[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

Qi Mu hid in the teaching building next to him, thinking about the strange voice of the brown-haired student, a little puzzled.

Originally, he was thinking that if he didn't use banana sticks to erase his memory, he must have enough aura to make people afraid to speak nonsense.

So after retrieving it in memory, he imitated the threat that Bakugo always talked about...

[But what does 'A exploded' mean? 】

great?First?

Somewhat blankly, he shook off the speculation in his mind, and decided not to dwell on such boring questions.

【go home. 】

Qi Mu stood up, and the scene in his sight instantly changed to his own small yard.

"Xiao Nan, welcome back~~!"

Saiki Kurumi was collecting clothes to dry in the yard, and it was not surprising to see her youngest son appearing suddenly, and greeted her happily.

'I am back. '

Qi Mu took his shoes in his hand and stepped into the living room.

"Mama is cooking a big meal tonight~"

Qi Mu Guochun salted fish collapsed on the sofa with a happy expression on his face.

'Um? '

Qi Mu was slightly stunned: "Why..."

"Because I'm home!"

A familiar voice came from the kitchen.

Saiki: '...'

[Why can you still appear here so casually. 】

Kongsuke also sat down on the sofa with a plate of snacks: "It's been a long time since I ate the dishes made by my mother, I really miss it."

One sentence coaxed Saiki Kurumi into elation: "No problem! You can have whatever you want to eat tonight!"

Sorasuke: "I like all the dishes my mother cooks, so let's cook what you want~"

Saiki Kurumi: "Oh, oh, Sora has grown up, mom is so happy..."

Saiki: '...'

Qi Mu Guochun: "..."

Qi Mu Kunchun's face was full of grief: "Kusuo Ameng, throw this unfilial son back to England, mother is about to be taken away!"

【Is this the thought a father should have? 】

Qi Mu ignored a roomful of unreliable family members: "I'm going back to my room first." '

Upstairs there is a difficult explosive|powder barrel waiting for him.

Unexpectedly, Sorasuke suddenly raised his head from Saiki Kurumi's arms: "I'll go with you too, Xiaonan!"

Saiki: ...

The movement of leaving was paused, and he turned his head indifferently: "Don't. '

In an instant, Kongsuke seemed to have lost his background: "Xiao Nan, she has grown up... Now even my brother is not allowed to enter the room..."

[Don't act like a stupid brother who we used to have a good relationship but now I grow up and rebel and you are very sad. 】

Qi Mu said indifferently: "I never let you in." '

Sorasuke's eyes flashed brightly: "Then let me go up and take a look, anyway, there's nothing shameful in there~"

[Maybe there were none before, but now there are people who don't want you to contact. 】

Qi Mu still refused: "No matter what is inside, you will not be allowed to go up." '

"That's it... then there is no way."

Saiki Kongsuke put something back in his pocket with a regretful face.

Saiki:? ? ?

[Wait, you seemed to be planning to put something in my room just now? 】

Saiki Kurumi poked her head out from the kitchen at this time: "Xiao Sora, can you help me take the clothes that mom just collected to Xiaonan's room?"

Sorasuke: "That's not what I said~"

Saiki: '...'

【Meddling your own business again, Mom. 】

There was no way, the mother with the highest status in the family spoke, and Qi Mu could only reluctantly lead the way.

【Well, on the bright side, at least Bakugo is still a dog now...】

Walking in front, Qi Mu looked at the room with his clairvoyant eyes. If he was found, he would feel wronged by Bakuhao and say that he was helping a friend to take care of him.

Walking up the stairs, he saw his bedroom through the barrier of the wall door.

It was still the same as when he left in the morning, but the golden retriever was gone, replaced by a topless boy with afro, lying bored on his bed, flipping through the comics in his hand.

Saiki: ...! ! !

[Hey, why did you change back at this time, classmate Baohao! 】

worst case.

Saiki Kongsuke was still humming a song in a good mood, and Katsuki was lying on the bed unconsciously in the room.

On the surface, Qi Mu didn't know how to express himself, and kept walking at the same speed as before, but his brain started to spin wildly.

[According to the current forward speed, there are still about 25 seconds to reach the bedroom. 】

[Even if I deliberately delay the time when I open the door, there is only a maximum of 5 seconds to spare, any more will cause suspicion. 】

Qi Mu sighed in his heart, why did this difficult person catch up with him? If it was that stupid couple, he wouldn't need to think so much.

"Why did you stop suddenly?" Sorasuke looked at Qi Mu strangely.

Qi Mu turned his head: "...there seems to be a lot of things, let me help you get some." '

Sorasuke was silent for a moment: "...There are only three pieces of clothing."

Qi Mu stretched out his hand firmly: "Okay, here are my clothes, I should take them." '

There was a hint of interest in Sorasuke's eyes, but it was fleeting.

He handed over the clothes cooperatively: "Okay, then you can get it."

Qi Mu took the clothes naturally, turned around and went upstairs again.

[I tried my best, Bakuhao will rely on you for the rest. 】

When he came to the bedroom door, Sorasuke stepped forward and opened the door first.

"...your room is still as boring as when you were a child."

【Then you should not come! 】

Qi Mu cursed inwardly, and walked into the room one step behind.

"Is it in the closet?"

As soon as Sorasuke came in, his eyes fell directly on the wardrobe by the wall.

A wooden wall-mounted wardrobe, just a little lower than the ceiling.With two doors open, it is more than enough for one person to hide in.

' Just put it on the bed. '

Saiki didn't care, and walked over to put the clothes on the bed, but was stopped by Sorasuke.

Qi Mukong took the clothes with a smile: "Why can't you throw away the clothes that Mom carefully washed, let me put them in the closet for you~"

[No, sorry to break your motherly fantasies, but all Mom did was put them in the washing machine. 】

Holding the clothes in his arms, Sorasuke pulled open the closet door.

A few clothes of the same color and style hung alone inside, and a pair of zebra-print casual trousers were folded and placed on the lower shelf, which looked like they hadn't been worn for a long time.

Apart from these, there is nothing else.

"Xiao Nan, you really don't have enough clothes."

Sorasuke didn't change his face, and hung up the clothes with a smile.

'no need. '

Qi Mu walked to the desk by the window, put down the schoolbag in his hand, and took out the books.

[If it wasn't for my mother's strong request, my clothes wouldn't even need to be washed, as long as I go back to the time every day, I can always keep them brand new. 】

Saiki Kongsuke closed the closet door, and glanced at the conspicuous pair of zebra slacks inadvertently.

"..."

Sorasuke's smile deepened: "Hey, why did Xiao Nan want to buy that striped suit?"

'? '

Qi Mu raised his head in doubt: "Which set?" …oh, buy one get one free. '

He recalls the one-time zebra suit that didn't fit with the rest of his closet.

Although he doesn't seem to have any fixed dressing style.

Thanks to Qi Mukurumi, he accepts all avant-garde styles well.

"yes."

Sorasuke seemed to be asking casually, and lost interest after getting the answer.

After putting away his clothes, it is reasonable to say that he has nothing to do here, but Saiki Kongsuke has no intention of leaving voluntarily, and his eyes are attracted by the big bed in the middle of the room.

"I didn't expect your bed to be as messy as ordinary people."

Air help sarcasm.

Qi Mu put out the pen in the pen bag, with a calm expression: "I'm just an ordinary high school boy. '

"Ala~" Sorasuke walked to the bed, "Then you will hide some under the bed like ordinary high school boys..."

He leaned over suddenly, and there was nothing under the bed, only some dusty bits and pieces.

"...Little yellow book not found."

Sorasuke stood up with a bored expression, clearly disappointed.

[Ah, ah, if there is such a thing, how could I put it in such an old-fashioned position. 】

Saiki leaned leisurely on the window sill, watching Sorasuke continue to scan the entire bedroom without giving up.

But his bedroom is very simple, and there are few things, except for the wardrobe, bed, desk and an old TV, there is nothing else.

"……whispering sound."

As if losing the fun of treasure hunting, Kongsuke waved his hands indifferently after discovering that there was nothing in the bedroom: "I'll go down first, mom must have made the pie."

[No, the first thing mom cooks is always the side dishes. 】

Qi Mu still leaned against the window frame, watching him close the door.

After using the perspective to confirm that Sorasuke really went downstairs, Qi Mu turned around, propped the window and said to the person who had been hanging below: "I've already left, come up." '

Before the words were finished, a milk-gold exploding head poked in from the window, with an exasperated look on his face: "It's too slow!! How annoying is that bastard?!"

Qi Mu agreed in his heart, taking a step back to make room for him.

Baohao stretched his arms and jumped into the bedroom, his figure was vigorous, full of strength like a cheetah preying on it.

When he received Qi Mu's telepathy, he was still lying on the bed drowsy. In just a few tens of seconds, he reacted, took a coat from the closet and hid out of the window.

It turned out that after he hung it against the wall outside, he realized that the coat he took out was actually a black and white striped zebra suit.

So it was still dark in the afternoon, and people who came out for a walk could see a zebra with a durian on its head outside Qi Mu's house, which is famous for its loving couple.

Oh, and he was still clutching a copy of "Youth J".

Qi Mu, who listened to the voices of passers-by all the way: '...'

【It's really not easy, classmate Baohao. 】

As soon as he entered the bedroom, the first thing Bao Hao did was to tear off the zebra coat he was wearing, and at the same time he said with disgust: "When did you go to the circus to work part-time?!"

You must know that he believed that Qi Mu would not have any weird clothes, so he grabbed it and ran away without even looking at it.

The result is a winning prize.

'Obviously my wardrobe is full of normal clothes. '

Qi Mu justified his name.

[It was you who picked it too accurately. 】

Baohao complained: "All? There are only a few hanging there, this one is still the outermost one!"

He reasonably suspected it was a conspiracy.

Qi Mu was speechless, this was the second time he was complained about lack of clothes today.

[Sure enough, let’s find some time to go shopping. 】

The last time I bought clothes was two years ago...Well, it seems a bit long ago when you think about it this way.

Bakugo finally had the time to dig into his bag and find a shirt he could wear.

Saiki went to close the window.

"Then Bakugo, you..."

"—Ara, who is Bakugo-san?"

Sorasuke smiled innocently, and poked his head in from the window.

Saiki: '...'

He paused with his hand to close the window, and then pulled it more quickly and mercilessly, without mercy.

Kongzhu quickly took out a steel rod from nowhere and pressed it against the gap.

Saiki didn't even move his fingers, and the steel rod automatically bent towards Sorasuke.

Resolutely letting go of the steel rod, Sorasuke watched the window close in front of him, and pulled out a cannon chamber without changing his expression.

Saiki:? ? ? ? ?

【Wait, this is a residential area...】

A loud bang.

The stroller looked blankly at the source of the sound, and after discovering that the explosion came from Qi Mu's house, he turned his head as usual.

The youngest son of that family is a student who has been admitted to Xiongying, so he is very capable.

Let alone an explosion, once he got up in the morning, the whole bedroom was emptied, and he came back in a circle, and guess what?

Hey, I sent it back to Ann intact!

Qi Muzhai.

The youngest son, who is very capable, has just received a wave of bombardment with his bare hands that is enough to send his entire family and neighbors on both sides to the sky, and now he is trying hard to restrain his tempting thought of beating up his eldest son.

'You are too much. '

Qi Mu shook his hands with a dark face, the attack just now made his arms a little numb.

Sorasuke crawled in through the destroyed window, showing no sign of repentance: "How can you say that, Xiaonan~"

He stood up, changed to a less powerful pistol, and pointed it at Bakuhao.

"I'm just helping you drive out the wild dogs that accidentally got in~"

"You bastard……"

The expression on his face was ferocious for a moment, and dangerous sparks appeared in Baohao's palm.

——There are only three people here, and it is obvious who the wild dog is talking about.

[Excuse me, if you want to fight, please don't be in other people's bedrooms. 】

Thinking about his innocent room, Qi Mu moved his fingers slightly.

In an instant, Sorasuke's gun floated in the air, and all kinds of weapons hidden on his body were also searched out, aiming at himself under the control of his ability.

Sorasuke: "..."

Seeing that the general situation was gone, he raised his hand neatly and rolled his eyes with a smile: "Hey, wait? This is just a joke, don't you all take it seriously?..."

[No, no matter how you look at it, these weapons are not things that will be used for joking. 】

The fire in Baohao's hand went out, and he was a little dazed looking at the various weapons floating in the air.

——Wait, why would anyone carry that bazooka-like thing with them? !

"Xiaonan~Xiaokong~Mom seems to have heard something strange, are you fighting?"

Saiki Kurumi's voice came from far to near, accompanied by the sound of footsteps.

Saiki and Sorasuke looked at each other at the same time and got the same answer.

Truce, eat!

……

Ten minutes later, Bakugo sat at Saiki's dinner table, holding a bowl in his left hand and chopsticks in his right.

"Ah~ I didn't expect Katsuki to come to play with Xiaonan today. Fortunately, I cooked a lot~"

Saiki Kurumi brought out the last dish in a good mood.

Sorasuke smiled: "Mom also knows this wild... child?"

Saiki Kurumi nodded happily: "It's the son of my mother's good friend. Sora doesn't come back often so I don't know, but the relationship between Xiaonan and Katsuki is also very good~"

Qi Mu Guochun picked out a piece of meat, and found that the boy sitting next to him hadn't touched his chopsticks.

He swallowed the food stuffed in his mouth: "What's the matter, doesn't it suit your appetite?"

Baohao was stunned for a moment: "No, no."

Then, as if he just came back to his senses, he picked out some vegetables and ate quietly.

Qi Mu raised his eyes, feeling that something was wrong with his appearance.

"That, although I think it's impossible, but let me ask..."

Sorasuke suddenly looked at the two of them with a gentle tone.

"You guys, are you dating?"

Saiki: '...'

Bakugo: "..."

Saiki replied calmly: 'No. '

Sorasuke seemed to be relieved, and sighed: "That's really great, because you are basically one in the sky and one on the ground~"

"It's the difference between wild dogs and the moon."

He paused every word and looked at Bakugou with a smile.

"..."

Taking a deep breath, Baohao's expression turned extremely pale.

[Yeah, yeah, it's getting more and more excessive. 】

Qi Mu put down the bowl and looked at his brother who was smiling brightly but spoke with a knife expressionlessly.

[Sure enough, he is an annoying guy. 】

After being provoked several times, Baohao felt that it was a miracle that he could still sit here calmly instead of rushing forward to smash the opponent's dog's head.

"Xiao Kong, you're so rude!!"

It was Saiki Kurumi who broke the silence, her eyes widened in disbelief.

"How can you say such things like that!"

Sorasuke: ...

Allah, forget mom is still around.

Saiki Kurumi's momentum was astonishing: "Apologize immediately!"

Sorasuke felt a little weak: "Mom...it's just a joke..."

Saiki Kurumi: "No! Even if it's a joke, you can't say that about others!"

Sorasuke was still dying: "But, but I didn't say Xiao Nan..."

Saiki Kurumi lowered her face: "I don't remember ever teaching you to speak like this to outsiders, Sora!"

Sorasuke: ...

No, probably because of my talent.

Qi Mukong helped overturn the car, but Baohao didn't have the mood to gloat, he stared at a small scratch on the table in a daze.

Suddenly his sleeves were pulled, he looked sideways, and Qi Mu's hands under the table made a gesture of going out in secret.

Bakugo: ...

【If you stay here, my mother's attention will be diverted later, and that guy will probably look for trouble again. 】

Finding an excuse, Qi Mu and Baohao walked out of the house.

"Then I'll go back first."

Baohao was wearing a hoodie and shorts, and was carrying a street lamp, so he couldn't see his expression clearly.

Qi Mu hesitated: 'Wait. '

He moved back to the bedroom in an instant and took off Bakugo's backpack.

Bakugo reached out to take it: "Thank you."

Qi Mu: 'I'll take you back. '

Baohao paused: "...No need."

Throwing the bag on his back, he turned and left.

Qi Mu followed behind slowly.

"..."

Bao Hao stopped, glanced at him, and said in a bad tone: "Didn't you say no?"

[Because you look like you have something to say. 】

But this kind of reason cannot be said, it will explode.

Saiki half-truthfully said: 'I don't want to be with that guy. '

They all know who that guy is referring to.

Baohao let out a snort, and recalled the person who made him uncomfortable even in existence.

"……understand."

There were few pedestrians on the road, and the dim street lamps only illuminated themselves, and scattered light was embedded in the dark blue curtain.

Qi Mu walked behind Bakuhao, and suddenly remembered that they walked by like this not long ago.

At that time, he was ordered not to speak out, and walked behind this man, listening to him apologize awkwardly in his heart.

Qi Mu sighed silently.

[I really miss Bakugo, who used to hear his voice casually. 】

There was no nervous hiding, leaving the noisy environment, and when there were only two people left, what happened in the morning rolled out of memory uncontrollably.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Qi Mu glanced at the person in front of him, his back was straight, his beige hair was curled up, and he walked a little casually, as if subconsciously on guard.

[Don’t tell me yet? Classmate Baohao, he’s already going to your house. 】

Complaining in his heart, even Qi Mu felt tired for this young tame who obviously had something to say but didn't say anything.

Finally, Bakugou stopped.

Qi Mu blinked, even looking forward to it.

【Hurry up, I'm fully prepared. 】

— Be prepared to convince you.

He turned around, his lips moved, and a trace of hesitation crossed his face, as if he didn't know how to speak.

The young man frowned slightly, his already handsome facial features were even more attractive under the dim light.

After a long time, he spoke and pointed to the vending machine next to him with a dull voice.

"...do you want something to drink?"

'...'

Qi Mu turned into a dead fish eye in a second.

[Why bother, classmate Baohao, die early and pass birth early. 】

The author has something to say: I am already dead_:з」∠_

What you see now are the words of the soul code.

Ka Jiang has something on his mind today, so he was out of state the whole time

There is a reason why there is no Sine

Especially in front of the elders, Ka Jiang is a very sensible person!

Ka Jiang gritted her teeth: endure, endure, endure...

Air help high-profile: balabalabala

Saiki Kurumi:?

Air help, pawn.

Next chapter!Kajiang cleared up her mood and rushed to the duck! !

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