[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

The next thing I want to say is about the ball defense of the earth.

As a Marie Ball, it is rich in products and easy to provoke the domineering alien president. On the basis of knowing that there are aliens coming to the earth to say hello, the earthlings still think about national borders every day, and do not want to maintain their own ball defense!At the very least, there should be a space port as a customs clearance, or a global defense system, right?No, it's a pity that there is no, people on earth really don't care about aliens coming, I'm telling the truth!

So apart from Superman, Asgardians, and all kinds of strange aliens who came to the earth to explore and find immigration infiltration, etc., we really don’t wonder why creatures like metamorphosis beasts also came.Of course, we are not surprised that Krypton, Clark's ancestral home, has also come.

The earth is really easy to land, I won’t lie to you, if there is an interstellar travel company, it is estimated that this will become the recommended minimum consumption tourist attraction!There is no customs, which is equivalent to a visa on arrival.

Cough, let’s get too far. In short, someone came from Krypton. This person is a subordinate of a certain general. He came to the earth after the whereabouts of Kal-El, that is, Clark.His name is Corydon.

After Comrade Corydon found out that Kal-El, that is, the direction of the spacecraft Clark was on was the earth, he should have reported it to the general immediately, but he saw it, huh?Isn't this a little BABY in a swaddle?That's a good relationship, I used to bring this little BABY back, the general will definitely praise me!

So he happily took over the task of finding and verifying Karl's whereabouts, and quickly took the spaceship to Earth.

Corydon, who came to the earth, was full of joy and thought that it would be as pleasant and simple as a vacation. He never expected to see Superman in the news newspapers on the earth.

The corners of Corydon's mouth twitched after reading the contents of the newspaper.

This is a Kryptonian who understands!Besides Karl, there are no other Kryptonians on Earth!No one told him, how did this baby, which was originally a small seedling, turn into a big tree?Is it because of the earth's rotation cycle that the biological clocks of the Kryptonians who grew up on the earth are synchronized with those on the earth?

Corydon is not a scientist, and he doesn't understand the principle. He only knows that his original plan to take away the child to show his merits has turned into ashes.

But he is not reconciled!He has come to Earth, and it took so long!If the general knew that he had wasted so long and returned without success, then his skin would definitely be pulled out!

Corydon turned his head and thought about it. He felt that no matter what he said, Karl who grew up on the earth was just a young seedling who had not been trained and could not even be regarded as a soldier.Even if he grew up a lot more than expected, this is still a kid, and he should be able to handle it by himself.

Coryden was about to catch Superman, and the first way he thought of was to take hostages.Don't people on Earth say, Superman will come when you call Superman for help?So he held a young girl hostage and forced her to call Superman.

The young girl blinked and took a deep breath: "Iron Man! Help!!!!"

Corydon: "...???"

Jarvis, who caught the audio signal in an instant, immediately notified Iron Man of the message, and then the unsurprising Avengers were dispatched.

Surprised, Coryden had to compete with the Avengers. Facts have proved that not all Kryptonians have a full set of superpowers. Carl is probably a mutant who grew up in the sun. This newcomer is just more powerful. fly.Kryptonians who don't know other superpowers may be able to perform very well when they meet Iron Man, but they are still a scumbag to Hulk.

As an adult Kryptonian, Coryden took advantage of his many years in the army, and under such siege, he just escaped for him!

'What's going on, is that green thing an alien?Such a powerful warrior is rarely seen in the entire galaxy! '

Corridan finally felt the danger of the earth, so he started with intelligence again and checked the network information to know that the earth basically relies on heroes to maintain the resistance against alien invaders.And this is still in the nature of the area. Simply put, he didn't find the right place. If he went to Gotham, he would probably be called Batman. If he went to Central City, he would be called The Flash. Of course New York is Iron Man, only when he goes to the metropolis, people will call Superman.Other places call Superman, unless it is a matter of nuclear weapons level, Superman doesn't care.

——Is your earth annoying? Why are there so many heroes!

Coryden really wanted to smash the screen, he didn't expect that there are so many things to do as a bad guy!

What he doesn't know is that the bad guys on the earth really do things according to the photo area. Unless it's a special case like a clown, it's very difficult to encounter cross-area challenges.

When he came to the earth, he could only do as the Romans did. Coryden, who followed the routine of the bad guys on the earth, had to go to the metropolis to carry out kidnapping operations in order to catch his target Clark.But this time he is also smart, considering that kidnapping ordinary people may not necessarily attract Superman, what if Carl gives him a "No, the police are responsible for this matter, I'm sorry, I will call the police first" and so on. manage!This time he decided to attack in a targeted manner.

He decides to kidnap Superman's rumored girlfriend.

Yes, Superman has a rumored girlfriend, which can be seen from the news network.His rumored girlfriend is Louise, a newspaper reporter. Everyone thinks that she has an affair with Superman because she has been rescued by Superman more than once and has written an exclusive interview with Superman.

So Coryden rubbed his hands together, there was no mistake this time!He is going to go there first and kidnap Superman's rumored girlfriend!

Then he found the whereabouts of the woman, followed her, and after she entered a building, he was about to be kidnapped, and he himself was detained by a huge glass cover.

Coryden: "What's going on?! Who, what is this for!!"

A big red-haired man came out leisurely, raised his hand and hugged the startled Louise comfortingly.

"I just want to ask who are you and why did you plan to kidnap my girlfriend?"

……

…………! !! !!

Wait for me, did Carl get green! ! !

Corridan looked at the red-haired man in disbelief and Louise, who looked at him with great curiosity.Although he didn't know this red-haired man, he had vaguely noticed how powerful he was.

Those who can green Kryptonians are definitely not ordinary people, that's for sure!

"Wait a minute, isn't this woman Kal-El's girlfriend?"

Louise looked confused: "There is no such person among the people I know."

Coryden: "It's what you humans call Superman!"

Louise was a little powerless after hearing this: "Why are you looking for Superman's villain again? Can you stop listening to rumors, I'm really not his girlfriend!"

The red-haired boss comforted: "Don't be angry, Louise, after the news of our engagement is sent out, there will be no such troubles."

Louise disagreed: "They say we haven't reached that point yet, so wait!"

The red-haired guy: "Okay, let's talk about it later. Can you go back first? Let me communicate with this gentleman first. He has some misunderstandings about me and you. After I finish talking with him, he will understand Mistaken."

Louise nodded in agreement, and then left after a few worried words.It should be said that she is already familiar with this mode.Before breaking up with Clark, the villains who came to Superman were all solved by Superman.After breaking up with Clark, Louise would not trouble her ex-boyfriend under normal circumstances, so she let her current boyfriend who also has a good background solve the trouble.This is also what his current boyfriend himself strongly requested, and the reasons he gave are also very convincing-just because every time he meets a bad guy, he calls Superman, and Superman responds again, the bad guy will keep making trouble for Louise.In the future, if you encounter bad people and let him deal with them, those bad people will know that they have found the wrong person, and they will not trouble Louise again next time.

Louise was skeptical at first, but after trying it once or twice, she found that it was really effective. Those bad guys were persuaded by her current boyfriend's three-inch tongue, and some even became good friends with him. To do bad things, but to work in the Lex Group.This made Louise couldn't help but sigh in her heart. It seems that most of the bad guys do bad things because they don't have a job!If you have a job and a stable income, you will no longer have the time and mood to make troubles.

As soon as Louise left, the red-haired man showed a friendly face to the kidnappers who were locked in a special hood.

"Hi, I'm Lex Luthor, nice to meet you. I think there is some little misunderstanding between us. May I think that you are actually Superman's enemy?"

Originally, he was a little flustered, fearing that the red-haired tycoon could also turn into a hulk and kick Corydon away, so he nodded hesitantly.

"That's right, what I'm looking for is Kal-El, what you call Superman. He's the one our leader is looking for."

The cunning Corydon didn't mention the key points, such as the reason why their leader captured Clark, and once this goal is achieved, the worst is likely to be the earth.

Luther noticed the subtleties of his words. For example, if he didn't call Superman a criminal, then it is very likely that this person and his leader are the criminals in terms of legal ethics.But so what?Luthor didn't care, alien laws had nothing to do with him, he only heard what he wanted to hear - this man wanted to take Superman off Earth.

For Luthor, chasing Superman, looking for Superman's weaknesses, and wanting to expel Superman has become his obsession. He has very complicated feelings for Superman. Emotionally, he is jealous of the hypocrite; intellectually, he knows that Superman should not It exists on the earth, which is a huge damage to the "ecology" of the earth.So even if everyone believes that Superman is right and just, even if Superman never makes mistakes and does the right thing, Luthor firmly insists that Superman should be expelled.

Therefore, Luthor still believed what he wanted to hear when he should have discovered the problem and realized that the other party was actually a bad person after careful consideration.He thought he had finally seen the dawn of hope in the long wait-the dawn of expelling Superman from the earth!

Yep, what better partner than a fellow who wants to take Superman out?There will never be such a good opportunity again.

"If this is your intention, then you are my friend."

Luther said this to the alien visitor.