My Goddess is Xueba [Entertainment]
Chapter 53 You Draw My Guess and Call Game
"Me? No, I'm still in the middle." Wen Qing laughed.The middle position is always up for grabs, because the first and last are often the hardest to do.
The girl seemed to suddenly think of something, and said to Ran Di: "Hey, Yan Di, I heard that you are a bully, how about you be the first?" She knew that Ran Di was playing the role of Xueba, and she had debuted for several years. But not as famous as this guy who has only debuted for half a year, he is very jealous, and now he wants to deliberately make Ran Di look ugly.
In fact, this order problem has nothing to do with attracting fans. People who are popular with audiences or have a good sense of variety can grab the camera in any position and attract a large number of fans.The first and last positions are very good if they are used well, but at first glance, this Ran Yan is a little white rabbit who has just entered the circle. How can he know the skills of attracting fans? Funny.
Although Ran Di improved a little on his ability to deal with people, he still couldn't see the real intention of this scheming girl. Seeing that so many people didn't want to be the first one, he agreed a little shyly.
Wen Qing is gentle and cute on the outside, but he is already an old driver in his heart, and has been in the circle for a long time, so he naturally knows that this girl is cheating.Her eyes sank slightly, but she said nothing.
She believes that with her intelligence and ability, she can be competent.
Besides, the girl hasn't killed her yet, the last one is the hardest.
After the division of labor was completed, the order was determined, and the shady girl offered to be the last one. Uncle Wu, who originally wanted to be the last one, had to give up angrily.
When the game started, everyone except the first one turned their backs to the host, and the host Xiaojiu showed Ran Bing the vocabulary on the cardboard.
"Tao Te Ching".
Ran Di was a little startled, this...seems...not easy to draw, right?
After thinking for a while, Ran Di picked up a pen and a small whiteboard, and began to draw on the whiteboard.She didn't know if the people behind could guess it, so she had to try her best to describe it.
Ran Di first drew a Taoist priest, thinking that the people behind him might think of Taoism from Taoist priests, and then thought of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching", and then drew a bamboo slip to symbolize the book.
After thinking about it, she added speech bubbles in front of the Taoist priest, and wrote garbled characters in the bubbles to show that he was spreading theories.
Although Taoism is not Taoism, at least one word is the same. Ran Di didn't know how to draw Taoism, so he had to start with Taoism.
After finishing the drawing, he glanced at it again, then turned around and handed the drawing board to the next guest.The next guest was Fifth Uncle. He frowned his thick black eyebrows, pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized, he gave Ran Yang a thumbs up, and started to draw on the board.
Ran Di was a little nervous, she didn't know if Uncle Wu really understood what she meant, so she could only glance at Uncle Wu's painting when he turned to show the third person.
It's okay if you don't take a look, but when you take a look like this, Ran Di's heart skips a beat, feeling that something is wrong.
I saw the drawing board of Uncle Wu, a middle-aged straight man in steel, who was in a mess. I could barely make out a crooked figure, a square with a lot of garbled characters written on it, and a chopstick holder on the table. s things.
This, this... what are they all about?
Uncle Wu's next is Wen Qing, this little fairy in Hanfu and Uncle Wu staring at the painting again, seriously doubting life.
"Uncle Wu, what are you painting?"
Due to the strict rules of the game, Uncle Wu can't give too much advice on the content, he just said: "That's... just look at this, this, it's easy to understand."
Wen Qing looked at what Uncle Wu was pointing at. It was the crooked figure and the thing that looked like a chopstick holder on the table.
...Could it be, teacher?
That square should be a blackboard, and that container is a pen holder?
Probably can only draw such a conclusion.
After contemplating for a long time, Wen Qing lowered her head to paint and draw, and handed it to the next person.
Ran Peng stretched his neck to look at the things on Wen Qing's drawing board with great difficulty. Qing Qing's painting style was actually not bad, it was a Q-version comic style, but it completely misunderstood the original meaning of the words.
On the drawing board is a modern female teacher wearing glasses and holding books, with abc written on the blackboard behind her.
Why is a modern teacher?Qingqing, what did you misunderstand? !
The audience in the audience, who had known the truth for a long time, had been laughing to and fro when Uncle Wu drew the painting, and now they burst into laughter.
Wen Qing looked at the host Xiaojiu with some anxiety, Xiaojiu held back a smile and said to her seriously: "It's okay, don't worry about the audience, they will laugh because you draw so beautifully."
The narcissistic Wen Qing seems to be right when she thinks about it. She really draws beautifully, comparable to ordinary painters. She also likes to draw, and she entered the entertainment circle because of her mother's wish.So although Wen Qing felt that something was wrong, she didn't think about it any more.
So, Wen Qing pointed to the drawing board and said to the next person, "This one!"
Because Wen Qing's drawing is so straightforward, the next person immediately understood what she meant, and started to draw according to Wen Qing's drawing. This person's painting skills are really not very good, and the whole painting looks like Wen Qing's painting low profile version.
Ran Bing covered her face, she didn't want to talk anymore.The wise photographer immediately zoomed in on the camera and gave Ran Di a close-up, with special effects, it must be full of comedy effects.
By the time it reached the last girl, the painting was no longer what it looked like. I didn’t know what I was painting. I only saw a woman with a strange head shape, and the crooked abc on the square behind it. I don't know where I went.
Ran Di was powerless and could only eat melons in silence.
The girl looked at the painting, raised her chin and frowned, and her small mouth, which was painted with a male-colored lip glaze, was pouted, which looked very cute, but it was a bit artificial in the eyes of other girls.
She thought for a while, then covered her head and raised her head and shouted in a broken voice: "Ah, what is this painting, why can't I understand it at all?"
The girl pursed her lips and held her chin, and finally, as if she had made a very important decision, she took a deep breath, closed her eyes and said, "I see!"
Xiaojiu looked at her expectantly and with a hint of a smile.
"Yes—English teacher!"
After telling the answer she guessed, the girl looked at the host Xiaojiu anxiously, hoping that Xiaojiu would judge whether it was right or wrong.
Ran Di grinned helplessly, as if she suddenly knew why I, this girl, has not been very popular.
This acting skill... is really not flattering!
The girl's performance just now does have a sense of variety, but her expressions and movements are always excessive, and she looks a little artificial. Not to mention the girl frowned, even a small number of boys have suddenly lost their favor with her.
This is the consequence of playing smart.
At the end of the game, neither party guessed the correct result, and it was a tie.Due to the limited time of the program, we can't play another round, so we will keep the tie first.
Zhe laughed and said, "Okay, let's take a short rest now. Let me ask all the guests a little question. Do you have all your mobile phones in your hands now?"
"No, I gave it to my assistant before the show." The straightforward fifth uncle replied, but seeing the guests around him looked at him with strange eyes, so the fifth uncle said inexplicably: "What are you looking at?" So, do you have your mobile phone with you?"
The psychological activities of the guests: Of course, our mobile phones are also handed over to the agent or assistant!But, haven't you ever thought that this question is really malicious? !
Sure enough, Zheda said with a smirk: "It's okay, the agent and assistant are all below, right? We also have a task during this break. After everyone receives the task card, they will randomly select a contact from the list through the software and complete it." The task on the card."
? ! ! !
Although there is a script for this program, in order to ensure part of the authenticity, part of the script will be hidden from the guests, and this link falls within the scope of hiding.
All the guests were still stunned, and the managers invited by the host had already stepped up and handed over the personal mobile phones of the artists to Zhe Da.
First, Uncle Wu drew lots, and the task he got was to "borrow 100 million from the other party".
On the big screen, Uncle Fifth's contact list kept scrolling, and finally stopped slowly on the one called "Little Xiongxiong".
"Little Xiongxiong? He should be a dutiful son. Is it from Uncle Wu's relative's family?" Xiaojiu tilted his head, very cute.
"Uh..." Uncle Wu couldn't laugh anymore, this is his wife!Although they have been publicly married, but if they want to ask their wife to borrow 100 million, just wait for the durian to kneel when they go home.
"Let's meow together, meow meow meow together..." Kawaii's phone rang from the hands-free phone, and there was an uproar in the audience. Many people looked at Uncle Wu wretchedly, unexpectedly This uncle likes this!
Uncle Wu smiled awkwardly, but the little wife likes it, and he can't help it if his wife is strict.
When the phone was connected, a soft female voice came out, and there was a suppressed exclamation from the audience below. Everyone held their breath and stretched their necks to eat melons.
"Well, old, my wife," the fifth uncle was interrupted by his little wife before he finished speaking: "What old wife? Am I old?"
"You are not old, you are the eternal goddess in my heart." Uncle Wu hurriedly shook his head, thinking that his wife would not be able to see it, so he denied it.
Are you kidding me? If he really offends his little wife, he won't be able to sleep in the study room at night? !
"En." Xiaojiao's wife was finally satisfied, and asked, "Old Wu, what's the matter, tell me, I need radiation protection."
Uncle Wu thumped in his heart, it seemed that his wife's pregnancy had to be exposed.There has always been a tradition in the entertainment industry that no exposure should be made during the first three months of pregnancy, because it was unstable at the beginning, and the impact after the tire slipped was not very good, and the fetal image may be unstable due to public opinion.
Uncle Wu coughed dryly twice, and said, "Well, I want to ask you to borrow some money..."
The little wife said lazily: "How much to borrow?" Lao Wu's bank card passbook is kept with her, so she is not surprised that Uncle Wu borrowed money.
"Borrow 100."
"How much?!" Although they couldn't see it, everyone at the scene could imagine the frowning look of Uncle Wu's actor Xiaojiao's wife.
"100 million." Reminded by Zheda's eyes, Uncle Wu swallowed and had to say it again.
"Old Wu, are you kidding me?" The little charming wife said in amazement, "Have you turned bad, is it easy for me to make some money by filming?"
"Well, don't I have some money in my passbook?" Uncle Wu said cautiously.
"That doesn't work either! I have a fixed deposit!" said the little wife, and finally she softened, "Do you really want it? Well, I'll ask my assistant to call you. Did you get into something? Now, be careful."
Hearing his little wife's concerned words, Uncle Wu secretly smiled. At this moment, Zheda gave him an ok gesture, and he hurriedly said, "Well, my wife, I was on a show just now, it's fake. You don't have to fight."
"?!!!" Xiaojiao's wife was surprised, "I thought the show was over, it's been so long. Next time you say it earlier."
She also quietly breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, as an insider, she guessed something more or less, but she was still worried about her husband. Now that she knew it was just a false alarm, she naturally relaxed a lot.
"Uncle Wu is blessed, is my little aunt pregnant?" Zhe laughed, but Uncle Wu lightly slapped him on the shoulder in a circle: "What are you talking about, Uncle Wu is just a nickname, you are not much younger than me , don't call me auntie. Yes, she's pregnant."
There was a burst of "Oh—" voices on and off the stage, and the fifth uncle blushed: "Don't bother her, let my wife take care of the baby."
Finally, when it was Ran's turn to call, the task she was given was: confess her love to the other party sincerely.
A big rock suddenly lifted from Ran Di's heart.
Qingqing is still here!Just let yourself confess to others? !
Ran Peng suddenly felt that his life was in danger, and then took a sneak look at Wen Qing, and found that Wen Qing, who was originally smiling, turned black as soon as he heard the mission, and smiled even more happily.
——Qingqing looks so sinister, what should I do?
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The girl seemed to suddenly think of something, and said to Ran Di: "Hey, Yan Di, I heard that you are a bully, how about you be the first?" She knew that Ran Di was playing the role of Xueba, and she had debuted for several years. But not as famous as this guy who has only debuted for half a year, he is very jealous, and now he wants to deliberately make Ran Di look ugly.
In fact, this order problem has nothing to do with attracting fans. People who are popular with audiences or have a good sense of variety can grab the camera in any position and attract a large number of fans.The first and last positions are very good if they are used well, but at first glance, this Ran Yan is a little white rabbit who has just entered the circle. How can he know the skills of attracting fans? Funny.
Although Ran Di improved a little on his ability to deal with people, he still couldn't see the real intention of this scheming girl. Seeing that so many people didn't want to be the first one, he agreed a little shyly.
Wen Qing is gentle and cute on the outside, but he is already an old driver in his heart, and has been in the circle for a long time, so he naturally knows that this girl is cheating.Her eyes sank slightly, but she said nothing.
She believes that with her intelligence and ability, she can be competent.
Besides, the girl hasn't killed her yet, the last one is the hardest.
After the division of labor was completed, the order was determined, and the shady girl offered to be the last one. Uncle Wu, who originally wanted to be the last one, had to give up angrily.
When the game started, everyone except the first one turned their backs to the host, and the host Xiaojiu showed Ran Bing the vocabulary on the cardboard.
"Tao Te Ching".
Ran Di was a little startled, this...seems...not easy to draw, right?
After thinking for a while, Ran Di picked up a pen and a small whiteboard, and began to draw on the whiteboard.She didn't know if the people behind could guess it, so she had to try her best to describe it.
Ran Di first drew a Taoist priest, thinking that the people behind him might think of Taoism from Taoist priests, and then thought of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching", and then drew a bamboo slip to symbolize the book.
After thinking about it, she added speech bubbles in front of the Taoist priest, and wrote garbled characters in the bubbles to show that he was spreading theories.
Although Taoism is not Taoism, at least one word is the same. Ran Di didn't know how to draw Taoism, so he had to start with Taoism.
After finishing the drawing, he glanced at it again, then turned around and handed the drawing board to the next guest.The next guest was Fifth Uncle. He frowned his thick black eyebrows, pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized, he gave Ran Yang a thumbs up, and started to draw on the board.
Ran Di was a little nervous, she didn't know if Uncle Wu really understood what she meant, so she could only glance at Uncle Wu's painting when he turned to show the third person.
It's okay if you don't take a look, but when you take a look like this, Ran Di's heart skips a beat, feeling that something is wrong.
I saw the drawing board of Uncle Wu, a middle-aged straight man in steel, who was in a mess. I could barely make out a crooked figure, a square with a lot of garbled characters written on it, and a chopstick holder on the table. s things.
This, this... what are they all about?
Uncle Wu's next is Wen Qing, this little fairy in Hanfu and Uncle Wu staring at the painting again, seriously doubting life.
"Uncle Wu, what are you painting?"
Due to the strict rules of the game, Uncle Wu can't give too much advice on the content, he just said: "That's... just look at this, this, it's easy to understand."
Wen Qing looked at what Uncle Wu was pointing at. It was the crooked figure and the thing that looked like a chopstick holder on the table.
...Could it be, teacher?
That square should be a blackboard, and that container is a pen holder?
Probably can only draw such a conclusion.
After contemplating for a long time, Wen Qing lowered her head to paint and draw, and handed it to the next person.
Ran Peng stretched his neck to look at the things on Wen Qing's drawing board with great difficulty. Qing Qing's painting style was actually not bad, it was a Q-version comic style, but it completely misunderstood the original meaning of the words.
On the drawing board is a modern female teacher wearing glasses and holding books, with abc written on the blackboard behind her.
Why is a modern teacher?Qingqing, what did you misunderstand? !
The audience in the audience, who had known the truth for a long time, had been laughing to and fro when Uncle Wu drew the painting, and now they burst into laughter.
Wen Qing looked at the host Xiaojiu with some anxiety, Xiaojiu held back a smile and said to her seriously: "It's okay, don't worry about the audience, they will laugh because you draw so beautifully."
The narcissistic Wen Qing seems to be right when she thinks about it. She really draws beautifully, comparable to ordinary painters. She also likes to draw, and she entered the entertainment circle because of her mother's wish.So although Wen Qing felt that something was wrong, she didn't think about it any more.
So, Wen Qing pointed to the drawing board and said to the next person, "This one!"
Because Wen Qing's drawing is so straightforward, the next person immediately understood what she meant, and started to draw according to Wen Qing's drawing. This person's painting skills are really not very good, and the whole painting looks like Wen Qing's painting low profile version.
Ran Bing covered her face, she didn't want to talk anymore.The wise photographer immediately zoomed in on the camera and gave Ran Di a close-up, with special effects, it must be full of comedy effects.
By the time it reached the last girl, the painting was no longer what it looked like. I didn’t know what I was painting. I only saw a woman with a strange head shape, and the crooked abc on the square behind it. I don't know where I went.
Ran Di was powerless and could only eat melons in silence.
The girl looked at the painting, raised her chin and frowned, and her small mouth, which was painted with a male-colored lip glaze, was pouted, which looked very cute, but it was a bit artificial in the eyes of other girls.
She thought for a while, then covered her head and raised her head and shouted in a broken voice: "Ah, what is this painting, why can't I understand it at all?"
The girl pursed her lips and held her chin, and finally, as if she had made a very important decision, she took a deep breath, closed her eyes and said, "I see!"
Xiaojiu looked at her expectantly and with a hint of a smile.
"Yes—English teacher!"
After telling the answer she guessed, the girl looked at the host Xiaojiu anxiously, hoping that Xiaojiu would judge whether it was right or wrong.
Ran Di grinned helplessly, as if she suddenly knew why I, this girl, has not been very popular.
This acting skill... is really not flattering!
The girl's performance just now does have a sense of variety, but her expressions and movements are always excessive, and she looks a little artificial. Not to mention the girl frowned, even a small number of boys have suddenly lost their favor with her.
This is the consequence of playing smart.
At the end of the game, neither party guessed the correct result, and it was a tie.Due to the limited time of the program, we can't play another round, so we will keep the tie first.
Zhe laughed and said, "Okay, let's take a short rest now. Let me ask all the guests a little question. Do you have all your mobile phones in your hands now?"
"No, I gave it to my assistant before the show." The straightforward fifth uncle replied, but seeing the guests around him looked at him with strange eyes, so the fifth uncle said inexplicably: "What are you looking at?" So, do you have your mobile phone with you?"
The psychological activities of the guests: Of course, our mobile phones are also handed over to the agent or assistant!But, haven't you ever thought that this question is really malicious? !
Sure enough, Zheda said with a smirk: "It's okay, the agent and assistant are all below, right? We also have a task during this break. After everyone receives the task card, they will randomly select a contact from the list through the software and complete it." The task on the card."
? ! ! !
Although there is a script for this program, in order to ensure part of the authenticity, part of the script will be hidden from the guests, and this link falls within the scope of hiding.
All the guests were still stunned, and the managers invited by the host had already stepped up and handed over the personal mobile phones of the artists to Zhe Da.
First, Uncle Wu drew lots, and the task he got was to "borrow 100 million from the other party".
On the big screen, Uncle Fifth's contact list kept scrolling, and finally stopped slowly on the one called "Little Xiongxiong".
"Little Xiongxiong? He should be a dutiful son. Is it from Uncle Wu's relative's family?" Xiaojiu tilted his head, very cute.
"Uh..." Uncle Wu couldn't laugh anymore, this is his wife!Although they have been publicly married, but if they want to ask their wife to borrow 100 million, just wait for the durian to kneel when they go home.
"Let's meow together, meow meow meow together..." Kawaii's phone rang from the hands-free phone, and there was an uproar in the audience. Many people looked at Uncle Wu wretchedly, unexpectedly This uncle likes this!
Uncle Wu smiled awkwardly, but the little wife likes it, and he can't help it if his wife is strict.
When the phone was connected, a soft female voice came out, and there was a suppressed exclamation from the audience below. Everyone held their breath and stretched their necks to eat melons.
"Well, old, my wife," the fifth uncle was interrupted by his little wife before he finished speaking: "What old wife? Am I old?"
"You are not old, you are the eternal goddess in my heart." Uncle Wu hurriedly shook his head, thinking that his wife would not be able to see it, so he denied it.
Are you kidding me? If he really offends his little wife, he won't be able to sleep in the study room at night? !
"En." Xiaojiao's wife was finally satisfied, and asked, "Old Wu, what's the matter, tell me, I need radiation protection."
Uncle Wu thumped in his heart, it seemed that his wife's pregnancy had to be exposed.There has always been a tradition in the entertainment industry that no exposure should be made during the first three months of pregnancy, because it was unstable at the beginning, and the impact after the tire slipped was not very good, and the fetal image may be unstable due to public opinion.
Uncle Wu coughed dryly twice, and said, "Well, I want to ask you to borrow some money..."
The little wife said lazily: "How much to borrow?" Lao Wu's bank card passbook is kept with her, so she is not surprised that Uncle Wu borrowed money.
"Borrow 100."
"How much?!" Although they couldn't see it, everyone at the scene could imagine the frowning look of Uncle Wu's actor Xiaojiao's wife.
"100 million." Reminded by Zheda's eyes, Uncle Wu swallowed and had to say it again.
"Old Wu, are you kidding me?" The little charming wife said in amazement, "Have you turned bad, is it easy for me to make some money by filming?"
"Well, don't I have some money in my passbook?" Uncle Wu said cautiously.
"That doesn't work either! I have a fixed deposit!" said the little wife, and finally she softened, "Do you really want it? Well, I'll ask my assistant to call you. Did you get into something? Now, be careful."
Hearing his little wife's concerned words, Uncle Wu secretly smiled. At this moment, Zheda gave him an ok gesture, and he hurriedly said, "Well, my wife, I was on a show just now, it's fake. You don't have to fight."
"?!!!" Xiaojiao's wife was surprised, "I thought the show was over, it's been so long. Next time you say it earlier."
She also quietly breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, as an insider, she guessed something more or less, but she was still worried about her husband. Now that she knew it was just a false alarm, she naturally relaxed a lot.
"Uncle Wu is blessed, is my little aunt pregnant?" Zhe laughed, but Uncle Wu lightly slapped him on the shoulder in a circle: "What are you talking about, Uncle Wu is just a nickname, you are not much younger than me , don't call me auntie. Yes, she's pregnant."
There was a burst of "Oh—" voices on and off the stage, and the fifth uncle blushed: "Don't bother her, let my wife take care of the baby."
Finally, when it was Ran's turn to call, the task she was given was: confess her love to the other party sincerely.
A big rock suddenly lifted from Ran Di's heart.
Qingqing is still here!Just let yourself confess to others? !
Ran Peng suddenly felt that his life was in danger, and then took a sneak look at Wen Qing, and found that Wen Qing, who was originally smiling, turned black as soon as he heard the mission, and smiled even more happily.
——Qingqing looks so sinister, what should I do?
The author has something to say: The following article "Meng Dao's Cute and Sweet Little Lover gl" will be added for 50 preorders!Got a discount!The next article will start this one, so the advance payment should be increased earlier!Trouble fairies, can you collect one~ If you are not sweet, hit me!Riwan is not a dream!
"Meng Dao's Sweet Little Lover GL" is still the theme of the entertainment industry, there will be a little surprise this time, please give me a reminder, little t has been doting on p from the very beginning~
The other conditions for adding updates mentioned before remain the same, but it is best to give priority to Meng Dao's book~
You can also keep up with the author's column collection
Thanks, stand at attention, salute!
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