[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

Alice felt very happy after returning home. There are cats, grandpa, delicious food and a familiar life. This is happiness!Human beings do not know their blessings when they are in the midst of blessings!

"You can't imagine what they are eating, energy potion! A bottle of purple potion that tastes like guava juice, replenish it and you won't be hungry! God, eating is not just to fill your stomach! It's unbelievable, those gangs Did the Guardians really think Green Lantern was a robot?"

While eating elegantly and quickly at the dining table, Alice couldn't help but complain about the guardians above the Green Lantern.Clark silently made a note in his heart, next time he will bring up the issue of Green Lantern's welfare.

"Then why didn't you come back earlier? If you asked, they wouldn't force you, would they?"

Hannibal asked, if no one forces Alice, Alice can come back anytime.Even if it is training, there is no reason not to rest and come back to visit relatives in the middle!

"Don't mention it." Alice chewed the bone tip of the coke chicken wings viciously, "A new force called 'Cosmic Lord' has appeared, and the Green Lantern Group is currently completely controlled by the Cosmic Lord. Since this Lord Lord pays more attention to Ion Man, My trainer was under a lot of pressure and was committed to training me into a second superman. God knows what the purpose of this lord is, just in case I stayed for a while, but unfortunately I didn't see the lord when I left. "

Clark had a sore throat and wanted to cough, but he squeezed his mouth to hold back, and stared at a plate of broccoli slices earnestly—the knife is so good, so delicate, so—

"Snapped!"

Alice slapped the fork on the table, and the poor fork sank into the table!It seems that she can use the power of the green light ring freely even if she is not in the state of ion man.

"This lord dares to target me. If I see him, I must have a good discussion with him and let him know that Ion Man is not a soft persimmon!"

Clark swallowed, killing his initial apology.Yes, sorry, he still wants to live!

"What do you know about this, Clark?"

Alice turned her head to question Clark, only to see her childhood friend slowly shaking her head, so she snorted and turned her head away.

"That's right, you little Superman on Earth may not know about this kind of thing. Originally, I heard Parallax Hal said that you have a good relationship with the Guardian, so I thought you had gossip."

Hal!Thank you!The identity of the lord was not revealed! !In his heart, Clark thanked his friends who didn't lose the chain at the critical time, and helped him avoid disasters and disasters.

"It's rare to come back, don't think about those troubles. So do you want to continue to be a Green Lantern, or do you want to live a normal life on Earth?"

Hannibal made a point.A person's time and energy are limited. Even with a green light ring, Alice is just a normal human being. She can use less than half of the time 24 hours a day, and spend it on opening restaurants, live broadcasting on Internet celebrities, and being an envoy of justice. It's so stressful.

Alice was silent for a moment, then looked at Hannibal pitifully: "If I want to have it, is it too greedy?"

This time Hannibal didn’t say anything like, of course, he knew that Alice was acting like a baby, as long as he agreed to help take care of the restaurant and the webcast, Alice could enjoy a life of working while maintaining justice.But that doesn't really help, it just delays the choice.Sooner or later, she will have to make this choice, so it's better to make it early, so that she can focus her time and energy on what needs to be concentrated.

"It's very greedy. Sometimes we all want to choose, but we can't get anything. Alice, you must make a decision now to confirm what direction you really want to move forward. By the way, the Green Lantern profession has What is your income? How much is your annual salary? How are your benefits? What about holidays? Is there a labor contract? Don’t be fooled by power. Guns, office workers need to be equipped with computers, so that can’t be regarded as remuneration.”

After being asked by Hannibal, Alice hesitated, obviously not thinking about this question.

Clark hurried to help: "It shouldn't matter. I don't get a salary as a Superman. If I was paid, wouldn't I be like a mercenary? I help everyone because I want to do so."

Hannibal gave him a warning look: "The nature of Green Lantern is different from that of Superman. I have learned before that Green Lantern is similar to the cosmic special police, closer to the nature of government agencies, but this government is only in the scope of the universe. Even if it It is a volunteer organization in name, but it actually needs financial funds to operate. Like all public welfare organizations in China, it also has its own organizational structure, so why not pay wages? Isn’t this something that must be considered for the long-term operation of public welfare organizations? No How can people with a salary and ability stay in it all the time? Everyone has to support their families, and justice messengers also need to fill their stomachs. Only when they are full can justice be better executed. Even the basic salary cannot be guaranteed. What does this have to do with illegal pyramid schemes? the difference?"

When Clark thought about it, it seemed to be true. It seemed that the leaders of several other colors of lights had jumped from the original green light!Is it really a matter of treatment?The Guardian fooled so many Green Lanterns into volunteering, but in fact this is an organization similar to a pyramid scheme?

Alice agreed: "Grandpa, what you said makes sense. I will ask them later. If the treatment is not good, I will reject the position of Green Lantern. If you want to enforce justice, you don't have to have the Green Lantern ring."

If Comrade Superman, who is an advisor to Green Lantern, is hit hard, he will put the improvement of internal benefits and the improvement of labor contracts in the next communication with the guardian.For so many years, no green card policeman has considered the salary issue, which is indeed a big loophole.It is quite a challenge to transform a suspected MLM organization into a non-profit organization that publishes clean financial statements.

After eating almost, Alice wiped her mouth with a napkin before looking at Clark with disgust.

"Also, why do you want to have dinner with us? Aren't you always busy at work? Why have you come to my house for dinner recently?"

Hannibal said he could answer that question: "Recently he doesn't want to go home, he wants to be with us, in order to avoid face-to-face with his illegitimate children."

Alice: "What? Bastard? Clark, you—!?"

Clark: "I said that's not the case! That kid just has my genes, not what you think!"

Alice: "With your genes, isn't it your child? Scumbag!!"

I really can't explain it at all!

Clark could only helplessly tell Alice what Luther did, explaining that there was no subjective will of his own in it, and he was completely a child who fell from the sky.Alice was stunned after hearing this, and then turned into a sympathetic expression.

"I never imagined that the fact that a fan girl wants to give birth to me actually exists in real life! Are you sure that Luther has no other intentions for you? Wait a minute, LL, I knew it was LL again!"

Hannibal is strange, what LL?So Alice popularized the fact that Clark's ex-girlfriend's N-th power abbreviation is LL, and now even Hannibal's expression is weird, as if her own child went out to hook up with a chick and came back without telling her.

"That's not the case!" The handle of the fork in Clark's hand was crushed! "I'm not interested in him at all! I'm going to be angry if you talk about it, Alice!"

Alice quickly waved her hand: "OK, let's not talk about the red hair, oh, it's bald now, let's talk about you and your child first. You have a child, but you don't know where to leave him, and you come to us by yourself Eat? I beat you to death on behalf of the Children's Protection Association! No matter how you come here, even if you are not related by blood, you shouldn't take care of children? Don't you know that children are very fragile?"

Clark quickly explained the current situation. Knowing that the child was with other friends of similar age, Alice was still very angry and scolded Clark severely.In the end, Clark could only admit his mistake with some helplessness, and said that he should try his best to get in touch with the children as much as possible, and bring him with him next time for things like coming over for a meal.

After teaching Clark, Alice gained confidence and began to criticize her grandfather.Why did you lose weight after not seeing you for a while?Didn't eat and sleep well?What's going on, why are you disobedient and ignorant?At such an old age, let your granddaughter say it?Excuse me?Meals must be nutritious and complete, and today you must sleep on time!

Hannibal could only nod repeatedly, not daring to deny or explain, expressing that everything was under the arrangement of his granddaughter.

Counting the Protoss is the happiest. As a cat, it eats the best food, and there are beauties hugging it for free stroking. Seeing the lord pretending to be an ordinary person, he dare not let others know the identity of the lord. It's really comfortable and comfortable.This kind of life as a bodyguard can continue, delicious, um.

Superman made up his mind and wanted to take the initiative to contact Connor directly to improve the father-son relationship.Unexpectedly, the result was that Superman was stabbed with a kryptonite knife by his own son.

That's right, stabbed.

Because his son thought that this father should be stabbed.

The story begins when Raflitz, the holder of the orange light ring from an extraterrestrial planet, descends to Earth.As soon as Liz arrived on Earth, he heard that the Orange Lantern Beast was in the hands of Superman (of course Luther told him), so he asked Superman directly for it, and the two sides fought when they couldn't understand.Raflitz is certainly no match for Superman, even with the orange lights behind him.After being defeated, Superman just confiscated his lantern ring, in order to calm him down and prevent him from using the power of orange lights to do evil on Earth.Unexpectedly, when everyone was relieved, Connor saw that the timing was good, Superman was very tired and unprepared, so he stabbed his own father!The reason turned out to be that he thought his father was plotting against his idol!Everyone at the scene was drunk when they heard this reason!

In the midst of all the flying and jumping, the Orange Lantern Ring was taken away by someone.But Superman was fine, and Connor stopped resisting after being held down by the children he knew.

Spider-Man, Scarab II, and Robin looked at the other superheroes with complicated expressions. Although it was wrong for my little friend to stab my father, but the intoxicating rumor he said just now, how can my father treat idols? It's a conspiracy, as adults, don't you think you should learn more about it?

Batman understands the relationship. No matter how you say it, Superboy is Superman's child. He probably has good hearing. He probably heard Superman discussing Alice with him before, but maybe the version he understands is that the domineering father detains her. The granddaughter's bullying version is up.

... Now that you listen, why don't you listen to us finish!And if you have any doubts, can't you ask in private? Do you have to tell the whole story after stabbing your father in public?Is there such a cheat?Bear kids are scary!

Batman felt that the final interpretation should be left to Superman himself, and he had had enough.