Every day I wake up and find that my sleeping position is wrong [Comprehensive]

At the beginning of night lights, the streets of New York also began to light up street lights.There are more or less people around, but the mercenary bar gathered in the dark corner is lively.

For some small reason, the bar that had fought a battle just now looked messy, and the man in the gray sweater sitting in front of the bar laughed and watched the others fight, then turned his head to look at the man inside the bar. Said in a low voice: "I will not be able to live like this again."

"Just to protect a little girl." Mole is the owner of the bar, information broker and arms dealer.Still friends with Wade Wilson.

"I still want revenge, and I still want to find that damn Francis to heal my face!"

While speaking, Wade pulled the hat off his head.I have to say, that face is really something that a man will be silent when he sees it, and a woman will leave a message when he sees it.And the mole standing opposite Wade saw Wade's appearance, couldn't help but make an exaggerated look of vomiting, "Wade, I think it's better for you to wear a hat!"

Wade was obviously frightened by the mole's reaction, put on his hat a little aggrieved, and asked cautiously after a while, "Is it really that ugly?"

"I've never seen a uglier person than you are now!" Mole breathed a sigh of relief, and then said aloud: "You're right, you should find that damn Francis and fix your face !"

"Fucking Francis!" Wade raised his cup.

"Fucking Too."

After drinking the wine in the glass, Wade raised his arm and looked at the watch on his hand, then nodded at Mole, then turned and left the bar.

After 12 o'clock, the princess is about to change back to the original Cinderella.And he, Wade, will also transform into a bodyguard to protect that little girl for a while.

At the same time, Lydia tossed and turned on her own bed, unable to fall asleep.

Firstly, the thing that came back from Afghanistan two days ago was really disturbing. In addition, it’s not a good thing to always fall asleep and run into other people’s homes, right?

Tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, Lydia simply did not close her eyes.Go to the living room and find a movie you like and play it.

She didn't actually see what it was, but her head was a little messed up.Raising his hand to check the time, it turned out that it was past 3 o'clock in the evening. When he turned off the TV and was about to go to bed, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Lydia found her electric baton vigilantly, and then walked to the door. The monitor at the door showed a strange man in red clothes, holding a unicorn and a round-hole slipper in his hand. As if feeling himself, he waved his hand at the monitor.

Feeling that there was no response here, Wade outside lowered his voice and said to the monitor: "Hey, I don't want your neighbors to complain, so open the door, I am your father's rescuer!"

Lydia frowned, but didn't open it right away.

"You don't believe me? Didn't you go to X Academy to meet Charles in the morning? Didn't he tell you I was coming?"

Lydia thought about what Cyclops said when she came back in the morning.

"This person may be a bit long-winded."

Looking at the current situation, it seems to be very consistent.

"Why are you wearing a mask?" Lydia asked.

Knowing that he wasn't talking to himself, Wade hurriedly smiled, "Oh, honey, my dad's face was injured, so it's just wrapped up now."

Lydia looked at the clothes he was wearing. His clothes looked like tights worn after being burned.After thinking for a while, she said again: "Wait a minute." After turning off the monitor, Lydia pressed the button to open the door for Wade outside, and she followed her downstairs.

Wade, who walked in, couldn't help being confused by the scene in front of him.I cursed secretly in my heart, fucking rich people!I don't know how much it will cost for this kind of decoration in the inner and outer buildings of the city center!But now it is lived by a little girl by herself.What a waste.

After seeing Lydia come down, Wade stood still with his feet shoulder-width apart, "First of all, what I want to say is, during this period of time, no matter what other people call the door, don't open it! You are leading wolves into the house."

Lydia's heart tightened.

"Of course, except me!"

Through the mask, Lydia could feel him smiling.

"My name is Lydia Holmes. I wonder what your name is, sir?"

"Wade Wilson. You can also call me Cosmic Invincible, Cool, Deadpool." Wade held Lydia's hand, and asked aloud, "How old is this year?"

"18 years old." Lydia looked up at Wade and said.

"Well. Okay, so where do I sleep at night? You must stay away from me, lest you have to run into my room at night and ask me to tell you stories." Wade shrugged helplessly. Shrugged, "You know, I'm so cool, storytelling is not suitable for me. However, if you want to hear, I also have some killing processes when I was a mercenary. It's a little bloody, I don’t really recommend it to a kid like you.”

"Uh..." Lydia said with an awkward yet polite smile, "Mr. Goodnight, you can stay anywhere except my room."

"Well... okay." Wade shrugged.

Lydia didn't stay long and went upstairs directly.After she went upstairs, she naturally contacted Charles immediately.Fortunately, Charles was not angry because of her interruption, and patiently told Lydia something about Wade.

After hearing Wade's deeds, Lydia suddenly felt that her affairs seemed to be fine.After this tossing was over, Lydia fell asleep not long after lying on the bed.

After Wade found an empty room in the house, he arranged his things and lay down on the bed.

Well, I haven't slept in such a bed for a long time.It seems that even a guest appearance has a good treatment.

At the same time, in Afghanistan at the same time, because of the mess caused by the US troops, one of their strongholds was blown up, and after a man in a steel suit messed up, many of their actions became more difficult.

For a while, the atmosphere in their camp seemed a little tense.

Everyone gathered in a tent and should have discussed what to do.But everyone fell silent.

The face of the man sitting in the master was half blown to pieces, and he looked a little hideous. He said in a language that everyone is not particularly familiar with: "Since we can't find what is going on with that Iron Man now, then we are Didn't you find that girl?"

She is an ordinary person, although finding such a person is more difficult than finding Tony Stark.But if it is kidnapped, it is easier than Tony Stark.

What's more, Tony Stark has already been kidnapped once.Then it will definitely be more difficult to get close to him!That being the case, why not focus on this girl.

"But, boss. This girl doesn't seem easy to deal with?"

"Since we can't force it, why can't we use our brains?" The leader nodded his head, and a contemptuous smile rose from the corner of his mouth.

This world... Isn't it in his hands in the end?

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