In the days of being adopted by the Great Sage [Journey to the West]

"Shouting? Shouting? Shouting? Calling brother, calling brother, calling brother quickly!" The little monkey dangled the peach in front of Lu Qi's eyes like a repeater, repeating Lu Qi's head All big.

"Shut up!" Lu Qi covered his ears, gritted his teeth, and took a deep breath. He thought it would be a cry from mountains and rivers, but it turned out to be a stream, "Brother Monkey."

"No, no, that's not it. You have to call me brother. Other monkeys don't call their brothers monkey brothers. No, no, no, no, you have to call me brother." The little monkey put the peach into his mouth. With a stop, he carried the peach tree branch and led Lu Qi forward.

Lu Qi silently compared the heights of himself and the little monkey, and said heartily: "Okay, you come to be the older brother, but do you know what to do when you are the older brother?"

"doing what?"

"Listen to my sister." Lu Qi said without changing his expression.

The little monkey paused, let go of her hand, handed the tree branch full of peaches to her, and patted her on the head, "Hmph, it should be my brother who listens to my brother! You idiot!"

Lu Qi was crushed to the ground by the tree branch, she sat up and raised her head, said with a wooden face, "Little monkey, you are very arrogant."

The little monkey knelt down and grabbed her ears, "You~say~what~?"

"It hurts, I'll only say it once." Lu Qi looked at him with a straight face.

The little monkey continued to grab her ears and lift them up.

"It hurts! I only say it once." Lu Qi said with red eyes.

The little monkey quickly let go, looked at his paws and thought: It doesn't take much effort, as expected, monkeys without hair are weak.

Thinking of what happened last night, he had a flash of inspiration, stared at Lu Qi and laughed.

Lu Qi had an ominous premonition...

The little monkey picked up Lu Qi and got into the grass, climbed the tree and scratched the ground, not knowing what he was looking for.

Finally, he grabbed a four-legged snake and placed it in front of Lu Qi.

Lu Qi's face turned pale instantly, "Why are you grabbing this thing? If you can't eat it, throw it away!"

"You know you're scared, don't you? Don't call me a little monkey from now on, or I'll catch a bunch of snakes and put them next to you." The little monkey approached Lu Qi with a four-legged snake.

Lu Qi: "!!!"

"Well! Got it! Brother! I will never call you a little monkey in the future! I will never say anything if you say something! If you want to eat shit, I will definitely not stop you!"

Satisfied, the little monkey threw the four-legged snake behind him, clapped his hands and said, "Don't worry, you can eat whatever I eat."

Lu Qi: "_(:з"∠)_"

"Let's go, go home. Let me tell you, the nest I found is very big and warm, and there are a few bird eggs in it that are bigger than you!" The little monkey took Lu Qi's little hand again and went front walkway.

Lu Qi silently took the little monkey's hand, blew on it, opened his mouth and bit the back of his hand.

Let you scare me with a snake!I hate snakes the most!

"Oh, oh, let go! Let go! You still bite, don't you? You bite again! You bite me again! I'll bite you too!" The little monkey raised his arm and shook it, but failed to give Lu Qi Shaking it away, he opened his mouth and exposed his fangs to scare her.

Just when they couldn't pull it off, a hot breath sprayed on the little monkey's head from top to bottom.

The little monkey didn't move, and didn't even make trouble with Lu Qi. She raised her head secretly, and saw a black bear that was more than ten times larger than the two of them combined appeared behind them.

"Brother... There is a bear behind you." Lu Qi stared at the black bear intently, seemingly calm, but in fact he was already scared stupid.

The little monkey slowly pressed her into his arms, and as soon as he lifted his foot, a gust of wind slammed down from above his head. He rolled nimbly on the spot, dodged a bear's paw, got up and fled quickly.

'Roar! '

The roar of the black bear shook the leaves to rustle and fall.

Lu Qi hugged the little monkey's neck tightly, facing the black bear who was chasing after him so hard that the ground would shake, he reminded the little monkey, "Climb the tree!"

The little monkey jumped up to the camphor tree next to it two or three times, and kept climbing until it reached the top of the tree before stopping to look down.

The black bear looked up at the two of them, lingering under the tree, bumping into the tree from time to time, as if it couldn't get up.

Both breathed a sigh of relief.

The top of the tree was sunny, and the little monkey stretched out the back of his hand to look at the place where Lu Qi bit him. Fortunately, there was no bleeding.

He taught Lu Qi: "Who told you to bite the monkey? Do you eat meat? You are vegetarian!"

"Let you scare me with snakes again! Not only do I eat meat, I also eat monkey brains!" Lu Qi was not to be outdone, "And you brought the black bear!"

"Why do you say that I attracted it? It prefers to eat hairless ones like you than me!"

"Look what's on top of its head!"

"what?"

The little monkey looked down and saw a familiar four-legged snake lying on top of the black bear.

a moment of silence...

The little monkey said: "The two of them must know each other, good friends, you see that snake will not run away."

"That's because it was so scared!" Lu Qi snorted, she hugged the little monkey's neck and looked around, then pointed to the big leafy tree not far away and asked, "What nest do you mean?" Is that the tree over there?"

The little monkey turned his head to look, nodded, and happily said: "Yes, it's there! Come on, I'll show you there."

The little monkey jumped on the treetops easily, and soon left the black bear behind and came to the big tree.

Lu Qi stood in front of the bird's nest, looking seriously at the eggs in the middle, "Brother, are you sure this is the nest you found, not the bird's nest you snatched? There are still eggs in it!"

The little monkey threw Lu Qi into the bird's nest, followed by himself and said, "The big bird was eaten by the eagle, and this nest of eggs belongs to us."

Lu Qi, who hadn't touched meat for a long time, swallowed quietly, but she looked at the structure of the bird's nest, and she was still not sure: "Has the big bird really been eaten by an eagle? A bird that can build such a big nest must be of a different size." Small and fierce."

"Yes, it was eaten. I watched it being eaten." The little monkey lay comfortably on the hay, crossing its legs and crossing its legs very comfortably.

After a while he sat up abruptly and said, "Oops!"

Lu Qi's outstretched hand hadn't touched the eggshell yet, he was so frightened that he withdrew it straight away, stepped back two steps and said, "Why, what's the matter?"

The little monkey stared at Lu Qi with a frown, and said after a while, "I didn't get the peach back."

Lu Qi: "..." You really scared me to death!

The little monkey got up and was about to go out. He told Lu Qi, "Don't go out until I come back. If any birds come back, you hide behind those eggs. Those eggs are taller than you, and they can't see you." your."

Lu Qi: "?"

Are you serious!

Didn't you say there are no birds!

Hey!

However, the little monkey has already run away.

Lu Qi lay cautiously at the mouth of the bird's nest, poked his head out and looked down, just in time to see his back jumping away.

Ah, the desire to eat monkey brains is really getting stronger day by day!