[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki
Chapter 70 Day 69 of Disaster
Of course, it was impossible for Qi Mu to take a large and aggressive dog on the high-speed train, so after the vest left, he took Bakugo and teleported home from the toilet at the station.
Appearing directly at the entrance, Qi Mu was a little relieved to find that his mother and father were not at home at this time.
Bakugo shook his head in a dazed state, then sprinted into the room from Qi Mu's feet.
"Wait," Qi Mu quickly grabbed the big dog's tail, "Wipe your feet!" '
Bakugo: ...
Backing back aggrievedly, the big dog stretched out its paws and rubbed fiercely on the wet towel that Qi Mu brought over, with such force that the towel was wrinkled several times.
'Go to my bedroom first. '
After wiping all four paws clean, Qi Mu said to Baohao.
The big dog turned around and ran upstairs, very familiar with the door.
Qi Mu thought for a while, went to the kitchen to get yogurt and bread before going upstairs.
The moment he opened the door, his face darkened.
'What are you doing, Bakugou-san. '
There was a gnashing of teeth in the calm voice.
"...Wow!"
Jumping off the messed up bed, Bakugou approached Saiki as if nothing had happened, sniffing the things in his hands.
He hasn't eaten since he became like this, and he is already too hungry now.
Rolling his eyes indiscriminately, Saiki tore off the yogurt cover on the ground.
As a human being, he never ate on the ground, Bakugo looked at the yogurt on the ground and fell silent.
'...'
After a pause, Qi Mu picked up the yogurt again and put it against Baohao's mouth.
Bakugo: ...! ! !
I was a little determined just now, and now I am going to be hand-fed by the person I am looking for... Yes, it is a bit exciting.
—but he didn't mind coming a few more times at all.
The tail behind him unconsciously patted the ground and made a slapping sound, Bakugo approached the yogurt in Saiki's hand hesitantly, and carefully licked it with his tongue.
Well, kinda delicious.
Probably because he was really hungry, Qi Mu could feel the strength of the big dog's licking every time, and his fluffy head shrugged.
There wasn't much yogurt, and Baohao finished it very quickly, and he still had something to say.
Using superpowers to tear a piece of paper, Qi Mu wiped the milk stains all over Dagou's face due to his inexperience.
He opened the bread again, and he broke off a piece and handed it over.
'I don't have anything else at home for the time being, so let's eat some of these to fill my stomach first. '
Holding the bread piece in his mouth and swallowing it, Bakugo struggled to show a disgusted expression, he looked into Qi Mu's eyes, and patted the ground with his paw dissatisfied.
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
[Who wants to eat this kind of thing? !I want spicy! !spicy! ! 】
Saiki stuffed the rest of the bread into Bakugou's open dog's mouth expressionlessly, stifling his protest.
'Dogs can't eat artificial seasoning. '
Bakugou's mouth was stuffed with bread, and his face contorted for a moment, showing a complex expression between shock and anger.
——So why can a dog make such complicated expressions?
Qi Mu pretended not to see Bakugo's complaint, sat down where he was, and began to analyze the reasons for what happened.
'When did you find yourself like this? '
Bakugo was chewing on the bread, his movements were somewhat difficult due to his unfamiliar physiological structure.
【do not know. 】
Finally swallowing the bread, Bakugo lay down on the spot and yawned.
【...It became like this when I woke up. 】
Qi Mu recalled that when he woke up, it should have been last night...
[—Is this bastard a dog? ]
'...'
Great, case solved.
With dead fish eyes open, Qi Mu struggled for a while, but decided to tell the truth.
'Probably, it's because I missed my superpower last night. '
Bakugo: "...?"
The big dog looked up at Qi Mu, his ears trembling.
Qi Mu pointed to the suppressor on his head: "This suppressor is to help me control my superpowers. If I take it off, my superpowers will get out of control." '
Bakugou reacted and froze in place.
Wait, this, such a case, at that time...
—Is this guy awake? !
His whole dog is sick.
Qi Mu could tell at a glance that he wanted to understand, and continued: "It should be because of this. '
The expression and tone were calm, as if he hadn't been kissed by his child last night, but woke up from a normal sleep until dawn.
"..."
As if being poured with cold water, the excited brain calmed down, and Bakugou was keenly aware of Saiki's unchanged attitude.
【...Don't you have anything to say? 】
His paws clenched the ground unconsciously, and he looked at Qi Mu motionlessly.
Qi Mu looked calm: "Nothing special. '
【…】
Bakugou's gently wagging tail stopped.
[...Really, when will this state change back? 】
After being silent for a while, he naturally continued with the previous question as if the topic had never changed.
'I don't know the exact time, but it should be back in two days. Saiki thought for a moment, "During this time..."
[I live here! 】
Bakugo interrupted him with a decisive look.
'...'
Although it sounds troublesome, but considering that Bakugo directly changed the blow of a species, Qi Mu still reluctantly agreed.
'That night I said that you were placed in foster care by a friend? '
Bakugo raised his head in astonishment.
【explain?To whom? ? 】
Qi Mu: "Of course it's father and mother, since they want to live at home..."
The big dog let out a snort, lowered its shoulders dangerously, and looked menacingly.
【no!Don't even think about it! 】
He bared his teeth threateningly.
[If you dare to tell other people about this, I will kill you! ! 】
Saiki: ...
'Then who will take care of you when school starts tomorrow. '
He was expressionless.
Baohao rubbed his paws on the ground, a little irritable.
[I'm right here in this bedroom, I don't need to take care of it! 】
Qi Mu lifted his chin slightly, folded his arms around his chest: "If you defecate anywhere in my room, I will take a picture and give a copy to everyone in the school." '
Bakugo: ...
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
【You fucking defecate anywhere! ! ! ! ! 】
Dodging the aggressive claws and teeth of the big dog, Qi Mu floated in the air shamelessly, circling in circles in a fit of arrogance.
He said leisurely: "It's just a joke, don't be so sensitive." '
Bakugo: I believe your fucking joke!
'If you're going to live in your bedroom for two days...should go shopping. '
Slowly landing, Qi Mu remembered the key thing.
'I have absolutely no pet supplies in my house. '
Bakugo was obviously still angry, so he ignored him, turned around and left behind a cold ass.
"Does Bakugo need anything..." Qi Mu said intentionally, "For example, a molar stick or something?" '
——Full of bad taste.
The big dog turned his head instantly, his face was ferocious.
[If you fucking dare to buy it back, I dare to pee on the bed! 】
'...'
Qi Mu was shocked by this decisive speech, and was speechless for a while.
——Bakuho, what a guy.
【...I want to eat a freaking spicy chicken curry! 】
After uttering that threat, Bakugo curled up and bit his tail as if something had broken.
[I still want to drink ghost spicy soup! 】
Qi Mu was extremely indifferent: "What are you dreaming about, classmate Bakuhao. '
Even if he can teleport to buy these things, it is impossible for Baohao who is still in the form of a dog to eat them—unless he doesn't want to see his alive and kicking puppy tomorrow.
——Wait, I seem to be a little cautious.
The tail slapped impatiently on the ground, Bakugou didn't want to reason with him at all.
[I said that I want to eat, do you have any opinions? ! ! 】
'Yes yes, got it. '
Responding perfunctorily, Qi Mu didn't want to ask Bao Hao's opinion anymore, and started looking for a nearby pet shop with clairvoyance.
[Go quickly if you know! 】
Chasing people away mercilessly, Bakugo's attitude is as natural as if he is in his bedroom.
'Mom will be back soon, so be honest if you don't want to be found out. '
Already used to the uncle's arrogance, Qi Mu didn't care, but remembered his previous resolute attitude towards being discovered, and gave him a warning.
Baohao lay on the ground and moved his ears lazily, as if he had heard it.
Without further words, Qi Mu teleported away directly.
The only thing left in the room was the big fluffy dog who still had a proud attitude.
After a long time, after confirming that the man would not come back suddenly again, the big dog relaxed his back, and collapsed on the ground as if he was suddenly discouraged. Arrogance looks completely different.
Unconsciously, he changed his posture and curled up into a ball, Baohao's face was buried in his fluffy front paws, looking a bit lost.
—It is impossible to say that there is no feeling.
The mood that has troubled him for so long...Even he himself just figured it out, and was discovered by another person in such a daze...
And the parties didn't say anything at all...
──The appearance of not paying attention to what he did at all.
There was an unexplainable suffocation in his chest, and Bakugo stretched out his claws and scratched at the floor irritably.
This is more aggrieved than being directly rejected.
The man obviously wanted to pretend nothing happened.
——But how could nothing really happen!
Thinking resentfully in his heart, the big dog raised his hind legs and scratched his ears. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he stood up and ran to the place where his backpack was placed.
Unzipping the zipper with some difficulty, Bakugou stuck his head in and rummaged through it.
After a while, he took something out and put it on the ground.
That's his cell phone.
Looking at his soft and round meat pad, Bao Hao hesitated.
By the way, will fingerprints change after turning into a dog...
He tried to stick the fingerprint sensor on the meat pad - it didn't work.
Frustrated, he turned the phone over, turned on the screen, and started the huge project of entering his own lock screen password.
After accidentally pressing the side button for the third time and causing the phone to lock, Baohao left the phone expressionlessly, then bit the pillow next to him hard and scratched wildly.
After venting, he calmed down and started trying again.
This time I was lucky, and opened it once, Baohao heaved a sigh of relief, and then quickly opened the address book to find the person who noted 'old woman'.
Clicking to enter the mail interface, he silently cheered himself up in his heart, and he was about to succeed.
Slowly and carefully typed word by word in the input box, it took 3 minutes for him to send the first message.
Heartbroken: The last TV show, the ending?
It was too embarrassing for him to type with fluffy dog paws, so the words he sent were very short, but he believed that his old woman could understand, after all, it was his own...
Old woman: Did the brat post to the wrong person? ? ?
——If you do it, you will know that I was adopted!
Bakugo scratched the floor unbearably, suppressing his own breakdown.
But at any rate, his old mother saw it in time and replied in seconds, so he was only depressed for a while, and then cheered up and continued to struggle.
Breaking ground: In TV dramas, men are ignored by women, did they get together in the end, and how did they do it?
This time he didn't dare to have any hope for the tacit understanding between himself and the old woman, and tried his best to express it in detail.
Bao Haoguang's reply came very quickly, Bao Hao raised his tail and clicked on it immediately.
Old woman: Oh, it's over.
Bakugo: ...
Fuck, want to hit someone.
Indifferently turning off the communication with his unreliable mother, Bao Hao felt that it would be more reliable to search by himself.
He clicked on the webpage, and just entered the four words "how to catch up", and a series of associations appeared below.
[How to catch up with the boy you like]
Ok?
This seems to be quite useful.
Victory seemed to be right in front of him, Bakugo wagged his tail excitedly, and clicked in.
[Girls should be reserved...]
Bakugo: ...
Just because I'm chasing men doesn't mean I'm a woman, MD, mentally retarded search.
Returning to the homepage lazily, he changed a few keywords again, but nothing was gained.
Kicking the phone away with his paw, Bao Hao lay on the ground, depressed.
That's right, if you could catch up with someone by searching the Internet, there wouldn't be so many howling single dogs in the world.
After laying on the corpse for a while, Baohao suddenly regained his energy, and a carp...yellow dog stood up straight.
Although I don't know those fancy skills, the most basic thing to do in chasing someone should be to make him happy, right?
As if he had thought of some great idea, Bakugo couldn't restrain his instinct and ran around excitedly all over the room.
In this case, as long as you please that bastard with four eyes, it will be fine!
--and many more! ?
The running movement of the big dog suddenly stopped.
Please?
How can you "please"?
After calming down a little, Bakugo jumped onto the bed, lay down in the middle, and thought carefully about this crucial question.
——Is it really going to be like the show on TV?
Thinking of the dog blood TV series that he had watched with Bao Haoguang, the big dog wrinkled his nose in disgust.
Without hesitation for a second, he directly rejected this unwise idea, and looked around the bedroom, hoping to find some inspiration.
Suddenly seeing the bathroom, his eyes lit up.
After living together for so many days, he still figured out some of Qi Mu's little habits, such as taking a shower first when he gets home.
Jumping out of bed, the big dog flicked its tail and ran to the bathroom, walking very briskly.
If the time is right, you can let him have hot water to take a bath as soon as he comes back.
When he came to the bathroom, Bakugou took a look around, and then he was in a good mood to find that he could still reach the hot water switch when he stood up.
After a few tries, the hot water successfully flowed from the faucet in a steady stream.
Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Bakugo thought for a while, then took off the bath towel hanging on the hanger next to him and put it within reach of the bathtub.
All that's left is to wait for Qi Mu to come back.
The big dog couldn't help chasing its tail and turned around a few times, feeling as relaxed as if it was filled with a balloon.
—It seems that there is still some time.
After the excitement passed, Bakugo realized that his current actions were a bit silly, so he stopped embarrassingly.
—Do you want to do something else?
Eagerly looking at the toiletries on the sink, Bakugo had an affirmative answer in his heart.
The sink is a bit high and a bit narrow.
The big dog took two steps back and jumped tentatively.
It feels good!
His eyes were full of interest, Bakugo lowered his body, his hind legs slowly accumulated strength, and then he jumped suddenly.
"Boom-boom!"
Fuck!
Holding the edge of the table in pain, Baohao bumped his head against the faucet, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.
Stretched out his paws and scratched to make sure that he would not fall, Bakugo looked at the things on the sink in a daze.
Well, this is it.
Habitually reaching for it, the dog's paw, which couldn't hold it tightly at all, stabbed the basket down.
Taking a breath, Baohao hurriedly wanted to jump off the sink, but his feet suddenly slipped, and he rolled several times before stopping.
Unconsciously whimpering and moaning, the big dog stood up tremblingly, it seemed that it was in pain from the fall.
But now he can't care about the physical pain anymore, because he has seen the scene that makes him more suffocated.
After the fall just now, and when I rolled down, I seemed to have accidentally stepped on the ground, and now the small basket has been torn apart, and the contents inside have spilled out.
At a loss, he touched the overturned bottles and cans with his nose. For a moment, Bakugo was at a loss, not understanding why he messed up things all of a sudden.
"Crash-"
The ominous sound brought Bakugo back from his thoughts, and a humanized frightened expression appeared on the fluffy dog's face.
Turning around quickly and rushing to the bathtub, he accidentally stepped on the shampoo that had lost its cap with one paw, squeezed out a large lump of paste, and was stepped on by the other paw.
"!!!"
In an instant, his feet slipped, and Bakugo stared wide-eyed as he uncontrollably crashed into the bathtub.
"..."
The second serious injury in a short period of time made Bao Hao feel that his IQ might have been knocked down.
Shaking his head to wake himself up, he struggled to lift his front paws, propping himself up to reach the switch.
The water in the bathtub was already full and was overflowing at this moment, wetting Bakugo's tail and hind legs.
——It's almost there!
Bakugo tried his best to stretch his forelegs, but the wet and flowing water on the ground made it impossible for him to stand firmly, and he was still a little short.
Some waved their paws angrily, and Bakugo jumped up when his brain got hot.
"Pfft!"
Bakugo:! ! !
The whole dog fell into the bathtub and made a big splash, nearly half of the water was spilled out.
Bakugo: Life without love.jpg
Just when he was in an extremely bad mood and thought it couldn't get any worse, there was a voice outside the door that made him even more desperate.
'Boom? '
Bakugou's heart sank into his stomach.
——Saiki is back.
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Appearing directly at the entrance, Qi Mu was a little relieved to find that his mother and father were not at home at this time.
Bakugo shook his head in a dazed state, then sprinted into the room from Qi Mu's feet.
"Wait," Qi Mu quickly grabbed the big dog's tail, "Wipe your feet!" '
Bakugo: ...
Backing back aggrievedly, the big dog stretched out its paws and rubbed fiercely on the wet towel that Qi Mu brought over, with such force that the towel was wrinkled several times.
'Go to my bedroom first. '
After wiping all four paws clean, Qi Mu said to Baohao.
The big dog turned around and ran upstairs, very familiar with the door.
Qi Mu thought for a while, went to the kitchen to get yogurt and bread before going upstairs.
The moment he opened the door, his face darkened.
'What are you doing, Bakugou-san. '
There was a gnashing of teeth in the calm voice.
"...Wow!"
Jumping off the messed up bed, Bakugou approached Saiki as if nothing had happened, sniffing the things in his hands.
He hasn't eaten since he became like this, and he is already too hungry now.
Rolling his eyes indiscriminately, Saiki tore off the yogurt cover on the ground.
As a human being, he never ate on the ground, Bakugo looked at the yogurt on the ground and fell silent.
'...'
After a pause, Qi Mu picked up the yogurt again and put it against Baohao's mouth.
Bakugo: ...! ! !
I was a little determined just now, and now I am going to be hand-fed by the person I am looking for... Yes, it is a bit exciting.
—but he didn't mind coming a few more times at all.
The tail behind him unconsciously patted the ground and made a slapping sound, Bakugo approached the yogurt in Saiki's hand hesitantly, and carefully licked it with his tongue.
Well, kinda delicious.
Probably because he was really hungry, Qi Mu could feel the strength of the big dog's licking every time, and his fluffy head shrugged.
There wasn't much yogurt, and Baohao finished it very quickly, and he still had something to say.
Using superpowers to tear a piece of paper, Qi Mu wiped the milk stains all over Dagou's face due to his inexperience.
He opened the bread again, and he broke off a piece and handed it over.
'I don't have anything else at home for the time being, so let's eat some of these to fill my stomach first. '
Holding the bread piece in his mouth and swallowing it, Bakugo struggled to show a disgusted expression, he looked into Qi Mu's eyes, and patted the ground with his paw dissatisfied.
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
[Who wants to eat this kind of thing? !I want spicy! !spicy! ! 】
Saiki stuffed the rest of the bread into Bakugou's open dog's mouth expressionlessly, stifling his protest.
'Dogs can't eat artificial seasoning. '
Bakugou's mouth was stuffed with bread, and his face contorted for a moment, showing a complex expression between shock and anger.
——So why can a dog make such complicated expressions?
Qi Mu pretended not to see Bakugo's complaint, sat down where he was, and began to analyze the reasons for what happened.
'When did you find yourself like this? '
Bakugo was chewing on the bread, his movements were somewhat difficult due to his unfamiliar physiological structure.
【do not know. 】
Finally swallowing the bread, Bakugo lay down on the spot and yawned.
【...It became like this when I woke up. 】
Qi Mu recalled that when he woke up, it should have been last night...
[—Is this bastard a dog? ]
'...'
Great, case solved.
With dead fish eyes open, Qi Mu struggled for a while, but decided to tell the truth.
'Probably, it's because I missed my superpower last night. '
Bakugo: "...?"
The big dog looked up at Qi Mu, his ears trembling.
Qi Mu pointed to the suppressor on his head: "This suppressor is to help me control my superpowers. If I take it off, my superpowers will get out of control." '
Bakugou reacted and froze in place.
Wait, this, such a case, at that time...
—Is this guy awake? !
His whole dog is sick.
Qi Mu could tell at a glance that he wanted to understand, and continued: "It should be because of this. '
The expression and tone were calm, as if he hadn't been kissed by his child last night, but woke up from a normal sleep until dawn.
"..."
As if being poured with cold water, the excited brain calmed down, and Bakugou was keenly aware of Saiki's unchanged attitude.
【...Don't you have anything to say? 】
His paws clenched the ground unconsciously, and he looked at Qi Mu motionlessly.
Qi Mu looked calm: "Nothing special. '
【…】
Bakugou's gently wagging tail stopped.
[...Really, when will this state change back? 】
After being silent for a while, he naturally continued with the previous question as if the topic had never changed.
'I don't know the exact time, but it should be back in two days. Saiki thought for a moment, "During this time..."
[I live here! 】
Bakugo interrupted him with a decisive look.
'...'
Although it sounds troublesome, but considering that Bakugo directly changed the blow of a species, Qi Mu still reluctantly agreed.
'That night I said that you were placed in foster care by a friend? '
Bakugo raised his head in astonishment.
【explain?To whom? ? 】
Qi Mu: "Of course it's father and mother, since they want to live at home..."
The big dog let out a snort, lowered its shoulders dangerously, and looked menacingly.
【no!Don't even think about it! 】
He bared his teeth threateningly.
[If you dare to tell other people about this, I will kill you! ! 】
Saiki: ...
'Then who will take care of you when school starts tomorrow. '
He was expressionless.
Baohao rubbed his paws on the ground, a little irritable.
[I'm right here in this bedroom, I don't need to take care of it! 】
Qi Mu lifted his chin slightly, folded his arms around his chest: "If you defecate anywhere in my room, I will take a picture and give a copy to everyone in the school." '
Bakugo: ...
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
【You fucking defecate anywhere! ! ! ! ! 】
Dodging the aggressive claws and teeth of the big dog, Qi Mu floated in the air shamelessly, circling in circles in a fit of arrogance.
He said leisurely: "It's just a joke, don't be so sensitive." '
Bakugo: I believe your fucking joke!
'If you're going to live in your bedroom for two days...should go shopping. '
Slowly landing, Qi Mu remembered the key thing.
'I have absolutely no pet supplies in my house. '
Bakugo was obviously still angry, so he ignored him, turned around and left behind a cold ass.
"Does Bakugo need anything..." Qi Mu said intentionally, "For example, a molar stick or something?" '
——Full of bad taste.
The big dog turned his head instantly, his face was ferocious.
[If you fucking dare to buy it back, I dare to pee on the bed! 】
'...'
Qi Mu was shocked by this decisive speech, and was speechless for a while.
——Bakuho, what a guy.
【...I want to eat a freaking spicy chicken curry! 】
After uttering that threat, Bakugo curled up and bit his tail as if something had broken.
[I still want to drink ghost spicy soup! 】
Qi Mu was extremely indifferent: "What are you dreaming about, classmate Bakuhao. '
Even if he can teleport to buy these things, it is impossible for Baohao who is still in the form of a dog to eat them—unless he doesn't want to see his alive and kicking puppy tomorrow.
——Wait, I seem to be a little cautious.
The tail slapped impatiently on the ground, Bakugou didn't want to reason with him at all.
[I said that I want to eat, do you have any opinions? ! ! 】
'Yes yes, got it. '
Responding perfunctorily, Qi Mu didn't want to ask Bao Hao's opinion anymore, and started looking for a nearby pet shop with clairvoyance.
[Go quickly if you know! 】
Chasing people away mercilessly, Bakugo's attitude is as natural as if he is in his bedroom.
'Mom will be back soon, so be honest if you don't want to be found out. '
Already used to the uncle's arrogance, Qi Mu didn't care, but remembered his previous resolute attitude towards being discovered, and gave him a warning.
Baohao lay on the ground and moved his ears lazily, as if he had heard it.
Without further words, Qi Mu teleported away directly.
The only thing left in the room was the big fluffy dog who still had a proud attitude.
After a long time, after confirming that the man would not come back suddenly again, the big dog relaxed his back, and collapsed on the ground as if he was suddenly discouraged. Arrogance looks completely different.
Unconsciously, he changed his posture and curled up into a ball, Baohao's face was buried in his fluffy front paws, looking a bit lost.
—It is impossible to say that there is no feeling.
The mood that has troubled him for so long...Even he himself just figured it out, and was discovered by another person in such a daze...
And the parties didn't say anything at all...
──The appearance of not paying attention to what he did at all.
There was an unexplainable suffocation in his chest, and Bakugo stretched out his claws and scratched at the floor irritably.
This is more aggrieved than being directly rejected.
The man obviously wanted to pretend nothing happened.
——But how could nothing really happen!
Thinking resentfully in his heart, the big dog raised his hind legs and scratched his ears. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he stood up and ran to the place where his backpack was placed.
Unzipping the zipper with some difficulty, Bakugou stuck his head in and rummaged through it.
After a while, he took something out and put it on the ground.
That's his cell phone.
Looking at his soft and round meat pad, Bao Hao hesitated.
By the way, will fingerprints change after turning into a dog...
He tried to stick the fingerprint sensor on the meat pad - it didn't work.
Frustrated, he turned the phone over, turned on the screen, and started the huge project of entering his own lock screen password.
After accidentally pressing the side button for the third time and causing the phone to lock, Baohao left the phone expressionlessly, then bit the pillow next to him hard and scratched wildly.
After venting, he calmed down and started trying again.
This time I was lucky, and opened it once, Baohao heaved a sigh of relief, and then quickly opened the address book to find the person who noted 'old woman'.
Clicking to enter the mail interface, he silently cheered himself up in his heart, and he was about to succeed.
Slowly and carefully typed word by word in the input box, it took 3 minutes for him to send the first message.
Heartbroken: The last TV show, the ending?
It was too embarrassing for him to type with fluffy dog paws, so the words he sent were very short, but he believed that his old woman could understand, after all, it was his own...
Old woman: Did the brat post to the wrong person? ? ?
——If you do it, you will know that I was adopted!
Bakugo scratched the floor unbearably, suppressing his own breakdown.
But at any rate, his old mother saw it in time and replied in seconds, so he was only depressed for a while, and then cheered up and continued to struggle.
Breaking ground: In TV dramas, men are ignored by women, did they get together in the end, and how did they do it?
This time he didn't dare to have any hope for the tacit understanding between himself and the old woman, and tried his best to express it in detail.
Bao Haoguang's reply came very quickly, Bao Hao raised his tail and clicked on it immediately.
Old woman: Oh, it's over.
Bakugo: ...
Fuck, want to hit someone.
Indifferently turning off the communication with his unreliable mother, Bao Hao felt that it would be more reliable to search by himself.
He clicked on the webpage, and just entered the four words "how to catch up", and a series of associations appeared below.
[How to catch up with the boy you like]
Ok?
This seems to be quite useful.
Victory seemed to be right in front of him, Bakugo wagged his tail excitedly, and clicked in.
[Girls should be reserved...]
Bakugo: ...
Just because I'm chasing men doesn't mean I'm a woman, MD, mentally retarded search.
Returning to the homepage lazily, he changed a few keywords again, but nothing was gained.
Kicking the phone away with his paw, Bao Hao lay on the ground, depressed.
That's right, if you could catch up with someone by searching the Internet, there wouldn't be so many howling single dogs in the world.
After laying on the corpse for a while, Baohao suddenly regained his energy, and a carp...yellow dog stood up straight.
Although I don't know those fancy skills, the most basic thing to do in chasing someone should be to make him happy, right?
As if he had thought of some great idea, Bakugo couldn't restrain his instinct and ran around excitedly all over the room.
In this case, as long as you please that bastard with four eyes, it will be fine!
--and many more! ?
The running movement of the big dog suddenly stopped.
Please?
How can you "please"?
After calming down a little, Bakugo jumped onto the bed, lay down in the middle, and thought carefully about this crucial question.
——Is it really going to be like the show on TV?
Thinking of the dog blood TV series that he had watched with Bao Haoguang, the big dog wrinkled his nose in disgust.
Without hesitation for a second, he directly rejected this unwise idea, and looked around the bedroom, hoping to find some inspiration.
Suddenly seeing the bathroom, his eyes lit up.
After living together for so many days, he still figured out some of Qi Mu's little habits, such as taking a shower first when he gets home.
Jumping out of bed, the big dog flicked its tail and ran to the bathroom, walking very briskly.
If the time is right, you can let him have hot water to take a bath as soon as he comes back.
When he came to the bathroom, Bakugou took a look around, and then he was in a good mood to find that he could still reach the hot water switch when he stood up.
After a few tries, the hot water successfully flowed from the faucet in a steady stream.
Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Bakugo thought for a while, then took off the bath towel hanging on the hanger next to him and put it within reach of the bathtub.
All that's left is to wait for Qi Mu to come back.
The big dog couldn't help chasing its tail and turned around a few times, feeling as relaxed as if it was filled with a balloon.
—It seems that there is still some time.
After the excitement passed, Bakugo realized that his current actions were a bit silly, so he stopped embarrassingly.
—Do you want to do something else?
Eagerly looking at the toiletries on the sink, Bakugo had an affirmative answer in his heart.
The sink is a bit high and a bit narrow.
The big dog took two steps back and jumped tentatively.
It feels good!
His eyes were full of interest, Bakugo lowered his body, his hind legs slowly accumulated strength, and then he jumped suddenly.
"Boom-boom!"
Fuck!
Holding the edge of the table in pain, Baohao bumped his head against the faucet, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.
Stretched out his paws and scratched to make sure that he would not fall, Bakugo looked at the things on the sink in a daze.
Well, this is it.
Habitually reaching for it, the dog's paw, which couldn't hold it tightly at all, stabbed the basket down.
Taking a breath, Baohao hurriedly wanted to jump off the sink, but his feet suddenly slipped, and he rolled several times before stopping.
Unconsciously whimpering and moaning, the big dog stood up tremblingly, it seemed that it was in pain from the fall.
But now he can't care about the physical pain anymore, because he has seen the scene that makes him more suffocated.
After the fall just now, and when I rolled down, I seemed to have accidentally stepped on the ground, and now the small basket has been torn apart, and the contents inside have spilled out.
At a loss, he touched the overturned bottles and cans with his nose. For a moment, Bakugo was at a loss, not understanding why he messed up things all of a sudden.
"Crash-"
The ominous sound brought Bakugo back from his thoughts, and a humanized frightened expression appeared on the fluffy dog's face.
Turning around quickly and rushing to the bathtub, he accidentally stepped on the shampoo that had lost its cap with one paw, squeezed out a large lump of paste, and was stepped on by the other paw.
"!!!"
In an instant, his feet slipped, and Bakugo stared wide-eyed as he uncontrollably crashed into the bathtub.
"..."
The second serious injury in a short period of time made Bao Hao feel that his IQ might have been knocked down.
Shaking his head to wake himself up, he struggled to lift his front paws, propping himself up to reach the switch.
The water in the bathtub was already full and was overflowing at this moment, wetting Bakugo's tail and hind legs.
——It's almost there!
Bakugo tried his best to stretch his forelegs, but the wet and flowing water on the ground made it impossible for him to stand firmly, and he was still a little short.
Some waved their paws angrily, and Bakugo jumped up when his brain got hot.
"Pfft!"
Bakugo:! ! !
The whole dog fell into the bathtub and made a big splash, nearly half of the water was spilled out.
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Just when he was in an extremely bad mood and thought it couldn't get any worse, there was a voice outside the door that made him even more desperate.
'Boom? '
Bakugou's heart sank into his stomach.
——Saiki is back.
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