Every day I wake up and find that my sleeping position is wrong [Comprehensive]

It was dark and damp here, and she didn't know if it was her illusion, she felt as if she could hear the squeaking of mice.The light above her head suddenly turned on, causing her eyes to hurt, and she hurriedly raised her hand to block the light in front of her.

After the eye shadow got used to the welcome, Lydia could see the person in front of her clearly.

He was wearing a white shirt and looked disheveled.Her hair was also a mess, and it was still an ugly purple.

Lydia frowned, but instantly opened her eyes wide as if she thought of something.

Purple, purple! ?

The person in front of me...is a clown! ?

Lydia became nervous in an instant, and when she looked at the clown, there was only horror in her eyes.He doesn't have any makeup on his face now, and he looks like a young boy.

No more than Tony!

The air was quiet for a while.

Lydia coughed lightly for a while, looked at the motionless clown opposite, and asked aloud, "Hello." Please, it would be great if the other party said hello too!

"Hello."

As soon as Lydia's thoughts settled down, the other party smiled stiffly on her face, bowed her head and made the most basic British gentleman's salute.

"??"what happened?

After the clown stood up, he stood up straight.Stand up straight with one hand on your stomach and the other behind your back.It's a fight with the old housekeeper of their family.

wait!Lydia suddenly came to her senses, could it be her own ability that worked?

so amazing! ?

Lydia hurriedly got up from the bed excitedly. There was a small table in the narrow and dark room. There was a desk lamp on the table. Under the dim light, Lydia could clearly see the What I want is my own test questions, the Huanggang test paper.

She couldn't help but patted her forehead, and looked at the clown with a guilty conscience, but after thinking about it, she hurriedly coughed and raised her head, picked up her test paper, turned and left.

After opening the door, Lydia found that the outside was much brighter.It's just that she was still indoors. After walking around twice and leaving the room, she found that the conditions here looked not bad, and she really was the head of the criminals!

After hurrying downstairs, Lydia took a taxi and left.

And the clown who broke away from Lydia's control soon regained his freedom.He moved his stiff body, and his eyes fell on the place where the test papers were originally placed on the table.

It's really getting more and more interesting.

wrong!wrong!Still wrong! ! !

Lydia flipped through her test paper, couldn't help but patted her head, look at her, what did she do!You must know that this test paper is not cheap on ebuy!But a good test paper was ruined by the clown!

Not a single topic is done right!It's as if he knows the correct answer, but he just doesn't write about him.

Pity her test paper! ! !

Lydia hurriedly found her notebook, and began to copy the questions one by one.These topics are the essence of mathematics, and she doesn't want to miss a little bit!

The next time passed faster.At the end of the term, it was a big summary of all kinds of things, and there were too many things they needed to do.It seems a little too busy in front.Especially their legal majors are all busy.In contrast to Peter and Jessica's words, the two of them were busy for a while before they were free.

After a busy month, the semester is finally over.Shadowmoon's bodyguard trip ends here.But he still insisted on sending Lydia to the airport.Peter and Jessica also came to see Lydia off, which made Lydia feel a little bit reluctant.

"Aren't I not coming back? Why do you have such expressions?"

"But I won't see you for two months." Jessica frowned, walked over and reached out to hug her.

Lydia patted her on the back and said helplessly, "Well, I know you will miss me."

Peter also came over to give Lydia a hug, and Shadow Moon actually helped Lydia check in her luggage.

Lydia looked at the faces of several people, pursed her lips helplessly, and then went into the country.

After entering the waiting hall, Lydia put on her earphones.After E'Mu's voice came out of the earphones, she felt extremely safe, and when she closed her eyes and was about to take a rest, the people around her suddenly reached out and patted her.

"I didn't expect to meet here."

This kind of tone has a unique low-key accent, and this kind of tone is only unique to Wade.

Lydia raised her head helplessly, and sure enough, she saw Wade standing in the corridor in ordinary clothes, with a bag on his back.After meeting Lydia's eyes, he nodded with a smile, and then put the backpack behind his back on the luggage rack.

"It's really a coincidence." After sitting down, Wade tugged on his clothes, "It's been a long time since I flew by plane, so excited~"

He put on his seat belt, looked around, picked up the blanket for a while, and read a book for a while, looking very lively.It just scared the passing stewardess several times.

"Their eyes made me so sad!" Wade frowned, holding his chest as if his heart had been hurt, "I was so scared that I hurriedly supported my 34E's big chest."

Lydia, who was about to bow her head to write the paper, couldn't hold back when she heard this, "I've just grown up, and I feel like I'm still a baby."

"Oh, you are. You really are Daddy's sweet baby."

"So, what are you going to do in England this time?" Lydia knew that if Wade sat next to her, she would definitely not be able to write anything.

"A mission." Seeing Lydia's opening, Wade raised his hand and waved, "You won't be interested, most of them are killing people and looting things."

Lydia shrugged, "Okay, then I won't ask you, and you can continue to be mysterious."

The rest of the journey should be noisy if you think about it.Wade's cheap look really makes people want to slap him.From time to time, I will tease the stewardess, and when encountering turbulence, I will deliberately show nervousness like a girl.

He is very suitable for women's clothing.

Even if he has an ugly face.

Wade suddenly calmed down, looked into the air and said, "You can't say that about me, I'm the invincible, cool and explosive Deadpool in the universe! You're just a thirteenth-rate author."

Alright, alright, let's get back to business.

There were no accidents on the plane, of course, after everything Wade had done.After Lydia got off the plane, she originally wanted to invite Wade home, but she didn't expect this guy to run away and disappear without a trace.Lydia was also relieved. When she dragged her luggage out, she immediately saw Sherlock frowning in the crowd, Watson, and her wife Mary.

She held a child in her arms, who looked young.Her hair was a beautiful brown, and she looked just like her father.

"Oh, Mary! Tell me it's your child!"

"Yes." Although she nodded, Mary's face was obviously a little unhappy, "Before you saw me, you would give me a hug first."

Excited, Lydia hurriedly reached out to hug Mary, and then she turned her eyes to the child in her arms, "Look at this little girl, she looks so much like you two. Isn't it, Rosa?"

Mary reluctantly handed the baby to Lydia for her to hold, "Let's go, let's go to the restaurant first. We've already reserved a seat."

Lydia nodded hurriedly, and then went out with the three of them.

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