[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

[A mysterious building in downtown Gotham]

An 80-gram bag of Chongqing strange-flavored soybeans lay quietly on the food delivery trolley. It looked ordinary in packaging and appearance. Because the plastic bag was well sealed, it could not smell whether it was good or not.

Ding!

The elevator door opened, and the mediocre-looking delivery man pushed the trolley all the way to the door of the designated room, and rang the doorbell.

Immediately, light footsteps sounded from inside the door. While waiting for the door to open, the strange-smelling peas in yellow and white plastic bags had a concise and low-pitched discussion.

"I have only one question now: Although the packaging is rough, the seal is really tight. How will we get out later?"

"In theory, my portal can take us to any theoretically feasible place, and it should also include sending us out of the bag... right?"

"Baby, your confused and unconfident tone makes me tremble!"

"Isn't it? Little sister, show your confidence and courage that you usually face up to your father!"

"The life of the whole bag of strange-flavored peas is in your hands!"

"I'll try my best."

"The battle is imminent, everyone must calm down."

"It doesn't matter, if there is a problem with the packaging later, we have no time to escape, and we are eaten by Nygma, we will come back to beat Dick in the next life. If there is a problem with the portal later, we can't get out, causing the mission to fail, we will go to the next life Hit Dick again."

"Why do you want to talk about two next lives, can you not tell horror stories in broad daylight?"

"??? If there is a problem with the portal, shouldn't Lei be the one who should be beaten... Raven??? I am wronged!"

"Wake up, boy, the world-class master of disguise who turned us into Chongqing Weird Hudou is your dear girlfriend! Of course you have to take full responsibility."

"........."

"Otherwise? Do you want us to settle accounts with the proprietress? Then we won't have discounts and free desserts when we eat in the restaurant."

"Hey, scumbag!"

"........."

There was a soft click of the latch, and the door of the room opened in response, and the face of [Riddler] Edward Nygma appeared above the food delivery cart, and the conversation between the strange-smelling peas ended instantly.

Delivery person: "Hi sir, here is your meal, please sign for it."

"I didn't order food, did you send it wrong—hey, what is this?" Nygma looked down and picked up the bag of strange-flavored soybeans, "The packaging is weird, is it dog food?"

As he spoke, he shook the strange-flavored soybeans in his hand. The beans collided with each other and rubbed against the packaging bag, making a rattling sound.

Strange-smelling peas in the bag: Fuck you big brother, don’t shake around, XXX’s legs/arms/heads are kicking my ass/face/teeth!

The food delivery staff said politely: "Sir, this is an appetizer snack ordered for you by a kind gourmet who does not want to be named."

Nygma frowned and said: "What kind of gourmet, I don't know any gourmet, you must have sent the wrong one."

The food delivery man didn't speak, and left silently pushing the food delivery trolley.

In the past, Nygma would definitely keep people behind for such abnormal things and interrogate them.However, he was too curious about the weird food in his hand now, so he didn't pay attention to the whereabouts of the delivery man, anyway, it was just a piece of scum with a fighting power of [-].

Nygma closed the door behind his back, tearing open the bag curiously, and carefully glanced into the bag, and what came into view was a pile of beans that looked like dog food.Although the pile of beans looked ordinary, they smelled good. There was a wonderful fragrance with a little bit of sweetness and a little bit of numbing in the spicy.

This is definitely not dog food. Thinking of the smell of cheap beef bones and flour, Nygma wanted to vomit.

Curiosity grew stronger, Nygma tore the bag bigger, and the scent became more intense. For some reason, this smell was really special, and it seduced his appetite full of coquettishness.

Unexpectedly, Nygma swallowed, and reached out to grab the strange-smelling soybeans closest to him——

"Hey, where are you going to catch the salty pig's hand?!"

Boom!

Bang!

After [-] seconds, the well-known Gotham villain [Riddler] rolled his eyes and lay on his back on the floor with a big swollen lump on his forehead. The bag of snacks in his hand also fell on the ground, and the smell of peas was scattered on the ground. Everywhere.

Immediately there was a wailing sound in the house.

"Ahhh, I hit my head!"

"My tooth looks like it's going to fall out."

"Oh my god, my old waist!" Strange Hudou Wally pulled the edge of the carpet and got up, "Why every time I was turned into food by the boss lady, I didn't end well."

迪克：“因为你成天盘算着要怎么揍她亲爱的男朋友，世上果然只有女朋友好，又爱上了。不对，是更爱了。”

All the strange-smelling soybeans on the scene: "Whoa! You are no longer our tall, mighty, mighty and invincible boss, you are now a strange-smelling soybean that exudes the sour smell of love!"

"Even if it's a strange-flavored pea, I still have a girlfriend." Dick's indifferent tone revealed the embarrassment of a single dog. It's a single dog in the bean."

"..." Wally was heartbroken, "My buddy, I advise you to be kind. I spend a lot more time with the proprietress than you, so be careful of what I'm going to sue you for."

Dick chuckled, and while instructing Rachel to send Nigma back to Arkham Asylum, he threw out a sentence that choked a single dog to death: "Dude, have you heard of pillow wind? The power is probably an ordinary employee. Sue it... Tens of millions of times!"

In order to make friends faster and better, Dick deliberately bit down on the word "ordinary", revealing his black-bellied nature.

Wally: "..."

I'm sorry, I was wrong, I tried to challenge Dick in vain. Dog abuse is not worth life. Love is always beautiful. Very difficult to mess with. Grayson, I really have no desire to survive.

Other strange-flavored beans at the scene: "Hahahahahaha!"

It's really a simple and beautiful mysterious mission with ten stars in the danger index. Please give us a dozen of such procedures, thank you!

When Gushanna returned to the restaurant, the fanatical book fans had already been persuaded away, and the diners were all dining quietly, with a peaceful atmosphere.

Peter was wearing Captain America's costume and was serving several tables of guests. Li Han walked around the restaurant with a small notebook as usual, asking the customers who had finished their meals whether they were satisfied with their service, or whether they were satisfied with the restaurant. What better suggestion.

Since joining the job for several months, Li Han has been insisting on this seemingly simple and boring task, which may be considered cheap in the eyes of some merchants.

But it turns out that it is precisely because Li Han puts customer experience first and is always ready to check for gaps and improve service quality, so [Superhero Theme Restaurant]'s ratings on various food rating websites continue to rise.

Gushanna searched around, but couldn't find Lorna, thinking that she might be going to arrange tasks for the little mutants.She was secretly enjoying how important it is to have a group of capable subordinates, when she suddenly heard the sound of clacking and typing on the keyboard from the office at the end of the corridor.

Gushanna glanced at the phone in confusion. At this point in time, everyone should be at their own posts. Who would use a computer in the office?Could it be that Dick's mission has been completed?

Suspicious, Gushanna walked quickly to the office, and immediately heard the following conversation——

"Red scarf? It's a good name, does it have a strong Chinese style!"

"The name reminds me of Thunderbird Red Collar, my favorite bedtime story as a kid."

""Thunderbird Red Collar" is a little sad, your aesthetics is really different from others since you were a child!"

"Don't make noise, just do business! Come and help me find out what this Humorous Lei Feng means."

"Probably some amazing code name!"

"Then I'll be called Huo Lei Feng! Is there anyone else who hasn't chosen a code name?"

"I've chosen, I'll call it the Young Pioneers!"

Gushanna: "??????"

……

Gushanna listened at the door for a while, and the more she listened, the more something went wrong, so she simply opened the door and went in.

The group of cute little mutants were all clustered in front of the computer desk. When they saw her, they immediately sat upright, extremely well-behaved, like first-year elementary school students entering school on the first day.

Gushanna had a particularly bad premonition: "What are you doing?"

The little mutants spoke in unison, dragging their voices: "Lorna asked each of us to choose a code name with a Chinese style."

Gushanna: "I have many reasons to ask, please explain why you choose the code name first."

The little mutants: "Lorna said this is our exclusive code name in Gotham. She doesn't care what it's called in other places, but as long as you enter Gotham, you can only use this name to go out and do good things."

Guzanne: "Doing good?"

The little mutants: "Lorna said, we are here to work hard to earn a little money for the restaurant. We must not do things in Gotham and embarrass the proprietress. But since we are talented, we must use our abilities to help the restaurant as much as we can." Open up more customers with the proprietress and earn more small money."

Gushanna: "???"

What the hell?

Gushanna waited for a long time, and just when she was relieved, she suddenly felt that someone stuffed a piece of paper into her hand.

Gu Shanna was confused: "What is this?"

Little Mutants: “[Superhero Theme Restaurant] The time schedule for mutant staff to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds.”

The ominous premonition came true, and the woman's sixth sense was indeed incredible.

Gu Shanna glanced at the content on the paper, and couldn't help but blacken her eyes: "..."

Gushanna clearly remembered that half an hour ago, what he told Lorna was to let her take these children out to do things when she was free, and strive to make her debut as soon as possible and become famous all over the world.

Even though she didn't directly say the word "do something", Gushanna felt that her words were not very euphemistic, and it had nothing to do with doing good things.

If you learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, you will not be able to get out of the world. At most, you will add some ordinary points to the ideological and moral courses at the end of the semester, and the probability of being selected as a three-excellent student in the city will be higher.

But the task assigned by the system is not for Gu Shanna to collect more than [-] good students from Gotham within three months, what she wants to collect is superheroes!

The kind of superhero who can face up to the villain!

The kind of superhero who has a name in both black and white!

The kind of superhero who has a row in the Green Haw fandom!

The kind of superhero who can make a super villain tremble for ten seconds even if he doesn't get scared when he hears the code name!

If these children can't make their debut, the system won't recognize them as superheroes, she won't be able to collect new superheroes, her heroic mission attack chapter will burp, and her cute friends will be sent to Mining coal in a place where the birds don't shit for three months.

God damn it!

Day a dog!

What the hell!

Is it still too late to sign up for "Famous Teachers Teach You Communication Skills"? !

Gushanna received [-] points of damage, and she looked normal on the surface, but her little soul was almost unable to breathe.

Of course, the system would not let go of such a good opportunity, and came out at the speed of light to gloat: [Successor of socialism, take a deep breath!Take a deep breath!Take a deep breath!At such a critical moment, you can't be a dog! PS: Parallel sentences can really enhance the momentum. 】

Gushanna: I'm afraid you don't know the value of life.JPG

Gushanna tried to understand for a while, but she still couldn't understand Lorna's brain circuit, and said in a very broken way: "No... what I said is... oops!"

The little mutants thought she was worried, so they said forcefully, "Madam boss, don't worry, we will never let you down! We have already arranged a shift, whoever is free will go out to do good deeds, and do good deeds without leaving a name. Just leave the address and order number of the [Superhero Theme Restaurant]!"

Most of these employees are young and strong boys. This roar shook the floor, ceiling and windows of the restaurant, and Gushanna also trembled, but not by the sound, but by what they said Here comes Ray.

After the little mutants issued the military order, they filed out, and those who fell behind even kindly helped Gu Shanna into the office, which was well received by the teammates.

Scattered footsteps sounded in the corridor, and while familiarizing themselves with the new Chinese-style code names of their teammates, the mutant staff returned to their respective posts by referring to the worksheets that had just been released.

For the first time in her life, Gushana had doubts about her ability to express herself. She stood pale against the door frame for a while, then staggered and fell down on the sofa used to receive customers.

[Successors of socialism, don't be Fang!Although your plan for the attack on the hero mission fell through, but the restaurant's reputation is about to open again, are you happy? 】

Gusanna's little soul silently shed lasagna tears: "Ha...ha...ha...so...happy...heart..."

If she finds a chance, she must ask Lorna what she said wrong, so that she can come to the magical conclusion that "we are here in Gotham to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds".

Throughout the day, Gusanna was in a very low mood, but Dick called to report the progress of the task, but he had to go to Arkham Asylum temporarily, and it was estimated that he would not be back until evening.

Although Dick was gentle and considerate, Gushanna couldn't complain to her boyfriend all the time, but she still acted sweetly on the phone without showing any negative energy.

Gushanna: "Is it so urgent? I don't even have time for me to transform you back into human form. Would it be inconvenient to just go like this?"

Dick: "It doesn't matter, anyway, everyone has adapted to the life of strange-flavored peas."

Gushanna: "Then be careful on the road, I made delicious food and wait for you to come back."

Dick: "Wow!"

As soon as the word "Da" landed, there was a burst of disgusted boos from the receiver. It must be the Titans who choked on dog food.

Dick was very helpless: "My dear, they are jealous."

Gu Shanna: "It's a pity that Valentine's Day has passed, otherwise I will definitely prepare a single dog menu for them."

Titan's single dogs: "..."

Wally with the most injuries: "Hehe, Matthew is right, you two are a goddamn couple."

After hanging up the phone, Gu Shanna wanted to be idle, so she took her wallet and prepared to go to the Chinese supermarket.

[Fresh Food Delivery for Poverty Alleviation] After the ingredients became more and more abundant, Gushanna hadn’t gone to the supermarket for a while, but the boss and employees still remembered her, and told Gushanna that a new batch of ingredients from Huaxia Airlift had arrived in the store. She can go over and see if it's useful.

Gu Shanna thanked the boss, pushed the cart, and went around the shelves with ease. When passing by the dry goods area, she saw a label with dried cowpeas, so she stopped to search.

Dried cowpea is a good thing. It is suitable for both braised and stir-fried, especially when braised with braised pork. It is full of rich gravy and has a fragrance of beans. It is not a dream to eat three bowls of rice.

There were only three bundles of dried cowpeas on the shelf, and Gushanna took them all at once, and was about to push the trolley to continue shopping when a beautiful woman with red hair suddenly walked up to her.

At first, Gushanna didn't take it seriously, and moved the car a little to the side, trying to let the other party pass, until the system yelled.

【Walking is the famous agent Natasha Romanov!Successors of socialism, don't be shy, go ahead! 】

The news was so explosive that Gushanna was still in a daze, but the red-haired woman stopped in front of her, smiled and stretched out her hand and said, "Excuse me, is this Miss Gushanna? Hello, my name is Xiaona, and I am one of your ordinary readers."

Natasha's voice is hoarse and sexy, and she is extremely attractive, and she can become pregnant after listening to it, which matches her excellent appearance quite well.

Gusanna moved her gaze stiffly, looking at the clean hands in mid-air, roaring in her heart: No! ! !You are not! ! !You are [Black Widow]! ! !My Goddess! ! !

Suddenly, Gushanna could understand why every text message sent by Kate was full of roars. When you talk to the living goddess, there is no way to suppress the surging excitement!

Natasha Romanov, one of her favorite female superheroes, is standing right in front of her right now, looking at you with a sincere smile on her face. What a dream of chasing stars!

[Successors of socialism, calm down!Your heartbeat is crazily accelerating, I am afraid that if you continue to jump like this, you will be able to rely on your heartbeat to generate electricity, use your arms as wings, and fly directly into the sky! 】

Gushanna couldn't calm down at all. Looking at Natasha's beautiful and aggressive face, feeling the aura of Goddess Super A, she suddenly felt an urge to bend.

Gushanna: I can say three words, the concubine is tired of talking.JPG

[Successors of socialism, don't be impulsive!You think about Detective Grayson who is waiting for you to go back home to bring him supper, think about his handsome and melancholy face, do you have the heart to slag him? 】

Hearing Dick's name, Gushanna calmed down for a second.

The married Gushanna stretched out her hand, took Natasha's hand, shook it twice, and said calmly, "Hi, thank you very much for liking my article."

Natasha: "You're welcome, when will you update?"

"..." Gushanna has been urged by many people to update recently. Hearing the word "update", he gets a headache. "A new column is already being written, and it is estimated that you will be able to see it next week."

Goddess, did you come all the way from New York just to urge me to write an update?

Natasha frowned, and her attack value, which was already off the chart, increased by 200%. Gushanna's legs softened, and she knelt down numbly.

Natasha: "???"

The system couldn't take it anymore: [Successor of socialism, a man has gold under his knees, why are you kneeling?Kneel and stand up! 】

While Gushanna was blasting the system in her heart, she stood up with the help of the shelf next to her, and she tried to hide it: "I'm sorry, I haven't taken calcium tablets properly during this period, maybe my bones are a little loose."

Natasha: "..."

At this time, the system happily reminded that because the dialogue with Natasha exceeded five sentences, [Black Widow] has been successfully collected.

Gushanna racked her brains to talk to the goddess: "Female... well, you are also here to visit the supermarket?"

"Yes!" Natasha naturally took a pack of dried abalone from the shelf, and threw it into her basket, "I didn't expect to meet you here, what a coincidence!"

【No!Which agent have you ever seen wandering in the supermarket in broad daylight and bought a pack of dried abalone?Successor of socialism, this is the pinnacle of your life! 】

CUSANNA: Shut up!

At this time, Natasha suddenly took out a heavy package from the cross-basket. She didn't ask Gushanna if she wanted it, and threw it directly into her cart.

Gushanna: "???"

Natasha: "Actually, I'm not only your ordinary reader, I'm also an ordinary fan of superheroes, and occasionally I can be a station sister when I have time. These are the second-hand dealers I found... No, these are the superheroes I collected and sorted out myself. Hero-related gossip. You can see what can be used, and next time it can be used as material and written into the wedge part of the article."

Gushanna: "..."

After saying this, Natasha smiled politely at her again, then turned around and left, her chic back profoundly expressed the great philosophical thought of "flick off the clothes after the matter, hide the merit and fame deeply".

[Successors of socialism, please correct my previous point of view.In order to catch up with your updates, the goddess personally betrayed the gossip of her teammates, this is the pinnacle of life! 】

Gushanna: "Don't talk, I want to be quiet. Don't look at my calm appearance, in fact, the core processor is overloaded and is about to explode!"

The author has something to say: Lorna: It is my honor to share the worries of the proprietress!

Shanna: Nope! ! !You all come back to do things! ! !