[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Now that the Buddha's jumping wall has been stewed, Gu Shanna stretched her waist and wanted to take the time to write a few words.Originally, she had already walked out of the kitchen, but she suddenly remembered that her mobile phone was left on the cooking table, so she turned around and went back.

As a result, as soon as the kitchen door was pushed open, Lorna secretly stretched out her evil little paws to the casserole, and Wally was still whispering behind her.

"..." Gushanna hurriedly stopped, "Stop it!!!"

Lorna was startled, and her paws almost pressed against the lid of the casserole. Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough, and immediately withdrew her hand as soon as she was smothered by the heat. When she looked back, Wally had already run away without a trace.

Lorna cursed angrily: "What kind of pig teammate you are greedy for life and afraid of death!"

As soon as the voice fell, the phone beeped twice. She picked it up and saw that it was a text message from Wally.

Wally: [I'm not greedy for life or afraid of death!I'm afraid that Shanna will be angry, and I will never make shrimp dumplings again! 】

Lorna: [... Is there a difference? 】

With this little episode, Gushanna's codeword project could only be forced to run aground.

So, Buddha jumped over the wall and stewed for several hours, and Gushanna stood by the pot for several hours, always on guard against Lorna, Wally, and other employees who would go around the pot to steal food.

Fortunately, the improved home-cooked method was used this time. If according to the traditional recipe, the Buddha Jumping Wall would have to be stewed for more than ten hours, wouldn't she be sitting by the side of the pot to death?

However, with the passage of time, after the aroma of seafood in the casserole became stronger and stronger, even Guzanne couldn't help but want to steal it.

Seriously speaking, Gushanna and Fotiaoqiang still had a relationship (...).

A long, long time ago, when she was still in the previous plane, one year when her grandmother celebrated her [-]th birthday, the family booked dozens of banquet tables in a famous local restaurant and invited relatives and friends.

Because it is a whole birthday, several uncles said that it should be well organized, and the banquet menus are all matched according to the most expensive ones. Gushanna was lucky enough to eat the Buddha Jumping Wall made by a certain chef. The ingredients in it are all top seafood. .

Gushanna remembered that the waiter introduced the production method when serving the dishes. She counted dozens of ingredients, such as fish lips, shark fins, and king oyster mushrooms. Can the food be delicious?

Facts have proved that Gushanna was too clean at the time.

The chef was very skilled. Although he added a lot of ingredients, he combined the flavors of various ingredients very skillfully. The soup was so fresh that Gushanna wanted to swallow it all with his tongue, not to mention the extremely delicious stewed seafood. .

There are also beef tendons that are soft but not rotten, and mushrooms that absorb enough soup but retain their own fragrance. Gushanna can't make that kind of taste at home.

After the banquet that day, Gushanna solemnly announced to her grandma that her food, Bai Yueguang, would be Buddha jumping over the wall in the future, and she would love this dish for the rest of her life!

grandmother:"…………"

Now more than ten years have passed, and my grandmother has passed away, but Gushanna still remembers the delicious food at that time.

I just don’t know, what will happen to the taste of the Buddha Jumping Wall she made with the improved recipe?

While staring at the casserole, Gushanna and Lorna talked wildly about Chinese food, such as fatty sausage tofu, stewed prawns in oil, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, beef tenderloin with pepper, chicken, shredded king oyster mushroom, garlic baby dish, braised octopus in soy sauce Stir-fried pork ribs with charcoal-grilled matsutake...

Lorna listened carefully at first, but she couldn't stand the temptation at all, she covered her ears and shouted, "Ahhh, I won't steal any more from you! Ma'am, don't say it! Don't say it!"

Now that the goal has been achieved, Gu Shanna wiped her saliva, clenched her fist and said, "You're done, let's call it a day!"

Needless to say, when the employees were eating at noon, some customers wandered to the kitchen following the aroma.

According to Gushanna's observation, the number of customers coming today is more than before, which shows that the reputation of Buddha Jumping Wall in China is not just blown out.

And this is just a simple home-cooked method, and it can be fragrant for ten miles. If you use the traditional method, add enough ingredients, and simmer for more than ten hours, the people in the whole block will call it really fragrant.

Gushanna has recently written more exaggerated "Jiujiu Diary", and she doesn't pay attention to the basic law when she brags herself. Fortunately, she just chanted a few words in her heart, and the only thing that shocked the system.

[Successor of socialism, you are really gone. 】

Gu Shanna didn't care, humming a ditty in her heart: Little money!Really sweet!Hee hee hee hee~

system:【……】

The customers who found the tempting smell dared not enter the kitchen, so they poked their heads hard at the door, trying to see the contents of the casserole: "Wow, what are you eating? I can't stand the smell!"

Wally blocked the doorway with a smile, his tall figure blocked the customers' sight, and said: "The proprietress has developed a new dish, the specific details are kept secret, and you will know what it is in a few days."

The customer refused to give up, so he just jumped up, hooked his head and looked inside: "Don't worry, what's the new dish? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"

Wally raised his long arm, and pushed the customer back like a whack-a-mole: "They said they would keep it secret!"

The customer let out a groundhog call: "Ahhh! You do this every time! When a new dish comes out, ask the staff to try it. Why don't you pick a few customers to try something new?"

Wally said innocently: "Old man, even if you draw customers to try, you may not be drawn!"

Customer: "...Old Tie, you are hurting."

On that day, there were at least a dozen customers like this, and Wally and Lorna took turns to work, and they friendly... persuaded them to go back one by one.

In fact, this task was originally assigned to Peter and Li Han, but their tempers are too good, and they both have harmless baby faces, so the deterrent effect is very limited.

Wally is different, he has a thick skin, no matter how much the customer pleads, he can pretend to be stupid and fool around with a playful smile.

Lorna's rank is even higher. Every time the customer hasn't spoken, she will fly away and solve all the problems, and there will be no follow-up questions.

With Lorna here, everyone in the restaurant felt very safe, and this security supervisor was really worth the money.

For this reason, Li Han often sees in the opinion book such as "the security supervisor is super beautiful and has a big temper", "please tell your security supervisor, I am very obedient and obedient QAQ, please don't stare at me", "the security supervisor's Beauty and evil are in direct proportion", "Since Lorna joined the job, I don't dare to speak loudly after eating" and other complaints.

Due to the shadow left by the interview day, Li Han usually did not dare to talk to Lonna, so he had to find Gu Shanna and tactfully convey the customer's opinion.

Gushanna didn't take it seriously: "No way, Lorna has a good personality, but she has thick eyeliner, which makes her look a little wild and uninhibited."

She almost said that Lorna's personality followed her father's. This is a normal phenomenon. As long as the house is not demolished, everything can be said.

Li Han: "..."

The store manager felt bitter, so he could only engage in more promotional activities to give back to customers.

In short, after seeing Lorna's temper, she was given the task of guarding the kitchen door to dissuade customers during meals, she was also given the task of arguing with top-notch customers, and dealing with government departments...

Then it can't be handed over to Lorna. She is impatient and will roll up her sleeves every minute. Only Dick is capable of this glorious task.

Dick: Today is also a day to work for my girlfriend for free, happy!

Because it is an experiment, two pots of Buddha Tiaoqiang put different kinds of ham, and no one can tell whether it is good or bad. Anyway, in their opinion, even a bowl of steamed eggs made by the proprietress is delicious in the world.

At this time, Dick's advantage of reading ancient and modern Chinese and foreign food monographs was manifested. He directly pulled an Excel for Gu Shanna, which included at least one hundred recipes for Buddha Jumping over the Wall.

The ingredients used in each recipe are clearly recorded, why the ingredients are chosen is also clearly noted, and even the production process of the ingredients is briefly described (just a small essay of a few hundred words).

Gushanna: "..."

All the staff in the restaurant: "..."

Dick was still analyzing the data in a serious manner, explaining the advantages and disadvantages of the two kinds of ham, and finally came to a conclusion: "In summary, you put Jinhua ham!"

All the staff in the restaurant: "..."

Gu Shanna's eyes were filled with admiration: "Boss, do you think my kneeling posture is standard?"

Dick glanced at her seriously: "It's not bad, comrade, keep working hard!"

Wally spit out a mouthful of sea cucumber, but he was so distressed: "Oh! My baby sea cucumber!"

Dick clicked his tongue twice, and said contemptuously, "It's worthless!"

This sentence immediately caused public outrage——

"You are the proprietress' favorite pet, you have a special recipe, of course you can stand and talk without back pain!"

"Strongly oppose the proprietress making a small stove for her own people!"

"Miss Boss, you want the rain and dew to be wet!"

"Hehe, no one knows how to compete for favor, I want to be the leader!"

……

Gusanna blushed: "Calm down, calm down! We're going to stick to one-on-one, love one at a time!"

Dick couldn't laugh or cry: "How can I be treated specially today? It's obviously a bowl that Li Han took casually after we divided up. There's not even scallops in it, and the ribs were given to me by Shanna."

Everyone in the restaurant was angry when they heard it——

"You are showing off! Hong Guoguo's showing off!"

"Not today, but usually! Detective Grayson, I have endured you for a long time!"

"Exactly! I'm going to have plastic surgery, and I want to compete with you!"

"Dick, you bastard, you are proud of being favored by the proprietress, draw your sword!"

"Miss Boss, take a look at the baby! I want to eat the ribs in your bowl too!"

"Miss Boss, I'm relatively simple. I don't even need ribs. I'm willing to gnaw on the bones you gnawed!"

"Go away! The ribs of the proprietress have already been ordered by me,"

……

Gushanna: "..."

Dick: What's the matter with this sudden sense of crisis?

In the food showcase at the entrance of the restaurant, Oswald stared blankly at the diners coming and going, listening to their evaluations of himself, without any fluctuations in his heart.

"Mom, this rice ball doesn't look delicious at all! I want to eat the chocolate chiffon next to it!"

"Hey, isn't it just white rice wrapped with a piece of seaweed? How could the proprietress make such rough food?"

"No, look at the description below, there are other ingredients in the rice. My Shanna is a delicate person~"

"Crab sticks are fine, what the hell is pork belly? It doesn't taste good at first sight!"

"Hehe, last time you also said that the sour bamboo shoots and beef are cults, but in the end you were crying and holding the plate of sour bamboo shoots and beef and refused to let go."

……

The figure in front of him was shaking, the noise was disturbing, and Oswald was expressionless.He has seen so many storms, what is this little thing?When reinforcements came, he broke—

Huh, what does it smell like? !

For many days, Oswald was imprisoned in a food display cabinet, and he was very familiar with the taste of restaurant food.Back then when he was all-powerful in the Tao, he hadn't eaten anything good, and the ordinary Chinese home-cooked food and Western food didn't arouse his interest at all.

Those country bumpkins who have never seen the world can enjoy a bowl of ribs and corn soup, and eat a hamburger with an unknown meat filling, as if they are eating fairy meat.

However, this time the scent was different from the previous ones. At first, there was an extremely strong umami smell, like a thunderous force, unstoppable, which immediately shocked Oswald.

Fuck, what kind of big killer is this? !

Oswald thought, scratching his lungs, staring around with wide eyes.

Wisps of fragrance passed through the gaps in the glass and entered the food display cabinet. The smell became weaker and stronger for a while. Oswald sniffed his nose vigorously, following the trail of the charming fragrance, wishing to swallow the smell in one gulp.

It's a pity that he is now trapped in a pile of seaweed rice balls, and Gusanna has also moved his hands and feet, causing Oswald to not grow match-like limbs, and his vision is limited, so he can only stay on the plate.

Damn it, didn't Nygma's information say that Gushanna can only cook, and at most turn people into roast quail?

Eisley mentioned that there are signs of evolution in Gushanna's ability. Even if human beings are turned into food, they can grow thin and black limbs without affecting their actions.

Hahaha!

Doesn't affect your grandma's legs, look at his current predicament, it is agreed that he can move freely even if he becomes food?

Oswal was so angry, these pig teammates lost all their brains in the Arkham Asylum and didn't bring them out, right?Or was he fooled by the rogue gang of three?

At this moment, Peter came over with a small bowl in his hand, and glanced into the display case with his head.

Oswal was angry and didn't want to talk to him at first, but as Peter approached, the looming seafood smell suddenly became stronger, hundreds of times stronger than before.

Oswal is not a fool, he quickly understood that the stuff in Peter's bowl was the source of the miraculous flavor, he wanted to ask, but the front of the display cabinet was overcrowded, although he was not afraid of revealing his identity, he had to think about future plans.

In desperation, Oswal had no choice but to swallow his doubts unwillingly, watching Peter scoop up a piece of yellow food, and ate it.

Damn chicken, the action plan missed me!Fighting alone, I probably threw the Bat-Family into the Arkham Asylum by now!

Oswald's mentality collapsed completely, and he stared at Peter's mouth viciously, watching him take a sip of soup, eat another piece of translucent food, and take another sip of soup...

Seeing the redneck clerk squinting his eyes in satisfaction, and seeing the expectant little eyes of the hillbilly customers beside the redneck clerk, Oswal felt a hatred in his heart!

Hmph, when Lao Tzu's plan takes shape and his ability to move is restored, he must tie up the chef of the restaurant and force him to ask, what is the good thing in that bowl!

"That product is ready!" Peter returned to the kitchen and immediately reported the status of [Penguin] to the proprietress, "But it is a rice ball without facial features, and I can't see any expression."

Lorna: "I think that guy must have no good intentions, so let's just get rid of it!"

When Lorna was distracted, Wally snatched the casserole in her hand, poured some hot water into it at the wind speed, and drank the dregs left by Buddha Jumping Over the Wall.

Lorna jumped up angrily: "Fuck you pig teammate, you still have the guts to take my blame!"

Wally was triumphant: "I snatched the casserole with my own ability, of course I drink the dregs!"

Lorna rushed to pinch him, and the two started fighting, greeting each other's eighteen generations of ancestors.

"..." Gushanna was most afraid of persuading a fight, so she hurriedly dragged Dick out, "I'm running out of bones, you can accompany me to buy some more."

Dick would like to stay and watch the show, but since the large-scale escape from the Arkham Asylum, he has been busy all day long, and the time for the two of them to be alone has become less and less. It would be nice to have the opportunity to go shopping together .

but……

Dick said depressedly: "The day before yesterday you dragged me to buy bones, yesterday you dragged me to buy bones, and today you dragged me to buy bones. Can we put aside the bones and have a good date?"

Gushanna: "Bones don't have so many roles. I even dragged you to buy beef tendons, pork ribs and goose meat! I showed you the superb technique of decomposing goose meat when I got home. Have you forgotten? "

Dick: "...I haven't forgotten."

Gushanna put on her coat and urged her repeatedly: "Hurry up! If you go late, you won't be able to buy good chicken skeletons. I also want to buy some shark fins. By the way, have you eaten fish lips? When I eat I always feel like I'm kissing indirectly with a plow ray hahahaha!"

"..." Dick closed his eyes resignedly, "Let's buy chicken skeletons instead of fish lips."

The author has something to say: Dick: It’s fine if the rival is a human being, but what the hell is a fish lip?

Shanna: Comrade, have you heard of fish-lipped humans?

Oswald: Stop flirting!show me!show me!show me!What the hell is delicious! ! !