[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

Bao Hao felt that today he had suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck.

Not to mention the lingering yin and yang face even after running so far, and now he has fallen into the enemy's personality and is forced to stick tightly with people.

"Fuck, what kind of fucking tasteless personality is this..."

Bakugo cursed in a low voice, but his hands seemed to grow on his classmates, and they couldn't be separated at all.

"Wait, listen to Bakugo..."

Hong frowned, no longer trying to break free.

"I'll count one, two, three and we'll run out of this alley, if he can't see..."

"—The individuality will be removed automatically!"

Bakugo gritted his teeth and continued the second half of the sentence.

"...That's right."

Hong heaved a sigh of relief, it seemed that Bakugou hadn't lost his mind like he showed.

While the enemy was chattering nonsense, the two tried their best to adjust their posture to a relatively easy state, trying to escape when he was not paying attention——

'So, what are you doing? '

A clean boy's voice came from the alley, and a figure blocked the sunlight outside.

Bakugo: "!?"

Fuck, how come so fast.

As for why he was in such a hurry, besides not wanting to be next to this annoying yin and yang face, he just didn't want Qi Mu to see them in such a mess now...

Baohao's face was ashamed.

——The result was still seen, do it!

"Saiki...?"

Different from Bakugo's calm and even sluggish posture in an instant, for the classmates who suddenly appeared here, the feeling of relief is greater than the shame.

Qi Mu walked in slowly, watching the contradictory gestures of the two hugging each other tightly and trying to stay away from each other.

'I really didn't expect that your relationship seems to be much better than I imagined. '

Bakugo's face darkened once visible to the naked eye.

He looked at Qi Mu who suddenly appeared, and then at Bao Hao who was carrying two bags of things before, as if he understood something.

"It's all a misunderstanding, it's the personality of the enemy."

He looked at Qi Mu calmly, and briefly explained the reason for this scene.

Qi Mu: No, no need to explain, I understand everything.

Bakugo: ...you fucking know nothing!

"I warn you not to make a move!! I can also..."

Bao Hao's face was ugly, and he looked at Qi Mu warily.

[Of course, it is impossible for me to make a move. Rather, I want to sit down and appreciate it slowly. 】

Qi Mu is very leisurely.

"..."

Boom glanced at Baohao who obviously had no other choice, but refused to ask for help. After thinking about the conjecture just now, he decided to open the mouth himself.

"Qimu, can you help us make that person's eyes shut?"

As long as they are out of the enemy's sight and the two are separated, everything will be fine.

【... Well, although I am very displeased with Baohao's attitude of begging for help, it is too pitiful for Hong to continue like this. 】

For the sake of his classmate's physical and mental health, Qi Mu easily snapped his fingers, so that a leaf rolled up to cover the eyes of the enemy who was stunned aside.

"You guy..."

The enemy who was instantly blindfolded angrily wanted to remove the leaf, but found that the leaf was very strange, avoiding his hand as if it was alive, but blocked his sight in a different way.

"Damn it, I'm going to take a touching photo soon, don't get in the way!!"

Shame Tu waved his hands nervously, trying to shake off the weird leaves, but there was no way.

The moment his line of sight was blocked, Bao Hao and Hong bounced away, at least two meters away from each other, Qi Mu was taken aback by the speed.

Bao Hao roared: "You bastard with a yin and yang face, don't fucking touch me!"

Hong's face remained unchanged: "It's really rare that we have reached a consensus."

"...you...all of you, be obedient and don't move!!!"

Shame Tu made a hysterical sound as if he couldn't stand being so fooled and then ignored.

[It's such a time, who would stay here obediently. 】

Qi Mu stepped back and leaned against the wall, completely giving up the venue to the two teenagers who exuded a dangerous aura.

[It's better to worry about yourself now, Mister Shame. 】

"You guy... if you dare to do such a thing, you have already made up your mind?"

Bakugo squeezed his knuckles so hard that they cracked, and there was a big smile on his face, but it made people shudder.

"Baohao, you can't use your personality outside of school."

Boom looked calm.

Bao Hao turned his head, his eyes threatening: "So?"

Boom: "...so as long as you hit it."

With a snort of disdain, Bao Hao grinned grimly and looked at Shu Huo Tu: "It seems a bit difficult...but I will pay it back!"

【...I really don't know who is the villain. 】

Seeing Bakugo's skillful manner, Qi Mu almost called the police.

……

In the end, the stigmata was handed over to the police.

Before he was taken away, he still tried to continue plotting against Bao Hao, but instead, he was covered with clothes and beat him up.

"A few more enemies of this kind will have the same result!"

Baohao raised his chin arrogantly, as if he wasn't the one who got caught in the trap before and was extremely embarrassed.

"...Then I don't want it anymore."

Hong's face was slightly stiff, with a hint of reluctance.

Qi Mu: I was totally disgusted, classmate Bakuhao.

Bakugo:? ? ?

Seeing that Baohao raised his eyebrows and was looking for trouble again, Hong looked calm but spoke quickly: "Since the matter has been resolved, you two continue, I still have things to do."

He originally went out to go to the hospital to see his mother, but he passed by here just on the way, and when he saw Baohao yelled, he just said hello politely, but he didn't expect to be involved in such a thing in the end.

Qi Mu picked up the two bags thrown on the ground in a panic with a normal expression: "We are also over here." '

Both of them have already bought their things, and they just delayed to pay the game store owner.

Boom nodded.

The police asked a few words, and they didn't insist on taking it for a record, so the three of them parted ways.

On the way back, Bakugou seemed inexplicably excited for some reason.

'What are you happy about? '

Qi Mu was puzzled after Baohao unconsciously kicked a stone on the ground as a ball for the third time.

[Could it be because I had close contact with the first pool noodle in the class that I can't help myself now? 】

Realizing that he seemed to be a little too excited, Baohao stopped his feet and said indifferently: "It's nothing."

【Yeah, yeah, I'm so happy to come and ask me already written on my face, are you still so dishonest. 】

Out of a certain intention of not wanting him to be happy, Qi Mu kept his eyes on his nose, his nose and his heart, but stopped talking.

Sure enough, Bao Hao couldn't bear it any longer, and deliberately walked around in front of him, chatting about miscellaneous topics.

From whether the old cat in the game store I went to today is a male or a female, to where the shame came from, and finally, he taunted Jiao Dong severely.

[You are so annoying. 】

Qi Mu opened his dead fish eyes, and decided to give him another chance in order to let his ears relax a bit: "So, what are you happy about?" '

At this time, the two of them were about to reach Bao Hao's house.

Originally, Qi Mu could go back directly, but considering that Aunt Guangji was not feeling well, he still planned to go to their house to see the situation first, besides, there was no one at home now.

[If you don't say anything this time, you are going to hold back for the rest of your life and never want to speak again. 】

Thinking very darkly in his heart, Saiki silently waited for Bakugo's answer.

The young man in front stopped, turned his head to look at him, and said with high spirits, "You just said 'we'."

His tone was as if he had found some treasure underground in the backyard, and now he couldn't wait to share it with his friends.

'? '

Qi Mu paused, a little dazed, and then recalled.

——[We are also over here. ]

[Ah, it turned out to be this sentence. 】

'Any questions? '

Not quite understanding what Bakugo cares about, Qi Mu spoke again.

"This is the first time you said 'we'." Bakugo shrugged, imitating perfectly, "If it was before...'No, I just met by chance, please don't get me wrong'...I would definitely say that."

Saiki: '...'

【It turns out that I have such a heartless impression in your heart. 】

'It's just to buy something together, and it's not something shameful, why deny it. '

His voice was flat, with no emotion.

"No!" Bao Hao dragged out his voice to deny, and he could hear his complacency.

The boy plausibly said: "At least this shows that you have begun to get used to me!"

'...' Qi Mu was speechless for a while.

[It's so humble, classmate Baohao, I'm almost on the verge of tears. 】

And at this moment, both of them discovered a problem, which made them stop outside the gate.

Qi Mu: "Speaking of which, what did Aunt Guangji ask you to buy?" '

Bakugo: "...some women's products."

[I seem to have guessed what it is. 】

Saiki: 'So you bought it? '

Bakugo: "...No."

Replied feebly, Bakugo showed a trace of lovelessness on his face.

[So in the end I still have to go to the convenience store nearby. 】

Qi Mu stood waiting outside the store, with the things of the two of them at his feet, and Bakugo went in by himself.

After a while, the boy came out again, very natural.

'Have you bought it yet? '

Qi Mu was a little surprised, he seemed very skilled, and he should have done such errands a lot.

"..."

Bao Hao was silent for a moment, looking at Qi Mu, his deep red eyes were dimly shining.

'...'

Suddenly, Qi Mu seemed to have noticed something, and stood up straight alertly.

'I reject! '

Definitely.

without hesitation.

Bakugo's face showed incredible softness: "It's just for a while,"

Qi Mu was not moved at all: "Impossible, just give up." '

After confronting each other for a while, Bakugo finally dropped his disguise and showed a fierce look.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Just turn into Nanzi to buy something, and I won't eat you!!"

Qi Mu was extremely indifferent: "Anyway, you have already bought it many times, so what's the matter?" '

Bakugo: "Can you get used to this fucking after buying it many times?!"

Qi Mu: "It's better to get used to it as early as possible, anyway, it will be used in the future." '

[Aunt Guangji is not just this time, I can't help you every time. 】

Qi Mu thought with peace of mind that he was even moved by his kindness.

Unexpectedly, Bao Hao frowned: "How can I use it in the future, and you won't come!"

Saiki: '...'

The atmosphere froze instantly.

However, the tangled boy didn't notice it, and even scratched wildly on the verge of death.

He seemed to realize this problem for the first time, and began to think about it seriously.

"Although you will become a girl, you won't come, will you?"

'...'

"...Wait, if it will come, maybe you can still conceive—"

The unfinished words were strangled in the throat with a fist, and Bakugo bent down in pain.

'If you want to die, you can keep guessing. '

Qi Mu was extremely cold, and he acted neatly as if he were a killer without emotion.

Bakugo's face distorted: "..."

It's just a reasonable association, and you can't blame me.

In the end, under Qi Mu's cold gaze, Bakugo still bite the bullet, took a few packs of colorful things and stuffed them into his pockets.

[After saying that, you can still live in this world, Bakugo-san. 】

Qi Mu had no expression on his face, watching the milk-blonde boy come back with his stuff on his face.

[Hurry up and kneel down to thank Aunt Guangji who has become friends with your mother. 】

"Tch, go back quickly after you buy it!"

Bakugou rudely snatched the shopping bag from Saiki's hand.

Qi Mu readily let go, turned around and left without saying a word.

Bakugo: "???"

He grabbed the man with a dark face.

"Go back to my house!" There was anger in his voice, and Bao Hao looked at Qi Mu viciously, "The old woman said that you will have dinner at our house tonight!"

'No need, dinner is already prepared at home. '

Qi Mu lied without blinking.

[Although father is not here and mother is out to play, the mother of the Gu family will definitely prepare dinner for his lonely son. 】

Baohao looked contemptuously: "Don't try to find a reason, just now the old woman sent a text message to Auntie Kurumi, there is no one in your house tonight!"

Saiki: '...'

[Yeah, yeah, it's really unreliable at critical times, mom. 】

……

The dinner was made by Sheng and Bakugo together, and Saiki and Mitsuji were only in charge of arranging and serving dishes, and even washing the dishes was contracted by Bakugo.

【No matter how many times I watch it, it's hard to believe that Bakugo is so proficient in housework. 】

Qi Mu sat on the sofa leisurely holding a cup of hot tea, feeling that he had stepped into old age ahead of schedule.

[...Is this one of the skills that a man must master? 】

He thought deeply, and suddenly realized that it seemed to make sense.

"Why don't Kusuo sleep here tonight?"

While watching the TV show, Guangji had a whim.

'? ' Qi Mu stopped drinking tea,'...no, I'd better go home. '

"It's okay!" Guangji's eyes were full of excitement, "That brat Katsuki has never had a friend stay at home!"

She joked: "I used to wonder if this guy would have no friends outside because of his bad temper!"

Saiki: '...'

[Unfortunately, you seem to have known the truth. 】

Bao Hao poked his head out from the kitchen, apparently heard something, and said angrily: "Smelly old woman, what the hell are you talking about me!"

"How many times have I told you not to swear!"

Baohao Guangji flew over with a sharp eye, which fully explained that Baohao's temper was inherited.

Being aggrieved and dragged back by his father, Baohao looked like he really wanted to rush up and seal his mother's mouth.

'No, classes will start normally tomorrow, so I have to pack some things when I go back today. '

Qi Mu still politely rejected Guangji's proposal.

"Really, let's talk about it next time!"

She smiled generously, not seeming to mind at all.

Qi Mu breathed a sigh of relief, but then came the next round of attacks.

"Speaking of which, I thought you two were really together at first, hahahaha!"

Guang Ji was staring at the TV, and Lu Li's light hit her face, making it hard to see clearly.

"...Look, didn't that stinky brat suddenly say that he has a girlfriend, and that he is also you..."

She said that she felt a little funny: "Well, after all, that guy Katsuki can't see other things, but he will pay special attention to things involving you!"

'...'

Qi Mu repeated the action of drinking tea, feeling a little stressed.

"This is the first time I've seen you since then."

Hikaru turned his head, the same crimson eyes as Bakugo, with the same light that Qi Mu wanted to dodge.

With a big smile on her face, she reached out and patted Qi Mu's head with a chic but not rude gesture.

"Sure enough, he is a reliable child. It's a blessing to be by Katsuki's side..."

Lowering his eyes slightly, Qi Mu raised his teacup again, and the small tea stalk stood up in the clear liquid, which could not be completely submerged even though it was rippling.

'...No, it wasn't hard work. '

The author has something to say: Qi Mu: It’s not hard work

[Apart from the need to avoid him at any time, dispel his strange thoughts, stop him from going to trouble with Green Valley, don't scare the children, and don't rush forward excitedly when you see the enemy, I didn't have a lot of hard work. 】

……

[Wait, I feel so miserable when I think about it. 】

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