[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

When he woke up the next day, Qi Mu didn't realize for a moment what was going on with his warm arms tightly hugging him.

[Leaking super energy? 】

He thought in a daze, and then denied the guess.

No matter how leaking the super power, it won't turn into a big living person out of thin air.

Turning his head slightly, he saw clearly the identity of the person next to him.

Qi Mu's brain became clearer, and the things he experienced last night emerged one by one.

【this person……】

——He was not allowed to snore and grind his teeth, and ended up sleeping very poorly!

With a black face, he threw back the strong arm that was on his body, Qi Mu pushed him: "Bakuhao, get up." '

The milk-blonde boy had a bit of impatience on his face, as if his dream had been disturbed, but he managed to open his eyes.

"..."

It seemed that he hadn't come back to his senses either, the moment his eyes focused on Qi Mu, he froze for a moment.

After Qi Mu confirmed that he opened his eyes, he didn't care, and let him find his brain on the bed.

Teleport back to his bedroom to pick up luggage and toiletries and then come back at the speed of light, Qi Mu plans to live in Bakuhao for the next time, so the things must be brought over.

The ability to control different things to where they should be. There are not many clothes, and they are mainly daily necessities.

After Saiki finished everything and came out, Bakugo also scratched his head and got up.

The boy stepped on the ground sleepily, obviously not awake yet.

The loose pajamas were pulled up with his movements, revealing a thin waist and prominent abdominal muscles.

"...Are you going to patrol together today?"

After seeing Saiki, Bakugo asked casually, as if there were so many mornings when he woke up together.

'Well, the clothes are put on the bed for you. '

Qi Mu responded, and even kindly manipulated his ability to pass him a cup and a toothbrush.

"..."

Inexplicably, Bakugo, who had been fully served, didn't realize it, holding the cup he lay down in his hand, and the toothbrush he forced into his mouth.

Qi Mu took a moment to glance at him: "I don't need to brush my teeth for you." '

There was a bit of sarcasm in his tone.

Bakugo felt that he might not have woken up yet.

If it wasn't in the dream, how could this person who is using his ability to make the quilt fold obediently be Qi Mu.

——That stinky man with a paralyzed face, a speechless and indifferent face!

Holding his toothbrush in his mouth and brushing it slowly twice, Bao Hao leaned against the door frame of the bathroom and looked at Qi Mu.

"Hey, did you take the wrong medicine?"

It's a little slurred, but you can still hear what you're saying.

'...'

Stopping what he was doing, Qi Mu looked at him with an unkind expression.

'Don't talk nonsense, act quickly. '

After being slapped in the face, Bakugou seemed much more at ease.

After he quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth and went out, Qi Mu had already cleaned up the somewhat messy room.

Grabbing the folded clothes on the bed, Baohao raised his eyebrows: "I didn't realize you are so virtuous."

With a cool glance, Qi Mu sat on the small sofa and waited for him: "Let's say it's rent." '

After all, it was because of his problem that the two squeezed together, which could also be regarded as compensation for Bakugo.

[In short, I will try my best to treat you better in the next time, so kneel down and thank you, Bakuhao. 】

……

In the next few days, Qi Mu and Bao Hao acted together with Chao Bao Niu Wang.

Occasionally, there will be some small troubles with enemies, but most of the time, nothing will happen.

This also directly caused Baohao's temper to become more and more stinky. He had a gloomy face throughout the afternoon theory class, and he didn't give the teacher any face. However, he could perfectly complete what he had to learn and recite, and no one could find fault.

But it hurts Qi Mu who lives with him every night.

After Baohao couldn't control himself again, and the slippers he flung away vigorously flew out, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Picking up a certain irritable durian, he went to the training room and had a fight.

And it's not a normal training match.

Bakugo attacked frantically but couldn't touch a piece of his clothes, he could only look at the leisurely someone with hatred.

And Qi Mu spent more than 40 minutes walking Bakuhao like a cat teasing a mouse, and he didn't change his breath until the opponent's physical strength was exhausted.

In the end, the milk-blonde boy collapsed on the ground panting for breath, he didn't even have the strength to fight fire, exhausted physically and mentally.

Guessing that Baohao should not be in the mood to throw a little temper, Qi Mu carried him back to the room again, threw him into the bathtub and left him to fend for himself.

Although the process is a bit rough, but fortunately it works.

Since then, Baohao has really settled down a lot, it's the eyes that look at Qi Mu at any time that make him feel hairy.

It seemed that he was being targeted by some vengeful beast, lurking at any time and waiting for the opportunity to bite back.

This weird atmosphere lasted until the end of the workplace training, and the "reward" that the trendy bull king said finally came.

"Tomorrow you need to go to the TV station to do a favor." Chao Bao Niu Wang said concisely.

Bakugo frowned: "The TV station... Could it be that there are enemies going to attack there?"

【No, I don't think it has anything to do with the enemy. 】

Qi Mu didn't think that the so-called leisure and vacation of the trendy bull king would be related to hero affairs.

Tide Bull King: "Cough... no, it's a very interesting thing."

"In fact, both our firm and the python firm have long-term cooperation with the TV station, which can be regarded as a kind of hero sideline."

【What?Isn't your side business a barbershop... that's surprising. 】

"I received a notice from the TV station before that we need to help shoot an advertisement or something... But the heroes in the office are all busy, so I can only let you go."

[Wait, is this really a reward... Sure enough, it is a punishment in another sense. 】

【Also, if you say that you are busy with affairs, you obviously don't want to do such troublesome things. 】

Qi Mu looked unkindly at the vest and pigtail standing beside him, and got two bright and hypocritical smiling faces.

Baohao still didn't understand: "...so you are going to take pictures?"

Chao Bao Niu Wang nodded: "Almost, you can say that."

He lost interest in an instant, curled his lips and said, "No."

"This is an order." Chao Bao Niu Wang was extremely cold.

Bakugo: "..."

Even though the two were reluctant, they were ruthlessly thrown to the TV station as they were small and weak.

For Bakugo, the only consolation is probably that he can take off that formal suit and put back on his casual clothes.

"Qi Mu? Bakugo?"

In the aisle, a suspicious voice came from behind the two.

The two turned around, and what appeared in front of them were 800 million Kanba and Kazuyo Kento from Class B.

【Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

Just look at the professional hero Boa Constrictor behind the two of them, wearing a small dress and delicate makeup, as if he just came out of the camera.

"Are you here on behalf of Chaobao Niuwang Office?" The boa constrictor shook its small fan, and the person who looked at the decorative snake head shivered.

Bakugo nodded.

Facing professional heroes, no matter how upset he is in his heart, he will maintain basic respect on the surface.

The boa constrictor seemed to be pleased, and smiled lightly and stepped aside: "Go, I'm waiting for you."

800 million and Quan Teng instantly cast a sympathetic look for the pair of suffering brothers and sisters who are about to be ravaged.

Saiki: '...'

Hearing the silent mourning of the two girls, the corner of his mouth twitched, suddenly feeling a little worried about his future.

But it’s impossible not to go. If the bull king knows that they have released pigeons on the TV station, it is estimated that Aizawa Shouta, who is far away from Xiongying, will appear at the door of their dormitory tonight.

When he came to the studio at the end of the corridor, Qi Mu found that the door was ajar.

Baohao gently pushed it away, and took a look: "There seems to be no one."

The two walked in, bypassing a large pile of wires and machines that didn't know what to do.

'Hi, is anyone there? '

Qi Mu expanded the scope of the sound transmission to the entire room, but no one answered.

"Fuck, are you playing tricks?!"

Bakugo, who was already full of anger, jumped onto a big guy that looked like a speaker a little annoyed.

Qi Mu didn't care about leaving the nose of the plane next to him, which was as bad as the standard. He looked around, and then found his target under a curtain.

'Hello, is this Mr. Shot? '

Pulling back the black curtain, Saiki asked politely.

The huddled man was suddenly exposed to the light, making him tremble in shock.

"Shh! Be quiet!" he snapped.

【...What is this doing? 】

Qi Mu watched silently as the man knelt and crawled on the ground, carefully taking pictures with the camera.

Bakugo jumped off from the big guy: "Huh? It's you who called someone and sneaked away!"

It seemed that he was proclaiming his anger, and the sound of his landing was so loud that the man unconsciously looked over.

"--what are you doing?!!"

After seeing what Bakugo got off of, the man's face flushed instantly, and he blew his beard and stared with anger.

"Get away from my darling!!!"

"what?"

Bakugou pulled the corner of his mouth, and looked back at the thing he had just stepped on.

"What - darling? Is it this big black guy?"

He curled his lips, kicked it lightly with his feet, and finally concluded: "It's still pretty strong."

"you!!"

The man was so angry that he rolled his eyes, got up from the ground with some difficulty, rolled up his sleeves and went towards Bao Haokai.

'enough. '

Qi Mu took a step forward to block between the two, sighing in his heart why he should be the middleman in persuading the fight, but remained calm on his face.

'Mr. Shot, we are the interns of Chaobao Niuwang Office, and we are here to help. '

He bites the words "Chaobao Niuwang" and "help" very hard, and he also intends to remind the two of them that there is still a task to be done.

But neither of the two who were angry could care about him.

Mr. Shot's full beard couldn't hide the angry pink color on his face, and the beard on his lips trembled and trembled.

"It doesn't matter where you came from! If you touch my darling when you come to my place, you will have to pay the price!!"

Bao Hao didn't give up much, and the fixed three-to-seven points exploded again, with the corners of his eyes raised, like a wild cat preparing to attack.

"It's ridiculous, who would call himself Mr. Short? Is it because he's already 'short'?!"

"It's a shot! It's not a short! It seems that Xiongying's students are not very good. They can't even speak English well, so why should they be heroes?!"

"It's so long-winded!! Is it up to you to decide whether I deserve to be a hero! You are too short, so don't deceive yourself, bastard with a big beard!!"

Saiki: '...'

[One bastard is enough, why can I meet someone who is as naive as him here. 】

The pink curly-haired boy sat quietly on the ground, as if in front of him were not his baby boy and the photographer, but two noisy chihuahuas who didn't like each other.

After about 10 minutes, this meaningless quarrel, which was as rich in content as elementary school students, stopped.

The bearded man rubbed his throat, and smiled the moment he stopped arguing, changing his face as quickly as magic.

"You're not bad, boy, it's rare to meet someone who can quarrel with me so happily!!"

Bakugo's face twisted for a moment, suspicion flashed in his eyes.

"Are you mentally ill?"

[Unfortunately, I think both of you should go to the brain department of the hospital for two days. 】

Qi Mu complained silently.

The bearded man waved his hand nonchalantly, looking refreshed and completely different from just now.

"A little personal hobby~ But you, I like it very much!"

Bakugo let out a disdainful nasal voice: "Don't fucking mess around with the relationship."

But they didn't provoke any more, and the two seemed to have reached some kind of bond that others couldn't understand in this sudden quarrel.

Qi·Normal·Mu:'...'

[I really can't understand it, and I don't want to understand it. 】

The bearded man picked up his camera and walked towards the center of the room: "Come here, there are still many things to do today!"

[Oh, I suddenly became serious. 】

Unprepared to cut to the point, Saiki stood up, feeling that something was right.

——Artists are all lunatics, and the more talented they are, the faster they become insane.

Baohao put his hands in his pockets, and walked over in a dawdly way.

"My name is shot, not short." Mr. Shot introduced himself while fiddling with the camera. The first sentence was to clarify misunderstandings. Sure enough, men can't tolerate the question of length. An ad, named for the hero reserve, is an old-fashioned handmade kimono."

Bakugo: "Oh, bearded."

Mr. Shot: "..."

Saiki: "Why does the kimono have to be shot by the hero reserve?" '

Mr. Shot shrugged: "Who knows what those merchants are thinking, they say it's a collision between tradition and modernity, and they want to embody the theme of inheritance and new life-if you want me to say it's fucking fart, isn't it just two pieces of worn-out clothes? ?”

Saiki: '...'

He sort of realized why this Mr. Shot treats Bakugo differently.

Emotions are people all the way.

Bao Hao sneered: "Then can you just take two pictures and go back?"

The bearded man glared at him: "No! This is an insult to my professionalism!"

With that said, he took out two playing cards from his pocket: "Here."

The two playing cards were handed over with their backs up, and the bearded man motioned for the two to draw one each.

Qi Mu had seen it with perspective in advance, one was Xiao Wang and the other was Da Wang.

I don't know what it means, but from the implication of the card, the king should be beneficial to the party no matter what.

So he took the lead in drawing the big trump card without changing his face.

After Bakugo took the remaining one, Beard asked them to turn over.

As expected, the one who exploded was the gray and white little king, and the one who got Qi Mu was the colorful king.

The two looked at the bearded man, waiting for his explanation.

Big Beard: "Because it's a must-have for men and women in the advertisement, so I specially asked Chao Bang Niu Wang to choose two people who are good-looking and young."

An ominous premonition flashed in Bakugo's heart.

"...Isn't this drawing card just for deciding between men and women?"

The bearded man gave a thumbs up: "Bingo!"

Bakugo: ... Bin a hammer! !

If you have to choose between two poker cards, no matter what you think, the one who draws Xiao Wang loses.

Looking at someone with a calm face, he would only believe it if he said there was nothing tricky about it.

【Ara, I'm so sorry, Bakugo-san. 】

Qi Mu didn't look sideways, as if he couldn't feel Baohao's murderous gaze.

It's not that I didn't wear women's clothing, but it was normal to wear women's clothing when I became a female body 'Nanzi'.

But now he is as 'Kusuo', he has never tried it, and he doesn't really want to try such an exciting play.

Besides, he can't become 'Kusuko'... After all, the reported name is Saiki Kusuo, a student in Class A of Xiongying's 1st year. If he changes his gender, how can he explain the relationship between Bakugo's legendary girlfriend and himself?

[So, it's not that I won't help you, student Baohao. 】

[It's more than enough heart but not enough strength. 】

Rather gloatingly, Qi Mu turned the poker in his hand.

But the bearded man continued.

"The king wears women's clothes, and Xiao Wang wears men's clothes."

Saiki: '...? '

The movements of his hands froze, and the brightly colored clown grinned wildly, as if he was mocking someone's cleverness.

The author has something to say: I don’t know why, but I just like this kind of storyline of taking photos hehehe

There is a feeling of strange play

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Landmine]: Xianyin, my captain is super cute, and Xian is three years old;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

月220瓶；Carol40瓶；真没办法30瓶；赤色黑瞳13瓶；纽约市民的好邻居、瑾安10瓶；今天太太日万了吗5瓶；2瓶；風のmagi、墙头很多的戮婪、龙聆、羡三岁1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!