[Comprehensive] Never break up with Ilmi

What is the saying?Luck, like shit, tends to hit some ugly guys.

On this day, Xinba mixed with a group of aunts and robbed discounted goods in the supermarket. He was so worried day by day that he wanted to give the two guys in Wanshiwu a decent life.

You said that he has worked so long, but he has not received a penny of wages. He does the cleaning all day long, and he cooks the meals. He often even pays for the food out of his own pocket.

He was squeezed by a group of aunts until his pants almost fell off, thinking that he was just a boy in his 20s, and suddenly felt that his future was bleak, and seriously suspected that Yinsang's so-called follow him to learn swordsmanship and recover the dojo was a lie his.

Just like this, after paying the bill with his whole body covered in dust and stinky footprints, he held the shopping lottery draw, which actually made him win the first prize——

High-grade beef 30kg! ! !

This is more powerful than any booster, and instantly makes Shinpachi's heart clear.Thinking about the amount of meat, it would be enough for him to escape from his sister's burnt eggs for a while.

His idea is to cut it into equal portions and put them in the refrigerator, one serving a day, so as to improve the food in the near future, but he forgot that there are two poor and free people in the family who like to spend money recklessly.

Shinpachi was still explaining the plan, so the two set up a hot pot and prepared all the beef slices for a luxurious hot pot feast.

He hurried up to stop him, but he was the one with the lowest force value in the whole house of everything, and Kagura pushed him to the ground, "A mere spectacle guy dares to make the decision for the meat. The romance of beef is to be eaten in one go, huh? One hour a day." A piece of meat? I want to serve this queen a meal with that bit of meat, bah! It's so shabby!"

"You fart! Why are you pretending to be a rich man? I ate a good meal with raw eggs and rice this morning. If you hadn't hugged my thigh and cried, don't let you eat sand mixed with soy sauce tomorrow, the devil would be soft-hearted and go poor for the two of you." Ghosts buy rice."

"Xin Baji, there is no reason to dig money out of teeth. Those who achieve great things must have the aura of breaking the boat. It is also a kind of courage to realize that the last meal is not finished after a good meal. By the way, I will go downstairs after a while and credit two bottles of wine. Come up, tell the old woman to put it on—er, next month, no, next year's account."

"I want to go to you. Anyway, it's a beating. I'm not even old enough to drink. Why should I suffer this crime for you?"

Seeing that he couldn't do these two, Xinpachi thought he wouldn't be at a disadvantage, anyway, the meat he got back couldn't all go into the stomachs of these two wine bags and rice bags, so he quickly picked up the phone and called his sister to come over to eat meat.

As a result, the cry was unbearable. His sister brought two leg pendants of Jiubingwei and the idiot orangutan, and the orangutan called Hijikata and Okita again. Taking advantage of the four eyes, he immediately jumped out and said that he wanted to fill up the number of people for Yinshi.

When he came back to his senses, the small Wanshiwu was already full of people, and the amount of beef that he thought was objective just now suddenly became pitiful.

"Then!" Yinshi put on a lavish air and coughed twice, "Cheers to the prosperity of Wanshiwu!!!"

Although everyone despises this poor guy who earns a lot of money by lottery beef, but for the sake of free food, he still raised his glass for face!

At this moment, there was a knock on the loose wooden door of the Wanshiwu!

"Tsk! Who called someone again?" Yin Shi was furious, pointing at the beef that had lost one-third before the banquet, "Look, there's still some good left?"

Everyone shook their heads and heard another knock from outside. Yinshi had no choice but to shout, "If you want to come, get out, and wait for someone to greet you if you eat for free?"

As soon as the words fell, it was obvious that the people outside hesitated for a while, and finally slowly opened the sliding door——

What came into view was a beautiful woman with a good figure. She looked a little nervous, as if she was embarrassed to disturb others, and she said after a while, "I heard that this is a master house with a 100% completion rate, right? ?”

As soon as these words were spoken, it was tantamount to throwing flesh and blood to a hungry shark, and the eyes of the three guys who hadn't opened for two consecutive months in Master House lit up.

However, since the last client was an old woman who had no money and tried to take more than two dozen pumpkins or pay off her own body, Yinshi felt that it was necessary to evaluate the quality of the client.

Ah, that's not right, this woman needs to have a beautiful face, a good figure, and a real Takarazuka beauty. He doesn't mind at all if someone uses her body to pay off the debt.

Thinking about Yin like this, he rubbed his chin with his hand, "Oh, you must have known the reputation of Wanshiwu to find this place through rumors, right? We are very expensive."

The woman breathed a sigh of relief after hearing his brash words, "Really? That's good, that's good." She opened the sliding door completely, "It's just that I have strict time requirements. If you can find the person I'm looking for within a week, The price is up to you."

"Huh? Isn't your tone low? This is how we start the price." Seeing that the visitor was not short of money, Yin Shi immediately decided to open his mouth.

I usually ask someone for a starting price of 1000 yuan, but this time I will call him [-] yuan, ah!It was the first time I did this, and I felt quite uneasy. I didn't know how others would bargain for a while.

When Tang Na saw Yin, he pointed a finger confidently, and felt that it was indeed a bit expensive, but considering the difficulty of the time she asked for, it was estimated that the cost would not be small, and this kind of thing was beyond common sense. consumption as a reference.

So she nodded and agreed, "Okay, 1000 million is 1000 million, as long as I can find someone on time, every day in advance, I can add 100 million more."

The room was dead silent for a moment!

Tang Na felt a little guilty, couldn't it be a joke?Could it be that the price starts at 10 million?It makes sense when you think about it, there are leaders in any industry, like Yiermijia, which is even darker, with a starting price of [-] billion.

Just as he was about to change his words to ease the embarrassment, he saw the silver-haired man fall off the bench, then get up swiftly, together with a girl with a bun and a handsome boy with glasses.

The three knelt down and slid directly to Tang Na's feet, making a standard pilgrimage gesture, "Dad, please take a seat, Dad, please drink tea, Dad give your orders!"

This--

The three of them thought that Tang Na was being cautious, so they quickly removed the hot pot. It was just meat. With 1000 million, they could buy meat and pile it into the swimming pool.

But whoever comes here to eat free food is willing to do it?A pair of chopsticks had to be added between pushing and shoving, and a big project on a rather shabby dining table came.

Tang Na was holding a bowl, and there was a broken raw egg at the bottom of the bowl. To be honest, Japanese-style hot pot didn't suit her very much, not to mention she was depressed now.

Sighing, "I can't help it. You said that there are always times of quarreling in life, right? Besides, it was the guy's fault. Who knew he was so angry this time? He just ran away from home. We don't know each other well here. What if I got lost?"

Yinshi showed extreme patience with the gold VIP customers, patted Donna on the shoulder, and made a face of sympathy, "Who says it's not, a man should show the tolerance of being caught and gritted his balls, how could he bear it?" Acting like a baby first, in fact, from your tone, I don’t think that person is very suitable, how about it? Do you want to change your boyfriend? What do you like? I think silver hair with natural curly hair is good.”

Xinba slapped him on the back of the head with a paper fan, "Yin Sang, pay attention to professional ethics, and don't think of clients."

"That's right, what kind of rich woman is the wretched madao? If you fail to do business in a while, you will die!"

"What's the matter with you?" Yinshi scolded, covering the back of his head, "Didn't you see that the guest was in a bad mood? Did you wink? Bring some tissues here. They're in the toilet. I remember they didn't use them up in the morning."

A Miao punched each of the three Adou who couldn't support the wall, and said to Tang Na, "Go ahead, describe the situation in as much detail as possible, so that we can filter it easily."

For a moment, Tang Na felt that this store was unreliable, but so many people strongly recommended it, so he couldn’t just rely on his impressions, so he explained——

"It's like this, my daughter-in-law and my boyfriend are looking for a way home. For some reason, we were separated for a while. During this period, I met a little friend who helped me before. I'm sorry to say, this little friend is very kind to me. It's kind of interesting, but I seriously refuse it every time, but my boyfriend is very concerned about it."

"My little friend is not a fuel-efficient lamp. In the end, the two formed gangs and wanted to destroy each other. Really, I don't know how this matter became a Shura field."

"My boyfriend, to put it nicely, he is career-minded, but to put it badly, he is greedy for money. During the time when we were separated, not only did he not think about how to find me as soon as possible, but he also set up a good place to start a new business, thinking about it. As much as I can make before I find him."

"Don't talk about being greedy for money, I dare to make any money. In the end, I attracted my opponent for a mere 20 billion, and I was chased all over my head."

The people here swallowed their saliva with difficulty, a mere 20 billion! ! !

"Just the trouble I caused this time is not counted. I was locked up in the house for more than a month to force me to have a baby. You said that once or twice can be tolerated, but it's only three times, right? So after getting rid of the enemy, I Leng made up his mind to clean him up, so that he couldn't get out of bed the next day. As a result, he became stingy and told me that I have my little friend in my heart, otherwise why don't let him kill him , and torturing him for others.”

"I'm going, this is torture? Then why didn't he talk about the thing that tortured me for more than a month before? We quarreled, and he ran out in anger. I thought he was just going out for a walk and came back soon, but it turned out ——So far there is no audio."

Tang Na covered his face, almost crying, why do you think she is so impatient?It's the same when he finds a home and repairs slowly. Can he run away in his own world or the world of the association?

When I looked up to ask for advice from Wanshiwu, I saw a room full of people covering their noses, and one of the glasses girls even had a nosebleed.

Yinshi took out a tissue and divided it into two to block his nostrils, and he held Tang Na's shoulder familiarly, "Come on, I think your statement is not careful enough, which is not conducive to intelligence collection. Let us explain it in detail , especially the process of how to force the baby to get out of bed for a month. Ah, there is a bed inside, it would be better if you would like to demonstrate it more vividly and concretely.”

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In the end, Tang Na paid the deposit, reported the mobile phone number he bought temporarily while they were smiling, and agreed to contact them as soon as there was news.

"By the way, tell us your temporary address by the way, and we don't rule out the situation that we can't be contacted." In view of the fact that in three or two days there will be rioters bombing TV stations and signal transmitters, Edo's mobile phone signal has always been tragic. thing.

Tang Na nodded and said that they were still thoughtful, "I'm currently staying in the presidential suite of the Imperial Hotel. If I can't connect to my mobile phone, it's the same to call the hotel. They have a special VIP line."

The people in the room spat out, "Imperial Hotel? The Presidential Suite? Are you a heavenly man?"

"Huh?" Tang Na was puzzled for a moment, but he still couldn't get used to the term. "Oh, you mean an alien? No, strictly speaking, I'm also from Earth."

Just another earth.

"Then how did you manage to live there? Isn't the Imperial Hotel only for celestial beings?"

"Ah, that!" Tang Na's gentle expression from the beginning suddenly became serious and full of awe-inspiring aura, which made several sword masters in the room subconsciously want to draw their swords——

"I'm also very strange, why dare to discriminate against earthlings in a hotel built on the earth, so you must stay if you have a bad temper. Those guys refused. I smashed the Tianren security team, the Tianren peacekeeping team, and the Tianren all the way The Marine Corps, and two supporting spaceships, finally compromised."

"That's why it is said that some races are cheap. Giving them money is not good for business. They insist on kneeling and letting people live for free in the end. It's embarrassing to live for so long for nothing."

Everyone's chopsticks fell to the ground, and you didn't know it. The cigarette in Tufang's mouth was so hot that he came back to his senses——

"Yuan, it turns out that you are the big guy who made trouble a few days ago!!!"