[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

Of course, this is only part of Loki's experience. Later, he and the human mages got to know the evil gods in different spaces. It happened that the bad allies he knew from aliens wanted to come to the earth to grab gems, so the mages discussed it with Loki. They set up a trap together, so that the people sent by the bad allies were lured to the place of the evil god of different space by the time gem, and they had a good time playing together.

The Cthulhu acquiesced that the earth and this space belonged to him, so of course he couldn't get along with the guy who wanted to come to the earth to make trouble, so this and that, and that and that, the Cthulhu was seriously injured and retreated to the dark space, and the allies retreated dissatisfied and said that they would find a few more gems to fight back next time When the field came, the troops also withdrew.Both sides didn't realize that there was a doorway in this battle, and Loki happily accepted the task of 'monitoring the time stone on the earth', and could continue to let himself go.

"Wait, you mean that bad ally, is he still coming?"

Hannibal was a little dizzy by this story with a lot of information, and it was only after he guessed and reasoned that he sorted out Loki's cloudy and highly referential words.

"Well, after you find other infinity gems, there will be more at that time. The universe is so big, there will always be someone who can deal with him. If not, at worst, you and Alice will immigrate to Asgard before the destruction of the earth! I will take mine Get rid of the useless father and elder brother, take over by yourself, and approve your immigration."

Loki answered naturally.

At this time, Uncle Ba's heart is complicated. Although he is not a villain, he is not a good person either.So it stands to reason that the survival of the earth has nothing to do with him.But that’s not the case. Can there be machines without humans?Do you have a computer?Is there a coffee machine?Do you have coffee?Is there wheat... Without the existence of basic human civilization, how can we enjoy the joy of food!

Wouldn't it be a pity if the humans, aliens, and mutants on the earth all suffer!Speaking of which, he has been a passive vegetarian for so long because of one or another reason, and if you go all out to attract alien villains to exterminate the species, it would be too miserable!

"Are you worried? Don't worry, considering the time of interstellar travel, maybe Alice will be the age of a grandmother when he comes back."

Loki comforted, in his opinion, this is really not a big deal, because it is still far from now.

"I'm just a little surprised. I didn't expect it to turn out like this. As a result, many of my plans have to be adjusted." Hannibal frowned, staring at the blue sky outside the window. Who would have thought that the interstellar threat would be so close to them?

It's not that Superman refuses to leave the earth, but the earth needs Superman.

Hannibal had never thought about it that way.

This is not correct, human civilization cannot rely too much on a single life body, superman can help human beings, but human beings should not rely on superman.

But it is too late, the earth has not entered the interstellar civilization, and it is too early to rely on the strength of the earth people to fight against the interstellar invasion.

At this moment, there is such a crisis that human beings can only rely on Superman.

This would be an act of last resort, but also a decisive and deadly mistake.Superman's protection makes human beings lose the strength and courage to fight against alien civilizations, and a comfortable environment is often the key to species extinction.

In fact, Luther Lex has also thought about these things, which is why he resists the existence of Superman, and even hates Superman.Human beings should not be protected by something superior, and we should not deprive us of our right to live freely just because you are powerful.Humans are living creatures, not pets.So he believes that the disappearance of Superman can make everything return to normal.

Hannibal thought differently, he thought just the opposite - if there were more people with greater power, Superman, who was just one of them, would not matter anymore.

It doesn't matter whether they are geeks, mutants, superpowers, mages or aliens, it doesn't even matter if they are not united, intrigue and consume each other.As long as they exist and can survive, the earth will not have no choice when facing this situation.

"I see. It's amazing. At this moment, I understand why Professor X set up a mutant school. It's not only for mutants, but also for human beings and other life on earth. If there is a chance to meet, maybe We'll be friends."

Hannibal sighed, but unfortunately, that is an absolutely impossible assumption.

It is possible to become friends if you have not met, but it is absolutely impossible to become friends if you meet.

Because there's something very dark and dangerous in his nature, and besides, he doesn't think it's bad.

Good and evil are just relativity, and desire is also a part of human nature. Without it, wouldn't human beings have nothing?

"Loki, I temporarily accept the lantern ring, but I just keep it for you."

Loki listened and showed a happy smile: "Asyourpleasure (as you wish). I look forward to the energy battery that you can use as soon as possible after I find it. I can ask if you can use it, what are you going to achieve with it desire?"

Hannibal looked at Loki gently, not sure if he was covering up the heavy and painful part of his heart.

"If it can choose the holder, I don't think the real me will be recognized by it. And even if it works, it can't fulfill my real desire."

***

Different from Hannibal's serious style of painting, the development of some people is a little silly.

Go back in time a little bit, and it all started with the Zhenglian meeting where the boss of Batman listened to Superman's different ideas.

When Diana publicly expressed her support for Clark, and Superman looked quite ambitious and ready to do big things, Batman was nervous and worried. He had to bear the humiliation and maintain the same style of painting as the two people who wanted to make troubles , in order to figure out what they are going to do, and intervene at the critical moment so that the situation will not deteriorate.

Facts have proved that even if it is enlightened, it is still a two-headed husky, and it will not turn into a black-backed or a chow!

After hearing Clark's thoughts, not only Diana was shocked beyond words, even Bruce almost couldn't hold his face.

"To sum up what you said before, Professor X told you an important prophecy. In the future, you are likely to be called a lord and fight a mutant called a large group? And according to Professor X, this should be a bad future. So I don’t want to tell you all the content, in case there is a tragedy to avoid the future and make the future happen. The way you think of is to make the future come true as soon as possible. The first step is to open a LOL account and name it Lord, and then strive to be on the list ?”

Batman raised his hand and pinched the acupuncture points near the bridge of his nose. He felt that he might not have had a good rest recently, did he have tinnitus, did he hear something strange?

"That's it." Clark said seriously that he wasn't joking, "I think changing the future can easily cause the future to happen instead, so it's better to simply let the future happen earlier, but it's not in a bad direction but in a good direction. For example , if you just listen to the prophecy mentioned by Professor X, you will feel that in the future I will become a gangster and be called a lord. The best way to avoid this happening is for me to become a lord in advance, a lord in a good sense .”

This time Diana finally understood: "So you want to improve the ranking of your account by playing online games, and then leak out that the user of this account is Superman, so that everyone knows that Superman's screen name is Lord, use this method to switch What is the meaning of the name Lord in the prophecy?"

Clark nodded quickly and finally explained clearly! B's crazy look made him very hurt, and he obviously thought it was a good idea!

"This is just an idea. I think we can try it. If it is realized and the future becomes the future we want, then we can ask Professor X for all the prophecies and successfully replace the future with a safe version. Wouldn't that be good? ?”

Batman and Diana have to admit that Superman's idea is so fucking genius.But the question is, can you play games with Superman?You, a monster that can knock a hole in vibrating gold with a single tap, still want to use the game's flimsy joystick?Do you still remember that your computer keyboard and notebook are specially customized by Stark Group, which can prevent nuclear bombs? You always send them for repairs. Do you have any illusions about your own power?

Clark: "Huh?? I, I didn't expect that!"

Bruce took a long breath: "If you must do this kind of thing, I can help you buy an account and find someone to level it up."

Clark: "No, even if there is a purpose, I don't want to deceive the public. Since I am going to announce my game account, it must be the account of the game I am actually playing. I will find the Stark Group to customize the game console later. Yes, Tony will help."

Bruce thought, Tony would help, but he would die laughing.The family ugliness should not be publicized, he can only tell this alien Erha whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people: "I will help you to deal with it, so the head office can do it. You can play the game honestly, get a rank and then hype and announce it. After that, the game account does not need to be used again." Keep playing, just make sure that your title is known."

Clark nodded again and again, that's what he thought.

Diana couldn't help but walked over and reached out to touch Clark's head: "What a good boy, I was worried for a while, afraid that you would do something exaggerated."

Bruce: Then you incited him just now!

Diana: "Because you're always grabbing the conversation. Don't give him the right to speak, and always arrange everything. I want to know what this kid really thinks, not what you think."

In other words, it was actually a test before.Tests are generally set up by the superior to the inferior, and by the strong to the weak.In general, the Justice League should test the newcomers, but Diana is a god. At her actual age, whether it is Batman or Superman, or the Justice League is very young, so I hope to understand them before joining and give them a little There is nothing wrong with small tests.

"Your face changed just now. Are you worried that he will become a real lord, a dictator? Because he does have the ability to achieve this with popularity. But I personally think that if Clark is really a lord, The inhabitants of his domain must be happy too, for he is a gentle man."

Bruce didn't agree with Diana's words in his heart, but there was no way. Diana came from Paradise Island, and the ancient gods were also monarchs. They probably weren't used to the concept of rule in modern society.

Clark couldn't help laughing: "Oh, B, you can trust me more! People who value me like kind people, how can I do things that make them sad?"

Except for his parents and Alice, even Professor Hopkins is like this.Don't look at the professor who is always pressing people step by step, as if he wants people to show their humanity in the worst environment, but if you really fall to the dark side, it will disappoint him instead.He keeps testing human nature because he wants to believe in human nature. If you look at those people he is more interested in and expresses affection for—such as Alice, Roland, Rocky, and the Kents, you will find that he actually likes innocence and honesty. people.

So having said that, why is only Superman turned into kitchen waste?Clark thought, I'm afraid it's the black kryptonite that hurt me!Heichao exposed the violent, savage and deep-minded side of Superman, causing him to fall into the current unlucky situation.

Bruce interrupted Clark's thinking: "That is to say, the reason why you uphold justice is because the people around you think so? Superman, I can't believe that people who even need others to measure and define what they believe in."

Clark explained: "That's not the case. It should be said that because they think so, they become people I value. I like doing this, and I also like myself who is upholding justice now. B, I like it too You, because you are always calm and fair, and you can see parts that I can't see, I am very happy to be with you. How can I do something that you don't agree with? It turns out that you are always right every time."

Diana: "I said, is this kid always so blunt?"

Bruce: "Yeah, do you know why I'm torn between hitting him and not hitting him every time?"

Diana looked at Clark: "Then I know the problem. I'm afraid that even if you confess seriously, others will think you just hit the ball with a swing. In plain language, what you said to B just now is like a confession." , but B understands your character and doesn't care. So even if you confess your true feelings to him next time, he will only think, here we go again."

Clark: "Huh?"

Bruce: "I'm sorry to say no, he doesn't fit my liking, thank you."

Diana: "Although Clark speaks bluntly, you do things around the bush. You planned for a long time just now, why didn't I hear a single word about the plan to apologize? Did you make others angry? Whether you like someone or not, even Ordinary friends, if you make others angry, you should apologize, this is the simplest common sense."

Same. Never apologize. Bruce: ...

Clark: "But even an apology will never be forgiven..."

Diana patted Clark on the shoulder hard: "Apologize first! And the verbal apology is not sincere! Find out what the other party likes, prepare to make an apology before apologizing, so that the other party can feel the sincerity! This is better than playing LOL to change the prophecy or something. More effective! Such a simple question needs me to ask? What a group of big boys."

Bat. Forever Boy. Master. Man: ...

Clark's eyes lit up, and he quickly got closer to Diana, and after a while, he sipped Diana's sister one by one, which made Bruce's scalp explode!

Is it really okay to pull Diana into the alliance?Batman vaguely felt that the addition of the only female member was a sub-pink wave.By the way, do you still remember that the main purpose of the meeting was to solve Clark's psychological problems and prevent the fulfillment of the prophecy?remember?Do you really remember?

Meetings really need to make meeting minutes and time planning, free play is not necessary.

Batman began to review the management skills he had wasted when he was a Batman in those years when he was a boss.

Sign up for an internet school for teacher training for school-age kids, those management degrees are of no use in this situation.No wonder the ancients often said that you can't afford to live without learning.

After a pleasant chat, Clark exchanged contact information with Diana and went back.

Batman leaves too, leaving Diana alone.She went to the studio and lifted the canvas to reveal the plaster cast underneath.The man in the plaster statue is still sincere in her impression, resolute and brave.

With a human body, he would do anything to protect her, to protect a god.Obviously, he could be more selfish, wouldn't it be good to use her to protect the motherland he sacrificed to save?

"I always wish you were less perfect and more selfish. He's just like you, somewhere in the deepest part of your soul. I want to help him, and this time I'm on his side no matter what .”

If you want to be forgiven, I'll give you advice; if you don't want Batman to worry, I'll help you ease his worries; so what if you really want to be a lord?I'll always help you, my big boy.

I promise and it will come true.Consider me your strength, Kal-El, there will be a time when you need it.