[Zhongyingmei] If life fails you

Tony caught Mengmeng in the dentist's office.

"Tooth repair?" Tony stared at Mengmeng's neat row of fangs, with a strange expression on his face.

The tense expression on the way here was instantly broken.

After understanding the complete process, Tony didn't know what to say.

It is indeed "pleasure to get along".

Mengmeng swallowed Jie Qian, and Jie Qian broke Mengmeng's teeth.

Think about how I just rushed here at the fastest speed... The genius Tony doubted his own level for the first time, why the artificial intelligence he made, whether it is Lao Jia or Karen, has an inevitable and natural personality black.

He obviously designed it according to his own personality and different inclinations, how could this effect come out? !

It's a pity that today's Tony doesn't have any ACD numbers in mind.

Look at Mengmeng again...

Oh, this is definitely the worst alien he has ever seen, the most unlucky after arriving on Earth, and the loser way of appearing in front of him... (barely considered) the villain.

Mengmeng: Crying jpg.

"Kid, I think you need to go back to the Avengers Tower with me, and I want to ask you where Jessie is? Can you bring her back?"

The dentist watched with relish, and Harry stood by and watched the play.

Seemingly aware of Tony's vigilance, Mengmeng didn't make a sound yet, but the doctor couldn't wait to explain to him.

"Don't be like this, Mr. Stark, Mengmeng has no malicious intentions. Except that the usual recipes may be a little different, I believe he can get along with humans happily. He is different from the Kirita people who appeared before."

"The recipe is different?" Tony stood in the armor and folded his arms.

"Yes, he just prefers to eat live things." The doctor didn't seem to notice anything wrong with his words.

Harry: "..." silently looking at the sky.

Tony: "Uh huh, I prefer to eat live... just? Then do you think you are alive or dead?"

In other words, he can eat you :)

surprise?accident?happy?

"Eh??!" The doctor seemed to have just realized this, and his expression froze instantly.

"Wait, I'll spit out that little girl first."

Mengmeng's expression of about to be relieved made Tony even suspect that what he ate was not Jessie but poison.

Didn't you say cannibalism?Is Jessie so unpalatable?

Tony stroked his chin.

Mengmeng's stomach is connected to another space, and it is not easy for Mengmeng to get her out of there, but it is much better than an indigestible stone stalk in her stomach.

Although it was another space, it was finally spit out from Mengmeng's mouth full of fangs.

Thanks to the symbiote, Jess isn't drool-full.

Less than three seconds after being spit out, the little girl sat up and panted like a dead body.

Mr Stark? QAQ!

"What's it like to take a day trip in the stomach of an alien creature?"

Tony didn't like the words and taunts that his teammates liked.

"You were spit out, I just recorded the whole process, do you want to see it yourself?"

Jessie: "...Thanks, no need."

God, she needs a shower!

Mengmeng: It's much more comfortable now, Kaisen!

"Let's go, we should go back and discuss your problem, Mr. Mengmeng."

Tony pressed his veins throbbing on his forehead, and he found that the things he had given this young couple these days, mainly because of Jessie, had come to an end.

Just like Colonel Stryker two days ago, now he has not only been dismissed but also faces multiple charges.

Mengmeng: "No!"

The answer was crisp and clear, especially firm.

Tony raised an eyebrow.

Mengmeng: "I'm hungry, I think that kid looks delicious."

He casually pointed to Harry, who had been watching the show, and planned to hang on.

Harry: "??!"

How does this look like a villain?It's just a big alien bear kid!

Xiongzi No. [-] Jieqian looked at Mengmeng and stroked her chin, thoughtfully.

Tony looked at Harry cooperatively, making an exaggerated expression as if he had just seen him: "Child from the Osborne family, you look delicious, why don't you help our Mengmeng to fill his stomach?"

"Hey, Mengmeng!" Peter became nervous for a moment, "He is the dentist you found for you!"

"Guy who has no sense of humor, why are you so nervous? Isn't it a joke? He has the same genetic disease as that old man. Although it doesn't affect me, he reminds me of the guy who locked me up You're an old guy who studies mice, so you can't express your dissatisfaction!"

Mengmeng glared at Harry angrily.

Harry's face remained unchanged, and he retreated behind Iron Man calmly, but otherwise he was not intimidated by Mengmeng.

Maybe it's been stimulated too much this week, he feels like telling him Bruce Wayne is Batman can't surprise him now :)

You can see that Tony Stark in New York became Iron Man and flew around New York all day long, Lex Luthor in Metropolis was all over Superman, Bruce Wayne funded the Justice League, and Charles Xavier made his own castle manor Turned into a mutant school...

It can be seen from this: the rich people now like to do something, so how can they lag behind the Osborne Group?

Conclusion: Should he do something too?

Harry began to think seriously, and looked at Mengmeng thoughtfully.

Although this guy doesn't look so decent, or he looks good enough to scare a child to tears, he is a standard villain with this appearance, but he can't follow the path that others have walked, and he must have the courage to make a new attempt!

#Maybe after some ideological education, he can trick this guy out of his debut and become a different hero. #

#HarryOsborne, you are really a genius, keeping up with the times, this trick is really wonderful! #

Harry fell into thought, and looked at Mengmeng with a look of fat.

At the same time, the conscious Peter Parker accurately grasped the key point of Mengmeng's just showing his head:

"Genetic diseases? Both Uncle Osborne and Harry have genetic diseases? So you have been on Earth for a long time, and have been studied by Uncle Osborne?"

If it wasn't for the fact that he was just talking to Mengmeng in his head right now, he would probably be so scared.

In the end, Mengmeng was taken to the Avengers Building by Tony.

The process is very simple. He ordered a lot of normal human food, and tested the tastes for Mengmeng one by one. In the end, the earth food successfully convinced the alien friends.

At least I don't have to eat people every now and then, congratulations!

Harry, who "looks delicious", is not afraid of death to follow up to watch the excitement. Jessie refuses to take the "Iron Man" plane. He refused without hesitation.

He refuses to fly through New York with a lump of goo :)

That would damage his image of Iron Man Ying (Ji Ming) God (Sao) Wu (Bao).

The old father Tony, who was worried about the silly children, could only fly back alone.

In the end, Tony easily discovered Mengmeng's weakness, because the irritable Mengmeng overturned the instrument with Peter's strengthened strength during the MRI.

Although Tony Stark is not short of that little money, if Mengmeng wants to use the mineral planet as compensation, he will not refuse.

It is worth researching.

But unfortunately, Mengmeng didn't receive his hint, or pretended not to see it.

Sorry, as a qualified loser he hates all successful people :)

#Why don’t the rich have the final say on their planet? #

Thinking about it this way, he felt that he and Peter Parker had a little more in common.

Because he is a loser, and Peter Parker is a poor guy.

Jessie: Sorry, my little spider is different from yours. Believe me, he will definitely be a winner in life in the future.

Tony has no way to remove Mengmeng from Peter without hurting both sides, so he can only put them back first. Jessie's trouble-making team temporarily has one more member.

Perfect:)

Although Jie Qian has not forgotten the revenge of being swallowed, but to be honest, she is still very eager to take Mengmeng out to do things.

They rejected Mr. Stark's suggestion to take them back and chose to go back in Harry's car.

"Where are you going? Home or school?"

Harry looked up at Mengmeng, who was huge and almost covered the ceiling, and Jessie, who was sitting next to her, looked extremely petite.

Oh my god, this is definitely Beauty and the Beast, the real thing :)

Mengmeng: Why do I think his eyes are strange?

Peter pretended not to understand: No, you read it wrong.

(Harry and I can get you here.)

"I said big brother, can I have a discussion with you, you release Peter first, and I will guarantee your diet?" After a short thought, Jessie finally thought of a temporary solution.

It's just that this method should not be acceptable to Peter.

However, he doesn't seem to have much choice.

#Why when Mengmeng gets along with others, most of the time, the possessed human controls the body, but when it comes to the little spider, it is Mengmeng who controls the sovereignty? #

#Because I'm hungry, I've been very hungry since I possessed Peter, and you won't go back until you're full:)#

Harry glanced at Jessie through the mirror with horror on his face, offering food?How to provide it? ?

#Don't scare me, I'm not scared. #

#Suddenly feel that this car is not safe, the only person in the entire car space who is at the bottom of the food chain seems to be him. #

"Okay, but you have to know that the consequences of lying to Mrs. Mengmeng are very serious." Mengmeng stared at Jieqian critically, and finally chose to believe her.

Peter was screaming in his head: I'm fine if I don't go out, what does Jessie want to do?

No, if there is no more to eat, I will go to the roadside and eat passers-by :)

Peter: Well you won.

Although Peter didn't fully know the identity of Jessie, he generally knew that Jessie was very different from him or Mr. Stark. Later, when he knew that Jessie's father was Magneto, he was ready to face another similar character. The fraternity is prepared for such an organization.

But he was ready to seek common ground while reserving differences, and still believed that Jie Qian was reliable most of the time.

So Peter was calm and trusting until they drove to a strange place after a phone call from Jessie and saw a prisoner who was supposed to be executed in a room.

Then he just watched helplessly as Mengmeng seized the sovereignty of the body again, and bit off the opponent's head under the other's horrified gaze.

Peter's face turned green, he was forced to eat someone else's head!vomit!

Harry's face turned green too, damn it!How much should I eat if I take one a day?Why don't Peter study literature instead, so that it will be easier for him to work in the law enforcement department in the future.

Mengmeng squinted her eyes intoxicated, and looked at Jie Qian with satisfaction.

It smells so good!The little girl has a future!

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读者“山竹”，灌溉营养液+12019-02-2719:42:55

读者“一路有你”，灌溉营养液+62019-02-2717:37:22

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