[Comprehensive] Uncle Ba's food paradise

While Hannibal was asleep, Clark solved many other problems.

For example, through Diana's relationship, he found the Blue Lantern Corps and the Blue Lantern to discuss how to solve the lantern beast problem.Finally, with the help of the blue lantern beast Yaoshihuang, the tip of the small part of the tentacles that the converted octopus used to repair Hannibal's soul was cut off, and then the people of the blue lantern and the blue lantern left with their respective lantern beasts. .

Another example is to help Parallax Hal solve the follow-up problems of this matter.Parallax Hal said that since the green light ring has been worn by Alice, it means that he is no longer Green Lantern, and Alice was selected to be the new Green Lantern.In particular, she also has the experience of being possessed by ion sharks. It is impossible for the Green Lantern Corps to let people who have mastered their power play freely on the earth.

Even if Alice wanted to give up the lantern ring, she had to go to the green light to go through the formalities.There may be problems with Parallax Hal coming forward. I believe that the fact that he is possessed by the parallax monster is enough to be locked up by the guardian.

Batman: "I thought you Seven Lantern Corps were all cooperative?"

Parallax Hal: "In fact, it is not. There is a competitive relationship between the legions. On a certain level, if I appear on the same planet with other Lantern Rings, it will arouse the suspicion of the guardians. When I cooperated with them to kill the villains last time, Almost got fired for meeting them."

Superman: "I'm going with you to resolve this. I think a lot of the Guardians' decisions are overkill. We need to give them advice. If they don't take advice or even consider it, then they are a powerful group in their own right, as We have the right to protest against the free beings who are being forcibly ruled by them."

In this matter, Batman, who is basically an earthling, can't help much, and there is also a time difference in interstellar communication, and it all depends on Clark's own adaptability.After discussing this with members of the Justice League who were not at ease, it was finally decided that Diana would go back with Superman and Parallax Hal to persuade the Guardians to change their minds.

During the period when Superman left the earth, the Justice League also issued an announcement through the Avengers to let everyone know that Superman went to outer space to solve the follow-up of the Lantern incident. If you have something to do, you can find other justice partners.

And after this cooperation, after the Justice League communicated with the high-level Avengers, they basically set the policy that the Avengers are in the open and the Justice League is in the dark.To put it simply, the Avengers are the official forces, and the Justice League is the civil organization.The overall cooperation policy is to sign multiple cooperation plans—similar to the meaning of the government outsourcing some work to private enterprises.It is not necessary for private enterprises to abide by the government's strict requirements for civil servants, but the conditions given by some countries must be complied with.

While Superman was not on Earth, Luthor was still very happy. He felt that he had finally realized more than half of his dream—letting Superman get out of Earth.The Orange Lantern Ring who came to the Orange Lantern Beast, the alien also thought that the Orange Lantern Beast had gone somewhere else and couldn't wait, so he also left the earth. Before leaving, he thought that Luther was already His beneficial subordinate gave him cosmic communication technology and asked him to contact him immediately after discovering the orange light.When Luthor obtained this technology, he was so happy. He believed that this would be the first part to promote interstellar development, and immediately applied for a patent on Earth shamelessly, and won a long-term cooperation contract with the space station. He was very happy. smiling.If he could read his mind, he would definitely shout in his heart: Superman, you will always return to Earth, and Lao Tzu is now an interstellar interstellar man, hahahaha! ! !

It's a pity that Luthor's wish was not fulfilled. Within a few months, Superman and Diana came back.

Batman: "How's it going?"

Diana: "Like Hal said, the guardians are very brainy. They want to fire Hal and lock him up, so I tried my best to convince them."

Batman: "How did you do that?"

Superman: "I just explained the situation realistically, and said that the problem this time is entirely caused by the Guardians violating the Law on the Protection of Rare Species and the Law on the Personal Sovereignty of Highly Intelligent Species, and treating the Lantern as an inanimate object as the energy core. It is the result of greed. I ask them to release the Lantern Beast immediately. Even if they want to use the power of the Lantern Beast, both parties must sign a legally effective contract and agreement. Otherwise, I will not only release the Lantern Beast directly, but also let my My interstellar lawyer friend helped the Lantern Beasts sue them, and they lost their fortunes. If the cosmic court cannot execute the judgment, I can execute it myself."

Of course, Superman is not familiar with the law at all, and it all depends on the relationship Hal found with Diana's alien friends, contacted the interstellar lawyer, and provided them with professional advice.

This once again tells us that learning the law of interstellar travel is not afraid!

Batman: "So he was threatened and agreed to release Hal?"

Superman: "No, they seem to be amazed that I know the law so well and how to use order, and they think that I am a person who is not afraid of power in order to maintain order, and they specially give me the title of Green Lantern Corps consultant. That is to say, when I think their behavior When disrupting order and harming the interests of the public, I can remind them, or even directly stop them. And they agreed that the treatment of Hal was too strict, and gave Hal a probation period, allowing him to work again and gain trust."

Diana's hesitant expression was seen by Batman, and he immediately made the most reasonable guess in his heart.

Batman: "...It's just that you think you are convincing them by the law? In fact, you add Diana, Parallax Hal, and a new Green Lantern who can possess ion sharks. They really offend I'm sorry but I can't beat it."

Diana: "That's right, that's it! But Clark thinks his eloquence is good at convincing the other party, and the truth that I really couldn't bear to reveal was revealed by you!"

Superman's dissatisfied explanation: "Sister Diana, you can't say that. The fight started because of a misunderstanding. Isn't it good to explain it later? Everyone is civilized, and communication and communication lay the foundation for peace."

The corner of Batman's mouth twitched, and he understood why Diana didn't want to convince Superman of the truth.Wouldn't it lead to a more terrifying development if Clark was told that violence was more effective than persuasion?Why did he feel that after a trip, Superman is getting closer and closer to becoming a lord, and he is not a lord of the earth.Lord 2814 is not a joke, but ambition?Is he going to be the lord of the entire sector, or even a larger area? ! ! !

Batman was deeply tired, and he felt more and more that the mud of fate made it so difficult to escape.

But now Batman faces a more terrifying truth.

"Why didn't that girl, Alice come back with you?"

Superman is helpless: "Because Ion Shark likes her very much, she is the only Green Lantern who will be possessed by Ion Shark. So the people of the Green Lantern Corps said that they will not let her use her power indiscriminately until the training is completed. I can't do anything about it."

Batman: "Have you figured out how to explain to that person after you take her out and come back with only you?"

Superman: "Really, seek truth from facts, Ying, should be able to understand, right? I have already told them to speed up the training, but after all, Alice is from the earth, if it is too much, I will not be able to bear it!"

Batman: "Since you think about it, it's okay. I have some news for you. You have to calm down, Superman."

Superman: "What? What happened??"

Batman: "During the time you and Alice were away, Professor Hopkins seems to have had an ordinary girlfriend now."

Batman clicked the remote control, and a projection appeared in the sky.

It was the head of a lady.

If it was placed decades ago, it would be a beautiful woman at first glance.

Yes, decades ago.This lady, actually, is, an, elderly person.

Superman: "..."

Diana: "..."

Batman: "Later, I analyzed and researched it, and I think that the mental age of Professor Hannibal Hopkins is not in his 30s, but about 30 to [-]. In his eyes, he is [-] to [-] years old People in this age group are similar to their own children or grandchildren, and people in this age group are still immature and too naive. According to my guess, his orientation should be at least forty or above.”

Superman was expressionless: "What do you mean by telling me this?"

Batman: "Maybe I'm getting busy, but I think you'd better be mentally prepared (to be rejected)."

Diana: "Okay, don't scare him, B. It's okay. Generally, the partner you finally find and the ideal partner are two types. You see, when I was in Paradise Island, the person I was looking for was the same as the person I dated. It's an older woman, and I didn't expect a man so many years younger than me to be my true love in the future."

——This example, why is it so convincing!Even Batman was shocked, and couldn't help but reflect that the ideal he admired in the past seemed to be the type of pure and righteous Gordon. As a result, his girlfriends were all dangerous women with villain configurations such as Catwoman or the daughter of Master Ninja.

Since even Batman is silent, making this more believable, Superman seems to be in a better mood.

"Sister Diana, thank you!"

So the Justice League had a good meeting, and the second half of the time completely became Diana's emotional counseling classroom.Batman also tried to stop it at first!But some of what Diana said really hit his various encounters and experiences!

To put it bluntly, Diana's 'training' was very useful.

As a righteous sister, of course, she would not teach people how to pretend to be loved by others. On the contrary, Diana encouraged Clark and Bruce Wayne to communicate with people with their true selves, because pretending can only be exchanged for hypocrisy , Only truth can be exchanged for truth.

But the truth is not that straight men throw their worst side at other people's faces like a cancer. No one is a masochist. Not everyone likes to eat durian-flavored stinky tofu.This is just like a cake. As the owner of a cake shop, you are going to sell the cake. If you don’t decorate it deliciously, no one will try it in your mouth at the beginning. How can you know if it tastes right?

What Diana teaches is this kind of interpersonal skills, even if it is not applied in love, it is very useful in daily interpersonal management.For example, Batman, when he was Bruce Wayne, although he knew how to respect women and was used to flattering compliments, he actually didn't understand the inner meaning of doing so.His words and actions come from a kind of etiquette and pretense, not from the deeper emotional meaning of doing so.Diana's observations gave him a new perspective, allowing him to realize that words and actions that he usually ignored might lead to more impressive results.

Clarke focused on another aspect.He is much better than Batman in dealing with people in the world. He is a more talkative and likable character.However, all his previous relationships were women, and he had no experience of treating men as partners.Diana had dated both women and men, and gave him quite specific advice - about the major differences in how to deal with male and female lovers.

For example, the most obvious point is that women prefer to be taken care of in every possible way, and they are very happy to be thoughtful about small things and details.They also like to be protected, even if they have strength, being protected by their lover is proof of love for them.

But men have a decisive difference in this point. It should be said that for men, their self-esteem and subtle sense of competition are stronger. If their lover is too strong, it is easy for men to shrink back.Even if you are strong externally, it will have a better effect if you give in to the man you like.Moreover, male lovers don't like to be overprotected, which has a feeling of distrusting him or even underestimating him.

The most important thing is character, and there are strong women and weak men, so it is most important to find out the character of the one you love, so that you can prescribe the right medicine.

"Does every woman think about such complicated things before she starts dating?"

Even Batman couldn't help but be surprised, he thought that most of the lovers met by coincidence, and then they negotiated without knowing it!It turns out that talking about a real relationship requires so much energy to prepare in advance?It's not surprising that many superheroes are single these days, and most of them don't focus on it.

Diana glanced lovingly at the two of them like a fool, and then replied: "It's because you didn't put your energy into it at the beginning, and you didn't study hard enough to find it difficult. It's like B, you practiced at the beginning. The hooklock must not be easy, but now it's as easy as you use an extension of your hand."

This example is quite specific and deeply touched the two of them.Diana continued;

"You are all handsome and rich, so many worldly people want to be your lovers, fawning on you and getting close to you, so that you gradually forget to hone this important skill. In fact, truly outstanding people have the same pursuit as you Or, if you don’t spend energy and thought to win the attention of the one you love, and learn how to get along with each other happily for a long time, how can you get the desired result? Please remember that there is no good thing in this world, How much you give will always pay off.”

Diana is a princess, and she used to be considered a relatively high-level existence on Paradise Island, and she also received professional training for the royal family.No matter how high her own application level is, the theoretical knowledge is quite rich, which is several blocks away from ordinary people who have never been instructed in relevant knowledge.

So the other two listened very seriously, and couldn't help but began to take notes in their hearts.So Haha came over with a broken green light, saying that he found a Neptune who could emit light and energy, and accidentally broke into Diana's small classroom.

Neptune: "Hold, I'm sorry, can I come again next time?"

Others: "Wait, don't leave!!"

Neptune: "Yes, but I don't have any relationship problems that need consultation. I have a good relationship with my brother and my girlfriend!"

Others: "No, we're talking about what's in your hand, put it down!!!"

Neptune: "Huh?"

So do you need lighting effects for a relationship consultation?He has been away from the land for a long time, and he is a little unclear.