[Zhongyingmei] If life fails you

"Boom boom boom..." Jessie, who was content to return home, was about to fall asleep when the sound of knocking on the window interrupted Jessie's childish behavior of showing off to the system.

"Peter?" There was no one who could knock on the window at this time except Peter who always came back in the middle of the night.

Jumped up from the bed, ran to the window and pulled it open, the little spider stuck to the window with most of its weight on the window fell down unprepared.

He protected the two cones with one hand, and subconsciously shot the spider web forward with the other hand, trying to stabilize it, but the spider web happened to be sticking to Jessie's pajamas, and with a little force, he The flirty little girl staggered and was knocked down without any resistance, and the two rolled into a ball.

Fortunately, the tenacious cone was intact.

Cone: You can take what you can.

Come back in the middle of the night and bring you delicious food, especially Spider-Man. This was originally a sentimental way of hooking up

——It's a pity that the fall of the wrong operation instantly threw the cool Spider-Man back to the sweet little Peter.

Small milk spider-style grievance Q_Q, why do I always act stupid in front of my favorite goddess?

Peter bounced up from the ground in an instant, and was about to give Jie Qian a hand, but the moment his eyes fell on Jie Qian, he looked away.

"Jay, Jessie."

"Eh..." The pajamas were already loose and loose, but they slid down after such a toss, revealing her delicate and fair collarbone. Even though she was always mentally strong, Jessie slowly blushed.

Quickly tidied up his clothes, looked at the ice cream cone in Peter's hand, and changed the subject:

"Eh? You brought me a cone? I want to eat it!" Although I can't taste it, eating ice cream in late autumn sounds great.

What labor and management eat is not taste, but feelings! :)

For all the subjective and objective factors that prevent me from missing food, treat them as cold as ice cream!

As the culprit, the system was as quiet as a chicken, even though it was full of urges to complain, it held back and remained silent.

Jessie looked at Spider-Man in a hurry, and could imagine the aggrieved and annoyed expression under the mask, and suddenly felt that Peter was so cute.

Unable to hold back, he reached out to pat the spider's head, which looked particularly round when wearing a hood, and retracted its evil claws as if nothing had happened.

did i do anythingNothing is done :)

"Take me to the rooftop to sit for a while."

#冷风呼呵 That’s not called cold, it’s really cool from the inside to the outside. #

Why go to the rooftop?

A great man once said: Two extremely dull people may only feel their hearts when everything else is cold except their hearts are hot.

— just now, from the mouth of your great system :)

The girl in thin clothes sat unrequitedly on the edge of the roof, her feet hanging in the air, the wind blew by, and the little friend next to her who took off her headgear and talked non-stop was still full of energy, while she was trembling.

Yaoshou!What is wrong with me to come here in the middle of the night?

What a beauty!If it wasn't for the fact that a certain spider is so pretty and delicious, why would she say that she wants to go to the rooftop in a daze?

Just when Jie Qian decided to review herself and learn from the pain, a man's coat that was too big for her was put on her in time. Jie Qian gave her a grateful expression, and quickly said what she was thinking just now, such as:

can't do this next time

to restrain

......

Such thoughts were quickly packaged and thrown out of his mind completely.

Three self-examinations from the soul: What is sex, mind, and faintness?Am I going to lose my mind because of the little milk spider?Am I the kind of future villain who stumbles because of my beauty?

——It’s me, I will, obviously.

Great, no help :)

Peter suddenly pointed to the top of the Stark Building: "Would you like to sit there? It's the highest. You can see half of New York on the top floor. By the way, we can peek at what Mr. Stark is doing secretly through the window."

"Okay, okay, do you know where the window of Mr. Stark's workshop is?"

Jessie asked a very practical question.

"I know!"

One of the obvious characteristics of the young man - just do what you say, the two hit it off and set off to make troubles, except that Mr. Stark's smart butler Lao Jia was not considered.

No, leaving out the Smart Butler is deadly enough.

It's a pity that they not only missed Lao Jia, but also Iron Man who was not in the workshop at all :)

Some people have said that when you meet those caramel eyes, you can always feel as if the world is right in front of you. It can tell you the deepest mysteries of the universe and the future of human beings.

Now Jessie felt the same way.

Of course, it would be even better if he could meet Mr. Stark, who hadn't just come out of the shower and hadn't had time to get dressed yet.

Oh Mr. Stark, I see your abs.

Please don't bother with those details :)

——May I ask if the TM is really the details? !

"Kid, I need an explanation, what is the reason why you brought your girlfriend to peek at my naked body."

Peter: "..."

I don't, I'm not, trust me! Q^Q

And Jessie is not my girlfriend yet.

"It's okay, it's obvious that your relationship has taken another big step, isn't it? Peter, I support you to take the initiative, otherwise Jiessie will be snatched away by others, so don't say you know me."

He wrapped himself in the bath towel with a natural expression, without changing his expression, and could even make the little spider blush with a few words.

Jess looked at Tony thoughtfully, as if looking at the magical animal in Newt's box.

This kind of shamelessness is called profound skill, and it is really a role model for my generation to learn from!

"Mr. Stark, that's not considered nude. You're wearing underwear, but it's still red."

Jessie fought back on the spot.

Peter: "..." Jessie, is your focus originally on this?

It's over, the spider sensed that it was broken, and now it is beeping in the face of Mr. Stark!

Shouldn't the point be that Mr. Stark said you were my girlfriend? ?

"Oh, of course that's not the point." Jessie intentionally made a long pause, and then her sweet voice sounded like heavenly sounds, "Because I planned to chase you long before tonight."

Straight ball, knowing hit!

The little spider was so happy that he fainted.

"Wow." Tony clicked his tongue twice and looked at Peter with regretful eyes.

Peter: I, I, I do! !

Tony: Tsk tsk, is there something wrong with your lines?

Gotham

The culprit who killed the clown is happily in a relationship, and Batman, who is exhausted because of the clown's death, has not slept for several days.

It's not just Batman who doesn't sleep, but also the two young masters who have learned to look good.

See what head you're wearing?

Ah Fu, who pulls one big and two children out of the bat cave every night, expressed that he couldn't bear it. He even wanted to put his sleepless and disobedient master on the bed. Unfortunately, his old arms and legs can't handle a sad person. guy.

"Master and the young masters, there are scientific experiments and evidence that staying up late is harmful to the body, especially staying up all night for several days will lead to kidney failure, master is fine, I have no hope, but Dick and Jason You guys need to rest."

Ah Fu stood at the entrance of the Bat Cave with a dark face, "If you decide to stay up all night, I will have to reduce the number of cookies you have. It is not advisable to consume too much sugar when your schedule is unhealthy."

Bruce·Three days without sleep·Dark circles·Wayne: "Ah Fu, what's wrong with me? How come I'm here??" Q^Q

Bat style grievance jpg.

Who is not afraid of kidney deficiency?Batman is afraid too!Why was he given up by Ah Fu?

"Oh my god, master, are you acting like a baby?"

puff!

The two little ones pretended to look at the computer screen, and sometimes they raised their ears to watch the serious and awe-inspiring adoptive father who was usually in the bat cave.

Bruce acting like a baby?Do you meow meow with two cat ears?

puff!No, no, no, Dick, you have to hold back your laughter.

Bruce: "I fell asleep after reading these materials T^T"

Mr. Alfred at the top of the Wayne family's food chain: "Okay, yes, no problem, then I will wait until I feel better tomorrow to make cookies."

Afu-style ruthless jpg.

"No!"

"Ah Fu, let's go to sleep now, I want cookies!"

The two cubs had no concentration, immediately put down the materials in their hands and walked out, resolutely and without hesitation left the old father alone in the bat cave.

Dick & Jason: Haven't finished sorting out the information?Where?Didn't see it :)

Satisfied, Ah Fu took the two young masters who needed enough sleep and were still growing up back home, and threw the Vicissitudes Bat, who was exploiting child laborers, in the Bat Cave alone, and closed the door for him very considerately, and left without hesitation.

Bruce: "..." Am I so worthless?This home cannot last!

runaway!Must run away from home!

Put on the battle suit and go to Arkham to see if he can find any missing clues. After all, the fact that the clown was killed in Arkham is really a provocation for him who is used to grasping the overall situation.

Jessie complained: How can I have it?I am not provocative!If you don't believe me, ask Peter.

Peter decided to choose his girlfriend against his conscience, and nodded: Jessie was right.

If it was said that the clown would die like this before, let alone Batman, even the well-informed citizens of Gotham would probably think that they encountered a psychosis.

So how did things develop like this?

It's complicated.

Event: Murder Clown

When and where: Arkham, the morning after the Joker was arrested

People involved: Penguin, Killer Crocodile, Poison Ivy, Deadshot, Riddler, Freeze...

Not participating, but onlookers: Catwoman, Scarecrow...

Among them, the people who were originally imprisoned in Arkham acted as eyeliners to secretly open the way for the killers of the Longevity Society, and managed to transfer the guards. Gangsters outside of Arkham, such as the Penguin, cooperated with the Longevity Society for their own interests, and Some people find it exciting to take part in killing the clown, the top boss in the villain world, and they can prove their strength.

Oh, besides the above two situations, Poison Ivy is for the true love of Harley Quinn, and let her get rid of the scumbag as soon as possible :)

So the final result is that the villains of Gotham are basically involved.

#If you want to blame, blame the clown for being too hateful. #

The only one who knows the true identity of the Longevity Society is Penguin. As a guarantor, he is responsible for sending people to communicate with other villains, on the condition that he takes most of the clown's territory.

And the most important thing is that Penguin has dealt with all the follow-ups. If Batman arrests people and presses people for questioning, it will appear: A villain said that villain B did it, and villain B said that villain C did it:)

So we have to light the wax for Batman who is about to beat all the villains in Gotham and may not be able to investigate the real murderer.

#Have you beat someone so hard today? #

#Really have to stay up late to suffer from kidney failure. #

Of course, if he finds out, it's probably time to give Jess some wax. ——Tossing Batman like this, you can choose a comfortable coffin for yourself as soon as possible, and then put yourself in it:)

The author has something to say: Tomorrow’s clip~ so it may be updated later, thank you for your support~ The author has a new brain hole, and the document is followed by the sand sculpture style as always. The title of the book is tentatively "Avada Today" Did you take your life?", the copy will be released tomorrow