[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

After solving the world crisis, it's time to deal with family problems.

That's right, the incident of counterfeit sunfish has given the lord considerable pressure and a sense of crisis.In the past, he felt that he should respect the professor's ideas and take things step by step. At present, as long as the two of them are together, it will be fine, and he dare not expect extravagant things like marriage.

Now he feels, no, he must get married!Not dying means that there will be other suspicious people waiting to watch!He wanted to let others know that this professor was contracted by the lord!

But how to have the means, a successful marriage proposal is an important issue.In this matter, Superman felt that it would be useless to find Batman who had more than N children and was still single.He checked a circle of superheroes and found that very few of them were married.

In the end he found Hawkeye, who was the first to die, and now his wife and children are living a happy life.

"That's a good question, and I personally think the most important thing is timing."

Hawkeye gave Superman advice with a serious expression.

"It's best when the other party has a close relationship with you and has the highest sympathy. At this time, it is easy to succeed."

Superman nodded and took a small notebook to write it down.

"And don't be too sudden, but step by step. For example, if you get along well and propose marriage when you come up, there is a high chance that you will be rejected for one reason or another. It is best to use 'want to spend more time with you', 'two It is more cost-effective to live together', 'I hope to get your good morning and good night kiss' to apply for cohabitation."

Superman couldn't help interjecting: "It's considered living together now."

Hawkeye was a little excited, what wonderful gossip he heard!When you go back, you must let the entire Avengers know!But his expression still pretended to be calm;

"That's good, it's more convenient to go to the next step. Are you currently living in one of the home? That's not okay, psychologically speaking, one of them is still a guest. You need to make suggestions and build a common home for two people. I It is recommended to consider a villa, which does not conflict with the existing residence, and most people are not likely to refuse. From site selection to decoration, to layout design, etc., two people can discuss together to increase common topics. Maybe there will be some disputes between the two parties during this process. But in the end the house was furnished and both parties were very satisfied.”

Superman's eyes lit up: "Then I'll buy it immediately—"

Hawkeye interrupted: "No, you can't use your own money to buy it unilaterally, and it would be meaningless. You have to discuss with the other party, both parties pay or both parties get a loan, one person and half. In this way, if there is a conflict between the two of them one day, consider the cost of the house. Ordinary property is held here, and the other party will not leave the house and abandon you."

Superman nodded immediately, he was indeed a professional, and his awareness of risk prevention was really top-notch!

Hawkeye was recognized, and continued to introduce his experience in a happy mood: "After we have a house, we will have more time to interact with each other, and the relationship will gradually increase. After a while, the other party will get used to having you together If you mention marriage at this time, the probability of success is very high. Be careful, you must grasp the time well, don't wait for several years, then he will feel that not getting married is the same as getting married, and he doesn't want to be so troublesome to get married. Three to Five months is the best time period, don't exceed six months."

"And when proposing marriage, don't use words that give the other party a choice. For example, 'can you marry me', this will make people consider whether to choose or not. Be straightforward, 'please marry me', so it is easy to pass. "

Superman is very grateful for Hawkeye's suggestion. Hawkeye also put forward many other opinions, such as the harmony of the two families, etc. Marriage seems to be a matter between two people, but the family relationship has a great impact on it. I think it's about time for you to get married, even if you are not in a hurry, they will be, so we must improve the relationship between the two families.

It was a big challenge for Superman to notice this.Alice, the professor's family member, is still sulking at him, wandering in the universe, it seems that he has to go to Alice to check his favorability.And his family, his cheap son Connor Jr., is almost keeping a distance from him at present, especially after Connor stabbed him once before, even the members of the Justice League didn't mention the matter of improving their relationship.Speaking of which, Connor had a good impression of the professor, so it shouldn't be a problem for him to come and live with him.Even with children, especially a super-hearing son, his own personal sex life is quite worrying.

Moreover, he thought about the villa suggested by Hawkeye, and felt that it was not suitable for his own situation.First of all, the villa must be far away from the urban area, and Professor Hopkins’ restaurant is in the urban area. It’s basically meaningless to travel so far to the villa every day. It’s basically meaningless to go there only on Saturdays and Sundays. You can only live together two days a week. , which is too little.

Secondly, Alice objected to him being with the professor at first. If it was a villa as big as the space, Alice would probably come to live in it, hindering him every day, so who could bear it!Even if it doesn't interfere, the appearance of light bulbs every day can't make you happy and loving!

Clark finally summed up Hawkeye's experience, combined with his own reality, and made a plan.

Choose a relatively good location near the urban area, and buy a room that is relatively close, such as the opposite door on the first floor, or a downstairs or something, so that other people (such as Alice, Connor or other guests) live in different rooms (opposite the door) or upstairs) will basically not interfere with each other.It is to change the apartment with a good location into the legendary family suite.This is the most suitable for them.

Then Clark asked a designer he knew to help with the design, printed the optimized 3D design renderings into a true-color flyer, used the best paper ink, and matched it with a few good-looking real house photos, and put them together Binding it into a volume, pretending to be a brochure of a decoration company, and taking it back to the professor confidently.

...Why do you have so many dramas by yourself!Why make a simple thing like a spy mission!

Hannibal, who received the 'brochure', saw through this simple disguise at a glance, and couldn't help laughing, why is his small town boy so cute hahaha!What do you want to pretend to be a brochure, pretending that you didn't spend so much energy and effort on it?Look down on your current real estate company's brochures and think they're not as good as the ones you manually bind?Or is it deliberately using this method to arouse his interest?If it's the latter, it's really unexpected, and it makes people want to refuse to see if it will make him cry.

In the end, Hannibal still resisted the idea of ​​teasing Clark. After all, he had a guilty conscience about training an evil version of Superman before. He didn't dare to bully Clark too much recently, for fear of blowing up the bully.

"Very good, but the study room can be bigger, and I need a larger kitchen and food storage room. In addition, there are some small things for research that need to be placed."

Clark couldn't help thinking of the specimen head of the head-down technique he saw when he was a child, and the small room where the kryptonite was stored later, so he couldn't help swallowing, thinking that if he agreed, he might be digging his own grave.

But do not agree?Stop joking, how could he refuse!Finally, the professor seemed to agree, so what else to say, agree, agree, agree!As long as you agree to buy a house and live together, I agree to everything!

"At present, I think the location is better, and the properties are also very good. These three suites. I want to buy them directly after looking at them. I have enough savings to buy a house and decorate it now."

Clark asked cautiously, he didn't dare to borrow a loan or half of each person as Hawkeye said.Everyone's personality is different, some people like AA, some people feel loved when they are taken care of by their lover, and they feel like they don't love themselves when they raise money.Putting it on Professor Hopkins, Clark was extremely skeptical about whether the professor would accept his support, so he didn't dare to say too much, so he asked tentatively.

"I'll pay for the house, and you can pay for the decoration."

Sure enough, the professor replied.

Clark immediately put on a pitiful little face: "I want both of our names to be written on the title document. Is it not possible?"

That pitiful, accusatory look seems to be saying - without marriage registration, I just ask for the name on the warrant to be in the same row as you, is it really not possible?

"Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want." Hannibal felt that he had spoiled this kid too much recently, forget it, who made his lord so cute; "Who gave you the trick this time?"

"Hawkeye only gave me a general direction, it's my amazing talent, hey!"

Clark boasted proudly.

"By the way, when I move, I want to invite some more friends to celebrate, as well as Connor and Alice. I want to buy the adjacent house to make it vacant, and then open up the two sides, so they can come and live."

Hannibal nodded: "Good idea, but don't worry about Alice, just leave one room for Connor, and another one as a study and guest room. Alice has grown up, don't give her a chance to stay at home, she really can't live There is still an old house in the urban area for her to live in.”

This is to completely kick out the raised granddaughter, completely eliminating the possibility of gnawing on the old.Hannibal did this to put an end to Alice's dependence. Children from single-parent families are too close to their families, so it is not easy to have a good relationship!Of course, Clark agreed to this proposal with both hands, and he even began to silently calculate Connor's biological age in his heart.Although Connor was not born for a long time, his physical age is already a teenager, and he will become an adult in a few years.Anyway, Kryptonians are so strong at learning. When they live together, they are forced to force-feed ducks to teach, so that their sons can quickly catch up with their minds and bodies to achieve an independent life, and they can happily kick them out.

Connor: ...This really isn't my real father!

Then the only problem is to please Alice.Clark wanted to let him successfully buy a house and live with him first. Since the professor is going to kick Alice out, it is impossible for him to gain Alice's favorability.

Oops, this generation is a bit bad, Alice will definitely explode when she hears it.

Clark swallowed, worrying about his certain fate of being beaten by Ion Man.

Sure enough, the Green Lanterns had to quickly introduce a partner to Alice, so that he could be relieved.It is said that Alice has a good relationship with her instructor, please ask next time if you have a chance.