[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

In a room full of technology, with flashing green lights and a faintly fluorescent screen, something that looks like a nutrition cabin in a movie slowly opened the heavy cabin door.

【Yeah, yeah, I'm obviously just here to fix my gloves. 】

The pink-haired boy sat up in a white mist, his white naked body looming, his expression definitely not happy.

[Why did it end up like this. 】

Because the special gloves that sealed the ability of "spiritual divination" were damaged during the sports festival, and the replacement items in the equipment department brought him unexpected troubles, so that night, Qi Mu didn't delay any longer and directly teleported Arrived at Saiki Sorasuke's private studio.

"Have you come out yet?" The pale blond-haired boy walked in with his eyes narrowed.

Walking out of the cabin, his body was still slightly wet, Qi Mu pulled a towel around his lower body expressionlessly, and said bluntly: "Clothes." '

Qi Mu Kongsuke cooperated and took out a paper bag from behind and handed it to the boy: "It's really a coincidence, all the replacement clothes in the studio have been washed."

——There was embarrassment on the face, but there was no hint of introspection in the tone.

'? '

Qi Mu raised his head vigilantly, with a bad premonition in his heart, he reached out to take the paper bag, and he opened it...

The cute black and white short maid outfit with black silk, the complete one even has matching small leather shoes and tulle transparent underwear, the bottom of the paper bag has cat ears and a furry tail...

'...You wear this kind of thing yourself! '

Throwing the paper bag back to the face of the man with an unscrupulous smile in front of him, Qi Mu was once again shocked by the degree of perversion of his elder brother, although he didn't want to admit it.

Sorasuke carefully caught the paper bag that slipped from the face, with false distress: "How rude! This is the only clothes that can be worn in the studio, if you break it, Kusuo, you will have to go back naked. "

[I'd rather go back naked than wearing such weird things! 】

[Speaking of why there is such a thing in the studio, what do you usually do? 】

Probably because he knows too much about the rich inner activities of his brother's facial paralysis, so even though Saiki didn't say the above complaints, Sorasuke seems to have guessed it: "If you go back naked, you will catch a cold ~ and I usually have I'm researching how to better eliminate... um, better help you suppress superpowers, this kind of thing is just a small hobby of a new intern~"

[Wait, you just said 'eliminate', right? 】

Ignoring his brother's dangerous speech, Qi Mu's face darkened: "What about the clothes I wore when I came here?" '

When I came here, I was clearly wearing my school uniform. Even if it was a little dusty after a day of competition, as long as I went back in time, it would be fine.

"Ah, that!" Sorasuke seemed to have an innocent white flower appearing behind him, he winked mischievously at Saiki and stuck out his tongue.

"Accidentally pulled into the grinder, and then touched the alcohol lamp when I was rescued, and was washed away by the water sprayed from the fire hydrant!"

Saiki: '...'

[What the hell did you do to other people's school uniforms, scum. 】

[And no matter how you think about it, this kind of thing can't be done 'accidentally'. 】

[Besides, why is there such a thing as a grinder in a college student's private studio? 】

Sorasuke passed the paper bag in his hand again, and smiled obediently: "Then, I can only wrong Kusuo!"

With a blank expression on his face, Qi Mu pointed at the clothes on Sorasuke: "Give me the clothes on your body, and then go and wear them yourself." '

Sorasuke's complexion suddenly changed, with an artificial panic on his face, and somehow shyly: "Eh? Is that so? It turns out that Kusuo thought so... But brother, I have no problem~"

As he spoke, his face was flushed, and he made a gesture to take off his coat, and his every move was full of disharmony.

'... That's enough, no need, put it on for me! '

Blinded by the sudden show, Qi Mu covered his injured eyes, grabbed the paper bag, and kicked him out with his last kick.

……

Ten minutes later, Saiki in normal men's clothing appeared in front of Sorasuke.

"...Tch." Seeing that Saiki hadn't put on the maid outfit, Sorasuke smiled and congratulated, "As expected of a superpower, this situation really won't trouble you!"

【Hey, did you 'tch' just now? 】

After exchanging equivalent value for normal clothes, Saiki expressed doubts about the existence of all the clothes that were cleaned in the studio——disposing of all the clothes in order to defeat himself sounds like this people will do.

'The physical examination has also been completed, so I'm leaving first. '

That's right, that's why Saiki would come out of that kind of ominous-looking cabin.

When he came to London to find Sorasuke, this guy was sitting in front of the computer and clicking. After knowing Qi Mu's intentions, he agreed without hesitation. He just offered to help him do a physical examination to record the changes in his superpowers over the past few years. .

Sorasuke looked at the documents in his hand: "No, wait, there is one more inspection that hasn't been done."

'? ' Saiki gave him a look.

"It's a blood draw~" Sorasuke closed the folder, smiling innocently.

[Yeah, what kind of new item is this. 】

Saiki followed Sorasuke into another room: "Why do you have to draw blood all of a sudden?" '

Kongsuke put down the folder on the test bench, and began to rummage around: "There was no condition before, but recently there is a new invention..."

Qi Mu looked at the layout of this room, there were many strange pipes and jars, there was only one platform in the middle, and some cardboard boxes were piled up around it, which looked very abandoned.

[Did try to draw blood before, but nothing could pierce my skin. 】

As a superpower, Qi Mu almost never bleeds—of course, accidentally biting his tongue while eating doesn't count.

【However, in this society with individuality, maybe there is really something...】

Sorasuke seemed to have finally found what he wanted, turned his head excitedly, and raised the unknown object in his hand: "Then let's start!"

Saiki: '...'

Qi Mu: "Wait, what is that thing in your hand that looks like it can easily break people down into cells?" '

Sorasuke: "This? It's the psychic cleaning... Examination Machine No. 7!"

【Hey, did you just say 'cleaning'?It's not my illusion this time! 】

Qi Mu respected this thing that was like the ultimate weapon that traveled through time in a future sci-fi film, and refused to let the needle that might be as thick as a finger enter his body.

"No, Kusuo."

Seeing that Qi Mu was exuding the black air of "If you dare to hold that thing close to me, I will let you experience why I am called the God of Two-dimensional", Sorasuke hugged his cleaning machine, ah no, the medical examination machine Number 7 looked serious.

"If you don't pay attention to your super power, it will become a threat to the entire earth, so it is very important to grasp the change information in time-after all, you don't want to be the sinner of the destruction of mankind~"

[... Oh hoo. 】

The pale blond boy in front of him smiled harmlessly, but it easily made Qi Mu rise from not wanting to draw blood to a level where not drawing blood would be the cause of the extinction of the entire human race.

[How can I refuse like this. 】

Having already talked about this, Qi Mu could only keep a dark face and let that very bad-looking thing drain half a tube of blood.

[Speaking of which, this thing is really useful. 】

Looking at the wound on his arm that had disappeared, Qi Mu was still a little surprised, because before this, he never thought that something could pierce his skin.

"Okay, the collection is complete!" Sorasuke carefully removed the tube of hard-won blood and touched his chin, "But it doesn't look like anything special, I thought it would be a cooler blue..."

【Have you tacitly accepted that I am not even a human being? 】

Qi Mu silently rolled down his sleeves, controlling himself not to punch him.

'Now that everything is done, I'll go back first. '

After finishing speaking, he disappeared into the air as if he couldn't wait.

"Hmm~" Sorasuke ignored Qi Mu who left on his own, squinting his eyes and smiling slightly, looking in a good mood.

He didn't bring the blood vessel back to the laboratory, but packed it in a strong-looking safe, the thick velvet pad inside was safe and stable.

After that, he lifted the safe and put it into a backpack, leaning against the wall.

Turning around, Sorasuke took out his phone, typed a line, and sent it.

Seeing the news that the mail had arrived successfully, he smiled brightly.

"Maybe we'll see you again soon, Kusuo~"

……

It was almost midnight when we got back to Japan.

Qi Mu, who was going to wash up and go to sleep, suddenly remembered that there is one more thing that must be done.

[Yeah, yeah, I almost forgot. 】

Arriving at Baoxu General Hospital 12 minutes before 10 o'clock, Qi Mu stood transparently in front of the bed of a seriously injured young man.

The young man probably just had an operation, wearing an oxygen mask, with weird tubes attached to his body, his hair was completely shaved, and he was wrapped in bandages.

Even in his sleep, he looked uneasy and frowned, as if caught in a bad memory.

【Is this Iida-san's older brother? 】

Looking at the weak and pale patient in front of him, Qi Mu stretched out his hand to cover him, and used time regression.

[It still looks alike. 】

The equipment on the side detected the abnormal fluctuation of the patient's body and issued a harsh alarm sound. In an instant, Qi Mu heard the sound of the doctor coming outside the door.

[Then, goodbye. 】

The young man on the bed had already opened his eyes, and was looking around blankly at this moment, feeling that there seemed to be someone in the room before, but soon he had no time to worry about it, because he noticed the changes in his body.

"Eh? This is..."

The young man sat up in shock, and tentatively touched the wound left by the previous piercing, but found that he didn't feel any pain.

An unbelievable conjecture arose in his heart, he took off the bandages on his body...

"What happened? Are you okay?!" The belated doctor broke in, anxious.

But the young man who sat up on the bed turned his head in a daze, his lips moved slightly.

"What?" The doctor thought he had heard wrong, and froze in place.

"...The wounds are all gone." His tone was difficult.

……

【Yeah, yeah, I was almost knocked down by that doctor. 】

Qi Mu sat on the edge of the bed and lifted the transparency, holding a coffee jelly in his hand and chewing happily.

Of course, he usually would not eat such high-calorie sweets at night, but today passed too long, full of stories and twists and turns, all in all frightened him greatly, so in order to sleep well It was only because of the feeling that he temporarily decided to give himself a small reward to comfort him.

【Well, that's right, it's just a sacrifice you have to make in order to get a good night's sleep. 】

It was another mouthful of jelly and creamy jelly. Qi Mu's expressionless face seemed to be filled with happiness, and even girlish pink bubbles appeared behind him.

"Drip!"

[No, even emails can't disturb my coffee jelly time. 】

"Drip!"

【so annoying. 】

The annoying bell kept ringing, as if urging Qi Mu to give up his insistence.

Swallowing the last bite, Qi Mu finally gave the phone a look.

[?It is Green Valley. 】

The baby-faced boy dyed his hair and came over with a bunch of emoticons.

【It's so late and still not sleeping. 】

The subordinate replied with a question mark, and Qi Mu immediately showed that he was typing when he saw it.

The World's No. [-] European Chef: Do you have time tomorrow, Qi Mu?

Coffee Jelly: None.

The World's No. [-] European Chef: Please!I have something very important to ask Saiki-san! [Grievance Baba.jpg]

The World's No. [-] European Chef: There is a new dessert shop opened at the station, which looks delicious. Let's go together tomorrow!

Qi Mu was extremely indifferent, trying to bribe me with a small dessert to give up the hard-won vacation, thinking who I am...

The world's No. [-] European chef: I heard that the coffee jelly is first-rate!

Coffee Jelly: What time is it?

After making an appointment with Green Valley on the time and place to meet tomorrow, Qi Mu turned off his mobile phone, without any sense of shame about bending over the coffee jelly.

He turned off the light, pulled up the quilt, and looked forward to tomorrow's god-level coffee jelly, not knowing what would be waiting for him.

……

"Xiao Nan! Xiao Nan!!"

[What's the matter, it's early in the morning... Is it because I'm late for work again or I forgot to put on my pants. 】

Qi Mu opened the bedroom door with a dark face, and in front of him were two frightened and distorted faces. The growling expressions could vaguely tell that they were his parents.

【ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...】

Saiki: 'What are you doing? '

"Xiao Nan! It's that one!... Yesterday's sports festival!!"

Saiki Kurumi panickedly pointed at the TV, which was broadcasting the commentary on the rebroadcast of yesterday's sports festival. Several hosts talked about the overall quality of the heroic students and the surprises brought by the hero reserve in the current society.

[Isn't this normal? I've already prepared for it. 】

Qi Mu watched his face appear on the TV. Although he tried his best to be unobtrusive, there were still a few invincible close-ups.

[After all, he was considered the runner-up in the end. 】

"No, no, no! It's not this!!" Saiki Kunio was devastated.

【Why Kusuo and that brat...】

Saiki:?

Saiki: There seems to be something in your heart.

Feeling that something was wrong, Qi Mu went back to the house and picked up the phone.

"It's today's entertainment news...the homepage!!" Saiki Kurumi reminded in a low voice, not knowing why her tone was a little excited.

Qi Mu swiped open the phone, and saw the push on the notification bar at first glance.

[Explosion!A high-profile statement for the entire grade!Xiongying first-year student representative...]

[Love and kill each other!Heartbreaking kiss in thick smoke, the champion is mine, I am yours...]

[The last confession——is to bow my proud head to you, and obediently offer my surrender...]

Saiki: ...

Saiki: I don't want to click on it anymore.

Although the title seems to have perfectly summed up his sports festival, but there is still a little luck in my heart, I hope this is the bombing of the whole Internet after some star announced his relationship.

You can see that the grade might be wrong, it should be in the entertainment industry, the champion or something might be the actor, in short, it is definitely impossible to say that it is low-key, ordinary and inconspicuous...

In a piece of news that I randomly clicked on, the first thing that popped up was a full-body picture.

Among the diffuse smoke and dust, the dust particles that are not very clear cast a blurred filter on the whole picture, looming.

The milk-blonde boy closed his eyes, his usual distorted face was not visible in the photo, and he put his arm around the boy in his arms, with a calm expression, and the already attractive facial features became more profound, as if kissing the treasure of a lifetime As pious and gentle, as if a little force is disrespectful and offensive to him...

Saiki: ...

Qi Mu: Oh hoo.

[Wait, what kind of fairy capture is this, the character design has completely collapsed! ... By the way, the author's picture description is too disgusting, can you please pay attention to the words you use? ! 】

[And I was pulled into a different space as promised, why did I go in after this incident! 】

Suddenly feeling a little breathless, Qi Mu quickly swiped across the suffocating photo, refusing to admit that the other protagonist in it was himself, but the next shock came immediately.

Also a big picture.

The pink-haired boy lay unconscious on the ground. The milk-blonde boy knelt on top of him, bent slightly, and reached out to caress his side face as if in disbelief. His red pupils were full of heartbreak...

Saiki: ...

[Wait, when did this happen? ! 】

[And it's unbelievable that Bakugo-san would show such an expression. 】

Deciding that this was a photoshopped by unscrupulous media for the sake of gaining attention, Saiki resolutely quit the news page, stopped looking at those amazing news, and made a gesture to Saiki Kurumi and Saiki Kunio who looked at him anxiously. Calm and reasonable explanation.

'These are all false. '

[That's right, these are all composite pictures, composite pictures! 】

Kunio Saiki handed over his mobile phone tremblingly: "But Kusuo...there is still a video here..."

Click.

The mobile phone let out a groan|groan of being scrapped.

"!Alas……"

Shi Hua took over the cell phone that had been brutally murdered by him, and Qi Mu Guoxiong watched his son's kind expression, and swallowed his tears.

'Yes, the video is also fake. '

There was a hint of determination on Qi Mu's expressionless face.

"Xiao Nan!" Sai Mu Kurumi grabbed Qi Mu's sleeve, with a serious face: "Mom never forced you to bring a cute girl back, because Xiao Nan is different, so as long as someone is with your mother, it will be very easy." Have fun... It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl..."

"...So...you have to be responsible to Katsuki, Xiao Nan!"

Saiki: ...?

Qi·did nothing·innocent·implicated·kissed·Mu: ...Who is the one who needs to be held accountable?

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