Lin Shilang Gu

Cheng Guiyuan blocked the camera, and returned to the bedroom with the sleepy Qu Xuesong in her arms.

The staff of the program team look at me and I look at you. The doors are closed, and they can't force their way in, so this part of the scene is left blank, and it directly cuts to the departure. The audience in front of the TV is confused.

-Ah ah ah ah ah is this gone?

- the program group is teasing us

-In the 10 minutes of opening [-], is there [-] seconds for my cedar baby? ? ?

- If I remember correctly, Baby Cedar is not the number one coffee among the guests, he is also one of the best. Is this how the program group treats Qu Xuesong?

- Everyone, don't be impatient, maybe there are more shots in the back

With Qu Xuesong's family taking the lead, fans of other families who were quietly licking their faces also calculated the duration of the scenes in advance. It was supposed to be calculated uniformly after the show ended, so as to facilitate tearing.

off-camera.

Qu Xuesong was directly pushed into the bedroom by Cheng Guiyuan, and the cameraman was turned away by her. Qu Xuesong couldn't laugh or cry: "We won't have a camera if you do this." Editing shots of program groups also need material, the more material there is, the more room there is for editing.

"Then I'll go out, you wash and change clothes first." Cheng Guiyuan said immediately.

"Forget it." Qu Xuesong pulled her back, "It's useless for you to go out, they want to photograph me."

Those plain words pierced Cheng Guiyuan's heart.Before the variety show started broadcasting, she had already been scolded for seventy or eighty circles on the Internet, wasn't it because she was not popular.

Cheng Guiyuan sighed.

Qu Xuesong opened his mouth, and said back, "I mean, you just took enough pictures."

Cheng Guiyuan said uninterestedly, "Oh."

Qu Xuesong bit her lip, and gently kissed the corner of Cheng Guiyuan's lips.

Cheng Guiyuan raised one brow high, dissatisfaction was clearly written in her eyes, it was very early.

Qu Xuesong fell ill with arrogance, and said, "Don't push yourself too far."

Cheng Guiyuan laughed, circled around Qu Xuesong and kissed him directly.

"Well!"

To deal with someone like Qu Xuesong, he would be honest if he kissed her until her legs softened.

Qu Xuesong sat on the edge of the bed, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were like autumn water, Cheng Guiyuan held her underwear in her hand, dressed her, and said, "Raise your hand."

Qu Xuesong didn't lift it up.

Cheng Guiyuan smiled: "You don't want to wear it? That's fine too, let's continue—"

"Rogue!" Qu Xuesong grabbed it with his hands, "I wear it myself!"

"When it's time to take it off, hurry up one bite at a time, and when it's your turn to put it on, you won't want it in every way, tsk tsk."

"Say one more word and you'll get out."

"I don't." Cheng Guiyuan practiced the hooligan style personally. She turned around and locked the door, and then walked over with a smile. Qu Xuesong retreated to the corner of the bed, stubbornly resisting: "There are people outside."

Cheng Guiyuan shrugged: "I know, otherwise why would I lock the door?"

Qu Xuesong: "..." After that, she didn't retreat, her eyes were full of longing.

Cheng Guiyuan couldn't help laughing.

Didn't expect Mr. Qu to be such a Mr. Qu, or is Qu Xuesong being corrupted by himself?I remember one time when I went to pick her up at the airport by myself, and spent so much time coaxing her to come in the car, now Qu Xuesong is able to deal with this kind of thing without changing his face.

A door apart.

Cheng Guiyuan pushed Qu Xuesong down on the bed, pleasing her tenderly.

The two of them have been together for several years, and they know each other as well as they know themselves. Within 2 minutes, Qu Xuesong has already hummed impatiently.Cheng Guiyuan reminded her viciously in her ear: "Shh, there are people outside, listen."

Qu Xuesong held her breath, and the whispered conversation outside the door reached her ears.

"Shall we knock on the door?"

"Teacher Qu and the others have been in for a long time."

"Who's knocking?"

"Let me do it."

dong dong dong-

The knuckles tapped on the solid wood door, and the normal volume sounded.

"Second teachers, are you done with your work?"

At the critical moment, Qu Xuesong tightly shut his mouth, not daring to utter a single word.Cheng Guiyuan was on the other hand, calmly replied: "We are changing clothes, wait a moment."

Staff: "OK."

As soon as the staff finished speaking, Cheng Guiyuan noticed something strange, frowned slightly, and then laughed out loud.

Qu Xuesong pushed Cheng Guiyuan who was on his body, sat up, took off the bathrobe thrown beside him, and went to take a shower.

Cheng Guiyuan glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed.

5 minutes? 3 minutes?

Qu Xuesong really got faster and faster.

Hahaha.

Because Cheng Guiyuan abducts Qu Xuesong out of the camera at every turn, she doesn't do something every time. She doesn't want Qu Xuesong to be exposed too much, so Qu Xuesong lets her do it.Until Qu Cheng and Lin Gu met, there was very little material for the two of them, which worried the program crew.

"Teacher Qu, here is a task card for you." The staff handed over an envelope.

Cheng Guiyuan took it and read out the mission content.

Barrage.

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-Is Cheng Guiyuan the queen of dramas?It's still the number one white lotus in history, and I can't understand human words, so the program team called Teacher Qu! ! !Bend!Bend!Bend!

- Married to her husband, her surname is also Qu, nothing wrong

-God damn marry and follow husband, hahahahaha

- you are dead

-Shao Te, your mouth is dirty, if I wasn't Lin Fan, would you s**?

-Cheng Fan is the one who said she married her husband, isn't it enough to post every day, is it fun to watch the cooking and snatching scenes?

-cp fan circle is cute, don't be ignorant

Real CP fan: Where there is a lack of bricks, move, professionally blamed for 100 years, shivering.jpg

The four groups of guests met at the appointed place. Lin Yuewei and Gu Yanqiu arrived at the resort first. Gu Yanqiu has been professionally cold for 100 years. She doesn’t take the initiative to talk unless she cues her. Lin Yuewei doesn’t talk much.

-Hahahahaha, I rely on, is the program group lost, let the two big icebergs sit here

- Wasn't it good to be at home before, why did the ice slag freeze out when I came out?

- because there are no cats

-It seems to know something serious, so the cat is the key to unlocking their seal. It is suggested that the program team can take the cat to travel @一种秀恋爱的妈夫录物艺

-Seconded

-It's really cold. How do they fall in love? I feel that Mr. Gu's Xiaojiao wife is about to collapse

Gu Yanqiu pulled Lin Yuewei's wrist, and Lin Yuewei turned his head: "What's wrong?"

Gu Yanqiu glanced at the entire row of cameras and videographers in front of her, and said uncomfortably: "There are too many cameras." The interviews and other cameras she participated in before were far away, and there was a host who kept asking questions, She just needs to answer, and the reality show lens is completely different.

- Lin Yuewei touched Gu Yanqiu's hand!Hooligans!

- Mr. Gu slipped into Lin Gong's arms, hahahaha, she really deserves to be a little wife

- Is there any process omitted in the middle, I begged the program group to turn on the microphone for them, but I couldn't hear what I said

- Dog food, I'm full!belch!

- there's a knock on the door!I guess it's Qu Cheng!

Sure enough, it was Qu Xuesong and Cheng Guiyuan who came in. The four greeted each other and took their seats.Cheng Guiyuan first swept the empty tables, and asked the program crew: "Don't you prepare any fruit?" Qu Xuesong flew over this morning and hasn't eaten any fruit yet.

Program group: "..."

Program group: "Of course."

The next second the fruit appeared in the camera, Cheng Guiyuan took a look and took an orange, Qu Xuesong shook his head, banana, frowned, and apple, reluctantly nodded.Cheng Guiyuan smiled, and asked the program crew for a fruit knife to peel the apples.

In the program group, several young girls went blind on the spot.

Lin Yuewei ate the tangerines fed by Gu Yanqiu, sighed, and said sarcasticly by the side: "Mr. Cheng, what are you doing?" Pretentious.

Cheng Gui Yuan didn't raise her head, she concentrated on peeling apples: "Why are you jealous?"

The two of them were born at odds, Lin Yuewei turned his head and said, "I'm jealous? Gu Yanqiu, quickly peel a pear for me."

Gu Yanqiu smiled slightly, and asked for a fruit knife.

- Lin Gong is too much, shouldn't she be peeling?

- I feel sorry for Mr. Gu

- How can there be so many shoulds and don'ts? Isn't it their business how the couple get along? Don't be hardened. Even if it's a man and a woman, you can't stipulate that the man serves the woman, right?

- I didn't see her rivalry with Cheng Guiyuan, that's why Mr. Gu came here, she must be spoiling Mr. Gu in private, we just need to eat dog food

-Pampered, Emma, ​​sweet!

Lin Gu's publicity back then was a sensation and full of drama, so their CP fans were extremely large, and they were not afraid of being scolded by Wei fans if they slapped CP openly, and Wei fans scolded them back, no one was afraid.

-Wait, but what about Cheng Guiyuan and Qu Xuesong?I just saw Cheng Guiyuan's movements are very natural, that's how they usually get along with each other

- To be honest, I remembered Qu Xuesong's closing eyes and waiting for a kiss...

- i have a bold idea

-Could Qu Xuesong be...shou...

-Cheng Fan upstairs is really seizing the opportunity to brainwash people, why, there are not enough posts, and they have to come here to sell miserably?

-Isn't it just an attack, who posted it upside down?Who sold out?I said that Qu Xuesong was the victim, why do you have an opinion?Were you watching when they went to bed?Attack or suffer?Say it

- Don't give fans eyes on the queen of the scene! ! !The more you care about each other, the more energetic you are, and their goal will be achieved! ! !

- Qu Xuesong spoiled Gong, Cheng Guiyuan was a good wife and mother, irreversible and irreversible, the key was thrown into the sea!

The remaining three pairs of guests arrived one after another. After some polite greetings, they were interviewed individually, expressing their expectations for their journey and so on.Among them are some personal questions, which are the pink-yellow bubble questions that have been scheduled for this program long ago.

The first person to interview was Qu Xuesong.

The host in charge of the interview glanced at the script: "It can be seen from the Internet that the relationship between the two is very good, so who is the leader when the two are usually 'at home'?"

The "At Home" host made a subtle pause, and everyone on and off the screen understood.

Qu Xuesong hesitated for a while, showing a troubled expression: "Can I not answer?"

The director came up to negotiate: "Help me, Mr. Qu, we are doing a husband and wife reality show, we must try our best to show the truth, this first episode has to be something explosive, otherwise everyone will be stuck, it is really difficult to carry out. "

Qu Xuesong was expressionless.

She still doesn't know about the flamboyant people in the program group?She felt that this was an unnecessary question, a gimmick.

"I can't answer." Qu Xuesong refused to enter.

The director rubbed his face helplessly, rolled his eyes, and called a staff member. After a while, Cheng Guiyuan came straight to Qu Xuesong, and said anxiously, "What's wrong?"

At the same time, the director gave the cameraman a wink, and the cameraman understood, and the camera kept shooting.

After Qu Xuesong said this, Cheng Guiyuan also fell into a dilemma, she didn't mind, but she knew that Qu Xuesong was shy, so she must be "shy" too.She stepped forward to discuss with the director, but the director suddenly said, "It's fine if you don't answer, that's it."

Then let it go lightly.

When the show was broadcast, they realized that the director hadn't cut anything, so she rushed in the "negotiation" process schemingly, including Qu Xuesong resting his chin in Cheng Guiyuan's palm, and telling her coquettishly with his face up. In the director's team's state, Cheng Guiyuan softly coaxed her to be released.

Cheng Guiyuan: "..."

Qu Xuesong: "..."

Netizens were surprised.

-I really can't stand still, Qu Xuesong is too soft, what kind of petting attack is this?

- I don't care, Qu Xuesong is the gong, even if I am dead and nailed in the coffin, I still have to use my rotten vocal cords to shout: Qu Xuesong is really the gong!

-Pamper Gong X Tsundere Shou, in fact, this is the truth... right...

- In other words, Lin Yuewei and Teacher Qu had a good time, she wouldn't...

- think carefully

-Fart, our Lin Gong flag is very stable, don't drag us Lin Gu into the water if our flag falls, Lin Gu is king, Lin Gong Gu Shou, locked up!

The author has something to say: Congratulations to the fast girl team for welcoming a new member: Ms. Qu

Xia Yitong: Hee hee hee

There are probably two more episodes in this article, and the next update will be faster, should it be updated weekly?