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"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

The nausea brought by the teleportation gradually subsided, Tang Chao's eyes finally became clear again, and he heard the boy beside him shouting: "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"

He turned his head to look, and saw that young girl with fair face and delicate eyebrows and eyes, dressed as a little eunuch, was looking at him cautiously and worriedly, and his voice was clear and indistinguishable: "The Queen's actions are indeed inappropriate, but Long Live Lord You can’t get angry because of this.”

Long live God?I am the emperor now?Tang Chao lowered his head, saw the intricate dragon patterns embroidered on the yellow robe in front of him, and suddenly understood his personality in this world.He raised his eyebrows, feeling secretly refreshed. After being a slave given to Fang Mubo as a gift, he could finally feel proud again.

"Tell me again, what's wrong with the empress?" Tang Chao cleared his throat, pretending to be an emperor should have airs, and asked in a deep voice.The little eunuch had no choice but to say it again fearfully: "The empress...the empress said she didn't want to suffer such humiliation, so she hit the post."

"Bold! As my queen, how can she look like the mother of a country? If she doesn't want to sit as the queen, she can give it to someone else, and go to the cold palace by herself!" Tang Chao finished his acting with extraordinary momentum, only to feel Feeling comfortable all over, the aggrieved feeling that no one in the previous world could understand what he said suddenly disappeared: "Go! Get up and drive to the queen! I want to see how she can knock myself into!"

Tang Chao got up from the dragon bed and walked outside the palace. When passing by the table, he grabbed the bronze mirror on the table and looked at himself.

Yes, it looks like his real age now, much better than the 16-year-old setting in the previous world.

He put down the mirror and was satisfied. The palace people outside had already prepared a chariot for him. Tang Chao sat in and admired the carved railings and paintings in the palace through the small window. He was quite curious about the queen who hit the pillar.

"That..." Tang Chao wanted to call that little eunuch, but he didn't know his name at all. His voice stopped on the tip of his tongue for a moment: "That little table, I'm so confused by the queen, what's your name?" ?”

"...ah?" The little eunuch realized after a while that Tang Chao was calling himself, turned his head and smiled at Tang Chao who was showing his face through the small window, "Return to Your Majesty, this servant's name is Xi'an, and this name is yours." It was given to me."

"Oh, I remembered." Tang Chao pretended to rub his forehead and said with a headache, "I'm not so clear-headed now, please tell me what the queen has done."

"This..." Xi'an hesitated for a moment, but still said cruelly: "Last night, your majesty went to the empress's place and wanted to have sex with him, but then, for some reason, you lost your temper and asked someone to lock up your empress. Today I have long heard from the palace people over there that the empress got up early in the morning and bumped against the pillar."

I'm afraid it's because he didn't want to have sex with the emperor and angered the emperor.Tang Chao probably had some ideas in his mind, and he imagined the scene where he fell in love with a certain woman from a good family at first sight during the emperor's parade, and married her to be the queen, but she died to show her ambition because of her own feelings.

Arriving at the Queen's bedroom, he got off the chariot, held his head high, took the role of the young emperor himself, walked with his hands behind his back, walked into the bedroom with a domineering air, and asked the court ladies and eunuchs who stood there with low eyebrows: "Where's the queen?"

"Go back to the emperor, the queen is inside." The girl who looked like a court lady replied respectfully.Tang Chao didn't know where the inner room was, so he raised his legs and walked in.

There was a person in the room sitting on the ground with his back to the door, wearing a bright red wedding dress, and the skirt was spread out on the ground like a blooming flower. Tang Chao looked at the back of his queen and was stunned for a moment, thinking that the emperor's aesthetics was It's not a bit strange, this back is really strong, it looks like Fang Mubo.

He collected himself, and shouted imposingly: "Queen! What do you want to do!"

The queen trembled when she heard the words, and turned her head slowly, revealing her face with gauze wrapped around her forehead, You Yuan and Tang Chao looked at each other.

The air instantly froze.

The two looked at each other angrily and resentfully for about ten seconds. Finally, Tang Chao couldn't hold on anymore. The expression on his face twitched, and he said indifferently to all the servants, "Back off, far away."

The door of the dormitory was closed from the outside by the maid who left, Tang Chao finally couldn't bear it anymore, the serious expression on his face cracked instantly, he pointed at his queen and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahaha Brother Fang, you wear a skirt It's pretty pretty."

Fang Mubo sighed with an expression of "what can I do? I'm also very helpless", and said with a smile, "Look at you, I know I'm making fun of you, Brother Fang."

"No, I was still thinking about it on the way. What kind of chaste and virtuous woman must bump into a pillar without being a queen? I didn't expect it to be you. Oh no, let me laugh for a while..."

Fang Mubo, a chaste man, stood up from the ground. His wedding dress was probably tailor-made, and it perfectly fit the curvature of the man's body, making him extremely sexy.Tang Chao took a look and smiled even more happily.

Seeing him laughing so hard that Fang Mubo almost lost his breath, he said helplessly, "Stop laughing, is it so funny? If you laugh again, I will kiss you."

Tang Chao: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Fang Mubo had no choice but to put the threat into practice, leaned forward, pressed Tang Chao against the screen, bowed his head and kissed him.

"Hmm." Tang Chao's eyes widened, and he expressed his dissatisfaction with Mu Bo's sneak attack. A few seconds later, he realized that the protest was futile, and cursed in his heart. In principle, he began to kiss back jerkyly not to be outdone.

Half a minute later, Tang Chao pushed Fang Mubo away panting heavily, and looked at his flushed face with erratic eyes: "I can't do it, I'm going to suffocate to death."

"Breathe, you idiot." Fang Mubo slid one hand down and pinched his waist suggestively, rubbing the tip of his nose against the tip of Tang Chao's nose, and asked in a low voice with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, I want my concubine to serve you at night." sleep?"

"Serving you big-headed ghost, it's not the time for you to bump into the pillar." Tang Chao took a breath, straightened his dragon robe, and taught solemnly: "As the mother of a country, don't keep thinking about serving you." Sleeping, fighting for favor, and other things, you have to think about how to be the mother of the world, you know?"

If it wasn't for the fact that his face was still blushing, what Tang Chao said really seemed to be the case.Fang Mubo couldn't help laughing in his heart, but he still frowned, and said with a troubled expression: "No, I will be jealous if I see His Majesty getting close to other concubines in the harem."

"It's not up to you to decide." Tang Chao snorted triumphantly, raised his hand and pinched Fang Mubo's chin: "I am the master of this palace, I can do whatever I want, and I don't have the right to dictate."

Fang Mubo grabbed his hand and put it on his lips for a kiss, successfully making Tang Chao dazzled: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

When Tang Chao came back to his senses, he felt a burst of embarrassment. Why is this person's problem of flirting with people anytime and anywhere getting worse?He withdrew his hand and said righteously: "You are not allowed to touch the emperor."

"Okay." Fang Mubo's eyes were full of smiles. He put his hands behind his back and said, "Does Your Majesty want to touch me?"

"Precious concubine, Qing noble concubine came to pay her respects—" the palace servants outside reported in a long voice, Tang Chao turned his head and looked out the window, patted Fang Mubo on the shoulder, and laughed loudly: "Queen, look at you gone."

"Your Majesty won't be with me?" Fang Mubo searched in his mind trying to find a few palace fighting movies for reference, but he rarely watched TV dramas, so he couldn't find any useful information after searching for a long time, so he could only rely on himself to adapt .He raised his voice: "Let the two younger sisters wait outside for a while, and I will change my clothes first."

This also entered the play too quickly.Tang Chao smiled happily. Fang Mubo looked at him, hooked the corners of his lips, and began to take off the scarlet wedding dress on his body.

"Hey wait, why are you taking off your clothes in front of me?" Tang Chao hurriedly turned his head away, but his peripheral vision betrayed his true thoughts.

Why is he in such a good shape?Tang Chao pinched his belly enviously, only feeling a layer of soft flesh.

"I've been seen by you so many times, and I don't care about this time." Fang Mubo took off only the innermost obscene clothes, opened the cupboard and found a man's clothes from it: "You said this is married?" Will the concubine of the emperor who is a male queen be male or female?"

"Go out and have a look and you'll know." The man in front of him was dressed in white and looked chic. If he had a fan in his hand or a Xiao on his waist, he would definitely be the male lead in an ancient costume idol drama.Tang Chao found that no matter what style Fang Mubo was able to control, in the final analysis, he still had a good foundation. He was good-looking and had a great figure, even if he wore a sack on his body, he still had a special flavor.

A few minutes later, Mu Bo walked out of the inner room, and the two noble concubines who came to pay their respects were already waiting outside, both of them were young girls who were painted with powder.It seems that the world is relatively normal in terms of general settings. Marrying a male empress is probably the emperor's intention alone. I don't know how much effort it will take to stop the mouths of the ministers.

Fang Mubo thought about sitting down in the front seat, facing the two noble concubines, he didn't know what to say for a while.They are all very good-looking girls. In their world, they can definitely become popular on the Internet.The two noble concubines looked at Fang Mubo in a daze. The fact that the emperor married a male queen was a thorn in their hearts. They came here with the intention of watching a joke when they learned that the queen hit the post. I didn't expect this male queen to be... so handsome.

The two noble concubines bumped into each other uncontrollably, and there was a bit of indescribable shyness in their eyes, which seemed to be full of spring water.Tang Chao was originally peeking cheerfully from behind the screen, but when he keenly sensed something was wrong, he thumped in his heart.

...Wait, the concubines of this unlucky emperor are not going to mess with his empress.

What Tang Chao didn't know was that the original emperor of this world had never favored any of the concubines in the palace because of his orientation. .