[Zhongyingmei] If life fails you

Chapter 84 Can the toilet be repaired for nothing?

According to the plot of the movie...the most direct way to destroy the spaceship is to destroy the engine.

Just looking at this small utility room, she can say bluntly... there is basically nothing she knows except the door :)

Judging by the expressions of the three younger brothers who are more confused than her, just looking at the utility room can tell that their road to finding the engine is doomed to be bumpy.

"Are these ship parts, brother? What are we going to do?"

Good question, how would she know what to do?

She really didn't think of anything other than "done it" before coming here :)

She complained in her heart, but on the surface she was calm and relaxed. Jie Qian looked confident: "You follow me, don't talk, we have to find the position of the engine first."

Jie Qian explained clearly what to pay attention to, and repeatedly told the three scammers to be careful. She dared not say that she could take them back safely if any accident happened here.

They opened the door of the utility room, and the light from outside made people feel a little uncomfortable. After getting used to the brightness, several people opened their eyes wide. When they looked at the door again, it seemed that it was not an ordinary door. It's the gateway to sci-fi movies.

Sci-fi movies.

The whole outside is a steel structure with a sense of technology. Maybe it is not steel, but what kind of shape material should be. In short, it is the kind of high-tech feeling that boys will like at a glance.

The interior of the entire spacecraft is in gray-black and silver-white metallic tones, which looks advanced and cool.

Occasionally, there were Apocalypse soldiers passing by on patrol. Jessie and the others imitated each other's gestures, raised their left hands slightly and tapped on their right shoulders to say hello.

What's even more rare is that the aesthetics are not bad at the same time, at least compared with Mr. Stark's building, the aesthetics of these aliens is much better.

#Although I am very embarrassed, but she really thinks the Avengers Building is ugly. #

"What are you guys doing?"

They were still stopped.

Thanks to the common language of the universe, English, these aliens can understand what they say.

Jessie casually pointed in the direction of the fork in the road ahead: "We heard that there is something wrong with the spaceship, so we plan to go and have a look."

"Fault? Over there is the dormitory area. What fault can there be?"

Jessie: "..."

It's really unfortunate, luck is a bit out of luck, following the direction of the finger is the least problematic place.

On the bright side, at least they now know where the dorms are :)

The little brother James was very witty, without thinking, he blurted out an explanation: "Someone reported that the toilet in the dormitory was broken."

It's the toilet again.

Brother, what kind of obsession do you have with toilets?

Jessie couldn't say a word, so she had to smile on the surface, expressing her agreement sincerely: "Yes, it's the toilet, it's a small problem."

The quartet of toilet repairmen manage to escape unharmed.

They can only really go to the dormitory before they are out of the sight of the patrolling soldiers.

But before he could reach the dormitory, a dry-looking Apocalypse suddenly grabbed Jessie's arm.

"I heard that you are here to repair the toilet? It just so happens that the sink in my house is broken, and I haven't had time to report it to the police. Since you are passing by, please help me fix it."

He stood at the door of the room rubbing his hands with a look of embarrassment.

Jessie: "..."

He cast a faint death gaze towards James.

Repair the toilet?This is what you said, come on, big brother!

The first stop of the alien spaceship is the utility room, and the second stop is the alien toilet.What a wonderful experience :)

"We will fix it for you. In fact, he is the one who is particularly good at fixing toilets here."

Jess pushed James to the front with a "he's a professional toilet fixer" expression.

"Okay, thank you."

He led the four of them into the house, saying that the house was actually as small as a train carriage, but fortunately the environment was okay, it was clean, and there was an extra small toilet.

The toilet is so small that four people can't stand there.

James counted as one, and the other two younger brothers Qiqi pushed back a step, looked at Jie Qian eagerly, and said "Brother, you have good skills, hurry up!"

#Wait what do you mean? ! #

#Is there any brother who asked the boss to repair the toilet? #

"You still want Master to give you a demonstration? You have followed me for a while, and it's time to practice it yourself. Come on, I will leave this to you today. I don't think this is a very difficult problem."

The master, Jie Qian, smiled faintly, showing the eloquence skill max's coquettish operation, and the two younger brothers who were trying to hide behind were pushed into the toilet.

Give you a hand, thanks :)

"Want to come to my place? Take a break, I heard that the maintenance team is very busy."

The dry and thin Apocalypse asked Jiessie if he wanted to sit at the only wooden table in his room. His attitude was very friendly, at least not the same as the Apocalypse that Jie Qian knew.

She didn't let down her vigilance: "It's okay, I'm busy occasionally, and it will be better after I have apprentices. In fact, I think it's the combatants who work the hardest."

The little Apocalypse shrugged and agreed with Jie Qian's words: "I also think that when I watch the night, I often see those soldiers stepping up their training. It is said that they are preparing for the attack on our destination this time—the Earth."

It turned out that he was a watchman, and his skinny appearance really didn't look like a combatant.

"But to be honest, I heard that people on Earth don't have much fighting power at all. I don't think there is any need to prepare anything special." He curled his lips and changed to a more comfortable sitting position, looking like he planned to chat with Jessie for a while.

"I've heard about it too." Jessie cautiously echoed with less talk and less mistakes.

"Who made His Majesty attach great importance to that planet? It is said that the nosy Kryptonian orphan lived there last time."

His Majesty?Darkseid?

Jessie pretended to be indifferent: "Just because of a lost dog living on Earth? His Majesty must have valued that guy too much. But since His Majesty values ​​us people, it is necessary to take down the Earth and tie up that Kryptonian to hand over to him." His Majesty."

The more she spoke, the more excited she became, and at the end she burst into tears and muttered in a low voice, "I wish I were a combatant."

Fully expressed their loyalty to their majesty as an apocalypse fan.

Acting max!

Even she herself almost believed her own nonsense.

Of course the skinny Apocalypse believed it too.He seemed to hesitate for a moment. Looking at Jie Qian's brainless look, a trace of unknown emotion flashed in his eyes, but it was well covered up, and Jie Qian didn't notice it for a while.

His good brothers patted Jie Qian on the shoulder with compassion and laughed loudly: "Don't think about it, combatants and non-combatants are divided by physique, if you want to blame it, you yourself didn't grow well in the womb. .”

Don't look at the skinny one, his voice is quite rough when he laughs.

In the womb?Who knows who my mother is.

Jessie smiled awkwardly but politely, not knowing how to answer.

"boom!"

The sound of metal breaking or heavy objects falling to the ground suddenly came from the toilet, followed by a few short exclamations and then inexplicable laughter. Jessie's face changed on the spot.

What the hell!

Brother, you are not my little brother, you are all my brother!

I don't expect you to be able to fix the bathroom. You can mess around and say it's more difficult to fix. Who told you to mess around and cause secondary damage?

And... what are you laughing at?

"I'll go and have a look, that...their skills are not very proficient, please rest assured, it should still be in your bathroom."

Jessie showed a professional smile, which seemed to have a soothing effect, calming down the Apocalypse who was originally worried and wanted to see what was going on in his bathroom.

Jie Qian calmly got up and walked to the bathroom with steps that seemed to be in no hurry, but when she was about to fly, her heart was basically full of MMP's mosaics.

Babies, Dad is very disappointed in you!

As soon as she opened the bathroom door, Jessie was almost stunned by the situation inside.

After reinstalling the pool, James tentatively opened the water pipe, and the water inlet that had been blocked was now particularly unobstructed.

Very smooth!

That's great, my little brother, change your career to do maintenance!

The three younger brothers were crowded in the small bathroom, the disguised alien face was covered with a mess of dust, one on the left and one on the right, seeing her come in, three big white teeth brushed in front of her , Jessie was distracted by being shaken.

She closed the door expressionlessly, and shut the three men who laughed like idiots inside the door.

#I don't know them. #

"Don't worry, it's nothing serious. The bathroom has been repaired for you. If you think our level is not bad, remember to give us a five-star praise."

Oh no, the last sentence was a slip of the tongue :)

Jie Qian covered her face, her professional smile couldn't hold back any longer, she opened the door of the bathroom, and dragged all the younger brothers out, intending to escape.

Unexpectedly, the Apocalypse star also laughed, and then stopped at the door.

"Tell me, who are you?"

He stood there with his arms folded, looking at Jie Qian and the others with a sneer.

"We're from the maintenance department." Jie Qian blinked but didn't do anything immediately. She really didn't expect to reveal her truth so easily. She has always been "peace-loving" and would not do anything when she could talk.

"Maintenance Department? Heh, Darkseid doesn't have the habit of telling his soldiers why he sent troops to attack a planet, and the Kryptonian's story is not something that you, a repairman, can know. Do you want to continue making up?"

He seemed confident, looked at Jie Qian with a sneer, and folded his arms confidently.

Jessie was really nervous before hearing this, but now...

"puff!"

Not only Jessie, even the younger brothers realized the problem and stopped laughing.

#This alien brother is a bit funny. #

#This alien's IQ is not good. #

"What are you laughing at?"

Jessie: "...Isn't the repairman able to know this news, or is it the updater who can know this news?"

In other words, we are equal, friends!I am not an Apocalypse, and neither are you!

The smile on the corner of the big brother's mouth that blocked the door gradually froze.

Give up struggling :)

"...Although I don't know who you are, I think we should have the same goal. My home planet was destroyed by the Apocalypse Stars. After that, I have been lurking here for a while, but I have never Do you have any plans if you find a chance to do it?"

"There is a plan. Since you have been working on the watch during this time, you should know the structure of the spaceship?" Jessie's eyes lit up.

"clear."

"That's all right! We'll do it tonight."

The skinny elder brother noticed a strange light flashing in this buddy's eyes, and suddenly had a bad feeling: "Wait! Tell me about your plan first."

Jessie showed her white teeth: "It's very simple, dismantle the spaceship. We only brought maintenance tools with us this time."

Fuck!Is this your plan?To put it bluntly, people believe everything that comes to mind in a dream in the middle of the night.

pill!Encountered four evil pens!

Jessie seemed to know he wanted to quit, but how could she agree to waste such a good resource?

"Let me ask you, how do you know that we are not from the maintenance department?"

"From the beginning."

"Then you still ask us to fix the toilet?!" Jessie's face darkened, in other words they were tricked by this big brother!

"I thought maybe you would? How dare you pretend to be a repairman and you can't do it at all?"

He has never seen anyone whose disguised identity is completely out of touch with himself, and he doesn't know how to disguise himself at all. ——Today is a long experience.

"I don't care, give me a reason not to beat you."

She took a few steps forward and tapped on the doorknob, and then the doorknob bent... bent!

The big brother who was standing next to the doorknob swallowed hard: "I will join you."

well.

Jie Qian nodded in satisfaction, and then gave a few younger brothers a look.

I'm glad you joined, but that's no reason not to beat you up :)

Can the toilet be repaired in vain?Beat you!

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