[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Subject post: After get off work yesterday, I stopped by to visit the kitchen rented by a certain restaurant, and my Jio is okay!

Poster: I can't lose this fat

Contents:

Gotham er who often visits the forum should know which restaurant I am talking about, right?To be honest, I have lived for almost 30 years, and I have never seen a restaurant with such a showy operation.

But today's point is not to complain about how flamboyant his house is, but to focus on his new kitchen. It is said that the venue is rented, but they did it themselves from design to decoration?

It looked clean and bright to me, and the outside was surrounded by transparent glass, so I could clearly and directly see every move of the people inside.

The operators were neatly dressed, and there was a female chef who didn't wear her hat properly. She seemed to have a little hair showing, so she was called out to do it again, so the hygiene is guaranteed, at least I am quite satisfied.

Before I left, I asked if I could take pictures, and the person in charge (it seems to be the manager of the restaurant) readily agreed, but asked me to take better photos hahaha, and said that if I can beautify my face, I would die of laughter!

By the way, I see that the entire row of rooms seems to be rented out to others as kitchens, but restaurants should all have their own kitchens, right?

I don't know much about it either. Is there any Gotham er who knows how to do it?

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1L:

I only know that there is the concept of bright kitchen and bright stove. Could it be that this is specially rented to small restaurants that cannot afford bright kitchen? (Please don’t hit me if I’m wrong, I just watched a lot of food documentaries in Asia QAQ)

4L:

People in the industry came out and said that the land belonged to the Wayne Group, and the site and interior design were done by them themselves, and the restaurant was only rented for use.

And I heard that even if the restaurant is refurbished, the lease will not be returned there, but will be kept as a special take-out kitchen. If you want to see how your take-out is made in the future, you can go and watch.

And, when I went to a meeting last time, I heard from a certain industry leader that the proprietress of the restaurant has a special obsession with the Ming Chef. It is said that this time the redecoration is going to be a mess.

10L:

Ming Chef is pretty good. Anyway, I don’t dare to eat in a restaurant where the back kitchen is so well hidden that no one dares to enter. Who knows if the soup you drink is stirred with a mouse’s tail or a spoon? of.

12L:

Mouse tail, vomit——!

14L:

I also like Mingchu. My family went to China for a trip earlier. Almost all the restaurants there are Mingchu. You can also see how the chef makes soup dumplings. It’s super interesting!

17L:

Wait, if top-tier restaurants have Ming Chefs, can't we see how superheroes are made into dishes? !

Wit.JPG

19L:

Upstairs you are such a little villain hahahahahahaha, I also want to see the whole process of dissecting Batman (no)!

21L:

Bald excited.JPG

"First, we prepare a live Batman. After knocking Batman unconscious, he disembowels him, removes his internal organs, and cleans it for later use..."

What the hell am I talking about? Why did I suddenly become abnormal? !Kowtow to Batman!Knock [-] times!I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong!I feel like the hero has been defiled by me woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

24L:

Batman: Okay, I forgive you.

Cold light flashed.

On the 21st floor, died.

31L:

Emmm, it might be good to replace Batman with a shark. After all, Scallion and Ginger Batman is just a code name, and the main ingredient is not the real Batman (if the restaurant proprietress is a descendant of Hannibal, I didn’t say that. )

34L:

I'll try:

"First, we prepare a live shark. After knocking the shark unconscious, disembowel it, remove its internal organs, and clean it for later use."

Well, yes, it's definitely better.

37L:

The painting style of this building suddenly became bloody...

40L:

I am often out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough.JPG

……

The program group was showing off, and so was the restaurant. I don't know why Iron Man, who came to join in the fun, was even more showing off. The three parties joined forces and attacked forcefully.

However, netizens who eat melons are used to seeing strong winds and waves, how strong they are, and when they crawl back after fainting, they are busy playing tricks.

Every time Gushanna refreshes the page, she can see the push of new memes, and the number of fans on the restaurant's homepage has also increased a lot. There is even a love triangle of restaurant x Iron Man x program group on the forum.

Gushanna felt itchy and wanted to write, and she also had a lot of first-hand information, and she could shock a wave of people by just picking out some scraps and sending them out.

However, the task of filling the hole has not yet been completed, and the Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance resolutely stopped her from writing a new article.

The alliance didn't send Gushanna to dig coal, but let the materialized system come and annoy her every day. That guy was noisier than Tang Seng and had so many shits that Gushanna had to surrender.

Since she couldn't write a fanfic for the new CP, and the show had another day to air, Gushanna was bored and went to the training room of Wayne Manor to practice shooting.

But, the weapon used by others to learn to shoot is a gun, and the weapon used by Gusanna to learn to design is... a slingshot.

Of course it's not an ordinary slingshot, but a new type of slingshot code-named "Tiger Down the Mountain" that has been modified by Jason and is so powerful that it can shoot blind people from a hundred steps away.

As a result, for the first practice, Gushana couldn't draw the bow, and Dick went to help, but was punched by her elbow, and the nosebleed ended. The whole process took less than five seconds.

While looking for cotton balls to stop Dick's bleeding, Tim yelled, "I told you earlier, this training room is unlucky. Have you forgotten that you were quartered here last time?!"

Jason: "..."

Yes, this training room is the same training room where Grsanna turns the collective of superheroes into food.

Because of this, Damian, who always loves to join in the fun, refuses to come to see Gushana learn to shoot, and strongly advises Dick to set all speed dials to 911.

The past was vivid in his memory, and Jason's expression cracked: "Let's change to a traditional slingshot, anyway... Anyway, your request is to shoot fruit like olives | into the criminal's room."

Last night, Guzanne and Dick formally agreed to Holmes' invitation and decided to take a trip to London during the rest of the restaurant's refurbishment, for a holiday or something.

Dick had even designed it. There were four of them, and they were divided into two groups to catch the exposed criminals separately.

In the detective group, Holmes is good at the baton technique, and ordinary criminals can't beat him.Dr. Watson has been in the army. He has a good psychological quality, steady hands, and excellent marksmanship. He is especially suitable for military support hidden in the dark.

The pair of them, at first glance, Gushanna is a weak woman with no power to do anything, but she has something to do!With an easy raise of his hand, the audience turned into fruit. Dick only needs to be responsible for picking up the criminals one by one into the sack.

No matter how you look at it, the two groups of players are a perfect match, and Gushanna came to learn how to shoot, just to facilitate getting Dick into the house of a criminal who lives on a higher floor and the security of the apartment is particularly responsible.

If the criminal is unlucky enough to live on the top floor, there is a way.

Jason has a [-]% new drone. After the modification, Dick, who has turned into a small fruit, can hide in the depression at the bottom instead of climbing the wall.

It can be foreseen that during this trip to London, they will kill and kill those despicable and shameless criminals who have fled for more than ten years.

After switching to a wooden traditional slingshot, Gusanna's practice really went smoothly. Although the accuracy was still poor, she was able to hit Tim holding an apple twice out of ten times.

Of the remaining eight times, about three times the steel ball could not be found where it shot; two times it hit Jason, who was more than ten meters away from Tim; And hit herself twice.

In fact, with the skills of the three of them, predicting the direction of the steel ball and then dodging it is simply a piece of cake.

The reason why everyone stayed still was because they were afraid of adding psychological pressure to Gushanna, and because of the strength of her hand, even if they hit it, it would be like a mosquito bite, and it would not hurt at all.

Dick, who was only slightly injured, was burned by the fragments of the falling light tube because he was too busy pushing Gusanna away and didn't have time to hide.

Although he didn't come to the scene, Damian, who watched the training monitor in the operating room, said: "Hey, Dick, you really disgust me!"

During the period, Wally also came to see it once, and kept tutting: "Others teach their girlfriends to shoot guns, but you teach your girlfriend to shoot a slingshot. Is it because you are too confident in yourself, or in Shanna?"

While applying ointment for burns on his arm, Dick said, "Why do you have to choose one, can't you have both?"

"..." Wally was convinced, "Pretend I haven't been here, and leave!"

When Gu Shan diligently practiced the skills of how to ejaculate her boyfriend, "A Fat Eater and Travel Season [-]" was officially launched in the eager anticipation of sand sculpture netizens.

Because the content of the superhero limited menu has long been exposed by the pervasive media, the audience was relatively calm when they saw the fat host and fans chewing on the grilled Thanos platter.

But when the oily orm paste was brought out, the beautiful and sexy proprietress poured a spoonful of hot oil on it. In the crackling background sound, when the narrator read the incomparably sand-sculpted copywriting, the audience could no longer calm down.

The audience in the United States is okay, but they feel that the copywriting is a bit nonsensical. The emperor of China came to Gotham to meet his old lover, and the eel spirit of Gotham even interfered with it. This is not very good from a historical or political point of view. Maybe?

The overseas students in Huaxia are different. Although the program team has made some modifications to the copy provided by Gushanna, downplaying the degree of spoof and making it more colloquial, the overseas students still read the sand sculpture style that was once very popular in China. Ribbons of gourmet legends.

"Hahahahahaha my mother, what kind of sand sculpture program group is this? Hahahaha, I seriously doubt that this copywriting was actually written by the proprietress!"

"I used to suspect that this restaurant was not authentic. Seeing such sand sculptures of Chinese food legends, I must apologize for my narrow-mindedness. This is indeed a very authentic Chinese restaurant hahahaha!"

"A great man said it well, every authentic Huaxia restaurant has an indissoluble relationship with the emperor of Huaxia, hahahaha!"

"I fucking died laughing in front of the TV, whoever wrote the copy will stand up for me and pay for my milk tea money and screen money!"

"You only lost a cup of milk tea, but I ruined my mother's new silk pajamas with a sip of coffee!"

"Hahahaha the copywriting is so naughty hahahahaha Emperor Qianlong is about to uncover the coffin!"

"I'm thinking that Emperor Qianlong's tastes are quite wide. He will not let go of beauties from Jiangnan, Southwest and even Gotham!"

……

The fat host is still so good at picking jokes, and his eating is funny and sweet, which can arouse people's appetite, but in this episode, his sense of existence is completely covered by the sand sculpture copywriting.

Audiences are not fools. In the first season, fans have already tacitly understood that the show has a script. Anyway, as long as the show is good, it doesn't matter whether there is a copywriting or whether there is a script.

However, isn't this season's copywriting a little too...too weird?

In the last season, we also took the sentimental route, talking about the boss's difficult entrepreneurial history, occasionally interspersed with a little warm family line, to stir up feelings or something.

None of the above fine traditions were found in the first episode of the second season.

Every time a dish is served, a passionate Chinese emperor and a delicious superhero must be sacrificed.

If you want to ask the proprietress whether it is difficult to start a business, the proprietress has long since disappeared, and there is only an amiable store manager rubbing her hands and persuading you to have another bite.

After the first episode was broadcast, the emperor who had a lot of faces in Huaxia was directly picked up, and the superheroes were almost eaten up, and the whole style of painting changed suddenly!

The audience was stunned, but they thought it was funny when they thought about it, and they felt confused after laughing. After the confusion, they refreshed and saw the new screenshots and sand sculptures, and started laughing again.

There is no shortage of ignorant laughter, and the number of sand sculptures is increasing, and the audience reacts that they are about to be driven into schizophrenia by the show.

If we say that last time, the restaurant became popular because of the smooth stewed egg, this time it is because of the sand sculpture copywriting and the name of the sand sculpture dish that it became popular again and again.

The number of visits to the restaurant's forum was almost overloaded. Since Dick was still practicing slingshot with Gu Shanna, the glorious task of maintaining the forum was handed over to Damian.

Damian was multitasking, watching live TV, expanding the server capacity, catching bugs, reading the most popular posts on the forum, and even read the most interesting replies to Gushanna.

Damian only had him and Gushanna in the communication channel for private communication, and the other three brothers were blocked by him and kicked out forcibly.

The brothers said it was useless for you to kick us out. Shanna would always relay the funny stuff to Dick, and Dick would relay it to Wally. Wally knew it, and so did all the superheroes in Gotham.

Damian: "I know you know what Shanna and I said. It's not a secret. It doesn't matter if you know. I just don't want to tell you personally, huh!"

Tim: "Grumpy brat is entering the second stage."

Jason: "It would be nice to have the cloak cover the face and spin the headless spinning top a few more times."

Dick: "Don't look at me, I'm not free, I want to practice shooting with Shanna~"

Tim: "Tsk, the ending sound suddenly rippling."

Jason: "I agree with Damian this time, Dick, you are disgusting to me!"

Gushanna heard it, turned her head and said angrily: "Dick is so disgusting, he smells delicious all over!"

The three bat cubs except Dick: "..."

It's alright, we can't afford to mess with this guy, if you don't want to turn into hickory nuts flying around the room, run away!

Gushanna practiced for almost an hour, and her progress was very stable. Four times out of ten times, she was able to hit the designated position, and her strength was gradually improving. Before, the steel ball flew out softly, but now it is whizzing.

Tim also said that hitting the steel ball on the body hurts more than before. As long as you practice hard, you can become a generation of sharpshooters who can point where to hit, pull and shoot.

During the break, Gushanna checked her mobile phone, and there were more than a dozen missed calls from Li Han on the notification bar. From the numbers, it can be seen how excited the store manager is at the moment.

Gusanne called him back, and after one ring, he picked up.

"Miss Boss, we're on the hot search again!" Li Han was so excited that he couldn't speak, "Besides, as soon as the news of the countdown to the suspension of business was posted, the ordering hotline was almost blown away!"

Gushanna responded calmly: "Isn't this expected, we are that good."

It's not that she's gone, a superhero limited menu that even the superhero himself is full of praise, it's unreasonable not to be popular (...).

What's more, all the Avengers came to eat in a group. Gu Shanna's life has long been completed, and it doesn't matter whether it is on the hot search or not. Anyway, it used to be often.

(Ah Tong: "Successor of socialism, you are indeed drifting away.")

"..." Li Han choked on his saliva, "Ahem, lady boss, are we not taking the modest route?"

Gu Shanna: "The route of modesty and low-key is still to be taken. Well, you tell the people in the store, don't use your private account to give random likes!"

This Li Han has been prepared for a long time. In the past, the restaurant was small and transparent, and no one said that the employees used the official account or private account to eat melons everywhere-the fans are only in single digits. Who cares what you liked?

It's different now, the restaurant's reputation has risen, and many jealous colleagues stare at it. If they find something wrong, they can't wait to criticize it to death. It's the most cost-effective to make a fortune silently.

It's not all because of the show that Li Han approached Gu Shanna. During the internal audition, the big shots in the industry told Li Han that you want to be popular, and everyone was mentally prepared.

Li Han is here to talk about the decoration.

According to Gushanna, this time it will be completely renovated, because there will be an open kitchen and private rooms, and the third floor will most likely be converted into a small banquet hall, and the water pipes and wiring will need to be relaid.

Because of the huge project and cumbersome things, Li Han couldn't make up his mind, so he needed Gu Shanna, the real boss, to make the decision.

"Let me go!" Gushanna's confident appearance created a very reliable illusion for Li Han.

In fact, she took a look at the decoration plan when she received it, and then scanned it and uploaded it to the [Poverty Alleviation Alliance] app. After a rigorous analysis, the most appropriate solution will be given.

With a golden finger, you can do whatever you want. It is impossible for the decoration company to steal some private goods to steal some money. Besides, Gushanna has no plan to ask them for decoration, and the free upgrade coupons given by the system have not been used up yet.

Therefore, after the speed of light finalized the decoration design drawings, Gushanna applied for the use of free upgrade vouchers, and made an appointment for two weeks before the official construction.

There is no need for Li Han to be responsible for these matters. He only needs to lead the employees to supervise the work. After all, the proprietress hired the decoration team with private money, so she cannot be tricked.

After arranging the decoration, Gushanna asked about the progress of the takeaway kitchen, and said with satisfaction, "Okay, I'll thank you then."

This is the beauty of having a professional store manager. When you want to go on a trip with your boyfriend, you can take the store manager to top the vat, and let the shopkeeper do it happily.

"It's not hard, anyway, you paid double overtime pay hahaha." Li Han is also optimistic, and he is also very happy, "Then I wish you and Detective Grayson a trip to London... um , happiness and consummation!"

"..." Gushanna Khan said, "You are talking like we are going on a honeymoon."

Li Han laughed awkwardly, found an excuse and hung up the phone. He didn't have many normal couples around him, so he had no experience with this fact.

Gushanna exited the call interface, changed her personal account and wandered around the Internet. Sure enough, the restaurant was still listed on the hot search, and the netizens complaining about sand sculpture copywriting wave after wave, wave after wave, just like Plants vs. Zombies The last big wave of zombies in the movie.

Gu Shanna was too busy with practice to watch the full version of the program, but Damian gave a few words to the live broadcast, but his focus was all the way: "Oh, I have never eaten this dish! Oh, this time the red hood exploded. The pulp pudding looks better than when I tried it!"

So Gushanna didn't know what the show was like, but it didn't matter, when she arrived in London, without these mundane disturbances, she could lie in bed with Dick safely and watch the show.

"Do you still want to practice?"

Dick came over with two jugs of water and a brand new towel draped over his shoulder, the previous one soaked with sweat.

In fact, it was said that Gusanna was practicing the slingshot, but it was Dick who was the most tired. He had to point out the movements, prevent Gusanna from hurting himself, and run around picking up steel balls. people.

It was only the two of them who were training at the moment, so Gushanna decided to imitate the tricks she just learned from the Siamese dog blood TV series yesterday, and try the real romance that the people love to see.

So, Gushanna put the phone away, turned around on tiptoe, hugged Dick's neck in a domineering manner, kissed the left earlobe, and said boldly: "Come on, I think I can fight another hundred times!"

Before the words fell, the training room thought of a tone of dragging, full of emotion, envy in contempt, disgust in envy, and there is no lack of single dogs in the disgust with a touch of sadness——

"Huh~~~~~~~~~"

Neither of them had to look back. There were mirrors in all directions during the training, clearly reflecting Jason and Tim who came back at some point, followed by Damian who was shocked.

Damian originally wanted to use his personal friendship to ask Gushanna to help reserve a table for tomorrow night's superhero limited menu-since half an hour ago, the restaurant's official reservation phone number has been blocked.

Unexpectedly, before the reservation was made, he ate a full plate of dog food, and seeing the shy and timid little daughter-in-law with Dick in his arms, Damian felt that his eyes were going blind.

It was the first time in my life to engage in a normal romance, and when I encountered such an embarrassing incident, Gu Shanna petrified on the spot.

Sensing his girlfriend's gradually stiff expression, Dick glanced over the faces of the three younger brothers one by one, and said calmly, "Are you still leaving?"

Jason reacted the fastest, turned around and ran out the door, and a voice came from a distance: "Wipe your ears, don't kill Shanna!"

Damian followed closely behind, walked halfway and then backed back: "Beauty, call me back when you have time, I have something to ask you!"

Tim exits at the end, turning off the lights for both of them so sweetly that Dick can imagine what kind of yellow crap is going on in his head.

The atmosphere was gone forever, and Dick wanted to say something to relieve the tension, but he couldn't help laughing: "Why are you so cute? Well, is the right earlobe still kissable? I just wiped it."

In the darkness, Gushanna's face was on fire, and she gritted her teeth: "I will never believe in the routines in Siamese dog blood TV series again!"

(Siamese TV series: "Ka? Blame me?")

The author has something to say: Wow, the main text is finally over, thank you all for your company for more than half a year, bow to everyone!Later, I will recharge some money and send twenty small red envelopes~

There should be two extra episodes, one is a trip to London that is about to fall, and the other is a joke-style sand sculpture routine. I try to write out the stalks that are listed in the outline but not in the main text, such as Magneto being forced to do a metal tour of the restaurant. Hahaha!The new article is still a cheerful sand sculpture style, and the copywriting has already been posted. If you are interested, you can click the column to collect it. The male protagonist is Ertong, but the process of chasing his wife is definitely not as smooth as Dick hehehe~

The new article will start in June. I have to cultivate my poor cervical spine and my fragile heart that has been hit again and again by the drama I am chasing.Let’s not talk about Marvel, the plot of GOT is also like a landslide. After watching the update, Tiantao cried into Tiantao dry_(:зゝ∠)_

In the end, I love you all, Chumi, Bye~

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

LLL, love you 1 million times [-] bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!