[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

Clark made the plan to live together first, then get married, and then be beaten up by Alice.

Never thought of it!Still being preempted! !

"This... who is it?!"

Clark stared dumbfounded at Alice, who was standing in front of him with a baby in her arms.

Alice said righteously: "This is my child, and I leave it to you."

Clark: "...?? You wait!!"

Although other people on the street pointed at them and secretly whispered that this was the ex-girlfriend who abandoned the child, or the little wife who ran away from home, Clark still took Alice away, and found a private room in a quieter coffee shop, thinking about it. Ask clearly.

The owner of the cafe carefully provided a baby seat, ordered a family meal for them, and quickly retreated.

Clark: ...No, no, wait a minute, we're not! !

Alice's tense face finally relaxed, looking very tired.

"I'm sorry, Clark, but you're the only one I can rely on now. Grandpa will kill me if he finds out."

Clark looked at the baby, and found that the baby's skin was a little green, but his eyes looked like Alice.Wait a minute, the skin is green—does this kid have alien blood?

"Alice, you didn't tell the professor about such a big thing, so you will have your legs broken!"

Clark couldn't help persuading, a child came out without seeing him, and it would be a ghost if he wasn't cleaned up by his parents!

Alice looked desperate: "Clark, what should I do! She left the child and left! I don't know what to do, I can only bring the child back."

she?drop? ?It sounded like things were turning around, Clark hurriedly asked;

"Isn't this your child?"

Alice was even more desperate: "It's mine. I didn't expect the race of the instructors to be, to be—there is no gender!"

Clark flipped through the information in his mind. Alice's instructor was an Intru, and the plants on that planet were highly developed and evolved into intelligent life forms.Although they mimic other species, they are similar to plants in essence. Some Intrus reproduce parthenosexually.

Alice covered her face with her hands: "She told me that sleeping on the same bed and holding hands and kissing would lead to children. I thought she was joking, you know, when you were young, people around you would tease you that you were born from the kissing of your parents. "

Clark understood what was going on, and showed sympathy: "You should understand her ecology a little bit. Among the Intru people, it seems that parthenogenetic races can also reproduce heterogeneously. The specific operation is to ingest each other through saliva and contact with the epidermis. Genes mix their own."

So for the Intru people, kissing can really conceive a baby, hehe.

"How could I have imagined something so outrageous! Just kissing, oh my gosh, on Earth we say hello and kiss!"

Alice was about to cry, how could she be bullied by an earthling who doesn't understand anything!

Clark disagrees with this point: "I heard that except for saliva, it takes more than an hour to touch the epidermis, and the chance of simultaneous occurrence is very low. Considering that your instructor Emily is a very good person, she must have warned you in advance, yes You don't listen to dissuasion."

Alice broke down: "I just thought it was ridiculous and funny, so I slept with her to prove that she was cheated. I didn't expect that she could really give birth to a child just by sleeping on a bed and kissing!"

Clark copied Batman's disapproving gaze. Since he is Ion Man and faces all kinds of aliens, he should be prepared for aliens to have various psychological preparations and defenses that are different from those on Earth. How can he just flip in so easily? !Fortunately, it was just to give birth to a child. If someone cheated her, wouldn't she just cheat her to death?There is no protection against aliens at all, stupid.

"I know I'm stupid, please don't say it." Alice was frustrated, "And it was several months ago, I completely forgot, I thought it was just a girl chatting to make fun of it. As a result, she brought When I saw the baby, I was so dumbfounded! I said no way, and then she threw the baby to me and walked away. I don't know what to do, all I can think of is you, Clark, you must help I!"

Clarke was very ruthless: "How to save? Raise the child for you? You can't be so irresponsible, Alice, no matter how this happened, it's still your child. You should think about what is best for this child. In addition , I don’t know exactly what’s going on between you and Emily, but she probably sensed that you didn’t want the child, so she left the child to you and left. She probably thought you liked her, and you hurt the child mother."

Alice was stunned. She was deeply shocked. She never thought that one day she would be branded as a scumbag!Damn it! !She, she is a girl, and she wanted to enter the grandfather's harem, but in the blink of an eye, her good Jiyou gave birth to a daughter for herself! ! !

"I'm going to find Emily right away. As for the child, please take a look for me first, and this matter..."

Clark interrupted ruthlessly: "The child can take care of you for you, but don't let me hide it from the professor, he will know about it sooner or later. And if I tell him first, it will also give him a psychological buffer, and then you When I go to talk again, my legs won’t be broken.”

Alice shed tragic tears: "It's just, it's the only way, please, Clark, I'll leave it to you."

Clark breathed a sigh of relief. It sounds like Alice still has feelings for the child, and the name has been decided.No one else can help you with the rest of the matter, it depends on how Alice and Emily decide.

"Millie, what a name, it sounds like a sweet girl."

Clark carefully picked up the baby and praised, the little girl hasn't fully grown yet, and her face, which is very similar to humans, is still a little wrinkled, but she loves to laugh. is cute.

"Well, I gave her the earth name I thought of. I heard that my grandpa had a sister who had passed away long ago named Millie, so I gave her this name that sounds similar to the pronunciation. She is cute, isn't she? Unlike people on Earth, children In this era, you can only drink plenty of water and bask in the sun. I have ordered interstellar express, and the nutrients will be delivered directly to your flying castle near the moon."

Clark: You have planned it for a long time, so you have to give it to me no matter what!It's outrageous!

Although Clark wanted to preach for a while longer, but Alice was in a hurry to find Emily, and he couldn't stop him, so he just wrote it down for her first, and told her a good meal later.

Clark bought a bunch of baby products in a hurry, ordered a crib, stroller, etc., and was worried that the nutritional supplements would be delivered too late, so he planned to buy some from a businessman he knew in outer space.

So he had to contact Professor Hopkins, explain it to him, and entrust him to take care of the child so that he can get the nutritional supplements by himself.

Hannibal's expression can be imagined.

It never occurred to me that my granddaughter, who I was worried about not being able to marry, might really want to marry a girl back.It seems that I am still not OPEN enough, and my brain is not big enough.They even have children!

And Clark said that Alice was afraid that he would be angry—what are you angry about, living outside?It wasn't Alice's birth, but another girl's birth. Although it's a bit irresponsible to have a baby without being married, considering that the other party is an alien race, it may be the custom of controlling the birth and not raising it, so you can't force it too much.As long as my granddaughter doesn't suffer, anything is fine.

If you want to criticize, you can only say that Alice is too careless. You shouldn't even know the race and racial characteristics of your colleagues, bosses, and coaches. Among other things, taboos like this may be accidentally crossed one day. Not only is it easy to irritate others, but it is also easy to bring danger to yourself. This is the only thing that should be criticized.

Others... Shouldn't you throw your child over there and run away?I can't blame Alice, she is very confused now, and she still wants to talk to Emily, it is impossible to carry a baby and run around the universe!Children need to eat and rest!

In addition, knowing how the child's name came from, Hannibal completely forgave his granddaughter's stealing behavior. It should be said that he really doted on Alice. No matter what Alice did, he tried his best to protect her. scold.

The only troublesome thing is the household registration of the little great-granddaughter. Without a birth certificate, it is very inconvenient in school life and other aspects.Although S.H.I.E.L.D. can help register their identities, they really don't want to leave too much information on the organization that has been riddled with many undercover agents.

Hannibal knew there was also an Alien Registry, full of organizations of people in black.But he heard that this organization always likes to brainwash others and fabricate memories, who knows if they will come to brainwash themselves, and it turns out that his family is so special, which is even more troublesome.

Sure enough, the most reliable one was Comrade Slowly Coming Hacker, whom he had always known.He used his mobile phone to place an order and transfer the money, and soon he saw the hacker comrade accepting the order, so he was relieved.A set of identification documents for his granddaughter has been lost.

"Millie, Milly, Milly Hopkins, what a nice name."

Hannibal held up the little girl, saw her giggling again, couldn't help but squinted his eyes and laughed too.

"The previous house design needs to be changed, adding a baby room, and space for Alice and her girlfriend. Ah, of course this does not mean that they are free to bring their children, but they are welcome to live together. Children are still happier with their parents, but I can’t say for sure, it depends on the race of the alien...Who should I get the interstellar data from? Hal or Loki should know about it, right?”

In his heart, Hannibal took the matter of understanding and investigating the other half of his great-granddaughter's race to heart, and remembered that Clark had just mentioned that his little great-grandson needed sunlight.Considering that there are solar lamps at home, it would be better to build a strong transparent roof or open a skylight for the children's room. It will be a big project, and he will have to talk to the decoration company in the afternoon.