[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

On the last day of the face-to-face activity, Gu Shanna took mustard to the ancient city to play. This is the most famous scenic spot in Nanyi, and has the largest and best-preserved Dai traditional residential buildings in the country.

After meeting for so many days, all the words that should be said have been said, and the passion has also been exhausted. Along the way, the two of them are like old couples who have been married for many years, trudging on the small road with each other's support.

In order to protect this building, the local government does not allow restaurants to be opened in the scenic spot, and even has strict regulations on the number of electric lights. A large number of tourists can only go down the mountain to find food when they are hungry.

Because Jiyou’s strategy was detailed, he knew in advance that there was no food in the ancient city, so the two of them bought sandwiches at the bakery when they went out in the morning. Looking for food in the city.

Jiyou heard from the locals on the mountain that there is a middle school on the edge of the city. Although the enrollment rate is very poor, there is a super delicious food stall at the door, which specializes in roasted pig's feet and kimchi.

Mustard likes this kind of spicy food the most, so when I went down the mountain, I went straight to the roasted pig's trotters shop. On the way, I bought a few packs of freshly boiled sweet and crispy corn. Naturally, Gu Shanna peeled it and fed it to her.

Mustard Sauce has a top-notch ability to recognize the way, and she quickly found a food stall. She went to buy roasted pig's trotters, and Gu Shanna got out of the car to breathe. The greenery here is good, the humidity is high, and the air can be said to be very fresh.

The roasted pig's trotters shop was booming, and people lined up directly from the shop door to the street. Gu Shanna saw that her friend wouldn't come back for a while, so she took the time to call her left-behind boyfriend.

Heihu’s life is difficult. During this period of time, Dick’s activities have been restricted everywhere. Although he didn’t say anything, Gushanna put it into the situation that he was trapped in the house and couldn’t go anywhere. He couldn’t help feeling very sorry for Dick. pity.

Ken Adams couldn't be contacted, and he didn't know when he would be able to return to Gotham. Gushanna was afraid that Dick would get sick.

However, a few days ago, Dick was invited by Farah to officially become a senior consultant of the Almighty Detective Agency. It just so happened that the Detective Agency received a new case, and he went to the scene several times along with him.

The three of Farah ate Gusanna's drumsticks, and naturally cheered up to cover for Dick the whole time, and several trips went smoothly.

Gushanna was very happy when she found out, and Dick sounded much more interested on the phone. Although the scope of activities was still around Nanyi, it was better than being bored at home.

The phone rang once before it was picked up. Dick's sexy voice was still so charming: "Honey, is your friend shopping for food again? I'm waiting for takeaway."

Gushanna was embarrassed. In order to take care of the mood of the single dog friend, she and Dick contacted Dick when the other party went shopping, and every time the opening sentence was "My friend went shopping for food, honey, you eat Yet".

After a lot of times, when Gushanna called home again, Dick would be the first to tease him and go back to see if he was clever.

"Yeah, she went to buy roasted pig's trotters and cold rice noodles." Gu Shanna raised her eyes slightly, Jiyou was negotiating with the shopkeeper on the location of the pig's trotters, "Why is it so quiet next to you, didn't you show up today?"

Dick: "The evidence to be found and the clues to be collected are almost done. Dirk is working hard to analyze the case."

Gushannaqi said: "Dirk analyzes the case by himself, what about you?"

Dick said calmly, "We'll watch him analyze the case and play a few games."

Gushanna: "..."

Gushanna has not had much contact with Dirk, but he also knows that even among supernatural beings, he is also a strange creature. He acts weirdly and his thinking is too divergent. Humans with normal brain circuits can't keep up with his rhythm.

Before that, since there were only two of them, Farah and Todd could only play kitten fishing and turtle-smoking whenever Dirk lost his nerve, and they could only have normal discussions after Dirk had finished discharging the electricity and calmed down.

"Thank goodness, they have me." Dick's tone couldn't detect emotion, "Now we can play Jinhua and fight landlords. When you come back, we can just form a mahjong table."

Gushanna: "..."

She couldn't help deeply doubting that Farah's enthusiasm for joining the team was for investigating the case, or for bombing gold flowers?

Then again, it seems that the traditional entertainment activities in Nanyi are really attractive. Farah and the others have only been here for a few days, and they have not learned a few words of Chinese, but they have messed up the rules of fried golden flowers, fighting landlords, and bloody battles to the end. It's clear.

A poisonous picture floated in Gusanna's mind——

The Bat family sits together to play mahjong during holidays. While playing, they glance at the monitor on the wall. When they find criminals committing crimes, they change their clothes in seconds. The whole family comes out of the hole.

Then Damian and Jason had a fight over whether the other party was cheating or not. Bruce was good at calculating and lucky, and the big four and eighteen Arhats were good at Haidilaoyue. Dick's grades were not bad, and Tim lost. Miserable, she squatted in the corner of the wall with her knees in her arms and shed forked tears.

Alfred stood aside with his hands behind his back, shaking his head while watching, when the background music of "God of Gamblers" suddenly played, and he looked again, and there were two looming golden characters on his forehead - 【God of Gamblers】!

……

Gushanna shivered and shook her head desperately trying to get this weird scene out of her mind. She found that every time she gave the Bat family brainstorming, it was very poisonous...

Mustard came back with the newly bought snacks, and saw Gushanna squatting there with a distraught expression, drawing circles.

Mustard couldn't help but "huh" and asked, "Who are you cursing in circles here?"

"Curse myself." Gushanna raised her head and gave her a faint look, "I will die sooner or later by the bloody brain hole I opened."

"What's wrong with dog blood? Dog blood is interesting!" Mustard sauce said, "You watch Siamese TV dramas, one is full of dog blood, the mother-in-law falls in love with the daughter-in-law, the brother-in-law chases the sister-in-law, the people love to watch this .”

"..." Gu Shanna was silent, "Then if the Bat family sits together harmoniously playing mahjong, will Batman still play mahjong?"

Mustard turned pale with shock: "Fuck, what kind of poisonous brain is this, be careful fans will kill you!"

Gushanna: "..."

However, in a place you don't know, Ye Yi himself is having a blast with his friends, and complaining that my side is short of three, come back and play mahjong, my dear!

According to this idea, it is not impossible for [Justice League] to play mahjong together at Christmas!

Stop, stop, why did I start to make up my mind again.

Gushanna gathered herself together, saw that it was getting late, and said, "Let's find a place to eat!"

"Sure!" Mustard searched the surrounding area, "There just happens to be a soy milk hot pot nearby, and it looks quite clean. I read the reviews saying that the Wi-Fi signal of his house is good, and it's just in time for the manuscript."

Gushanna: "..."

This time, Gu Shanna saw the professionalism of the friends. Whether it was ordering food or waiting in line, she could find a computer to write a paragraph.

Even after climbing the mountain for four hours during the day, after returning to the hotel to simply freshen up, mustard can still get up and write a [-]-word update, and never stop updating.

Guzanne was simply amazed.

If the system is still there, it will definitely say something like "Successors of socialism, look at others, and then look at yourself", but it is a pity that you can no longer hear its sandy radio accent.

However, although the system is gone, the APP is still there, so every time the friends are diligently rushing to draft, Gu Shanna will receive a reminder of "Look at other people's hand speed, and then look at yourself, don't hurry up and write" push.

With Gushanna's urination, she usually clears the contents of the notification bar with one click, just as if she didn't see it.

However, the Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance is very scheming. The system resigned, but Gu Shanna's mission is still going on. After she ignored the dare to push the manuscript twice, the APP directly released a new mission.

The mission of the restaurant is to stabilize the daily average reputation value at [-] within two years and become the top [-] restaurants in Gotham.

The task of filling the hole is to complete at least ten old articles, each of which should not be less than 15 words.

The hero collection task is relatively free. It only says to collect another [-] superheroes, but there is no requirement that the friendship with each superhero must reach the full value.

As soon as Gu Shanna received the task, she received an invitation to cooperate with a publishing house. The strange thing is that it was a Gotham publishing house, and the content of the cooperation was to publish her Chinese fan works.

Gusanna always felt that something was wrong, so she didn't agree. She just said that she was traveling abroad and had to think about it for a while, and then discuss it in detail when she returned to Gotham.

Even if Gusanna did not agree, the attitude of the other party was very good from the beginning to the end, and he wished her and Dick a pleasant journey. Gusanna has always been big-hearted, so she didn't think too deeply.

Because the soya-bean milk hot pot restaurant is located near a scenic spot where the rent is more expensive, the interior arrangement is relatively compact, and the dining table is also small. The bottom of the pot occupies two-thirds of the place, and a [-]-inch computer cannot fit there.

Even if the conditions were so poor, Comrade Mustard Sauce still did not stop his enthusiasm for typing. After asking the waiter for the password of the W-iFi, he set up the iPad, connected the Bluetooth keyboard, and started typing.

Infected by her diligence, Gushanna also took out her mobile phone and changed a few outlines, then sat across from her in a daze, wanting to stay at home with poor Dick.

As long as she thinks of Dick wrapping around her like a puppy on the day she left home, with his soft hair rubbing against her neck, the pitiful little appearance, Gusanna will be very distressed.

Gushanna knows very well that she is an emotional scumbag. Although she can write super romantic scenes in the article (such as blowing up the sky full of planets as fireworks to please her girlfriend), in real life, But it is invincible slowness.

Sometimes Gusanna wondered how patient Dick was, so that he could adjust his tactics and continue to work hard when he was ignored by her again and again, and even the presence of food was stronger than him.

Gusanna asked herself, if she and Dick had switched identities at the beginning, it is estimated that after two times, she couldn't help but press the other party against the wall and confess her love, or just give up.

When they were in Gotham, they had to catch up with the progress of the mission, and there were only a handful of opportunities for the two of them to date alone. At first, they thought they could make up for it in Nanyi, but they didn't expect Dick to become a gangster, and she even ran out to accompany her gay friend.

Thinking about it this way, Gushanna's guilt towards Dick became even more rampant, and she wished she could rush home to kiss and hug him now... It's fine to lift it high, unless Dick is turned into a blueberry, so she can lift it up.

After writing a thousand words, Mustard Sauce wanted to rest for a while, and then saw the gay friend on the opposite side looking tender-hearted, and giggling as he stared at the tumbling white soup base.

"May I ask if you are lovesick?" Mustard asked while doing finger exercises, "I can vaguely smell the smell of dog food."

Gu Shanna sighed, and put his chin on his hands instead: "Tell me, how can I transfer the bloody but romantic talent in the article to real life?"

The way she asked the question was too fantastical, and Mustard couldn't understand it for a while, but one thing is certain, this is indeed the taste of the latest dog food.

Gu Shanna explained: "When I wrote the article, it was very stalking, so the protagonists in the novel were all covered with romantic bacteria. But if it is replaced by real life, it is very emotional——"

Mustard sauce couldn't help but said: "But, the romantic bacteria in the article are all exaggerated. Are you ashamed to use the domineering president in real life? Are you ashamed to say to the girl in reality that you are so colorful? Is your long hair always touching the old man's heart?"

"..." Gu Shanna sweated, "Who would have colorful seven-meter-long hair in reality... No, that's not the point!"

"I understand, I understand!" Mustard smelled the pig's brain that had just been served, "but I don't know what to do, if I knew what to do, I wouldn't be single until now—baby, their family The pig's brain is very fresh, look how bright the color is, and the groove is very deep!"

Gushanna: "..."

No wonder the outsiders always ridicule that the authors of the Green Haw fandom site are all weak chickens talking on paper. After a brick is photographed, nine out of ten have never been in a relationship, and the remaining one is still unrequited love.

Seeing that the friend started to popularize science on how to choose fresh pig brains at the next table, Gu Shanna decided to give up discussing relationship issues with her, and then joined the topic of how to judge whether the ingredients are fresh.

Ding!

At this time, the [Poverty Alleviation Alliance] APP sent another message to Gushanna——

[Today's myth: Successor of socialism, how did you get out of the order? 】

When Gushanna saw this news, the system's sand sculpture accent automatically sounded in her head, and she had a way, the system's voice was too brainwashing.

Gu Shanna stared at the phone screen for a few seconds, then calmly slid out the notification bar, and cleared the latest push messages with one click.

[Poverty Alleviation Alliance] APP immediately pushed another message: [QAQ]

Gushanna: "..."

The Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance is really the same sand sculpture from top to bottom, okay, as long as you are happy.

Although the storefront of this soybean milk hot pot restaurant is small, the taste is really good. You can tell that the soup base is ground with high-quality beans. Because the ingredients are fresh, everything tastes very sweet.

Gusanna quietly wrote down the address of the restaurant, planning to bring Dick to eat next time.

In fact, this simple dish can be made at home by Gushanna, and the quality of the ingredients provided by the poverty alleviation system is even better. She just wants to bring Dick out. The atmosphere is different between eating at home and eating outside. .

"I smell the new dog food again." Mustard sauce sighed while drinking the sour plum soup to relieve the heat, "As soon as I saw your eyes, I knew that you were memorizing the address of the restaurant and that you were going to bring your boyfriend to eat next time. "

Gushanna gave her a thumbs up and gave her a thumbs up: "Professional!"

Mustard also gave himself a thumbs up and gave himself a thumbs up: "In the future, if I can't write anymore, I will go to a dog food company to be a dog food taster."

Gushanna was thinking hahaha when she received a call from Dick.

At first, Gushanna thought that Dick was unlucky and lost only his pants, so he called for help.

As soon as the call was connected, Dick snapped, "Ken and Bart are back."

Gushanna was overjoyed at first: "Black Wing...is it solved? Can we go back to Brother...?"

Since the friend is still sitting across from her, and she is a die-hard fan of Batman, it is difficult for Gu Shanna to mention her full name.

Dick's tone sounded a bit confused: "The solution is the solution, probably Ken used some kind of big move, but the two of them are covered in blood, I always have bad associations."

Every time Dick said something, Gushanna's heart skipped a beat. After a sentence, Gushanna's mood was like riding a roller coaster, which was called a mountain road with eighteen bends, with endless ups and downs.

"However, I think that means that no one in that plane will remember the supernatural beings." Dick said, "And they are in a good mood. Ken has already showered and changed clothes, and is ready to play mahjong with us .”

Gushanna: "..."

Gushanna felt that she was so excited just now, and that it might really come true for the Bat Family to play mahjong during the holidays.

The author has something to say: Dick: Whoa, whoops!

Jason: Are you squawking and fooling around?

Rice: Damn impossible!Come again and come again!

Tim: Dad, you can do two laps for me, I can't stand the loss QAQ

Hey, the last few chapters~

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