Tutoring colleagues - doomed

Hello everyone, I am Qiansi Towu, forgive me for a sudden puzzle, where am I now?

A．The hatch of an airplane in flight

B．At an altitude of [-] meters

C．and has been blown by strong winds

"—Now the altitude is 3800 meters, ready to skydive!"

... Hearing this sentence, I think everyone has guessed it.

Whichever answer you choose is correct!congratulations!

Help -! T port T

"It's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible—!"

The cockpit door has been opened at this time, and the trainer is giving orders to other beginners, and each of these ordinary beginners is excited.On the other hand, Tomogiri, a genuine mafia, clung to the back of his chair, refusing to look at the hatch leading to hell.

The coach, who couldn't let Shiwu let go with all his strength, had to resort to the ultimate trump card: "Miss, your brother Li Baoen is watching you, be careful when he comes home and laugh at you at the dinner table. Li Bao Well, come on, let's persuade your sister with uncle... Sister, shame face~ shame face~"

Shiwu's whole body trembled, and he stared at the coach with inexplicable admiration in his eyes.

Moving his gaze to the "little brother" that the coach called, Tomogiri only felt two death rays from the icy hell shoot out from those round and lovely eyes like M&M chocolate jelly beans.

Just heard a soft sneer: "Hey."

Ten Mist trembled violently again.

"Sister, uncle is right, you are so embarrassing. It's rare that parents are willing to give us money to play... woo..."

It was even accompanied by a pitiful expression that was about to cry, causing the coach who didn't know the truth to cast a look of contempt at her.I despise a hair!

——D.There is also the big devil

"But, but... it's really scary! Why did you arrest me for extreme skydiving?! It's not any... job, I don't want to play at all! In case, in case there is a quality problem with the parachute bag on my body, in case It just happened to get stuck on the way down, so what should I do?" Ten Wu made up his mind to hold on tightly and not let go.

It's not a day or two for Li Baoen to be crazy and inhuman and like to push others to death, but this time it's too much, right? !For unknown reasons, she was dragged to play extreme skydiving. If she jumped from a height of [-] meters, she would be broken into cakes, and maybe even the scum would be gone!

Li Baoen approached Ten Wu, with a pitiful distressed expression on his face, and uttered evil words: "It's so noisy. I'll count to three, if you still don't jump-hmph, you'll know when you go back. Alright, three--"

"Wait, wait a minute! Anyway, let me prepare mentally..."

"Wait no more—one!"

With a kick, Shi Wu was already outside the hatch in the next second.

Staring at Li Baoen who was waving at her in the cabin, Shiwu instantly fell into the vast white clouds.

Where did Er go!

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——Pongolie Headquarters——

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

In the office of the consultant organization outside the door, a lump of mud-like unknown object was slumped on the sofa, surrounded by a lingering dead air.

Thousands of divisions and ten fogs, the current village purple who is absolutely loyal to Peng Gelie, is absolutely professional in reconnaissance, disguises spies, torture, etc., and is guarded by many families. Unexpectedly, today may be her death day.

Ahh... the soul seems to have floated out of the body...

"Are you okay? Come on, drink a glass of water first and take a breather."

Tomogi looked gratefully at Miseri who thoughtfully handed him a glass of water, and felt heartbroken again for the fact that such a kind woman was actually the first assistant of the Great Demon King.

Ever since being dragged to the extreme skydiving by Li Baoen in the morning, Ten Wushen has been sluggish, and the sound of vomiting even rang in the office of the consulting organization outside the door for a whole afternoon.The most memorable scene in the first experience of skydiving is when I was kicked down to a height of [-] meters without any mental preparation, and then the wind whizzed in my ears, and the feeling of weightlessness and dizzying came immediately, and I could clearly see the earth expanding in front of my eyes , as if everything was pressing in front of my eyes.

"...Ugh."

Just thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

"Miserly, is Libern trying to trick me?"

Miserly handed her another glass of water, and replied with a smile: "I think this should be Mr. Libern's birthday present to you." Although it may really be a trick.

"puff--!"

Miseri had expected it long ago, and dodged the oncoming tea attack sideways.

"Cough cough cough cough... You, you mean a gift? Give me the ferry fare for the Santu River?!" Ten Wu paused, "Wait a minute, you said... birthday? Who?"

Miseri pointed to Shiwu, "You."

Ten Wu was at a loss.

After careful calculation of the date, today seems to be her 27th birthday...but...

"What does that have to do with it?"

"Ah? Why do you ask that?" After thinking for a while, Miseri showed a suddenly realized expression, and explained, "By the way, Shiwu, is this the first time for you to have an odd-numbered birthday in Peng Gelie? Peng Gelie There is a tradition that a birthday party will be held on the day of the odd-numbered birthday. The guests attending the birthday party will prepare gifts or performances. The birthday star got a luxurious gift. However, I didn’t expect everyone to go on missions during this period, so Shi Wu’s birthday party had to be cancelled, but it’s very unlucky not to participate in a Peng Gelie-style birthday party. I think everyone should have given you gifts, right?"

Ten Wu suddenly had a chill.

Speaking of objects that look like gifts... She seems to have received them before, but can they really be called gifts?

The most normal one is the luxurious sushi sent by Yamamoto. Others include a black suit with a crosshair pattern on the left chest, a giant bear corpse with a deep fist mark in the middle of the chest, and a toy water gun full of wear and tear. , a stack of private photos of Mukuro secretly taken by someone... even Skylark, who was the least likely to give a gift, was given a cursed scarecrow with her photo on it.

Well, does this mean to tell her to die?

"Ah, I forgot to say that the person with the highest score will be rewarded, but the person with the lowest score will be killed."

Ten fog big embarrassment.Could it be that Skylark wanted to get the lowest score so that he could fight her? !

"There are so many people sending you blessings, you have to accept them happily. This is a lucky start to the new year."

This is not lucky, it is clearly the beginning of misfortune.

"...Then, what is Misseri going to give me?"

"Peng Gelie's thoughtfulness."

Miseri who answered in this way showed a perfect smile illuminated by holy light.Tomogi didn't even have the energy to laugh dryly.

"Come, come, it's my time." Rachel, who came to visit, squeezed close to Shiwu, and handed her a big box, "It's a limited edition cake from your favorite cake shop, remember to eat it all." Said, showing a wonderful smile.

"Thank you, Rachel." Ten Wu took the cake and thought about it, "However, why don't you take it out and eat it with everyone now? This way there will be a birthday atmosphere, and such a big cake can't be eaten by myself. Can't finish it."

"It's just that you order such a big one if you can't finish it."

"Huh? What did you say?"

"It's nothing." Rachel pretended to be stupid, and immediately changed the subject, "Speaking of which, are you an idiot? Of course, birthdays are spent with lovers, so what's the point of spending with colleagues! I'm not going to be a light bulb. Hehe, After receiving my gift, remember to enjoy it with Master Mu.”

"Your face is distorted... Your gift should be an ordinary cake, right?!"

"Yes, very common."

Then why are you smiling like that?And what does the emphatic "enjoy together" mean?

Tomogi stared at the beautifully packaged cake box on the table with a complicated expression, unable to speak for a long time.

The curly-haired girl next to her clasped her hands in front of her chest, imagining herself dreamily: "Ah, it's really romantic. It must be very happy to spend your birthday with the person you like and eat a cake full of love. I want to have A boyfriend, oh...God, please give me a boyfriend! My requirements are not high, just like Lord Skylark will do!"

Ten Mist Black Line: "Romantic or something, it's impossible."

"Oh, don't you secretly look forward to it? If it were me, I would definitely have a delusion in my head."

"Do you believe me when I say 'no'?"

"I don't believe it!" They said in unison.

Well, she didn't believe it herself.

"Actually, I have a little expectation..."

She wasn't looking forward to a romantic date, sending flowers or something, if that guy really did the sticky behavior of an ordinary man, she would feel horrified instead.It's just secretly hoping that the two of them can sit together, even if they don't do anything, just spend the night together like this.

"But it's impossible, haha." Shiwu snorted twice, mocking himself nonchalantly.

On the contrary, the people around were hesitant to speak, and seeing Shiwu couldn't help feeling a little depressed.

That's right.

On this day, her birthday.

Liu Dao Mu is not in Pengo Lie.

she does not mind.

Get used to it, that guy is great in Peng Gelie for 360 days out of [-] days a year. If he stays in the headquarters for more than a month, the cadres will not suspect that he will carry out some subversive conspiracy. He should also be taken to section to study whether it is a genetic mutation.

"—So, I really don't mind!"

If the expression was not so ferocious and the tone was not so menacing, the credibility of this sentence would increase by [-] percentage points.

Apparently, Coulom, who was standing at the door of Ten Mist's room, didn't believe this sentence either.

"But, you look restless all the time... aren't you thinking about where Lord Mukuro went?"

Ten Wu felt a throbbing pain in his temples, "It's because of working too hard."

Doesn't anyone know that when people are wronged, they can't be comforted by gentle words?Now it's all right, I didn't feel very depressed at first, but they gave me a sympathetic look and a pity expression, the evil fire in my chest is now higher than a while.Back in the room, she didn't see the figure that should have been in her eyes. If it wasn't for Coulom's knock on the door, she would really explode at that moment.

Even the skylark sent a cursed scarecrow, but the special Liudao Mu had nothing, even disappeared, what is this? !That bastard must not remember!

What an idiot, it really is a delusion to celebrate birthdays together.Not even in a dream.

"Are you thinking about Master Mukuro?" Colum asked.

"No, I'm not thinking about him."

It sounds like bravado, like sophistry.And that is the truth.

Kurom was silent for a while, as if he had made up his mind, he suddenly said: "I... on my birthday last year, the dog gave me a big chocolate cake. I am very happy. He usually said 'only It's enough for you to eat chocolate'..."

……so poor.Is that enough?

"At that time, I didn't think about asking for other gifts, but Miss Rachel told me, 'Just tell him what you want, don't just stand there and wait', I think, this is right. I told Inu that I wanted a cake that was so big that four people could eat it all, and Inu actually bought it for me. Having the cake with Inu, Chizu, and Mukuto-sama, I felt... very happy... …very happy."

A slight blush appeared on the fair cheeks, and the slightly cold eyebrows softened instantly. This soft and lovely smile warmed Coulom's whole body.

Do you want to eat cake with Muku...

so good...

Ahhh!What is she thinking!The latter one is wrong!

Ten Wushui shook her head desperately, trying to shake off the strange exclamation that appeared in her mind.

Opening his eyes, he suddenly met Collom's light purple single pupil. Collom raised his head and looked directly at Tomogi, and said softly but firmly: "I think it's better for Miss Tomogi to be honest. I want to be with Muku-sama on my birthday. Together, I think it's normal."

Shiwu was stunned for a moment, and then blushed: "No, no! If that guy is here, I don't know what method he will use to punish me. I am relieved that he is not here."

"Is that right?"

"That's right, that's right. You see, in the two years since I arrived in Pongolie, which day did I not spend in fear of being made inhuman by him? That guy is Cinderella's black-hearted stepmother, every day Just thinking about how to bully me is the best! Hehe, it must be like this!"

"Master Mukuro wouldn't do that."

"Ah?" The sudden firm rebuttal made Shi Wu a little overwhelmed.

Kurom's face was full of excitement, and the blush on his fair face deepened, and he said with great certainty: "Master Mukuro would not do this!"

As soon as the words fell, without warning, with a bang, a mist suddenly appeared around her.The fog dissipated, and the person who appeared in the middle was stiff, and his face was frozen with a surprised expression of being caught off guard by the sudden situation.

Oh oh oh, I was hurt by you, lovely Culom...

Someone who wanted to peep but was beaten by Ma Zai forced himself to be calm, trying to respond to all changes with the same.

was heard... was seen...

Ten Wu's mind went blank.

After a few seconds, he gradually came back to his senses, and the expression on his face became more and more ferocious.

He would laugh at her.He must be planning to laugh at her!

First - next - hands - for - strong!

"you--"

"Gift... don't you want it?"

Before the roar came out, Shi Wu's whole body was petrified.

Who is this person in front of me?Who is this man in front of me with an embarrassing expression of "Oh, I said the wrong thing", and his eyes are darting around but he doesn't meet her eyes? !

More importantly... "gift"? !This guy really prepared a gift for her? !

Ten Wu could not understand what he heard, and froze in place for a moment.

"Oh, don't you really want to celebrate my birthday with me? What's with this expression? It's better to be honest." Seeing Shiwu staring at him like a ghost, Mukuro raised his eyebrows, and finally switched to the daily mode smoothly, The words "It's because you want me to come, you should thank me" are written on my face.

... so infuriating!How dare you be so confident in overhearing other people's conversations? !

"Bring it!" Shiwu directly stretched out his hand to beg, and the muscles on his face twitched forbearance.

Honest and honest, is she honest enough now? !

"Come here." Mukuo hooked his fingers, as if calling a pet.

Although he wanted to give him a super-killing eight-dan fall, Tomogi still patiently followed his instructions and walked over.Suddenly, a crackling sound was heard from the neck.She lowered her head in doubt, and immediately felt the cold metal touch on her chin. She was startled and confirmed with her hands that she was wearing a metal-framed, leather-based collar around her neck. There were also two cute and shiny pieces hanging from the front. On the shiny hanging tag, the words "Ten Fogs" are engraved on one side, and the contact information and address are engraved on the other.

"..."

Ten fog ==.

"this is……"

"This is a special order, isn't it cute? There's also this one." Mukuk took out a long shiny...chain and put it on the collar with a smile on his face, "Oh, it matches you very well." Woolen cloth."

"Special order..."

"It costs 35 yuan. After all, it is made of super alloy and high-grade leather. Are you too happy to speak? Or do you prefer a collar with a bell?"

"Yeah, I'm too happy to speak..."

The gloomy words seemed to come from the abyss of hell, and Togiri's face had already begun to transform into a ghost face.

The so-called gift is this pet item necklace ring?

Said it was custom-made... This guy clearly remembered her birthday and prepared a gift, but why is it always such a prank.He gave her this kind of thing just to bully her.The heartbeat and joy just now... She is such a fool.

"Why do you look unhappy? Don't you like the gift I gave you?"

yeah, why?Ten Wuwu wanted to ask him why he thought she would like it.Being collared like a pet on a birthday is a hell of a nuisance.

Why, he is always like this...

"Why do you always do such boring things?" Ten Wu sighed as if giving up, and she didn't know who she was laughing at.

Mukuro, who had been observing her reaction all this time, showed an inexplicable smile at this moment, "Because I'm honest with myself."

The strange sentence made Shi Wu confused.He raised his head to ask clearly, but found that Muk had approached her side at some point, and the shadow cast by the light shrouded her completely.

Ten Wu could not help but take a step back, "What do you mean?"

"Like Coulom said, if you want a gift, or want to spend a birthday with me, it's better to tell me directly. Otherwise, I will do what I want, just like now. You see , compared to you, I am much more honest."

Mu then took a step closer, reached out and fiddled with the tag hanging on Shiwu's collarbone, and the metal collided with a crisp sound.Hearing the ding ding from her neck, she suddenly remembered a long-standing saying.

It is said that giving necklaces, bracelets, ties and other accessories to lovers means to bind each other.Could it be... this man... no, it must be impossible... because this guy is Liu Dao Mu, so she must be thinking too much!

"クフフ..." Mukuro laughed softly as if he had seen through what she was thinking, "I wouldn't do that kind of thing. It's pointless to give decorations, why don't you just send you Isn't it more clear and straightforward to circle and tie it?"

"Eh?!"

She she she she she she she she... just now seemed to have heard something terrible... Ten Wuji felt the blood rushing to her cheeks in an instant, and her heart was beating non-stop.

"What kind of gift is this! I, I don't like it at all!"

Shiwu panicked and wanted to escape, but the collar around his neck suddenly tightened, and the big hand holding the other end of the chain exerted a little force, and Shiwu was dragged down uncontrollably.

"It's really a pet that is not honest enough about its own desires. It seems that it needs to be properly trained."

The chin was pinched by the hand wearing the leather glove, and he was forced to raise it. He raised his face and looked at the top of the head, just in time to see the face that was gradually approaching in his sight.

"Listen, puppy, if you are good, I will touch your head, tease you, and give you meat and bones to eat, but this must be based on the premise that you follow me. Wearing my collar, I have no right to leave for the rest of my life.”

Mukui lowered his eyes, his strange eyes of different colors stared at her quietly, while the charming waves flowed, his deep voice gently brushed over Shiwu's ears like a feather.

"The gift... still don't like it?"

Shiwu opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound, his heart seemed to jump out of his chest so fast, his body seemed to be frozen, unable to move, he could only grind his teeth staring at the alluring face in front of him.

Oops, hit the nail on the head...

Woo, why is her resistance to this guy so poor?What's worse is that she is still happy after being made such a shameless declaration. She is hopelessly hopeless...

- "It's better to be honest."

Collom's words came to mind.

Be honest with yourself...

Ten Wu hesitated for a long time, finally gritted his teeth, suppressed his flushed face, and muttered the words in his mouth in an extremely low voice: "Hi... like it..."

"Really? That's good." The thin lips rose, forming a subtle arc.

Ten Wuji suddenly noticed that the hand holding the chain moved slightly, and an alarm sounded in his heart.

in danger.That smile is dangerous.

"What do you want?!"

"Of course I want a prize."

"...Let me remind you, it seems that only the person with the highest score can get the prize."

"That's talking about me." Mukuo opened her hand directly, and said without embarrassment, under the dizzy yellow light, those strange-colored eyes shone with a bewitching brilliance, "How dare you say that my gift Not your favourite?"

Ugh, can't argue with that.

"Then, obediently give me the prize."

Mukuro compulsively pulled Shiwu to the edge of the bed and sat down. Shiwu couldn't tell whether he was nervous or looking forward to it, but only knew that his heartbeat was abnormally high.Just as she was thinking wildly, a heavy object suddenly fell on her lap.

"...Huh? Cake?"

While unpacking the box, Mukuro nodded with a smile: "How can you ignore a gift that others have sent you sincerely? Let's enjoy it together."

"Ha... eat cake..."

Just eating cake...

Forget it, it's rare to see this guy so happy, and she doesn't want to spoil his interest.Although I am a little disappointed...

Tomogi looked down at the cake, and froze after only one glance.

On the white cream plane of the cake, a nude woman is simply drawn with red, yellow and purple jam, and a few words are written on the chocolate plate inserted in the cake - "Please enjoy me".

For some reason, Ten Wu understood the danger in it in an instant.

"'To Ten Mists—'"

Rokudo Mukuro, who was sitting next to him, suddenly spoke, holding the paper that fell from the box in his hand.

"'I know you must not know the real way to eat it, so I wrote it on the cake thoughtfully. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, Master Muku will definitely understand. This is the romance of adults. Have a happy time with Master Muku Your birthday, right? Your buddy Rachael'—that's what she said."

"This, this, this, what is this—?!"

Mukuro didn't blush, and caught the cake that fell due to Togiri's sudden standing up, and then said with a sorry face: "Oh, even the ingredients are ready. So you've been looking forward to it today. This kind of thing, because I didn't realize it, I always look in a bad mood, it's my negligence as the master."

"I didn't! It was my birthday present from Rachael!"

"What a caring friend, then we shouldn't waste our friend's heart. It's a rare birthday, let me fulfill your evil wish."

"Don't come here! Ah, bastard! When did you put the chains on the bed frame?!"

ding ding ~ ding ding ~

The metal tag on the collar kept making crisp sounds following the movements of Shiwu.In the room, the roaring sound gradually died down.

"Where are you messing with?! The clothes are all... um... dirty..."

"Will you help me clean up the dirty place?"

"Who would do that kind of thing... ah!"

"The cake is delicious."

"... ah ... mix, um ... bastard ... cake is not eaten like this ..."

ding ding ~ ding ding ~

Crisp sounds intertwined with gasps, endlessly circling the room.

Oh, what a happy birthday.

The author has something to say: This episode is really shameful... Although there are many things that cannot be written due to the river crab, but this is more room for imagination, isn't it? XD