[Entertainment] My Pikachu Sensen

Gu Mi has always felt that if her company's president can't keep going, he can still be a comedian.

After all, there are always so many dramas for this guy, driving around in a small broken car every day, and God can't stop his brain from twitching.

"SBS's new Spring Festival special, idol survival show, the president is watching—"

The 100 groups and more than [-] idols in the audience applauded together after the MC finished his lines.

Compared to those other girl group members who smiled brightly under the camera, Gu Mi and others seemed out of shape.

It's really... They don't want to participate in this kind of competitive survival program with the president at all, okay!

The two MCs introduced the presidents of the various clubs that entered the venue.

All of them are lively and cute. After the president of his boy group and girl group's classic dance moves, he is the president of their family, Min Duomin.

When seeing their president appear on the stage, the V group girls who stood up to welcome them couldn't help covering their faces.

Although their president didn't gesture their group's signature moves, they still caught everyone's attention in a second.

Made.This retarded old man actually appeared wearing a custom-made sweater with emoticons of all members of the V regiment printed on it!

Can you still play happily?

As a girl who was picked by the president on the street when she was very young.Gu Mi always felt that this old man valued her very much.

Just like now, the biggest picture in the middle of the sweater is the emoji of her grinning and her nostrils facing the sky...

Seeing the president standing on the stage and looking in their direction Bihat.

Hearing the suffocated laughter around them, all members of Group V were expressionless.

"Now tell everyone about the privileges given to the winning team. After hearing this, you will have the desire to win." One of the MCs, Jun Hyun-moo, looked at the card in his hand, "After adding up the scores of five rounds, give the winner the strongest idol and that The president of a company travels overseas with its members and gives all employees travel vouchers to Southeast Asia!"

He turned to the player bench, "Where is Lee Changsub from BTOB?"

A boy in dark blue raised his hand and stood up.

The one who threatened to catch the loveline here just now, Gu Mi felt a little naughty senior Lite asked, "If you have won and now go on a trip, I will give you the privilege to go with someone, which girl group do you want to be with?" How about going together?"

Li Changxie was dumbfounded by this tricky question.

Everyone present, especially the girl group, suddenly fell silent.

There are quite a few girl groups present, and there are even more female idols with good looks and good looks.

So when Lee Changsub said he wanted to go with Vitamin, the girls from the V group raised their heads in unison.

Probably because they never thought it would be their own group, everyone was a little flattered.

"Which member of Vitamin would you like to go with?"

"Can't we be together?"

Having received a negative answer, Lee Chang-sub could only raise the microphone and make a decision. "En. star."

"Pfft." I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back.

The main reason is that this choice is beyond everyone's expectations.

They thought that Li Changxie chose either a young lady or a giant baby...

After all, it is in line with the public's aesthetics, and it is safe to say it.

However, the answer——

Gu Mi can only say one thing... Young Hero is so brave.

Under the eyes of the audience, Shi Quan stood up and took the microphone calmly. "I have a husband."

Gu Mi looked at the brother's bewildered expression... as if he heard something breaking.

Hey Yigu, she really deserves to be sister En Xing.

The first item is physical strength.

There are eight groups of male idols and ten groups of female idols.

Although there is an invincible black hand in the group, President Min's luck is still good——

In the first round of the women's wrestling competition, it was a duel between Vitamin and the group of juniors and sisters who engaged in Jijia.

Compared to drawing EXID and Nine Muse, this is indeed an easy difficulty.

But Gu Mi, who has participated in the two Olympiads and has never tried wrestling before, seeing an opponent who is as tall as her on the opposite side... is still a little bit good.

When the MC asked her how she felt, she thought about it and looked at the seat on the left: "President, if I win, will I be rewarded?"

Min Papi took the microphone and thought for three seconds, "I'll give you a food discount coupon."

"Six."

"No, at most three."

"Five."

"Four can't be more."

"make a deal."

Although four discount coupons are not too many, the girls of the V group have always been determined to make their president more bloody.

Min Pao's face twitched in pain, and the expressions of the people around him were "you all have to bargain for the discount coupons of Made".

But the young lady and the others were very satisfied, and the cheers were louder than before, "Gu Mi, Fighting!"

The referee blows his whistle—

When Jiji's junior sister stretched out a foot to trip her, Gu Mi hadn't reacted yet.

The only thought on my mind is, oh doc her discount coupon...

Unexpectedly, the opponent just gave her a light tickle like a tickle, and it didn't affect her in any way in terms of the battle situation.

The other party looked at Gu Mi who was like a weight, and was also a little confused.Relieved, Gu Mi grabbed the opponent's belt and tentatively mentioned——

Well, she swears she didn't expect such an easy victory.

Gu Mi hurriedly got up from the opponent, and pulled the little girl up by the way.

Listening to the cheers of teammates at the idol table.

Gu Mi was already thinking about what to ask the president next time.

"Thinking about a new TV, the one in the living room is broken."

Smile hard, "Sure."

Under the lure of TV, Gu Mi was promoted smoothly.

Gu Mi, whose hair was messed up, persisted, "I still want an oven."

Min Papi could no longer smile, "...OK."

Under the temptation of the oven, Gu Mi advanced again.

During the finals, the only BTS present with a good relationship gave Gu Mi a helping hand.

Hearing Kim Taehyung's voice, Gu Mi was a little moved.

Although this kid is a bit silly, he is unexpectedly very loyal.

To be honest, Gu Mi herself didn't even know how she brought down EXID's seniors in the end.

Rolling off the opponent, she had no strength to stand up again, and lay on her back without any image.

In the end, the teammates ran down and pulled her up, cheering around her.

The young lady leaned into her ear, "Good job, I just saw the president looking through his wallet."

Being able to cheat the president is simply happier than traveling overseas.

In the second round of individual skills show, Gu Mi and the others came in third.

Before the performance, the young lady smiled and said, "We are showing the songs of BTS seniors."

After about ten seconds, everyone stood up and the music started.

When the BTS children heard the familiar accompaniment, they already had a premonition of something bad going on in their hearts.

Only real power raised the microphone and began to sing solemnly: "I can't let go, who is embarrassing..."

BTS: We are embarrassing! !

"Puff puff puff!" After a strange silence, there was a series of bursts of laughter on the field.

Although not all idols present can understand Chinese songs, they can still get some laughs.

#Friendship of the boat is really said to turn over#

#Thanks to me treating you as a gay friend, you turned my black history#

#把草，向叫委员听听听#

Because there are only six people in the V group, the president of their family volunteered to come up and make up the number of people.

When the old man Min said, "Okay, let's change with strength", everyone lost their ears to listen.

BTS: Life without love.jpg

But it has to be said that the dancing strength of the V group has no shortcomings.

Except for the president, everyone sings and dances very well, and the Chinese standard is better than the original singer...Of course, the original singers still think that a different version will be better.

After singing and dancing "The Man" cheekily, Gu Mi originally thought that his group was already ashamed enough.

However, they really underestimated the prudish boy groups present, and the seniors of BTOB were simply ashamed.

Wearing small skirts and braids, they danced "DumbDumb" proudly and contentedly, stunned the idols present and the presidents on the opposite side.

Everyone in the V group bowed down ORZ

Ma Ma, boy groups these days are poisonous.

Because BTOB Zhuyu was in front, Gu Mi and the others had never expected to get No.1.

They finally got No.2.It's still good, everyone thinks that the president is a minus item.

The third game of luck.

In this kind of competition, everyone in Group V forbids Gu Mi from playing.

Fortunately, this round does not require them to play.

Fifteen boxes, eight solid and seven hollow.

The president of their family just sat in one of the solid chairs.

In the second round, the maknae and Shen Yuanhu of Mangcha played.

It was a little awkward for the two of them to stand up, Xiaobawang said with emotion, "The blind dates in our village are also like this."

There are three buttons on the machine in front of the maknae, and a water balloon above his head.

For the first time, she decisively pressed the button in the middle.After waiting for two seconds, the balloon did not explode.

But the opponent also exploded.With two buttons left, she took the MC's microphone, looked at Gu Mi, "Oni..."

"The one on the left."

"Okay."

Definitely pressed the button on the right.Not fried.

The maknae jumped happily on the spot, sending Hart towards Gu Mi non-stop.

As the troubleshooter in the group, Gu Mi is very proud that he made the wrong choice again.

However, Shen Yuanhu also won this round.

That would be a little awkward, leaving only one button.

The maknae looked at the sisters pitifully, and then pressed down.

Snapped.Congratulations to Group V for getting a drowned chicken.

The little mother Han Yuli hurriedly took the maknae to the backstage to dry.

When she came back, Gu Mi found that her maid's eyes were all lit up.

He poked his inside pocket, "Is this kid out of his mind?"

"I met Shen Yuanhuxi on the way there just now." The young lady said, "Then I said a few words, and this child is just like this."

"..." Gu Mi looked at the bright young lady beside him, and seriously suspected that his child was an invisible trembling M.

The brain test is the fourth competition, and Real Quan wins back a massage machine without blinking an eye.

The old man Min put the prize around his shoulders and smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, completely forgetting the grief of being cheated by so many things just now.

Real Power Smile: The idiot president is easy to coax.

Everyone was quite tired after the recording of the show, and the maknae leaned on Gu Mi's shoulder and almost fell asleep.

The last women's cockfight is played by the little bully, the giant baby, and the young lady who have never played before.

I have to say that Miss Sister is simply an exception among this group of generally tall and strong girls.

Like a little white rabbit strayed into a flock of sheep, it has attracted the eyes of hungry wolves.

From the beginning of the game, everyone locked their targets on her.

Fortunately, there is a giant baby in defense and a bully in attack, so they escaped repeatedly.

But once the battle situation became chaotic, no one could care about anyone else.

The little bully was colliding with EXID's seniors, and the giant baby was blocked by girls from other groups.

The MC excitedly commented, "Ahhhhh, it really is worthy of the duel between the legend of physical strength and the emerging physical strength group!"

The young lady who was still recovering from the cold lowered her head and rubbed her itchy nose, then she was knocked down by someone.

However, the fighting power of the remaining little bully and giant baby is not covered.One spear and one shield still won No.1.

Gu Mi thought that there would be Kim Taehyung in the men's cockfight.

As a result, this guy wore small glasses and acted as a quiet and handsome man the whole time. Min Wuli, Zheng Weiwei, and Pu Jimi were on stage.

The old and vigorous Min Wuli rushed forward first, and Zheng Weixiao followed behind to assist in the attack.

As a result, after being lightly bumped by the opponent, he couldn't stop the car, and just jumped around the field with one foot.

Seeing Zheng Haoxi's O-shaped open mouth, Gu Mi had already imagined his heart: Oops, I can't remember how much I remember!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The giant baby slapped his thigh and laughed out of breath.

Zheng Haoxi was eliminated, leaving grandpa and chicken.After Grandpa Min, who was strong enough to protect the cock, was also eliminated, Xiao Bawang smiled, "This is the real cockfight."

"I remembered a game I played before." The maknae raised her face, "Chicken, run."

The young lady looked at her teammates and sighed silently.

To such an extent... their group will really have no friends, right?

The author has something to say:

Shiquan sneered inwardly: Idiots are easy to coax.

Gu Mi: Huh, why does the knee suddenly hurt so much?

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By the way, I am so angry that I wrote a chapter.

I wrote more than 2000 characters because I wanted to pull out the object of the maknae

It turned out that the guy was injured and didn't come!

...I can only bite the bullet and continue chatting

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