[Zhongyingmei] If life fails you

"Jessie, what do you think of this one?"

This was Peter's fourth change of clothes in half an hour.

#惊悡, why do I have the illusion that I feel like a man waiting for his girlfriend to change clothes? #

Jessie threw herself into the sofa, met Peter's expectant gaze, and seriously advised him with the idea of ​​holding back and stroking her hair. Aunt Mei had a night shift today, so she left before dinner was over.

Today's Peter is a little different from usual, his hair is neatly fixed with pomade, and he looks energetic after wearing a formal suit.

"The last one looks good. It's almost time. We should go down."

Peter doesn't have many formal clothes, and most of the clothes have Aunt May's handwork on the corners, but after a little modification, they all suit him.

Peter nodded, and hurried back to his room to change, looking very happy about "participating in a buddy's party with his girlfriend".

"I heard from Harry that the Osborne Group also invited Mr. Stark, and I don't know if he will go."

"I guess Mr. Stark won't come. At this time, he is probably engaged in the Mark N in the laboratory. You still miss Mr. Stark at Harry's banquet. Harry will be sad if he finds out."

Harry sent a driver to pick them up, they arrived early, met Ned and Michelle at the door, and they went in one wave.

The little ones were shivering among a group of bigwigs from all walks of life, and they found a corner where they could eat and chat quietly.

"This is Osborn's banquet. I really didn't expect that I would be able to attend one day. I hope everything goes well today."

Ned sighed, just looking around, you can catch dozens of big shots who usually only read in magazines or on TV.

Fuck, why does that last sentence sound so much like something destined to be toppled?Ned, what devil flag are you setting up? !

It was also the first time for Michelle and Peter, but for Jessie... She met a lot of "acquaintances" she had seen at the Kimbin banquet.

One of the "acquaintances" quickly glanced over her.

Great detective?

Why is Sherlock Holmes here?

#It's over, I also have a bad feeling. #

As the protagonist of the banquet, Harry dealt with ABC, the big boss from all walks of life... Then he came to find Peter when he was free. Seeing that the little friends had to eat and drink, the tired Master Osborne felt that the world was really full of malice.

#I am so tired that my friends are making a happy salted fish. #

"I wish I didn't have to deal with this, it's troublesome and annoying." Harry didn't like socializing very much, and if it wasn't for his father's affirmation, he might not have chosen business.

"Have some patience, Harry, Uncle Osborne will be glad to see you are as comfortable as you are today," Peter reassured.

"But in fact, I haven't seen him since I came back. It is said that what he is busy with, who knows."

Harry shrugged nonchalantly.

He was no longer the child who was eager to get his father's affirmation, and his father's attitude was actually not very important to him now.

No one noticed that a lump of purple slime approached quietly from behind, climbed up Peter's body little by little, and melted itself into it quietly.

At the same time, in the underground laboratory of the Osborne Group:

Norman Osborn, who became increasingly irritable due to the disease, was furious. Several experimenters who had lost their things lowered their heads and were as quiet as chickens.

Norman grabbed the collar of the project director and yelled that the other party must find the lost experimental product.

According to the results of the current experiment, it is concluded that the thing came from an alien. This is another possible research direction that can cure his disease besides Spider-Man's blood.

And now, such an important thing was lost by stupid experimenters!

Peter: "I suddenly feel very hungry."

He speeded up and took two more small cakes, but he didn't feel full after eating them.

The strange feeling of hunger came suddenly and violently.

#杰奇It should be delicious, I really want to take a bite. #

Hey, what is he thinking!Peter forced himself to take back his eyes that were almost glued to Jessie's body.

Not right.

What's wrong with Peter?

Just as Jessie frowned, the voice of the system suddenly appeared in her head again:

Just to remind you, Peter is possessed by some kind of purple goo, you know exactly what it is.

Fuck you peeping tom!Don't you have a body?Don't tell me you've been on my mind!

Some things are really scary to think about. When she takes a shower, when she goes to the bathroom, and when she changes clothes... Now it seems that the system can see everything!

#I'm often out of tune with you because I don't change my mind enough. #

The system is speechless: focus!There's some sort of alien symbiote on Peter!

Ok?Symbiote?System, don’t be an ass on me, where did the alien symbiosis come from?

System: Heh!

Believe it or not, just sit and wait for someone who has been too aggressive recently to overturn.The system decisively stopped making any sound.

Eat melon jpg.

Stark Tower:

He was always surrounded by an Avenger or two, and he was supposed to be handed over to S.H.I.E.L.D., but after he demonstrated his ability to see walls as nothing, no matter where he was, he was temporarily put under Avengers custody.

The Xinda system does not cause any discomfort at all, and let a few heroes see how much the "alien" can be. He can sit and never stand, and he can never move. He is happy to sit in the building and watch Jie secretly. Si's situation.

So the captain and the others took care of it and downgraded it to Tony, who was doing experiments while keeping an eye on him.

#How can there be such a nerd? #

Tony sees life in doubt.

This guy spends more time on the couch and bed than he does in the lab!

It's not fair, he still has abs on his bionic body!

Tony's little belly stares enviously at someone's perfect body :)

"A bomb was installed in the banquet hall. In about 5 minutes, the entire banquet hall will be blown up. If people are evacuated rashly, the possibility of shortening the explosion time cannot be ruled out. Although I really want to solve it myself , but unfortunately the other party is remotely controlled, so I thought maybe I needed to tell you guys."

Sherlock Holmes, disguised as a wealthy businessman and celebrity, strode over, and when he came up, it was such an explosive news.

Harry, the host, frowned: "Mr. Reagan, are you sure?"

It's really that Sherlock's eyes are too calm, he said such a thing without the slightest panic, and if he hadn't participated in this matter, he would know too much as an ordinary guest.

So it was no wonder Harry was skeptical.

"My suggestion is that you hurry up, Peter Parker and Jessie Lee, I am mainly here to borrow these two people, there is no time to explain and there are still 4 minutes."

Peter: QAQ panic!It always feels like this Mr. Reagan knows something.

"Mr. Reagan": Oh, you should guess what I don't know.

"He didn't lie." Michelle said suddenly. Her observation skills have always been keen, and generally her judgments can be trusted by friends.

Sherlock glanced at Michelle, and there was a slight fluctuation, but it was so fast that it was almost unnoticeable.

A more observant goldfish.

Jessie is the only one who completely trusts Sherlock: "He is not Mr. Reagan, he is Sherlock Holmes, Harry who is studying in England, you should have heard his name?"

As early as a few years ago, the name Holmes had been extremely famous in England.

"3 minutes."

Sherlock was expressionless.

Without giving Harry time to digest the shock, Jessie said without hesitation, "I can deal with the bomb myself. I have a way to prevent it from exploding. Peter can help arrest people if necessary. You have brought the equipment." Peter?"

"After Mr. Stark improved it, it is very light and easy to carry. I brought it."

Little Spider gave up struggling and had to accept the fact that several people knew his identity.

Sherlock Holmes?Looks pretty awesome.

Ignoring the law of energy conversion, the bomb was directly transformed into a water bomb, which went smoothly without a doubt, but when Jessie turned her head and saw Spider-Man in black uniform, her heart sank suddenly.

Really it.

There's no way she can fix things without hurting Peter.

The few young men who were captured and sent to install the bomb were beaten up very badly, and the banquet hall fell into a brief chaos. Fortunately, Harry stabilized everyone's emotions, so there was no major chaos.

It's just that Harry's eyes on Spider-Man are particularly dangerous.

—Based on the fact that he was the only one in the circle who didn't know Peter's identity, Harry felt he had every reason to be angry.

Jie Qian was still hesitating whether to do something, a purple tentacles suddenly appeared on "Peter", wrapped around Jie Qian, regardless of the suspects, turned around and ran out of the banquet hall, and quickly disappeared into the in sight.

Friends: "??"

The most calm in the audience - Sherlock Holmes just glanced at them, dialed 911 with a normal expression, and explained the location here.

Obviously, Spider-Man is in trouble, and he now looks like he wants to eat his girlfriend.

Don't get me wrong, it's eaten :)

......

Caught off guard, Jessie:! !

This is my evening dress!Fly up and go away you bastard! !

The other party took her and finally stopped on the roof of an abandoned factory.

The purple slime was withdrawn, and a voice that did not belong to Peter sounded: "Peter Parker's girlfriend, you look so delicious."

Jessie quietly activated Superman's ability, feeling like she could run around the earth at any time.

"Thanks, but you don't look so appetizing, squishy."

"My name is Mengmeng! Not Slimy!"

"Ok Slimy, I remember your name is Slimy."

"It's Mengmeng!"

"Slimy and cute."

"It has nothing to do with slimy, it's just cute!"

"Alright Mengmeng, by the way, what's your name?"

"Slimy!" MDZZ!

Eh?Something seems wrong?

"Slimy, I remember." Jessie suppressed a smile, it was really fun to tease a stupid symbiote.

The other party was obviously furious. The deep purple liquid gathered on his head, forming a huge grinning head with jagged teeth. It seemed to want to scare her in front of Jessie, but he was destined to be disappointed. Jessie didn't show any expression of fear. .

Don't believe me, Mr. Mengmeng can't scare a little girl from the earth!

So he decided to teach him a lesson, and bit Jie Qian's shoulder mercilessly.

In the next second, it petrified on the spot. -- no bite :)

#Fuck!Why is this little girl so hard? ? #

#Doubt sprouts, are my teeth so bad now? #

"Aww!!! My teeth!"

Master Mengmeng looked at her sharp and white teeth with a heartache.

You actually... pissed me off!of!tooth!

The hatred of toothache is irreconcilable, I won't let your boyfriend out until my teeth are fixed! !

Fuck!Talking is still leaking now! !

Evil came from the guts, he swallowed the little girl in one gulp.

Isn't it just that you can't bite and you can't digest it, will you have stomach pain?Lord Mengmeng has nothing to be afraid of!

Jessie: The operation is too coquettish, can you still swallow it directly?

These were the last thoughts before losing consciousness.

She seems to have accidentally... overturned the car :)

The author has something to say: PS: Although I changed the name of Venom, I hereby declare that Mengmeng refers to the alien symbiosis on Eugene Thompson in Agent Venom (published in "Amazing Fantasy" Issue 1962 in 15)

It has nothing to do with the movie, hereby declare, thank you

small theater:

Peter's frightened face: Mr. Stark is bad, I seem to have eaten my girlfriend! !

Tony rubbed his eyes, the exhaustion of continuous work made him want to go to sleep immediately: kid, you have finally grown up, I thought you and Jessie would stay in love until they got married.

Peter: No no no!Eat it, Mr. Stark, help!

Let's just think this is the alien symbiosis of the original X-planet!Its name is Mengmeng :)

读者“宁清絮”，灌溉营养液+102019-02-2513:24:40

As well as irrigation in that pre-harvest in Avada:

读者“青衣”，灌溉营养液+32019-02-2521:05:09