[Zhongyingmei] Do something!Do something!Do something!

Don't know what kind of dumbfounding situation Xiaoyu and the others encountered, Tang Song was very happy to play with the students in the classroom with tongue twisters. After successfully imprinting the idea of ​​"I don't want to go to Chinese class even if I die" in everyone's mind, I took the lesson plan and clicked Catching on sandals, she was the first to rush out of the classroom after the bell rang.The remaining students looked at her back in a daze.

This is the first time they have encountered a situation where the teacher is more active than them in get out of class.

Tang Song welcomed the expected guest in the office, yes, he is a good friend of all of us, little...I mean Captain America.

This is what Tang Song expected when he learned that the Avengers Alliance was still established, but this time it became a team formed by S.H.I.E.L.D. instead of a personal hobby team sponsored by Stark.

The respectable, cute and amiable fearless Captain America looked at Tang Song with a smoky lollipop in his eyes with suspicion, questioning, condemnation and determination: "Where is Bucky?"

He hit a straight ball straight up, and Tang Song raised the folder to block his face. "Who's Bucky?" She teased the big-chested sweetheart with an innocent tone.

"You know who I'm talking about, James Barnes, the only member of the Roaring Commando who died, or..." Captain America paused, reached out and pressed the hateful folder with not too much force, Facing Tang Song's eyes, he said in a sad tone, "Winter Soldier."

"Oh, did you say it was the Winter Soldier?" Tang Song let go of the folder and leaned back on the back of the chair: "There is no Winter Soldier in this world anymore."

Captain America was so sad that he couldn't control his strength, he squeezed the folder into a ball, and asked in a light and almost imperceptible voice: "...What did you say?" His eyes widened as he never expected to get such an answer. Uncontrollable sadness welled up in my heart, and my eyes gradually turned red.

Tang Song looked at the unconcealable expression of the captain known as Iron Will, and took out a pack of melon seeds from the drawer and handed it up: "Do you want to eat?"

"..."

The captain who was still sad couldn't answer this question, he just pursed his lips and looked at Tang Song before turning around and leaving.

"Lord Tang Song." Xiaoyu, who was facing the Captain America who opened the door, took a step back calmly: "Is it okay for you to treat this Captain America like this? People will be hacked into Bao Zheng."

"What's wrong with Bao Qingtian." Tang Song grabbed a small handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into his mouth: "I think I am quite suitable to be a villain, or I should pack up and transfer to the evil camp of human beings. Today, I, Tang Song, will I want to change my job to Gudazi and tear Solomon by hand."

"The doctor is going to cry." Xiaoyu, who is still always able to pick up the meme, complained: "And Gudazi is a person's name rather than a profession, Mr. Tang Song."

"What's the difference." Tang Song, who slipped out a sentence in Chinese, almost sang it. She coughed twice, looked at Captain America with a stiff expression and realized that she might be tricked, and waved to him: "beautiful Team, let's discuss one thing."

"What?" Captain America came over. He hadn't had contact with Tony a few times, and he hadn't gotten used to Tang Song, who was too jumpy.Tang Song put the melon seeds in the center of the table, beckoning him not to be polite, and then slowly said what he planned: "You see, the four generations of my family managed to solve Bucky's brainwashing problem with great difficulty, without any reward. ?"

Captain America has never seen such a blatant and unobtrusive person asking for money.He was hungry for a while in silence, took out his wallet from his pocket, pulled out the few dollars he had and put them on the table.

Tang Song was a little upset, and felt that the US team was simply sending beggars away, but after thinking about it carefully, the Avengers is now affiliated with S.H.I.E.L.D., instead of following the big boss Stark, and she immediately regained her balance. After all, everyone Neither is easy.

According to the normal situation, Tang Song, who dared to ask for hundreds of thousands of dollars as a reward, did not embarrass Captain America. Maybe he was afraid that people all over the United States who grew up watching Captain America comics would come to talk to her, so he quickly gave Bucky's current contact information. He gave it to the captain, and thoughtfully said that Bucky probably didn't want to see too many strangers now.

Captain America, who already knew that there was a Hydra lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D., nodded, and quickly understood what she meant. After finally recovering, he quickly decided to hide Natasha together.

"Captain." Tang Song, who ate too much melon seeds and stuffed his teeth, said casually while looking for toothpicks all over the table: "Go back and tell Director Fury that the agents who came into my house the latest were sent by Agent John Garrett." of."

I believe that with Nick Fury's suspicion, hearing this message will definitely reveal John Garrett's family background.Light a candle in advance for this big guy who Hydra has worked so hard to lurk in.

Captain America left soon after, and Coulson, who had just received the news but missed his idol, stood at the door in a daze for a while, then pulled himself together again, and went to find a place to chat with his cello girlfriend on the phone.

Tang Song, who is very busy today, once again ushered in a new guest.

"Teacher Tang Ba will go on strike if this continues." Tang Song stretched his voice weakly on the table: "Let's forget about Captain America, why are you here, Deadpool."

"Holyshit!" Deadpool, who had already put on the uniform, yelled strangely: "The person who asked me to kidnap the Chinese teacher of Midtown High School didn't say that you were the target, and I accepted this task for only one hundred dollars. !"

"What, I'm only worth a hundred dollars. Can I kill the person who issued the mission?" Tang Song followed the monster and shouted: "The minimum amount of underground bounty for the king of trouble is [-]! [-]!"

"That's right, this is to make my brother lose money!" Deadpool slapped the table angrily: "If I had known that the target was you, I would definitely have asked him to pay!"

The two looked at each other and quickly reached a consensus.

Tang Song stretched out his hand in front of Deadpool: "Tie it tight, wait for the person who issued the task to be killed, and we will share the money equally."

"No problem." Deadpool took out the rope and wrapped it around Tang Song's wrist, and quickly tied it up and carried her on his shoulder: "It's not enough to relieve my anger if I don't kill this client. My brother was cheated out of nine thousand dollars!"

Tang Song's sympathetic expression made the people behind the monitor almost think that setting her reward at one hundred dollars was simply the most heinous and unforgivable thing in the world.

But who the hell would send Deadpool over to kidnap her?

Tang Song stayed quietly in the sack, thinking about this matter in the darkness.

"Wade, no matter how I think about it, I don't know who can set the bounty to such a low price. Could it be the mercenary who was cheated by the troublemaker last time? The waiter turned out to be the girl I kicked down because of my kinship relationship? Or did the people from the Black Tyrant Gang who smashed a den together with Frank come to take revenge?"

...Ah, if she hadn't counted it this time, she wouldn't have known that she had provoked so many enemies unknowingly.

"Or is it that my fateful enemy has appeared?" Tang Song suddenly became excited: "I finally have a personal magazine, so I don't have to fight other superhero villains anymore?"

"Wake up, you are a fanfiction heroine, where did you get your personal magazine?" Deadpool, who also broke the fourth wall, easily shattered Tang Song's unrealistic conjecture: "It's Stryker, he thinks that summoning the heroic spirit It's also a mutant ability."

"Is he blind?" Tang Song rolled his eyes mercilessly, and no one could see it in the sack anyway: "My name is magic, and the abilities of mutants are superpowers, and the same person cannot use them again and again." Super powers and magic at the same time, otherwise sooner or later the dog will take it."

"I don't even know this law, did he live in Dingchun's stomach all these years?"

Deadpool felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, and quickly stopped Tang Song from continuing to shoot: "Hey, hey, brother also doesn't know this rule, okay?"

"So your life these years has been just waiting for Vanessa to appear." Tang Song replied immediately. These words made Deadpool so happy that even the car he was driving turned into a coquettish S shape.

So it's not that Tang Song's EQ is not low, it's just that he never uses it in a serious place; as for making people want to hit her every time he says something, it's just pure...she just wants to piss people off.

"When will you arrive at Stryker's site, brother." Tang Song, who was still in the sack, felt his neck was stiff, and he could hear a crunching sound after a few movements: "I think I'm hungry, can you Take off the sack first and let me have a meal before putting it back on."

Noticing that Deadpool pretended not to hear the suspicion, she quickly said another sentence.

"Otherwise I will sue Frank?"

Deadpool stepped on the brakes, stretched out his hand and pulled off the sack on Tang Song's head, and untied her by the way: "Tell your Deadpool mother what you want to eat, dear baby Tang Song."

Deadpool, who was able to make normal people so nervous that they didn't want to eat anything, only got Tang Song's eyes of "I'm afraid you are not a mentally handicapped sand sculpture" silently backed away, and ran to the roadside store to buy a hot dog The milk tea came out and handed over to Tang Song.

"Thank you, Mommy Deadpool." After receiving the hot dog milk tea, Tang Song, who never held grudges and reported revenge on the same day, also squeezed his throat and replied in a sweet and greasy tone: "I will be with Vanessa's father Deadpool mom is the best, not forgetting to flirt with the clerk when she goes to the store to buy me a hot dog."

Thanks to the enhanced physical fitness of the magic, she successfully saw the high-definition picture of Deadpool flirting with the clerk.No wonder the last time Tang Song saw Vanessa, he always felt that there was a green light of love on her head.

It's too miserable, don't talk to the hero and heroine of Meiman when you fall in love with anyone.

There's no telling when there will be a light.

The author has something to say: make complaints about the chaotic relationship between men and women in the comic world hahahaha

Every superhero (male or female) is a heartthrob.

Tang Song: Hey, I think Captain America's aggrieved and sad Xiao's expression is quite nice.

↑The potential of the villain is gone.