[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

[A room in Wayne Manor]

Not being able to see the follow-up update of the parking lot incident in the first place, Jason was somewhat melancholy, and couldn't help complaining to Lucifer: "Even if I can't stay in the kitchen, I can hide at the door and listen to the movement!"

"With Dick's vigilance, he will chase you out every minute and give you a big beating." Tim gave him a white look, "Anyway, you are a famous superhero on the list, why are you so talented?"

"What do you know, this is the first time Dick has been deflated!" Jason said confidently, "As his younger brother, I have the obligation and responsibility to record the whole process of deflated in detail for him, and he will write his memoirs later. You have to thank me."

"..." Tim was speechless, "What kind of plastic brotherhood is this..."

Lucifer has been fiddling with the computer since he returned to the guest room. Jason thought he was going to play a game, but he didn't take it seriously. Unexpectedly, after a few minutes, he suddenly heard the guy say: "Hey, don't you want to Do you know the follow-up of Dick's confession? Come and see!"

The kitchen in Wayne Manor was not equipped with surveillance cameras. Jason thought he was joking, so he just rolled his eyelids nonchalantly, and reluctantly glanced at the monitor.

In the picture, a handsome man in a white apron is waving a rolling pin and beating things on the operating table.

Jason's hair exploded all over his body: "When did the kitchen install surveillance?!"

Tim also yelled, "Damn it! Why is Dick still beating pork?"

"You have to be forward-looking when eating melons." Lucifer lovingly touched the smooth "face" of the monitor, "As soon as I heard that Dick was going to beat pork, I immediately asked Ah Fu to install a surveillance camera in the kitchen. Hey, how can I be so professional? Woolen cloth?"

Tim chuckled, and said to Jason: "It's over, your glorious deed of sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night to steal bald butter is going to be overwhelming."

Jason rolled his eyes and said angrily, "I'll remove the kitchen monitor later!"

"Wait for me to get the sound out." Lucy said, moving the mouse quickly, clicking left and right, "Listen to what they are saying—"

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!

Before the word "Me" fell to the ground, the deafening knocking sound resounded throughout the room. Every knock was so sonorous and powerful, and every sound was so wild and boundless. Just burp.

Even though he had just watched the live version, Lucifer had to admit that when Dick beat the pork, the posture was more shocking than a rock star drumming.

In the monitoring screen, he could be seen holding the rolling pin with no expression on his face, beating the newly replaced pork slices violently, unambiguously again and again, causing the floor to vibrate slightly, the chandelier trembling wildly, and everyone in the room followed the sound of beating meat. The blood pressure continued to drop and soared.

This is the kitchen version of death metal! ! !The devil's voice that shatters souls! ! !An evil symphony that crushes your soul and smashes your body into mud! ! !

Jason covered his ears desperately, and yelled at Lucifer: "You are so quiet! My Tianling Gai was beaten to the ground by him!"

Tim was already lying under the sofa, covering his ears with two pillows: "Damn it! Does Dick have to fight so hard?! Is he beating pork, or is he a relationship that ended before it even started?!"

Lucifer was not very familiar with human electronic products. He was yelled at by them and disturbed by the strong noise. He became more and more flustered. After tossing for almost a minute, he adjusted the volume to the range that normal humans can tolerate. .

"Ah——" Jason and Tim breathed a sigh of relief, turned over and lay flat on the floor, soothing their wild rabbit-like hearts. They looked at each other, and saw in each other's eyes the joy of remaining alive.

"Oh, Dick stopped! Shanna walked by!" Lucifer jubilantly relayed for the two of them, "You two get up and watch the finale!"

When the two heard the news, they got up in a hurry and gathered around expectantly——

Dick tossed his messy forehead—a sign of being handsome!

Shanna reached out and poked the minced meat - this is... This is a small gesture to cover up the panic in her heart!

The two looked at each other and smiled - oh, oh, talk, talk! ! !

The atmosphere in the guest room was tense for a while, and the three melon eaters held their breath and stared at the monitor, not daring to breathe.

At this moment that everyone was looking forward to, they heard Gushanna say: "This piece is hammered too, let's change it!"

Dick: "OK."

Jason was burning with anxiety: "Stop talking about pork, you two, talk about the parking lot!"

It's a pity that the heroes and heroines in the kitchen didn't hear his prayers.

Oiled paper was spread under the minced meat, and Dick gently lifted the corner of the oiled paper and transferred it to another operating table.Gushanna tacitly spread another piece of greased paper in front of him, and turned sideways to lift a piece of pork from the stainless steel baking pan next to his hand, and spread it on the operating table.

Dick came back after processing the minced meat, took the rolling pin passed by Gushanna and wiped it, and held it up high——

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!

The three melon eaters who are full of anticipation: "..."

How is the planting mode of this melon field different from other melon fields!

In terms of relationship issues, Gushanna has been slower than her peers since she was a child. In addition, affected by the tragic marriage of her parents, she deliberately avoided establishing relationships with unfamiliar people (including but not limited to friendship, family, and love). The growth becomes more and more clumsy.

When I was studying, Gushanna was often used by boys to start their confession with "I like stupid girls like you". half dead with rage--

"Who are you calling stupid? Go live with the Five Fingers girl for the rest of your life!"

"Our sister Shan is just not enlightened! Do you understand if you are not enlightened?!"

"With our sister Shan's beauty, why can't I find a man? Ha ha."

……

At the class reunion a few years later, that huh best friend drank too much, hugged Gu Shanna and cried like a dog: "Sister Shan! You are really proving to the people with your strength that being single has nothing to do with being beautiful! "

Another best friend held a glass of wine and looked sad: "I'd like to see if it was me who entered the cremation earlier, or Sister Shan who was enlightened earlier."

As for the best friend who scolded others and Miss Five Fingers for a lifetime, she thumped the table angrily and said, "Didn't you really like that little fresh meat last time? Every day on Weibo, he yelled and put on a series of rainbow farts. I was so nympho." , why wait for my old lady to make an appointment with a real person, and you immediately become a scumbag? Ann?!"

Gushanna: What can I do, I am also very helpless.JPG

That night, amidst the denunciations of the people, Gu Shanna realized a truth: she is not only slow but also cowardly when it comes to feelings.That being the case, hide further away in the future!

After that, Gushanna stepped into the big pit of superheroes, and was fooled by mustard sauce, and registered as the author of the Green Haw fandom site.

Relying on the protection of the vest, Gushanna found an unprecedented sense of security in the online world, comfortably and happily dug one giant pit after another, and climbed the wall like a tiger to slag one wall after another.

Gushanna thought that this would be the same in this life. The three-dimensional is a lonely beauty that some people hide away as soon as they show their affection. Two-dimensional has 3000 million beauties in the harem, and they can change one every hour without repeating the same. A dick, and he seemed kinda... different to me.

When she woke up and learned that nothing happened to the two of them in the car, Gushanna felt unspeakably disappointed and angry at Ken Adams, and wanted to drag him out to explode the hammer.

This is so unscientific!

Gusanna absent-mindedly sprinkled sweet potato flour on the minced meat. She wanted to take a sneak peek at Dick, but she was too embarrassed and had no experience in dealing with such things. She didn't know how to naturally change the topic to the parking lot incident, so she pretended to be something. Neither happened.

Dick, who beat the pork, was also pretending nothing had happened.

In fact, with his character, once he launches an offensive, he must get an answer in a short time without any delay.

however……

Thinking of Gusanna fainting from the fright of his confession, and seeing [that place] because of too much pain, Dick had to stop and think, whether he was too hasty?

After all, it has been less than three months since the two met for the first time.

Fortunately, after Shanna woke up, she didn't beat him up, didn't ignore him, and even when she saw the most beautiful pork leg in the village, she gave herself a little attention like never before. This is a good sign!

I finally fought my way out of the food, and now I have a place in Shanna's heart!

Therefore, after much deliberation, Dix decided to put the matter aside for a while and continue to cultivate the relationship for a period of time. When he can sit on an equal footing with food, he will bring up the matter of confession.

Dick flipped the meat familiarly, and found that there was no fascia removed from the back, so he put down the rolling pin, picked up a knife, and neatly removed the messy white veins, and processed the meat perfectly, making it worthy of "all The title of "the most beautiful pork leg in the village".

Behind him, Gu Shanna also raised a slightly thinner rolling pin and beat it lightly. The purpose of this step is to mix the minced meat and sweet potato powder evenly and shape it into a fresh swallow, so there is no need to beat too much.

Knocking and knocking, Gushanna suddenly remembered that there was something she forgot to say, and it happened that Dick was picking meat, so she hurriedly turned around and said, "Dick, I saw Ken Adams again."

Seeing the two parties involved, one was stuffy and the other was calm, the three people in the guest room were more anxious than the other, and even suspected that Dick had been dropped.

"It doesn't look like him at all!" Jason stroked his red hair, pacing up and down irritably, "The only time they talked for more than 5 minutes was when they were talking about Ken Adams, that bastard Who is the egg?"

Tim's face darkened: "Shanna's ex?"

"It doesn't sound like it, but it looks like someone from Black Wing." Jason clenched his fists tightly, "When I find that shit-stirring bastard, I'll beat him up hard."

"Young man, don't be so irritable." Lucifer leaned leisurely on the recliner. He had given up on watching the drama when Dick asked Gushanna if he wanted to pound the pork more finely. Look at my book "Dick's Failed Courtship", according to the development trend of the two of them, I think I can become the king of contemporary tragic novels."

The author has something to say: Dick beat the pork sadly: Eighty!eighty!eighty!

Brother Hammer: People in the courtyard, why are you stealing my lines?

It’s the cold winter in the south again when the author hides under the covers and codes with his mobile phone. The speed of coding has been reduced. After QAQ, the update time is adjusted to between 11 and 12 o’clock, usually on the hour, either 11 or 12, but definitely not Later than 12 o'clock, later than 12 o'clock I will abuse Dick by [-] a day~ (Dick: Huh?)

PS: I made a mistake in the title yesterday, today is the meat swallow skin~

Thank you readers Xitang, Tong Yeye, the voice of gugugu, Yi Xiaoxiao and Mo Xue for the nutrient solution~