[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

Regarding the reproduction of Kryptonians, someone questioned it earlier than Batman.

Yes, Luther Lex, who first suspected that Kryptonians reproduced sexually.

Because in addition to the instruments used to detect Superman, the Lex Group also has a detector, which is dubbed a "cosmic cannon" detection device by group insiders.

Yep, originally this thing started as a study of Superman's weaknesses.When it comes to weaknesses, normal people will think of men's special weaknesses, but Superman, judging from the tights with a prominent figure, he has everything he should have.

But after further research, even if his enemies attacked his male weakness, there was no result, that is, there was also a body of steel, an indestructible body, and steel bars could not be inserted into it.

So there is a question here, if Superman is so powerful, can normal women bear it?Isn't the power of his beep comparable to a cosmic cannon?Wouldn't it kill people with a single shot, dripping with blood?

So here is an argument.

Assumption 1, the interior of Superman is not indestructible, then Superman can be killed from the openings of Superman's mouth, nostrils, ears, chrysanthemums, etc. This is Superman's weakness.

It has been verified that Assumption 1 is not true, Superman's chrysanthemum can still pinch the steel pipe, then it is naturally deduced as Hypothesis 2, that is, the interior of Superman is also indestructible, so the various forces inside are actually amazingly powerful.

From hypothesis 2, it can be deduced that if Superman reproduces sexually, there will definitely be a cosmic cannon.

So the Lex Group installed a space cannon detection device.The specific principle is that if Superman wants to launch a cosmic cannon, there are only a few possibilities, either launching it in space, or launching it towards the ground, or launching it into the air.

There is no way to launch into space, but if launched into the ground, there will be a suspected earthquake phenomenon, and if launched into the air, there will be a suspected missile launch phenomenon, both of which can be observed.

The Lex Group uses the cosmic cannon observation device and after long-term observations, draws an inference—Superman does not launch cosmic cannons, at least not on the earth.

Compared with Superman running to the universe every time he needs to launch a space cannon, the scientists of the Lex Group prefer that Superman can control his own space cannon.In other words, Superman is likely to just look the same as Earthlings, but may not actually reproduce sexually.

So there are three possible inferences:

1. Superman only simulates the appearance of the earthlings. In fact, he does not need sexual reproduction.After reaching certain conditions, Superman can reproduce alone.He doesn't need to fire a cosmic cannon.

2. Superman can actually reproduce sexually, but does not rely on sexual reproduction.In other words, Superman can control his own cosmic cannon, and he can't fire it if he doesn't want to, and he can fire it if he wants to.

3. Superman actually sent a cosmic cannon in the universe, which cannot be observed.

Luthor tends to the first inference. He thinks that Superman is a monster who is not human, and he probably doesn't have any sexual desires at all.

Other scientists in the Lex Group are more inclined to inference 2. They think that their boss thinks too much about Superman. If he really doesn't need that organ, he would have degenerated long ago. Since there is, then there is a need for his existence.

As for the third, everyone thinks that going to the universe to masturbate is not in line with the image of Superman, and holding back is more of a saint.

Batman, who had a fight with Superman, transferred the research data of the Lex Group to Superman himself without saying a word.

Superman himself:  …

Clark: ………

Clark: ……………

Is it me, Superman, who looks too polite, or you, Lex, are just too floaty? !

Batman also calmly explained: "Look, I'm not the only one who questioned this question, so the question of how your son came out, if you don't confess the way Kryptonians reproduce, it's really hard to solve."

Clark: "It's still difficult to solve? I understand that Luthor did it! He has studied all this. Isn't it just a matter of minutes to clone a child of mine?"

Batman: "Tsk."

Clark: "B, you smacked your lips just now! Can't you stop cheating me because I cheated you into the Cosmic Alliance? Can you let this go first?"

Batman: "No."

In short, after Clark paid various promised benefits to appease his partner B, he received effective help.Yes, Batman is sure that Luther did this, because the child's genetic blood sample has Luther's genes.It's just that there seems to be a third gene mixed in, which seems to be from Kryptonians, but I don't know who it is.

Clark immediately remembered his fellow Kryptonian who died before, and there was no other Kryptonian after thinking about it.Thinking of this, Clark felt aggrieved in his heart, you said you Luther, you want to make a child of my kind and no one cares about you, why did you mix me in?The world between the two of you is fine, why do you need to TAG my name? !

Batman: "You are more famous, and you have super powers that are very strong for Kryptonians."

Clark: "Oh, that's enough, B, stop talking, I already have a stomachache."

Batman: "It turns out that Kryptonians can also have stomach pains, so write it down."

Clark: ... In short, the previous matter has not been revealed, has it!

So the Justice League decided to join forces with the Avengers and other superheroes. No matter who they are, they will take down the Superboy when they see it!

As for Superboy himself—

Today, the superboy squatting on the windowsill of someone else's house and licking a lollipop is very sad.

He has been a very smart little guy since he was born, and he has read a lot of famous books through the Internet.He knew that he, like the illegitimate son Mordred of King Arthur, was not the crystallization of orthodox love, but a child who was not loved by his father after his mother plotted against him.

However, he doesn't hate the queen mother. Ever since he heard that the queen mother is obsessed with the father and king, like a fanatical star-chaser, after he finally synthesized himself, he doesn't hate the queen mother anymore.In particular, the legendary queen mother's supposedly rosy hair is now bare and hairless, which makes him feel pity.

Therefore, he obeyed the orders of his mother and queen, and went to do things to make his father angry.However, he hasn't seen his father and king so far, and his mother and queen are very dissatisfied with what he did.

"What's this? Helping bank robbers escape? Hanging lost cats on branches so they can't get down? Mixing all non-recyclables with recyclables? Freezing artificial lakes so they can't catch fish? The dog was sent to the health center for euthanasia? You idiot! What a bad thing! You might as well grab the lollipops from elementary school students!!!”

In view of the angry mother-in-law roaring so much, Superboy followed the mother-in-law's suggestion to grab the lollipops of the elementary school students, and then was kicked out of the house by the mother-in-law.

"I don't care if you kill people or set fires - don't do a bad thing that gets Superman's attention and you don't have to come back!!!"

The queen mother gave such a hysterical order.

Superboy is extremely sad, what is the bad thing that can make his father pay attention, he can't think of it?

"Well, let me say, you've been sitting at my window for an hour, what can I do for you?"

A teenager couldn't resist asking Superboy who was blocking the light.

Superboy turned his head and saw the boy's sincere face.

Well, looks like someone who is easy to silence.

Superboy jumped in, snatched the potato chips on the boy's table, and chewed them tastelessly.

Teenager: "Well, um, what troubles can I say, sometimes I am very troubled, but it's much better to say it, and it doesn't mean that I can help?"

Superboy: "Do you know anything about criminals that you can use as a reference?"

Boy: "Are you talking about TV movies? Yes! Haven't you watched the hit 'Ogre' recently? I've been following this show recently! It's exciting and scary!"

Superboy: "Ogre? Is he the bad guy?"

Boy: "It's not considered a traditional bad guy, but he's still a bad guy, right? Anyway, you'll know it after watching it. Eat my Amway. I have a disc. We can watch it together!"

So Superboy and the boy watched the first few episodes of the series Ogre at the boy's house, and then chased after the series until the last few episodes.It's a pity that there is no one behind, so I can only wait every day.

The three views of Superboy are shocked and baptized!

"Ordinary people, are they so scary!!!"

The ogre as an ordinary person easily played with the FBI agent as a mutant, and even set up a very sinister plan to kill the super villain so-and-so to make a super villain sashimi and eat it!Eat. Drop. It's really eaten. It's made into a dish, and I ate it with my teeth!

The young man felt sorry for him: "That's right, this film teaches us that what is scary is definitely not the ability, but the human heart. Doctor Aogu is really scary!"

Superboy took a chance: "This is just a TV drama just made it up. Are ordinary people really so scary?"

The boy thought for a while: "It's hard to say. I heard that Batman is just an ordinary person, but Superman is afraid of him."

--What!Even my lord father is afraid?Ordinary people, it's terrible! ! !

Superboy has a serious psychological shadow on ordinary people, but this show makes him want to stop like an addiction.

Teenager: "Have you also become a fan of this show? Which character do you like the most?"

Superboy: "Of course it's Dr. Ogu, he's so smart! And scary."

Teenager: "That's right! I'm also a doctor fan! Although I'm also a William fan. If you are a doctor fan, you can watch the movie Silence of the Lambs related to this, which is still in theaters now! Besides, this The actor has played the mage in DOCTORWHO before, and it is also a classic."

Superboy confused: "What is DOCTORWHO?"

Boy: "What? You haven't even watched DOCTORWHO? God, how many childhoods have you missed! I also bought this Blu-ray, come and come! Amway, watch it together!"

So Superboy and the boy finished watching the part about the same actor playing the mage in DOCTORWHO.

Superboy: "——!!" Good, good looking! !

The super kid who has no childhood at all, is very satisfied to eat the Amway of DOCTORWHO, which is very suitable for children to watch, and has become a loyal fan of an actor.

Superboy: "Is there any other starring this guy?"

Boy: "He appeared, not in a movie or TV show, but in a survival show. I also recorded it!"

Unfortunately, it was too late today, and Superboy had to go home.Although the queen mother angrily warned him not to go home unless he did something earth-shattering and bad, Superboy knew that he would blow up his mother only if he really didn't go home.

"Unfortunately, I have to go today. I'll see you next time. But, do you know what kind of bad thing is more nerve-racking? Especially the kind that hurts Superman?"

The boy thought for a while: "I don't know, but Superman, speaking of it, many people say that his uniform is red underwear, I think this rumor is very troublesome for him, hahaha!"

Superboy thanked him and flew away.

The boy was stunned for two seconds, and then he was a little confused: "He can fly, so he is a mutant. I forgot to introduce myself, forget it, anyway, he said he will come next time."

The boy closed the window, not thinking it was a big deal.Until the evening, he saw from the news that someone had hung a huge banner in Stark Tower. On it was a pair of huge red briefs with the words: Superman's spare underwear!When he spit out a mouthful of water.

"Peter! What are you doing, eat carefully!"

"Cough cough cough, I'm sorry Aunt Mei, cough cough cough!!"

Play, pretend to be stupid.He didn't know about it, it had nothing to do with him, woo woo woo!