[Zhongyingmei] If life fails you

Batman deliberately gave Superman a little trouble.I talked about the precautions one, two, three, four, five, and by the way, pay more attention to the lady's usual behavior.

Superman nodded again and again, acting cutely.jpg.

"You repeat the precautions I just said, and what I want you to test."

Batman's face was dark, he felt that his behavior was like a dean who was taking an exam for elementary school students!

"……Eh?"

Superman straightened his face and responded with a blank stare.

Batman: "..."

So I was playing the piano to the cow just now, right?

Out of sight, out of mind, Batman drives out Superman, who is eager to see his compatriots.

Superman disappeared almost immediately, looking even more anxious than going to see Louise.

It's also strange, Superman's IQ is still very online when he is not with Batman, but as long as Batman is around, he seems to completely let go and give all his IQ to Batman.

The other heroes who saw this scene held back their laughter. This was the first time they saw Batman deflated.

Superman pills!

The Flash secretly sympathized with Superman for a second, and then happily watched the show.

#another superman?The emergence of superwoman. #

#Superman's family again?benevolent or malicious. #

On the second day after Jessie picked up the plane in public, she appeared in the newspaper with a relatively clear profile photo of her.

pill!I can't get out.

I don't know which bastard exposed the hotel where she was temporarily staying. Looking down from the balcony window, you can see a dense group of reporters blocking the door. Fortunately, the hotel is more reliable, and they are blocked from entering.

What is the name of this hotel?

The big "Luther" on the side sign seems to be enlarged and enlarged in front of the eyes.

Well, she took back what she just said was reliable.

There was a knock at the door.

With a heartbeat, she opened the door.

A tall young reporter stood at the door, wearing black-rimmed glasses to block his overly perfect face, a slight hunchback would make him unrecognizable when buried in the crowd.

He holds a tape recorder and a sheet of paper full of questions in his hand.

Jessie: "..."

So he intends to communicate with her and get the first-hand press release, right?

As soon as she opened the door, the other party came in nimbly, looked around, and then quickly closed the door.

Looks like sneaking into her room to do something bad.

"Hello Kate, I'm Clark Kent, and I'm here to help you adapt to the Earth's environment."

Clark didn't mean to hide anything, not to mention that this pair of glasses is confident that it can fool most people on Earth, but it can't fool Kryptonians.

"You seem to be no stranger to Kryptonian physique mutations under the yellow sun?"

"The Karan galaxy is also a yellow sun, but the gravity and the hardness of some metals over there are not the same as here."

The little girl glanced left and right, her expression dodged, as if she had done something wrong.

Finally, she looked at all kinds of "garbage" that she swept to the corner and piled up in a pile, including the bedside table that was broken into pieces of wood, the bed board that she simply dismantled after the collapse, and the desk lamp that was accidentally destroyed after getting up this morning , the corner of the marble table that was broken off in the bathroom...

Following her gaze, Clark twitched the corners of his mouth.

This destructive power is also possible.

Looking back, he found that the little girl's eyes were still glued to the pile of things and he couldn't take them back.

"I've spent almost all the money I got from that organization to buy air tickets and rooms, and now I may...can't afford it. QAQ"

Yes, until now, when she got here, she realized that she didn't bring enough money.

And because she was afraid that Moriarty would find out something, she had to stop contacting the Longevity Society, so now she is a veritable pauper.

Okay, no money, understandable.

—but why live in the Presidential Suite at the Luther Hotel if you don't have the money? !

Clark suddenly found that he didn't quite understand the brain circuit of his compatriot.

For a while, the two looked at each other speechlessly, awkwardly silent, forgive Clark, he really couldn't say anything like "I'll lend you money".

This is the presidential suite of the Luthor Group—it probably needs to be sold to pay for it.

And he has no doubts: if he sells himself, Lex Luthor will buy :)

"Maybe I can borrow some money for you. I'll talk about it later. Now put on these glasses and come out with me. Don't worry, no one will recognize you after wearing them."

He handed over a pair of black-rimmed glasses of almost the same style.

Without the slightest hesitation, Jie Qian obediently put it on, her big brown eyes were blocked by the glasses, which made her a little more rigid.

Clark nodded in satisfaction, and frowned after looking at it twice. Kate's red coat was still too conspicuous.

"Do you have any other clothes?"

He looked at the small suitcase that was left in the corner, like a troubled brother who even cared about what his sister was wearing.

"There is another set."

The entire suitcase contained only another suit of clothing.

The silly brother slipped out of the room with his "sister", but he didn't see a surveillance camera in the corner that had been facing the room and followed them around until they went out through the back door.

Naive, this is the hotel of the Luthor Group!

I heard that there is another "Superman" and he lives in his own hotel. How could Lex Luthor, who has always been at odds with Superman, not monitor it?

——Even though he has been entangled with Superman for several years, Lex Luthor still maintains a great interest in everything related to Superman.

Before I came out, I gave thousands of warnings, and I specially emphasized not to do too much in the Luther Hotel, and Batman said everything after I came out: "..."

crooked?Lex Luthor?Our alliance sells one Superman at a low price, do you want to buy it?Take it yourself if you want.

......

Clark's initial plan for Jessie was to practice it in daily life.

The first problem is Jessie's residence in the metropolis.

It just so happened that there was another room in his apartment.

As for the remaining problems of the hotel... After Jessie's persuasion (emphasis added), Clark is not going to really borrow money from Bruce to pay for it.

Luther shouldn't mind the loss of furniture in just one room, right?

——It doesn't matter if you mind, the big deal is that Superman will take Luthor to court for a little compensation, about long-term harassment and malicious harm.

The compensation received was just enough to pay off the debt Kate owed for smashing the furniture :)

According to Jessie:

What kind of face is there to get along with Luthor, a piece of dog skin plaster?

He was too shameless before—that's why he got burned by Luthor.

Under the guidance of Jessie's wrong teachings, Superman suddenly understood something as if he realized.

——Kate is right!

But something seems wrong?

Superman looked at the smiling Jessie, and finally couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"...You go to MLM. Really, master personality, whether you fooled Iron Fist last time or Superman this time, this skill is really deep enough."

The second personality who witnessed the whole process of Superman being fooled was speechless for a long time, and finally couldn't help sighing.

#If it was the protagonist instead of her who was in Hydra, perhaps Hydra would not be Hydra long ago. #

#Perhaps the ideal of the main character to clean up the dark world and re-establish the rules has long been realized. #

Before asking the little girl to live in his apartment, Clark explained the situation to Louise and got the support of his girlfriend.

Louise really wanted to meet Clark, a compatriot who had no ill will towards the earth.

The appearance of Kate Pamela is undoubtedly very important for Clark.

In the last Zod incident, Superman chose the earth and had to kill his only remaining siblings. Louise could clearly feel his pain. Maybe this little girl of the same clan who wandered outside accidentally broke into the earth could bring him A little solace.

Very good hearing is sometimes not a good thing. Jie Qian was forced to listen to the phone porridge for half an hour, and was stuffed with dog food.

She misses Peter QAQ

Ah, two days no see, has Peter become cuter?

How about secretly texting him with a disposable phone?

Or make a phone call?

It shouldn't be discovered.

"It's not good to be lucky, calm down the master's personality, it's only been two days."

And you will not see him for at least ten days and a half months.

The little sister with second personality came out of the stunned just now, and her tone returned to her usual indifference, but Jessie could hear the hidden smile.

Indifferencejpg.

Feeling overwhelmed, has even my second personality girl abandoned me?

Clark's apartment is near the Planet Daily office building. The apartment is not big, and it is a bit crowded after being divided into two bedrooms and one living room, but the room is clean, tidy and warm. Compared with the apartments of other men who live alone, it is unbelievably clean.

At least it would be tidier than Peter's room.

"Kate, have a glass of water."

Clark poured a glass of water from a glass and placed it in front of Jessie, looking at her with encouragement and trust like a little sun.

This made Jessie unable to say no.

She leaned forward cautiously, stretched out her hand to hold the cup, and tried to hold it with a little more force, not as if she wanted to drink water but as if she was doing some chemical experiment that required precise dosage control.

Clark also held his breath subconsciously, and then...

"boom!"

The glass burst before Jess could pick it up.

"It doesn't matter, let's come again, practice more and you should be able to control it soon."

Jessie nodded. The reason she couldn't control it was to a large extent due to some muscle memory in her body.

For example, when she was a human being, how much strength she usually used to hold the cup. When using her current body, she would always find the same feeling subconsciously, so the cup broke.

That morning, the little reporter Miner finally gave up his planA after Jessie destroyed three cups, two towels, a doorknob, and a stool

In the end, he did an interview with Jessie and was going to use it as a reason for absenteeism in the morning.Then he went to work full of vicissitudes.

Jessie planned to find a way to practice in the afternoon, and strive to make a Chinese meal safely in the evening to thank Clark.

Although she still can't taste the taste, but as a former foodie, her craftsmanship is still good.

(Peter: QAQ, I haven’t even eaten the food made by Jessie. Since Jessie’s “death”, Aunt Mei’s food has become more and more terrifying.)

The kitchen is trembling: don't be surprised if I'm gone when my master Clark comes back at night, and there's only ruins left :)

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