[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

'—You're going to declare war on me? '

Qi Mu looked at Baohao who was speaking almost arrogant words in front of him, and was a little surprised. No one had ever seen his full abilities, and the first reaction was to challenge him.

"Yeah, four eyes! What's the matter, are you scared?!" With a fierce look, Bakugo looked at Qi Mu with malicious intent.

'……Do not. '

There was a hint of interest in his voice, and the corner of his mouth curled into an imperceptible arc.

' Rather, I'm looking forward to it. '

——Looking forward, someone can beat him.

Hearing Saiki's reply, Bakugo grinned slowly, full of arrogance.

The blood-colored pupils reflected Qi Mu deeply, the same color, but it was different from the sinister and cold feeling of Shigaraki when he looked at people-being watched by Bakugo, it was like bathing in a burning fire, warm and dry, with To the scorching heat that incinerates everything.

"—Then let me wait!"

Throwing away the last sentence, Bao Hao walked away without looking back.

When Qi Mu teleported back home, his parents had already fallen asleep, he simply tidied up and lay on the bed, but after a while, he discovered an unbelievable thing...

He, Kusuo Saiki, is facing insomnia for the first time in his life.

Witnessing the night slowly receding and the sky gradually brightening with his eyes open, Qi Mu felt that his whole body was not well.

[Is it menopause... How is it possible? ! 】

Even adding the age of the previous world, Qi Mu is only about 30 years old... Wait, let's count the infinite repetition of the second year of high school...

[...Maybe it was the cool wind blowing last night. 】

Reasonably avoiding the topic of age, Saiki blamed last night's insomnia on the weather on the top of the mountain, and refused to admit the fact that it is already summer.

In the end, he didn't close his eyes all night, Qi Mu got up and went to wash up.

As a superpower, he wouldn't have any problems even if he didn't sleep for three days, but the good habits he had developed over the years still made him feel a little tired psychologically after a night of waking up.

[It seems that what was mentioned yesterday was the shopping mall near here. 】

After going downstairs to have breakfast and going out, Qi Mu took out his phone and started looking through yesterday's chat records.

Because of Aizawa Shouta's behavior in front of the students in the USJ incident, everyone felt grateful to this teacher who has always been a ghost. In addition, the students who witnessed the scene described it in detail to those who were not present. I realized how terribly the teacher was injured at that time—"Ms. Aizawa was not breathing at that time!"—so under the organization of the monitor, everyone decided to use this day of rest to choose gifts for the teacher.

[So in the end who said such an exaggeration. 】

The weather was fine today, the sun wasn't too glaring, and it didn't feel hot. Qi Mu walked leisurely to the meeting place.

[Obviously, he has gone back in time to make him heal. 】

"Student Qi Mu!" Unexpectedly, at the entrance that should have been waiting for many people, there was only Lu Gu alone.

'Is anyone else here yet? Qi Mu approached, a little puzzled, he thought he was too late.

"...No, this one, it's probably free to move around first..."

Green Valley scratched his head with a dry smile. Today he wore crisp short-sleeved trousers, a baseball cap on his head, and a headset hanging around his neck.

Qi Mu: "...don't call the name? 'The tone that is ready to move.

"No! Even if you don't name Qi Mu, you still have to participate in group activities!" Green Valley instantly sensed Qi Mu's thoughts, and dragged him to the shopping mall.

'...' Feeling helpless as to why the one waiting here was the difficult Lugu, Qi Mu had to be forced into the crowded shopping mall.

[With this kind of population density, even I can't easily find scattered classmates. 】

Qi Mu's brain has been receiving the voices of the people around him since he came in. All kinds of voices are mixed together, and there are buzzing voices, which basically make his telepathy useless.

[Forget it, buy whatever you want and go back. 】

He himself came because Iida said in the group that he would gather all the members to participate in something, but when he arrived, they actually went in first, which is really inexplicable.

With a little sequelae of staying overnight, Qi Mu walked slowly with Green Valley.

"Mr. Saiki, do you think Mr. Aizawa would like the surroundings of All Might?" Green Valley stopped in front of a store with a big All Might signboard at the door, looking eager to try.

'perhaps. 'Thinking about it, the teacher was quite concerned about All Might's injury at that time, and Qi Mu was not very sure.

"Then, let's go and see...?" Although it was a questioning tone, Green Valley's legs had already stepped in uncontrollably.

'...'

[Sure enough, the first requirement when buying gifts for others is to like yourself. 】

Reluctantly, Qi Mu also followed in, only to find that there was something hidden inside——

"This is this——?!!!" From the corner ahead came a shocked voice from Green Valley.

Saiki took a look at the layout inside. It was a very traditional Japanese style, with tatami paper doors and wooden floors, and some yukata dolls and exquisite flower arrangements were placed beside it.

Going forward, I saw a scene that shocked Green Valley.

Sitting at the counter was a very popular mountain heroine, who had taken off her usual tights and was now wearing a sexy modified kimono with a pair of knee-high black silk on her lower body.

Standing upright next to him was the fire hero Andeva, wearing a cardigan casually, showing his strong chest muscles.

"Welcome!!" Seeing Qi Mu approaching, the two heroes showed warm smiles that didn't fit their personality.

'...? '

Qi Mu turned his head to look at Green Valley, and questioned, "This is the All Might peripheral store?" '

[If you send this kind of thing out, something will happen. 】

"No, no, no, me, me..." Green Valley said mechanically, as if he didn't understand why he saw two professional heroes in this kind of store.

'...Calm down, this is fake. Unable to see Lv Gu's embarrassing appearance, Qi Mu said.

"That's right, kid~!" Andeva said with a smile, just like a kind uncle. "The professional heroes in the store are all transformed by the staff through their personalities, please don't care~"

"—" Green Valley lost his voice for a moment.

"By the way, you guys just mentioned All Might is right!" The girl who played the mountain lady was probably also a lively girl, she winked at the two of them, "You two are very lucky, we just got Ouer Might recently. Authorization of Ermite Studio! So today, standing in front of you will be—”

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!" A burst of hearty laughter came from behind the curtain, and the familiar voice made Lu Gu's eyes shine.

"—I'm coming too!!"

The wind from nowhere blew the door curtain, and a strong figure with two dull hairs on its head gradually appeared in front of everyone.

"All Might!! It's still the samurai version!!" Green Valley's eyes were about to pop out, and he looked excitedly at All Might who was wearing a samurai uniform and a dagger on his waist.

"That's right! The newly launched All Might Samurai play service!!" Mountain Lady excitedly took out the leaflet, "It's only 4000 yen for one hour! It's a special service that can only be had today!!"

"New release...Samurai...One hour...Special price..." Green Valley seemed to be in a trance, he muttered to himself with a smirk, "Okay, I want one..."

"Green Valley boy!!" It was also All Might's voice that made Green Valley's mind clear for a moment.

"Ooool All Might?! Two!!" He looked at another All Might in front of him in shock, comparing left and right, and his head was shaking.

"Green Valley boy! Have you forgotten why you are fighting today?!" All Might, who appeared later, was wearing the battle uniform of the golden age, standing in front of Green Valley with a serious face, "Remember your original intention, juvenile!!"

"Ou... All Might..." Lvgu stared blankly at the sudden appearance of All Might, and suddenly recalled that today I came to pick out a thank you gift for Mr. Aizawa, if I spent all my money here ...

"I'm sorry! All Might!!" He no longer has the samurai uniform in his eyes, and now Lugu is full of the teacher in front of him who has been teaching and helping him, "I almost made a big mistake because of my own selfish desire..."

"It's okay, Green Valley boy! Everyone makes mistakes, just smile at this kind of time, hahahahaha——"

"Yes, All Might! Hahahahahaha——" Green Valley laughed and left the abyss of crime.

Three shop assistants: ...

"... This child, is he crazy?" Andewa's actor looked confused.

"..."

The other two shop assistants who witnessed the whole process of Lvgu talking to himself and leaving with a big smile also looked confused.

"...You are still so young, how pitiful."

Qi Mu, who has hidden merit and fame, left long ago, standing at the door patiently waiting for Lu Gu who was tricked out by superpowers.

"...Student Qi Mu, I always feel that I have grown up again." Lu Gu and All Might bid farewell, and walked up to Qi Mu with fists clenched, with firm eyes.

'...' He hesitated to speak.

"Let's go, this time we must choose a gift that Aizawa-sensei likes!!" Back on track, Lvgu strode away full of energy.

【Well, in a sense, the goal has been achieved. 】

Qi Mu finally decided to let this matter rot in his stomach.

When passing by the pet store, Qi Mu went in and bought a cat teasing stick and hair removal brush.

[Although I don't know if the general will shave his hair or not, but that guy must not only lick the general's cat. 】

Qi Mu thought about it, suddenly.

[Ah, scumbag. 】

"Does Saiki-san want to buy these for Aizawa-sensei?" Green Valley asked curiously, feeling a bit strange to give this...

'Well, I saw him teasing cats before. Qi Mu didn't care about shaking off the little unknown hobby of his homeroom teacher.

"Cheat?! That Aizawa-sensei?!!" Lvgu seemed to be choking on his own saliva, it was impossible to imagine.

"...Then, let me buy something related too..." Thinking that Qi Mu would not talk nonsense, Lu Gu hesitated, and went to the pet store to buy some dried fish snacks that were selling well.

'Then you can go back after choosing the gift. ' said Saiki again.

"Wait, um, actually I haven't visited this place much yet, why don't we take a walk around?" Lu Gu asked to stay.

'No, there are a lot of people. 'A flat refusal.

"Well, just for a while, maybe Saiki-san will have something he wants to buy too?"

Green Valley ignored Qi Mu's refusal, and carefully held him to prevent him from running away, and the two of them wandered aimlessly in the mall again.

[Speaking of which, is the mall too big? I haven't met any other students in the class. 】

"Oh oh oh~~ Hey, look at Shangming!!"

Just thinking about it, Qi Mu heard a familiar voice.

[You will never change your mind, classmate Putao. 】

Green Valley didn't notice the two students who were in the store next door, and they were stopping to watch the interview with All Might on the screen.

"The color of this swimsuit, this pose..." Mineta held a small figure and said in a professional tone of researching modern history, "Mr. Aizawa will definitely be very satisfied!"

【Put it down, you will die. 】

Unexpectedly, he planned to give it to Aizawa Shouta, Saiki was shocked by this strange idea.

【...Probably you need to discover another kind of beauty. 】

Thinking with some evil intentions, Saiki gave Mineta Minoru a hint in his mind.

"Actually, this one is not bad, but the cup is too small—ahhh eyes! My eyes!!!"

Mineta's painful cries and Kaminaru's flustered voice came from behind.

"Why did you become a naked man?!! It's going to be the eye of a needle!!"

Saiki and Midoriya, who didn't know anything, left Mineta's sad place. When they passed by a doll shop with pink decoration, they found Koji Kouda, who didn't have a high sense of presence in the class.

【This is... a plush cat, maybe it will suit Mr. Aizawa's wishes by accident. 】

I have never heard this classmate speak, but Qi Mu who can hear his heart knows that he is just too shy, and occasionally bubbling in the group, but he is too silent when facing each other, and his sense of presence is much lower .

[Wait, if you put it this way, my favorability in the class can't go down, is it because I talk too much? 】

Suddenly feeling that he had discovered the truth, Qi Mu began to seriously consider creating a silent character.

【... No, there are very few bangs, but they are still conspicuous. 】

Then it should be the personal talent of Koji Kouda, Saiki was relieved, and felt sincere envy for it.

"What's wrong with Qi Mu?" Lugu noticed Qi Mu's distraction.

'Nothing, I saw the classmates in the class. Qi Mu said truthfully.

"...?!!!" After hearing this, Lu Gu looked like a thunderbolt, "Where is it? Why didn't I find it?!"

'...Look at the figures of Kaminari and Mineta, Koji Kuchida who just passed by, 800 million in the bookstore next door, and Li Ri who is waving at you now. Qi Mu counted them one by one.

"Li, classmate Liri?!" Lugu looked in the direction of Qimu's finger, his face flushed instantly, he covered his face with his arms, and said to Qimu in a muffled voice, "I, we'd better go Let’s take a look upstairs... This floor is almost full of shopping..."

Looking at Lu Gu's shy look with interest, Qi Mu was noncommittal.

{My classmate is Lord God}

The World's No. 2 European Kitchen: Why is everyone on the second floor? ! !

The World's No. 3 European Chef: In short, we are now heading to the [-]rd floor, everyone must be careful! !

Fluttering: Ah!I forgot, just now I greeted Lu Gu classmate. [Sorry.jpg]

The World's No. [-] European Chef: ...It really surprised me...

I'm the monitor: @Everyone is almost ready to assemble!Everyone, take your seats first! !

Green Valley put down the phone, turned around and saw Qi Mu staring at him expressionlessly.

"...!"

He almost didn't bring it up in one breath, and Lu Gu was so frightened that his heart stopped beating.

"Scared me to death, student Qi Mu, why did you just look at it without saying a word!!"

'You are very suspicious. '

"Haha...is there any?..."

Lvgu looked left and right but didn't dare to look Qi Mu straight in the eye.

'...forget it, where to go next? '

Seeing him trembling like a frightened rabbit, Qi Mu stopped asking.

Taking a long breath, Lu Gu casually pointed in the direction, "Let's go over there and have a look first!"

"—Damn it! Which bastard is so arrogant while I'm not around?!"

Before he got close, he heard a violent voice.

'...It's Bakugo. Saiki glanced at the frozen Green Valley, and said intentionally, "Would you like to say hello?" '

"No, no, no!" Lu Gu's whole body trembled, "When Xiao Sheng breaks the record, it's the scariest... He won't stop until he completes the record..."

He turned around and pulled Qi Mu to stride in the opposite direction.

Knowing the food chain relationship between the young tame and dyed, and being issued a letter of challenge last night, now I don't want to see Baohao's Saiki being pulled away by Lugu in cooperation.

"—Bakugo, Iida asked to gather!"

Not a while after Saiki left, Kirishima came out from an unknown corner of the game hall and found Bakugou with his mobile phone.

"Go get the cake you just made!"

"……Hold!"

Glancing unhappily at the points that would soon break the record, Baohao simply dropped the handle, put his hands in his pockets and stood up, "Let's go."

"...Wow, it's already so high, what a pity..." Kirishima followed Bakugo, and glanced at the score on the electronic screen, feeling a little distressed.

Humming impatiently, Bakugo walked out of the game hall.

"...Just let that guy have another two days."

Here Qi Mu has been dragged by Green Valley around the mall for no less than 3 laps, and finally stepped out of the mall gate and walked on the pedestrian street.

'...so what exactly do you want to do today. Qi Mu suspected that Lv Gu's mind might be a little broken today, so he wandered aimlessly all afternoon and didn't buy anything.

Is this a curse?

He is destined to accept repeated tortures from his childhood.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry... I haven't been here for a long time, and I miss the scenery here..." Lu Gu said embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.

'? '

[Sure enough, my brain is broken, I have already started talking nonsense. 】

Qi Mu was speechless.

"By the way, let's have a meal together before going back, Qi Mu!" Looking at the phone, Lugu suddenly became excited, and pointed to a restaurant not far away, "Let's go there!"

Qi Mu looked at the place pointed by Green Valley, but suddenly his eyes went dark, and something covered his head, blocking his sight.

'Hey, Green Valley—'

Something was forcibly placed on his ears again, and suddenly crazy rock music exploded in Qi Mu's mind, and the intense drum and bass sound disrupted his thoughts.

【what? ! 】

Even Qi Mu, who was as calm as Qi Mu, couldn't help being stunned for a moment, unable to react at all.

Even forgetting to see through, Qi Mu raised his hand to uncover the thing covering his head, but he was grabbed by his hand, and then dragged and ran.

Loud music was still being poured into his ears, Qi Mu's whole brain was confused, he couldn't hear the voice of Green Valley, he could only feel the wind blowing through the corner of his clothes, and he was being pulled to run at a high speed.

For two or three seconds, Qi Mu didn't seem to be able to feel himself. He just mechanically moved his legs together, as if turning a corner, or passing through something, and finally stopped when he finally regained consciousness.

"Hey, Izuku Midoriya—" He took off his hat and earphones angrily.

"Snapped--"

Something bloomed, and colored ribbons filled his vision.

"—Saiki-san, thank you very much!!"

Not neat, but with a voice full of sincerity.

Qi Mu was completely stunned, surrounded by classmates who were usually familiar or unfamiliar, all with big smiles on their faces, and some of them were laughing and waving the ribbons in their hands.

'This is……'

He turned his head to look at the green valley beside him who was still panting.

"Because... Saiki-san also saved us before...so..." Lvgu smiled shyly, expressing his unreasonable behavior just now.

"——so thank you for what these scumbags say!!"

Saiki looked towards the source of the sound, and Bakugo rolled out a cake with a stinky face, with the words "thank you" written on it with jam.

"Bakuho-chan, obviously you are also very interested in kero." Wabuki tilted his head, and immediately saw through Bakugo's disguise.

"Whispering!! Shut up!! Go to hell!!" Baohao, who had blown his hair, yelled at Meiyu viciously.

"You guys are really dishonest..." Shangming Electric grabbed Bao Hao's shoulders with one hand, ignored his cannibalistic eyes, and said with a bright smile at Qi Mu, "Yo, Qi Mu, although you were not I was there, but that movement shocked me!"

"Just make it up, you've already turned into an idiot face at that time!" Erlang Xiangxiang rolled his eyes, mercilessly revealing his shortcomings.

"kero Saiki-chan has saved me twice... Thank you so much!" Wabuki Meiyu raised her head and looked at Qimu seriously. Trouble verbal thanks are still too easy...

"I also experienced your ability up close at that time... You are very handsome!" It was rare for Mineta to be serious and not mention anything about sex.

"...When we saw Teacher No. 13 and Teacher Aizawa injured like that before, we were going to despair!" Li Ri rubbed the ribbon in her hand, recalling how she felt at that time with some fear.

"But Saiki-san appeared with a slap, and then the two teachers recovered and woke up with a swipe!!" Ashdo Sanna danced excitedly to express her unbelievable feelings at the time.

"Ah, it's a miracle." Shoko Mezo, who has always been silent, also echoed.

"No, no, that's a god!!" Sero shook his head with an exaggerated expression.

'you……'

"Student Qi Mu, as the monitor of Class A, I failed to overcome difficulties with everyone. I am really dereliction of duty!" Iida looked at Qi Mu solemnly, ignoring the noisy students for the first time, "So, really Thank you very much, thank you for being able to stand up at the critical moment and save everyone!!"

Qi Mu looked at the crowded and chaotic pile of classmates in front of him with some ecstasy.

'...It's really messed up. '

"Hahaha, it's really a little bit!" Lu Gu laughed dryly twice, thinking that Qi Mu was talking about the matter of bringing him here just now.

"But there is no way, Qi Mu's ability is too buggy!" 800 million said with a sad face, "I have been thinking for a long time before deciding on this plan... Although the process was a bit rough, but fortunately the result is good!" She frowned. Lips laughed.

Saiki blinked his dry eyes.

【I am a superpower...】

【... Obviously saving you is just a matter of lifting your hands. 】

"Qi Mu, it's a pity that I didn't get to see your heroic appearance." Chang An handed Qi Mu a glass of juice. "But I look forward to having the opportunity to fight with you!"

"Me too." Hong Jiaodong also looked over, with a calm expression, "Next time we meet, I hope I can do my best."

【But how to say...】

"When I was teammates with Qi Mu before, I just won by lying down!" Wei Bai smiled softly, a little distressed, "Sure enough, if we do it again, I hope to be the opponent!"

[This feeling of swelling in the chest...]

"—You rookies, get the hell out of here!!!" A violent voice sounded.

"I've already made a reservation for this guy!!!" Bao Hao confronted the three of them aggressively.

"It doesn't matter." Chang An raised his chin and said coldly.

"What did you say?! You crow head!!!"

"What a disgrace! This is the King's Eagle!"

"What bullshit king?! I am the king!!"

"Bakugo-san, please get off the table! This is too impolite!"

"Yes, Xiaosheng..."

"To shut up!!!"

"Alas……"

【This is the first time. 】

The juice in Qi Mu's hand swayed slightly, making it even more alluring under the warm light.

He took a small sip.

【So sweet...】

"—Ah! Mineta-san, what were you doing just now?!"

"No! No! I didn't see anything!!"

"Plum Rain Sauce! Catch him!!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Hey, man, what's that thing on your face? Secondary illness?"

"...Go to hell."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Hmm~~ Let me show you my newly bought glasses~ Aren't they very shiny~!"

"...Well, maybe a little too sparkly."

"Hahahaha what kind of taste do you have!"

"Okay!! It's a man who will not get drunk today!!!"

"What are you talking about? How can you be drunk if it's all juice."

"Hee hee hee~ I secretly bought wine here~ Don't come and taste it, everyone!"

"Student Ye Yin! How can a girl drink alcohol!!"

"Eh? That boy is fine?!"

"No, no, boys are not allowed either!...Wait, shut up, Kirishima-san!!!!"

【...But it was really noisy. 】

The author has something to say: Me!in spite of!I!Give Qishen one!hug! !

I want to let this man! !Pulled into the world by Green Valley! ! !Let him have mortal feelings! ! !

I want to let this superpower! !There can also be surprise parties! ! ! !

I don't care I don't care! ! !

All members of class A are angels! ! !

blow up! ! !

Enter v and spread red envelopes! !

The characters are all their own! ! !

OOC is all mine! ! !