[Zhongyingmei] Do something!Do something!Do something!

Tony fell next to Tang Song and opened his mask to show an anxious expression. He was about to reach out to pick her up and send her to the hospital when he was stopped by the heroic spirit who appeared.Xiaoyu knelt beside Tang Song, hesitating whether to put her hand on her arm or not.

Accelerator, who had the experience of almost killing himself in a conflict between superpowers and magic, appeared next.

"Is the condition of the human savior okay?"

The characters staying in the summoning space appeared one by one, Agent Sarah sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. looked at Hamtaro, who could speak people's words, and fell into honeyed silence.

What kind of world line is it that makes a creature that looks like a hamster a heroic spirit.

There is no hope, the human savior is finished, this world pill.

Tang Song vomited blood in his heart and got up from the ground: "I think it's time for me to report to hell."

"Why not heaven?"

It was Dean who spoke, Sam looked at him a little strangely, didn't Dean hate those angels the most?

"God will go crazy if I go to heaven."

Tang Song curled his lips, and took out a lot of blood-enriching materials and legendary kitchen utensils from the four-dimensional pocket, and handed them to Ying Ling Wei Gong.Black Tea took a deep look at her, took the kitchen utensils handed over, and used the wood scattered around to make a pot holder for a picnic.

The broom in Xiaoyu's hand spewed flames and ignited the firewood below.

After a few minutes, under the cheating of the legendary kitchen utensils, the aroma of the meal began to disperse.

Those detectives who had to work without eating, rubbed their stomachs sadly.

Tang Song picked up the bowls and chopsticks and showed everyone what it means to eat while spitting blood.

The bloody scene suddenly became funny.

"So the savior of humanism...is...a person with this kind of personality?" Bai Chunlixu survived the massacre against the Hydra, and his adoptive father died in that battle unfortunately, so he wanted to switch camps Ward looked disillusioned.

The person who came over, Sarah, patted him on the shoulder and gave him a look that said nothing.

Ward suddenly had the virtue of your justice camp. He might as well be an undercover agent of Hydra honestly, and then he was quickly suppressed by his desire to be a good person deep in his heart.

"I feel stuffed."

Tang Song, who was almost mended and bleeding almost, pulled the blood-stained clothes on his body.

"Let's go, it's over, go home and change clothes."

"and many more."

Sarah rushed up to stop her under the eyes of everyone looking up to the hero: "The director wants to invite you—"

"Join the Avengers? Crab, I am such a popular woman."

Tang Song proudly raised his chin, triumphantly stroked his hair with his hand, brushed off the half-coagulated blood, bared his teeth in disgust, and wiped it on Sarah's body casually.

Sarah:  …

Just when she felt that Tang Song's behavior might represent intimacy and the invitation was hopeful, she saw Iron Man turn around and smile at her:

"Tell that one-eyed guy to get his superboy group to find someone else, and Don and I are already in the Justice League."

Sarah felt that she was going to be cold, and turned her head to try to persuade Tang Song to think again, when she saw the blond little sun carrying the human savior on her back and smiling apologetically at her.

Then suddenly disappeared from everyone.

After returning home smoothly, Tang Song took a comfortable bath and lay down on the sofa. Looking at the relaxed people, he pinched his chin and fell into deep thought.

"I feel like I forgot something."

"Yes, Master." Xiaoyu put the eggs on the table and greeted other people who hadn't eaten yet: "You forgot to tell those people about the parasitic seeds, and the supreme mage asked you to convey it to Wen Che You didn't say anything about the angel beside Sto."

"what……"

Tang Song opened his mouth and let out a meaningless exclamation, rolled his eyes, coughed a few times and said, "When people get old, their memory will fail."

Sakura Chiyo: →_→Give you a look to experience yourself,

Pikachu lay beside Tang Song, called Pika lazily, hugged the apple that Chi Hong handed over, and gnawed it.

"Even Pikachu despises your excuses, Master."

Xiaoyu, who has been able to understand Pokémon language because of being together for too long, translated without looking up while drinking engine oil.

"Do you need me to tell you, Master."

The sudden appearance of Sebastian was so frightening that he almost dropped the spoon on the ground. Accelerator, who caught the spoon quickly, looked at Misaka Lolita who was slapping his chest with lingering fear, and turned his head to look at that with a warning in his eyes. A demon deacon.

Sakura Chiyo, who showed her face again, picked up the sunglasses that were kindly given to her by the first-level natural disaster and put them on.

kindness?

What?

and many more?

"Natural disaster? When did you come back?"

Inexplicably getting along well with the first-level natural disaster, and strictly speaking, Sakura Chiyo, who got along very well with everyone, was surprised to see the first-level natural disaster without any wounds on his body.

"Well, I came back with Sebastian, didn't you find out?"

The first-level natural disaster answered Sakura Chiyo's question, folded his arms around his chest and turned his head sideways to look at Tang Song, who was obviously very powerful outside, but turned into a salted fish when he returned home:

"Master, before you draw Daruk, let this guy come as my follower."

"Just like Watson next to Sherlock Holmes, members of the detective agency next to Ranpo, and Kogoro Akechi's future wife, for a famous detective, assistants are as important as old enemies."

"There seems to be something wrong with the example you gave later!"

"No, no problem at all, that's it!"

The powerful vision and indomitable momentum of the first-level natural disaster overwhelmed Tang Song's doubts.

Tang Song scratched the itchy cheeks that were swept by the hair with his fingers, and spread his hands indifferently: "I don't have any opinions on this kind of thing. Isn't the more followers the better? When you fight like this, you win The probability will be higher.”

"No, when the enemy's force reaches a certain level, crowd tactics are not powerful. For example, Thanos."

The first-level natural disaster does not have the feeling that this is the step Tang Song gave her, but retorts back with a very academic and scientific attitude:

"Even if Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, and Spider-Man besieged Thanos together, wouldn't most of them be killed by a snap of their fingers in the end?"

Tang Song found that every time he faced a natural disaster, he would eventually become speechless.

Namikaze Minato looked at the noisy duo who put all the vegetables they didn't like into each other's bowls, and the one who said fiercely that no picky eaters were allowed but ate all the vegetables the other side picked.

I also looked at Chi Hong who didn’t forget to take care of Pikachu during the meal; the Powerpuff Girls who shared delicious food with each other; Xiao Yu who had a lively chat with Black Tea about cooking skills; Sakura Chiyo who was dragged down to eat by a first-class natural disaster.

In the end, the eyes fell on the Winter Soldier who accidentally got along well with Hamtaro, who didn't forget to help Hamtaro add food on the way to gobble it up, and sighed deeply in his heart.

Kushina, where are you?

"By the way, Master, I have already done the two things you forgot for you." The first-level natural disaster swallowed the meat that Sakura Chiyo picked up in one gulp, wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, and added.

Although it is often demolished, it is great to be able to summon such a BUG-level famous detective.

Tang Song happily logged in to FB, which was invited by Eduardo to register, but had basically never been on FB after registration. He was confused when he saw several friend applications on it.

She can still understand the curly-haired horse's application for friends, after all, he and Eduardo came to his moving party together before; Dustin has no problem, after all, Dada is so cute, and cuteness is justice——

But what's up with this Sean Parker friend request.

They have nothing to do with each other, okay?

Thinking of the family next door, Tang Song was thoughtful, and she raised her head and waved to Xiaoyu who had finished drinking the motor oil and was chatting with the monitor Sang.

"Xiaoyu Xiaoyu, what is the relationship between Sean Parker and the Parker family next door?"

"It's a relative, Sean Parker is Peter Parker's uncle."

Xiaoyu, who had already entered these investigations into the hard disk, answered immediately without even searching.

"Are they on good terms?"

Tang Song passed Dustin and Mark's application, clicked on his homepage and started browsing, and found that this group of people who had just started their business had moved to a new company address.

"Like every fledgling tech nerd, Peter adores his Uncle Sean, even though Aunt May doesn't like him at all."

"But the little spider admires Tony the most, right?"

"...Yes, Master is really smart."

…Eduardo freezes the account because the lucky crepe has been cut off midway, will the dilution of shares and sky-high divorce case of killing a lot of people on the boat happen again?

Ignoring Xiaoyu's perfunctory words as usual, Tang Song, who began to think about it, suddenly received a call from Eduardo.

"Hope I didn't bother you, Don."

As soon as Tang Song got on the phone, he heard Eduardo's soft voice with a Brazilian accent:

"Of course not, I'm lying on the couch playing FB right now."

"Oh! I know this, Dustin just said very excitedly that you passed his friend application."

Hearing Eduardo mentioning himself on the phone, Dustin winked at the side and said "invite her to the celebration". He had long been curious about the girl who made Eduardo take the initiative to chat with Mark. up.

"Tomorrow there is a celebration on FB, do I have the honor to invite you to join us?"

Tang Song:? ? ? ? ? ?

"Are you sure you want me to be your girlfriend? You won't be suspected of being a lolicon? Are you not afraid of headlines like 'Facebook CFO suspected of being a lolicon' the next morning?"

And I don't want to get involved in your 'triangle relationship' with Mark and Sean at all.

"No, you misunderstood." Eduardo said with a smile in his tone: "You can bring the person you like with you."

"Okay, okay, I'll order a silver mulberry right away."

Although Eduardo didn't know who Yinsang she was talking about, he was still very happy that she accepted his invitation.After confirming the address, Tang Song hung up the phone resolutely, sat on the sofa and began to meditate.

"Master, what's wrong?"

Xiaoyu, who was able to monitor the phone but had no intention of invading Tang Song's private space, asked with concern.

Tang Song looked at her and said hesitantly:

"You said that if I go to the FB celebration party, if I bring a Yinsang body pillow, will I be sent directly to the hospital for a brain check..."

The author has something to say: Xiaoyu: Yes.

Playing charts made me bald, and my arms and fingers ached from typing on the keyboard.

Ok, I'm going to play games.

This is the last update, please don't wait any longer.

By the way, seeing how hardworking I am, don't you plan to praise me?