent home the last time he was poisoned with neurotoxin.The most troublesome clown has been locked in Arkham prison recently and has no time to come out to make trouble. Batman finally has time to have breakfast at home.

"Good morning, Master Wayne." The silver-haired Alfred prepared a sumptuous meal for his young (not small?) master. "I'm so happy to see that you can eat at home safely every morning." Afu's biggest wish is that the little master Bruce can let go of all this, but this wish is still very slim.

"Come on, Fu." Bruce rubbed his head, a little bit unable to stand his old butler's fuss, "If I eat every meal at home, you will be bored to death?" Shaking his head funny, he picked up the tableware.

"Oh, that's also happy busy." Alfred stood aside, "Master Wayne, last time you said that the bat dart was taken away..." It's not that he has to bring up this disappointing topic at this time, but Since my young master was sent back by Director Gordon a week ago, he has not mentioned this matter again.But it is really not reassuring that the bat dart falls into the hands of others.

"The girl's identity has been found out." Taking a bite of the soft bread, Bruce and Alfred said. "Student living in Manhattan, there is no problem with his identity. I will go and get the bat dang back in a few days." The neurotoxin has subsided, and it is time to get the things back.

"That is your savior after all, young master, you better not be too rude." Ah Fu watched happily as his young master had finished his breakfast, and then handed out the newspaper in his hand, "This is today's newspaper." The news in the past three days has been extremely lively.

"Manhattan Daily?" Bruce looked at Ah Fu strangely, not knowing what his old housekeeper meant by letting him read the newspaper.Shaking away in doubt, the bold and bold headline on the front page almost made him dumbfounded, ""Superhero Handsomeness Index Ranking"?" What kind of messed up news is this.

"This topic has not stopped in the past few days." A Fu pointed to the newspaper, "You can see it after reading it."

Alice has been pretty busy the last few days.

Catherine's request is easy and easy to say, but difficult to say.How can we not offend the clown and let the client sternly vent their anger? The four of Elizabeth closed the door to study for a long time, and finally formulated a two-step plan.

The first step is to discredit the clown first - this is also the most difficult one.

As Batman's old enemy, the Joker is tenacious and ruthless.Alice and the others wanted to vent their anger for Catherine, but they couldn't bring themselves or their client into a fatal disaster, so this work required extra care.

"I'm exhausted baby, what do you think of this?" Michael worked in front of the computer for a long time, and finally found all the materials he needed.

"Well... not bad." Elizabeth patted Michael on the shoulder, "Very good." Turning his head, he looked at Alice, "Alice, how is your preparation for the joke?" The first step to discredit the clown , First praise Batman on the Internet.

"It's almost there." Finally, after confirming that there was no problem with the short paragraph, Alice and Jane selected some of the most handsome photos of Batman, made their legs a little longer, their waists a little narrower, and their chest muscles a little bigger, and then sent them.

In this world of superheroes flying all over the sky, it is not uncommon for a fan girl to upload idol photos on the Internet and then boast about them. Alice’s newly registered social account has not caused any waves except for a few likes from bat fans. .

But they are not discouraged.

After posting more than [-] Jiugongge pictures and short texts praising Batman every day, this new account was recognized as a fan of Batman in just a few days, and Elizabeth bought a post on the fourth day. hot search——

"Tell me which superhero is particularly handsome besides Batman? Please recommend, I want to lick the screen."

Fanboys and girls responded in their social accounts one after another, posting pictures of superheroes they think are the most handsome to others.Alice and the others took the opportunity to stir up trouble, buying a headline in the morning for a fan who praised Iron Man, and buying a trending search for a fan who praised Professor X in the afternoon.

In this way, the topic of discussing the appearance of superheroes on the Internet unknowingly became popular.

Seeing that the fire was just right, Alice and the others posted photos of Thor and his younger brother Loki on the Internet for comparison, and accompanied the text - Loki's appearance is barely worthy of being the opponent of Thor and the Avengers.

Afterwards, Michael responded with another account he operated in the past few days, PO posted a photo of Magneto, and accompanied it with a text—I feel that Magneto is very handsome, and he is worthy of being Professor X's opponent.

So far, the foreshadowing of the first move to discredit the clown has been successfully completed.

After successfully guiding the topic to the appearance of the villains, the clown with green hair, dark circles, big white face, and grinning mouth was unanimously complained by all the face dogs on the Internet that he was too poor in appearance and bad in taste, so he was not worthy of it. How far can Batman's peerless beauty go?

"Ahem..." Barnes hugged the laptop, stared dumbfounded at the triumphant Alice in front of him, and gave a thumbs up. "You really have a way." After a week of deliberation, the discussion on the villain's appearance on Twitter has risen to a new level.Among them, the clown whose appearance is too murderous is the first to bear the brunt. In nearly 80.00% of the netizens' comments, he has already been listed in the top three of the ugliest criminal characters. Moreover, some people even complain anonymously on the Internet that the clown is not good enough for Harley Quinn. Lee.

This is a world of faces.

Barnes, who has been out of touch with society for nearly 70 years, and his friend Steve exchanged glances and shook their heads. "So what? You've vented your anger on the client by doing this?" The lovelorn girl is so smart, she really kills without blood.

"There is still a plan for the next step." Just discrediting the clown is not enough to get Catherine out of the shadow of a broken relationship. As the saying goes, the best way to heal a broken relationship is to start another relationship. "Elizabeth got the invitation letter for the cocktail party held by the Osborne Group in Manhattan tonight." Go to the banquet to find a handsome guy to dance with, and spend another night together if they are pleasing to the eye. Alice said that as long as Catherine meets normal men, she will definitely Will immediately forget about the bastard Joker. "We want to help Catherine choose a high-quality date, so that she can successfully forget the previous lameness." Applaud for the dedicated self, great.

"I wish you all good luck." Steve had the second flower lying on his shoulders and the big flower in his arms, "Let's keep them with me first, and you will pick them up when you come back at night." The two flowers said happily Rub handsome guy.

"...Then thank you, Cap." Alice sneered at the two cats at home, but Alice didn't care, "I'll bring you something delicious when I come back."

……

The venue for the Osborne Group's banquet was set in a luxury hotel in the center of Manhattan.With the invitation letter, the four of Alice successfully sneaked into the venue.Catherine was already waiting inside.

"How is it?" Michael held the tablet, carefully avoiding other people's sight, and made recommendations to the client. "Harry Osborn is actually quite good...just a little younger." There are many handsome guests today, and he is confident that he will be able to pick a good man for Catherine who can outshine the clown.

"It's too small." Wearing the gowns that Jane and Alice helped staff, Catherine rejected Michael's candidate. "I don't want to date an underage." Unable to get over the shame of being dumped by a clown, she hasn't come out to play for almost a year.

"Where's Justin Hammer?" Jane pointed to the arms dealer not far away, "Although it's a low profile version of Mr. Stark, it's not bad looking." In all fairness, although Justin Hammer Everywhere is not as good as Iron Man, but he is also a winner in life.

"Nope." The picky Catherine shook her head, "He doesn't look like a good person." Having experienced clowns, she didn't want to associate with a bad person again.

"Or...Bruce Wayne." Alice, who had just witnessed Batman's entry, suggested, "He has a good-looking face and is tall enough. The most important thing is broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs. It is said on the Internet that he has Eight-pack abs, and an upturned ass, I see..."

"Cough cough cough..." Catherine and Elizabeth coughed at the same time.

"What's the matter? I'm not wrong." Alice touched her head, "He's really good-looking... Are you worried that he'll be unhealthy if he's a playboy?" Xiao Ai, who fully considered the client, nodded, "This is indeed a problem, but..." Batman must be fine physically, but this cannot be said.

"Cough cough cough cough!" Elizabeth almost coughed hoarse.

"Boss, what are you doing..." Alice inexplicably saw Jane and Michael turning their heads and slowly retreating to the side.

Is it? !

Standing straight in place, Alice slowly turned her head...

"Good evening." The expression on the face of the man with absolute height advantage was unclear. "Thank you for your compliment."

……

So what, what should I do now? !Urgent, wait online

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