[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

9.

The night was quiet.

The two crawled on the road to fight bad guys, Dick was in charge of driving, and Guzanne was in charge of choosing music, stopping halfway to buy scallop burgers, salad and coffee for dinner.

The goal this time is said to be quite unusual. Dick specially made a unique plan for him. Because the plan is too different, even Nightwing needs time to build up his mind. Gushanna chose a few for him. The first passionate film soundtrack.

The music was downloaded from Nanyi. Gu Shanna always thought it was familiar, so she secretly took out her mobile phone to listen to the music and recognized the music. It turned out to be the original soundtrack of "The Avengers" and "The Dark Knight".

Gushanna was sweating wildly.

Dick listened for a while, then suddenly said, "Honey, I have a question."

Guzanne: "Huh?"

Dick turned down the music casually: "I heard that Batman has his own independent movie in that dimension, does Robin or Nightwing have any?"

When it comes to independent movies, Gushanna has a headache: Dick is full of curiosity about himself in that plane. After returning from Nanyi, he pestered her to ask a lot of strange questions.

Gu Shanna was very puzzled, he could search these questions by himself when he was in Nanyi, why did he ask her?

But after thinking about it, Dick probably wants to investigate his true position in the hearts of the people. After all, online data can be bought by trolls to cheat, and fans like to blow rainbow farts. It is really difficult to get a real answer just by looking at the data on the Internet.

Tsk, what a scheming little di bird.

Gusanna answered truthfully: "No, they said that only Robin was photographed and it would be easy to go to the street."

Dick: "..."

Gushanna saw that his face was not right, and hurriedly said: "But! Last year they filmed a TV series in which you—Ye Yi was the protagonist, and the results were... quite good! You also starred in a sand sculpture animation. Fan, everyone likes to watch it, really!"

If Dick sees himself singing in TTG in sand...

Gushanna was shocked, and decided to go back and hide the hard drive containing the complete works of TTG in Lucifer's hometown in hell.

10.

The car continued to speed on the road.

Dick pretended not to care: "The TV series, the TV series version of the actor Night Wing, is he... handsome?"

Mentioning the American drama version of Dick, Gushanna raised her voice in excitement instantly: "Handsome! He's so handsome, his temperament is mixed with innocence, rebelliousness, sex appeal and a bit of wildness! That little guy has a good figure, and his butt is very curvy. , feel sure—"

When the red light came on, Dick slammed on the brakes: "!!!"

Thanks to wearing a seat belt, Gushanna didn't turn into a human-shaped cannonball and hit the windshield with his head in a live performance.

Looking at Dick again, he was pursing his lips tightly, with "happiness and happiness" written all over his face.

Yoho, didn't you just praise the handsome actor? Is there a need for such a big reaction?

Gu Shanna quickly stopped the conversation, and blew rainbow farts like a fluent: "But I am definitely not as handsome as you, and I have searched for my skills, and I need to find a substitute for the fight scene!"

Dick's complexion improved slightly, and when the green light turned on, he stepped on the accelerator much more gently.

After confirming that Dick's mood had gradually stabilized, Gushanna heaved a sigh of relief and leaned back in the chair.

Heh, naive man, it's getting harder and harder to coax!Please don't ask questions like who is the most popular superhero, which is easy to cause tears...

Dick: "So, which superhero in the comics is more popular?"

Gushanna: "..."

11.

Gushanna didn't know if Dick really wanted to discuss this issue, or if he was bored and had nothing to say. This kind of topic would be discussed a hundred times on Weibo. She was tired of watching fans of different heroes quarreling every day. OK?

Gushanna decided to change the topic. On a night with such a beautiful moonlight, there were only the two of them in the warm car, so it was the most suitable topic for gentle and tender topics!

Gushanna: "How about, let me tell you the life experience of the Bat family in the comics in detail!"

Dick: "You say."

Gushanna cleared her throat and adjusted her thoughts. Numerous images flashed back in her mind, and finally it was fixed on Jason Todd lying in a pool of blood, with a bloody crowbar beside him.

Gushanna: "..."

This is not allowed, it is too bloody and cruel, change to a warm one.

So the memory memory restarted, and countless pictures flashed back in his mind, and finally it was frozen on Damian Wayne who was lying in a pool of blood.

Gushanna: "..."

The bear kid is so cute, isn't there something to be happy about?

Numerous images flashed back in my mind, and the final frame was the distraught Batman hugging Dick Grayson covered in blood, with a line of small words next to it: My cub! ! ! ! ! !

Gushanna: "..."

Okey, that's enough, if you flash back again, it will be Tim who is lying in a pool of blood.

Gu Shanna met Dick's expectant eyes, and said hesitantly, "Basically everyone in your family has died."

Dick: "???"

Gushanna said dryly: "But then they were resurrected in various ways, then died, then lived again, then died again, then lived again, then died again, and then lived again..."

What a gentle and tender topic!As Gusanna said, she shed tears of bifurcated lasagna in her heart, and the essence of human beings is really a repeater!

11.

When Gusanna repeated No.90 "and live again" eight times, Dick finally couldn't help but said: "Baby, I understand what you want to express that the Batman family is super popular and life is very hard. So what, you Thirsty? Would you like some water?"

Gusanna licked her dry lips and nodded. She had a sore throat after inhaling so much second-hand smoke in the teahouse in the morning.

Dick pulled over and parked the car, took out a bottle of water, unscrewed the cap and handed it over, and Gusanna took it, and there was a burst of tons and tons, and most of the bottle was wiped out in a short while.

"Okay!"

Guzanne wiped her mouth contentedly, and when she looked up, she was startled by what could be called affectionate eyes from Dick.

Outside the window was the gloomy street scene, the sky was terribly dark, occasionally there were a few piercing crows, combined with the atmosphere in the car, Gushanna suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Some time ago, there was a plot in a thriller comedy she watched. The boy took his girlfriend to the outskirts of the country. Girlfriend's head.

At this moment, her situation is subtly similar to that of the girl in the movie.

As an author of dog blood, Gushanna can't stop once she spreads the wings of association. In just a few seconds, she has brainstormed the plot of a thriller novel with millions of words.

Dick was puzzled to find that his lovely girlfriend who was drinking water had dilated pupils, her face was getting whiter and paler, and she kept shrinking back under his tender gaze.

Is there any monster behind him?

Dick glanced back, and there was nothing unusual outside the window, but there was a poster of a popular Siam TV series on the bus stop.

Dick understood, turned back and smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have already threatened them with force. If anyone dares to tell what happened in the training room that day, I will—"

Dick stroked his left hand under his neck, making a gesture of raising and lowering a knife.

Gushanna was extremely nervous, his gesture was the last straw that broke the camel's back, and his mental state collapsed on the spot.

Then, accompanied by a soprano scream that pierced the night sky and spanned eight octaves, Dick instantly turned into a quail.

12.

Ten minutes later, after listening to Gushanna's trembling report, Dick said depressedly: "How could I... Are you rushing to draft every day recently, and you are under too much pressure?"

With tears in her eyes, Gu Shanna nodded repeatedly, choked up and unable to speak.

Dick sighed and wanted to give her a loving hug, but unfortunately he was still in the form of a quail, and even if his short legs ran faster than the Huaxia high-speed rail, it would take two or three minutes to move to Gushanna's side.

At this moment, Gushanna has completely calmed down, and wants to turn Dick back into a human.

Dick refused instead: "Let's turn me into a roast duck!"

Gushanna: "???"

Dick explained, "I'm actually doing Case a favor tonight—Case, the owner of the Monaco butcher shop you frequent. His little grandson loves fantasy literature and firmly believes that magical creatures really exist in the world, so he always Being bullied by bullies at school."

Guzanne did not understand the connection between the two.

It is a good thing to have imagination. If you love to watch "The Lord of the Rings" and you will be bullied, then she, who turned superhero food into food, would already be lying in a pool of blood.

Keith's little grandson, whom Gusanna had also met, was a curly-haired cutie with a soft voice and was particularly good at math.

Grandpa is still sweating profusely pressing the calculator, and he has already fluently told how much it costs in pounds for three broilers, two ducks, 15 yuan chicken breast, two lamb livers and four beef ribs.

For a elementary school student in a corrupt country who has never memorized multiplication formulas, he is really outstanding.

Dick said lightly: "There are many extreme ideas in the world that ordinary people cannot understand."

After thinking about it, Gushanna asked, "Then what are you going to do? You can't turn into a fantasy creature to scare children, right?"

13.

"Ah, ah, ah, help, mom, there is a roast duck here, it can talk!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I don't want to go to Hogwarts, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

……

In the gloomy alley, three fat and half-sized boys ran wildly all the way, crying for their father and mother, occasionally tripped over messy garbage, and immediately got up with a sensitive speed that was out of proportion to their body size, and quickly wiped their clothes. Clear snot in the mouth.

At this time, if the camera is turned to the back of them, there will be a running wildly, dexterously jumping up the trash can from time to time, spinning upside down and splitting in the air, showing some excellent parkour skills and then jumping down... Roast Duck.

The whole picture is mesmerizing.

Gushanna hid in the car with just the right temperature. Dick didn't want her to go to the scene of the crime, so as not to attract the attention of other mysterious agencies. This gave her extra time to be in a daze, thinking why Dick was so fond of "myself" in that plane. care.

About a few days ago, I watched too many Siamese dog blood TV series. One episode is 10 minutes long, and the other is about [-] episodes. With the BGM that comes whenever you want, the brainwashing effect is extremely significant. Gu Shanna can't help but substitute the Siamese drama thinking .

Dick's current situation is as follows:

1. Always ask inexplicable questions, mostly super-english comics about that plane.

2. Hearing that the TV series version of "I" is very handsome, I felt uneasy and slammed on the brakes.

3. Every time it is mentioned that Ye Yi's comics are very popular there, he looks hesitant to speak.

4. Pay special attention to the popularity of comic book superheroes.

5. Pay special attention to who is Gushana's favorite comic book superhero.

6. I am particularly concerned about the casting of superheroes in the TV series and which one is the most handsome.

……

After Gushanna finished listing the questions, she was suddenly blessed and had a bold guess: Is Dick jealous?

Thinking about it further, Gushanna became more and more sure of her guess. After all, last time when she mentioned Holmes as the male god in her childhood, Dick also said a bunch of inexplicable things, which made her very uncomfortable.

Gushanna was suddenly excited. Although the Siamese domineering president's seduction method in the training room failed, the hundreds of episodes of Siamese dog blood TV series were not in vain. At least she knew how to make Dick happy in the future!

14.

Roast Duck Dick returned to the place where the car was hidden with a proud step of success. After jumping into the car, he shook the duck's head handsomely and said coolly: "In the future, please increase the price of duck neck and duck head duck meat in the restaurant."

Gu Shanna flattered: "Okay! When I go back, I will make you (Ye Yi) the head of the restaurant. Not only the price of the roast duck will increase, but also the price of the silky chicken that endorses Ye Yi. When Ming Chef is ready, I will Just find a few chefs with good knives, perform roast duck on [-], split silky chicken on [-], open the night wing uniform exhibition on Sunday, and give free fish maw stewed night wing soup. Hero, you are right Are you satisfied with the arrangement?"

Roast Duck Dick: "...satisfied."

With such a thoughtful arrangement, I must be satisfied. The black peas of the roast duck have tears in their eyes. In romance novels, this is called: moved to tears!

Gushanna felt that it was great for me to be able to master all the tricks of Siamese TV dramas in a short period of time, and to use them vividly!

Dick: The baby is wronged, the baby dare not speak.JPG

15.

The seafood market is very close to Dick's "scene of crime", and it takes only five or six minutes to drive.

Because of writing and love to cook, Gushanna used to go to the seafood market to find inspiration, but usually went late, the restaurant’s purchases had already dispersed, and the merchants had also withdrawn, making the market extremely deserted. .

Today is different, they arrived just after the opening of the market, and they are bumping into the purchasing force.

That's a lot of voices, crowds of people, shoulder to shoulder!No matter how many different scents you wear on your body, it will only come out smelling like fish.

Gushanna was very excited, and ran around the stalls nimbly, exclaiming again and again: "Wow, giant crab, here is one!"

"Holy shit, barramundi! I want it, I want it!"

"Hey, hagfish, so rare! Let me have two~"

"A gray ray? How do you eat this? Forget it, buy it back and check the information!"

……

Dick followed behind with a big bag and a small bag, and he was very nervous throughout the whole process. He was afraid that Gushana would be too excited and fall into the cargo box full of sardines, or be knocked down by the delivery guy, or turn everyone in the seafood market into sardines. fish.

16.

Originally, they only planned to stay at the seafood market for two hours, but due to well-known reasons, it was almost seven o'clock in the morning when the car pulled out of the parking lot, and they spent more than four hours here.

Gu Shanna is still full of ideas: "I handed in all the manuscripts that should be handed in the day before yesterday, and today I can start preparing the second phase of the superhero limited menu."

Dick: "The restaurant is about to be renovated?"

Gushanna: "It's still early, the pipes and lines have to be re-laid, and it will take at least a month."

"That's good, I'm still worried that I don't have time." Dick laughed, "Take care of yesterday's criminals, and the matter in London will come to an end for the time being. Let's go back and rest for a while, and we can go to Bruce's seaside in the evening The villa, I promise it's a real vacation."

Gushanna was overjoyed first: "Okay!"

Suddenly remembering the flag that stood before him, he immediately became vigilant, and said cautiously, "Are you sure everything in London is over?"

"I'm quite sure," Dick assured. "Holmes and Watson have already set off for Brussels to find a new criminal."

Gushanna still didn't believe it: "The beach house...it doesn't count as a butler, it's really just the two of us?"

Dick: "Of course!"

Guzanne: "Has any friend said to come to visit you recently?"

Dick couldn't laugh or cry: "Who will disturb us at this time? Don't worry!"

Only then did Gushanna feel relieved, heaved a sigh of relief, and slowly leaned back on the chair.

17.

There were too many shopping bags, so Dick rented a shopping cart from the front desk to carry the things into the elevator. This kind of physical work has never been done by Guzanne, who is only responsible for helping Dick with the wallet and keys.

Finally a real vacation!Guzanne stared at the beating numbers and thought.

I'm tired physically, but I'm happy that it's just me and Dick at the beach house, and I don't have to write, at least for two weeks...

Ding!

The elevator door opened, and the two walked out, only to find a young man in a printed T-shirt and bright yellow shorts standing at the door of their house.

Hearing the noise, the young man turned his head quickly, his eyes turned around in the air, and finally stared at Gu Shanna, and said happily: "Successor of socialism, you are finally back! The manuscript you submitted a few days ago has an obvious logic Vulnerabilities need to be corrected! I will personally watch you correct them!"

Gushanna: "..."

After Ah Tong published the press release, his eager eyes shifted to Dick's face, and he smiled at him, that smile was reserved and graceful, only showing two shiny front teeth.

Dick thought this should be Shanna's new editor, and was about to greet him, when Shanna said abruptly, "I'll give you two hundred plus a kiss, and help me throw him into the nearest sea, thank you."

Dick: "..."

Ah Tong: "???"

【Easter Eggs】

Gu. The old general on the stage. Mountains and valleys are full of her flags. Shanna: Whoever mentions to me the keywords of leisurely vacation, two-person world, romantic date, candlelight dinner, and absolutely no one will bother you in the future. Fork out and make a dish!

Dick: Now please enjoy Shanna's performance - "Iron Pot Stew Yourself"!

The author has something to say: "The Journey of Planting the Flag" is over, and the next episode will be the sand sculpture routine of the restaurant~

Little cuties may not believe it. When writing the outline of this article, the key word was originally a drama, but halfway through writing, I ran to review TTG. Since then, the painting style has been running wildly towards sand sculptures, and 81 Hulks in a rampage state can’t be pulled back. .