[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

"Since you're here, let's have lunch together. I also hope to let you taste the food here. This is made by the special chef according to the old... following the very wonderful therapeutic method. The taste and nutritional value are all available."

Batman didn't ask questions about the doubts revealed in the other party's words. In fact, even he himself revealed a lot of doubts. He wanted to pretend that nothing happened.So he agreed to this request, even though Batman is actually a person who is not particular about eating and drinking, and has no strong desire to eat.

Soon, Master Wayne discovered that he was wrong.

There is no desire to eat, because he has never eaten anything really delicious before!Of course, the cookies baked by the housekeeper do not count.What is this, he has never tasted this kind of taste before, is this really made of ordinary ingredients?

"The vegetables are grown in Arkham itself, and the meat is imported from nearby villages. Whatever, it's all natural."

Hearing that it was planted in Arkham, Master Wayne almost spit out the vegetables in his mouth.

...he was eating a piece of cabbage grown by Akama.

...Arkham's rounding is no different from that of the Joker and his gang of super villains.

At this time, Master Wayne’s mood was the same as that of a foreigner who was fooled by the Cantonese and ate fried silkworm cocoons. He felt sick and wanted to vomit, but his body was still very honest and he desperately stuffed delicious food into his mouth, which made him look like he was about to cry Disgusted and uncomfortable, still unable to stop stuffing it into his mouth!What kind of sourness is this!

Finally, the food is almost finished, Batman who raised his head, and the thought of tearing up the scarecrow.

This guy definitely expected him to react in such a painful struggle, so he deliberately told him when he couldn't stop eating!

"Chef! And the recipe! How much is it!!"

"I'm sorry, but we really can't sell this. This is our selling point of Akama."

Oh... oh your size! !

Master Wayne slammed the tissue that had wiped his mouth on the table!

Don't think it's okay, do you think there is an intelligence network in this world that can hide from Batman?

Batman, who didn't get any useful information from the scarecrow, but was interested in the other's food source, quickly went back to track it down.In the end, he found it. The chef was indeed, as the scarecrow said, a senior chef hired from Gotham, and the recipes came from outside Gotham.

He checked left and right, and finally found someone who regularly updated Arkham's recipes, and this person was Hannibal Hopkins.

At the beginning, when he found out that the other party was a gourmet internet celebrity, Batman lost interest.I think this person should have nothing to do with the scarecrow's conspiracy.But when he pulled out the other party's food program to watch, he was surprised to find that the voice of the person inside was quite familiar, and then saw Alice, he finally realized it.

He is Alice's grandfather!Due to the huge age difference, he didn't think of it all at once!

Then Batman investigated again and found that Alice's grandfather had changed his name to Hannibal Hopkins, and there was another cousin outside, which was equivalent to Alice's uncle with the same name.It was only then that Batman figured out what was going on. The names in a family were also very common, and it meant something like a commemoration.So this person should be Alice's uncle, because it has the same name as her grandfather, and Alice called his grandfather a nickname.

Alice's grandfather is Clark's teacher, and this person should also be Clark—or Superman's friend.

Batman wonders again if this is part of the Scarecrow's plan.If anyone wants to touch the idea of ​​the Arkham diet, Superman will be involved, so the upgrade of Arkham's food can be said to be guaranteed for a long time. No one can stop the patients living in Arkham, including the scarecrow, from enjoying themselves. hot.

...No no, that's definitely not the case, the Scarecrow must be trying to do something with Superman through this thread.Really, it was all that lunch, which made him crooked too.

"No, B! Something happened!"

Dick ran over with a look of panic, startling the master who was sorting out his thoughts in front of the computer.

"What are you doing, don't be so surprised, what's wrong?"

"The clown, the clown—"

"Blow up Arkham?"

In other words, the clown was finally extradited from Iron Man, he must have been sent to Arkham, then he must have escaped from prison again.

"Do not."

Dick blushed and said in a trance;

"He thinks that Arkham won't accept him. In order to prove that he is a psychopath, he is threatening to blow up the police station. Gordon has been caught."

"..."

"The most frightening thing is that the people in Arkham actually said that even if he threatened, they should not enter Arkham casually. They insisted that after the appraisal, the clown committed crimes under his own ability and did not belong to the ranks of mentally ill crimes. Therefore, before They returned the clown to the police."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, they say, clowns are normal, but..."

"What is it?"

Seeing Dick's rare twitching, Batman couldn't help asking.

"They said, but judging from various behaviors, the man named Batman is in line with the conditions of admission, and Batman can make an appraisal. So the clown went crazy when he heard that you can enter and he can't, so he went to bomb the hospital. The police station."

"..."

"B, if the police station blows up, is it our fault?"

"No, of course not, Robin, the police station won't blow up!"

Batman squeezed the words out of his teeth.So he took Robin to the scene, and as soon as he landed, he heard the hysterical roar of the clown.

"That bastard Stark just looks down on me, you guys, even you Gotham people look down on me? I'm a clown! A clown who brings terror! I'll become an internationalist criminal in the future, a great and crazy clown! How dare you say I didn't Qualified to enter Arkham, you are too contemptuous!!! Where is Batman, let him out! I want to prove that I am more qualified to enter Arkham than him!!!”

Batman took out his Batarang with a cold face.

Attack the Joker's mouth first, for Batman's sake.

As soon as the master makes a move, he will know if there is any. In short, the chaos in Gotham caused by Arkham ended after the clown was arrested.Since Arkham didn't accept clowns, and the police station couldn't keep clowns, Master Wayne finally paid for the clown to build a high-security, high-defense, high-tech single room in the police station, and then the matter was settled.

By the way, the equipment that can lock the clown is imported from Stark. Stark said that he has tested it with the clown himself, and it will definitely be able to lock it. Unless someone outside releases the clown, the clown himself will come out from the inside. not going.

...It seems that Stark set up a rather annoying FLAG, and Master Wayne can only temporarily ignore it.

But it's clearly not over.

"Dick, what are you looking at?"

"Huh? No, no, nothing."

Master Wayne walked over and pulled the newspaper out of Dick's hand that was hidden behind his back.

Seeing the content above, the corners of his lips trembled.

--Extra!Wayne Group built a single room for the clown, and the clown has officially moved in now!It's not true love, so tell me what is!

That's right, be surprised, Mr. Bruce spared no expense to introduce new technology from the Stark Group, and he is the clown alone.This makes people wonder whether Mr. Bruce has any old relationship with the clown?Looking at the gossip that Batman is funded by the Wayne Group, coupled with the confrontation between the Joker and Batman, we have to imagine the epic love and hatred between these three people...

The name of the newspaper, Earth Daily, made Master Wayne narrow his eyes.

I thought you knew nothing about this matter, but I never expected that you are such a superman! !

Dick swallowed. Having heard about Superman's relationship with the Daily Earth, he realized that the day of Batman's alliance with Superman might become even more remote.

"He must have found the monitor I left behind and knows I put it on. I need to talk to him, honestly."

Dick's eyes widened in surprise, did he hear correctly?Batman going to have a direct interview with Superman?The Batman who is cautiously skeptical of everything, completely mistrusting Superman at first, and even heightened his vigilance after meeting Superman?

"This kind of childish revenge proves that he has no malice towards me. I am vigilant because a person who has great power in himself is also too smart. His every move will bring the best and worst effects."

Master Wayne patted Dick on the shoulder with the newspaper and said.

"But obviously, he still has childishness that I don't know about."

It was this childish prank that made Batman let down his vigilance.

Simple means innocent and easily influenced and changed by others.So rather than beating around the bush, direct contact is better.Bad words and actions will be affected and retaliated against badly, and vice versa, as long as you give your heart, you will get good feedback. This is always the case with innocent children.

That's why Bruce Wayne can't hate children, no matter how bad they are, even though he knows they will grow up.

At the same time, in a seemingly abandoned building, a TV was unexpectedly installed in a certain room.The TV not only has electricity but also has satellite channels.The latest news was broadcast inside, and reports about clowns filled the screen.

Against the backdrop of a loud TV, two people are playing chess.

A pawn fell on the chessboard following the news.

Chessboard - Yes, it's a chessboard, from the grid pattern it draws, and the pieces placed on it with barbs on the bottom to hold them in place.But if you observe carefully, you will find that those patterns are bloodstains engraved on the skin, and when you look down, you are shocked to find that this is the back of a naked person.

The hair was shaved, the back was tattooed with a chessboard pattern, the body was pierced with chess pieces, and the limbs were motionless and expressionless. This was a 'living furniture'.

The person who dropped the chess piece just now withdrew his hand and looked at his opponent sitting on the leather sofa opposite him in a leisurely manner.

"It's your turn."

But what kind of leather is the sofa made of?It is finer than sheepskin, thinner than pigskin, and its pale color makes people feel numb all over.

"(〃＞皮＜)Damn it! Uh~~ You are cheating!!"

Sitting opposite him, a man with pale skin and green hair scratched his hair resentfully, showing a rather cute resentful expression.

It seems inappropriate to say that he is cute, but his face, which looks younger and more handsome than his body size, but covered by thick oil paint, makes such a dissatisfied expression, which is indeed a bit cute in contrast.It's just that in the current environment, the supposedly cute expression also makes people feel weird and trembling.

"How can you say it's cheating?" The person on the opposite side tapped the 'chessboard' lightly with his finger, "You used the 'Avatar' first, and I didn't violate the rules by using 'Envoy'."

The green-haired man took a deep breath with an annoyed expression, finally picked up a chess piece, and hit the center of the 'chessboard' hard on the head. 'Chessboard' looked up in pain, but unfortunately, he could only clenched the barbed gag in his mouth like an animal prong, and finally his mouth was full of blood.

Even so, the 'chessboard' still didn't dare to move carelessly, and finally the green-haired man who couldn't stand his failure kicked him on the face, causing him to roll and struggle on the ground.

"It's not good to regret a game, your game is really bad, Jack."