My Goddess is Xueba [Entertainment]

"Ah—what is this?" Zhao Xintong stepped on the ground and let out a long scream, and the director team silently moved the earphones away a little.

Behind Zhao Xintong, Zhao Zhexuan was also taken aback, and hurried forward two steps, and saw that there was a small wooden box in the pit that Zhao Xintong stepped on.

Zhao Zhexuan took out the small wooden box and opened it. Inside was a piece of worn paper, on which was written in crooked handwriting: "Help, I am the youngest daughter of the head of Lianyuan Village. The mountain spirit has captured me and wants to marry me. I beg you Help me! There is a hunter not far east from here, maybe you can ask him for help, just be careful..."

Zhao Zhexuan immediately realized that this was a clue to the mission. When he was in Lianroot Village just now, he guessed that there would be a clue, but he did not expect to find it so soon.

He couldn't help but look at his own sister speechlessly. Is she really a game black hole?She also stepped on the Treant costume last time.

He closed the wooden box, put the note in his pocket, and said in a deep voice, "I found a clue, go east, let's find the hunter."

The rest of the group were overjoyed, and quickly agreed, and the group went eastward to explore.

At the same time, in the deep mountains and old forests, a tragedy is happening.

A 50-[-]-year-old uncle, wearing red and green, with two big braids, is applying makeup to his face tremblingly in front of the mirror, but he is not familiar with this advanced skill, and his face is painted like a wall Yes, but the lips and cheeks are so red that the monkeys on the mountain are also jealous.

The uncle seemed to have been greatly stimulated, his whole body was trembling, and he was muttering words.

The director asked the people around him: "Listen to what he said."

I just heard the uncle read: "The goddamn director Ma Ye Ma Ye Ma Ye wished his Bawang hair water to fail after taking out the takeaway, and Xiao Qiang forgot to wear his belt when he went out..."

Those sent to eavesdrop fell silent.

Director: "What did he say, did you hear it?"

The man calmly said with a smile on his face, "He said he wants to eat braised pork tonight."

The director was convinced: "Oh, but this has to be done well."

The uncle continued to chant sutras, his face as solemn as if he had eaten the director's wig.

"This is the hunter's hut? It looks like no one has lived in it for a long time." Zhao Xintong walked around a tree and looked at the dilapidated wooden house that was half covered by the wildly growing trees, and said.

Zhao Zhexuan said: "It should be, let's go in and have a look first."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Zeran knocked on the door first, the dilapidated wooden door trembled twice, and opened with a "squeak".

A slender and tall figure emerged from the door.

She is wearing a camel safari suit, an off-white close-fitting vest, and a matte leather short jacket made of unknown material, with complicated buckles hanging down naturally; He wears a wide belt with a row of magazines, several small knives of different lengths, and a choker around his neck.The makeup artist deliberately put on a whole body foundation of a darker color, braided her hair into a high ponytail, and made her look wild and sexy.

Every time she appears, she has a different style, but her unique charm is carried out in every shape, which is fascinating.

Wang Zeran who was standing by the door was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, Zhao Zhexuan was already talking to Ran Bing.

"I didn't expect you to be the hunter. Are you the flying guest of this issue?"

Ran Yang smiled and said, "Yes, I'm an NPC now, you all should be more polite, and be careful that I cheat you."

Zhao Xintong interjected nonchalantly: "Oh, no, no, we are all one family. You have such a good relationship with my cousin, so you will definitely help us, right? Hey, by the way, you are all here, where is Wen Qing? She is Which npc?"

Ran Di smiled without saying a word.

If Zhao Xintong knew that Wen Qing was a mountain spirit, would he still be so determined that he would help them?

With their team and "Hunter" Ran Bian, the group marched boldly deeper into the mountain.

In the middle of the conversation, Wang Zeran and Ran Biao, Ran Biao's natural and casual conversation attracted him, his heart beat faster and his mind was out of control, but suddenly he remembered that Ran Biao was a man with a master, and he was discouraged all of a sudden.

Such a good girl, how could she...be cheaper than another girl?

Wang Zeran has no interest in Wen Qing's fresh and sweet cutie, but has always liked Yu Jie, who has a thin waist and long legs. After finally meeting someone who is tempting at first glance, he suddenly remembered this desperate truth.

Silently looking at Ran Bing's back, the poor idol fell into thinking about life.

"Ahead is the mountain spirit's cave. You can figure out what to do next. Come on." Leading the expedition team to a cave, Ran Yan winked at Zhao Xintong and said.

"Then won't you help us?" Zhao Xintong asked foolishly, with such an expression on her young and delicate face, it looked really good-looking.

It looks a bit like Wen Qing, but it's not the same style at all... Ran Bing subconsciously thought.

Hey, hey, hey, why did he think of her again? Didn't he say that he was angry?

Joking aside, the moment Ran Bian thought of Wen Qing was indeed sweet, but then he fell into bitterness again.

While Ran Di was struggling, Zhao Zhexuan's team had already begun to explore into the cave.

The cave is not too shallow, and after walking dozens of steps, no one was seen. Zhao Zhexuan knocked on the wall, smiled, and continued walking forward without speaking.

The director looked worried, for fear that the kid would tell the story of the crew being poor enough to make a fake wall.

Fortunately, this worry did not really happen.

"Help! Helpme! Help me~ Is anyone there~~" A "coquettish" cry for help came from the depths of the cave. It was obviously a man's voice, but it was deliberately sharpened, making people get goosebumps when they heard it.

"...This is, the village chief's youngest daughter?" Wang Zeran expressed a strange expression and squeezed out a word.

Zhao Xintong shuddered: "No way, this must be that pesky mountain spirit."

But reality teaches them to be human.

That was indeed the youngest daughter of the village chief——Wang Cuihua.

The sharp-eyed Wang Zeran saw a section of colorful things protruding from the back of the cave wall, and bravely pulled it away, a heart-piercing scream sounded, and a pale face slowly turned around, with bloody mouth painted on it, Give him a faint smile.

“鬼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——”王泽染被吓了一大跳，连连退后。

This time Zhao Xintong was not frightened (or she pretended not to be frightened), and said calmly: "Why panic, isn't it just a horrible makeup?"

However, this makeup successfully caused Zhao Xintong's discomfort.

She recalled the fear of being dominated by her primary school teacher before going on stage to perform.

No matter who has had this kind of experience - when you were a child, the amiable middle-aged female teachers in primary schools held up the air cushion blush and lipstick and eye shadow, gently held your face, stretched out their hands to smear and rub it randomly, and after looking in the mirror, You too will have such fears.

She, sinking fish and falling geese, closed the moon and shamed flowers.

She combed two shiny braids, her face was as white as a wall, and her lipstick was out of bounds, like a beautiful azalea.

She has delicate cheeks, but the thick black stubble that can't be concealed is a bit unsightly. Even the sausage mouth and single eyelids can't hide her beauty.

She is Wang Cuihua, the beloved daughter of the head of Lianroot Village!

Zhao Zhexuan frowned and asked, "You are, Uncle Sun?"

This mysterious third flying guest, one of the important NPCs of our mission, is the comedian Uncle Sun in the circle. Uncle Sun's stage name is Uncle Sun. He specializes in comedy and often makes people laugh out loud.

People gave it a nickname-a flower in comedy.

Uncle Sun finally saw the "strong men" who came to save him, he was overjoyed, and tears were about to come down: "Benefactor, save the slave family, that evil mountain spirit kidnapped me to the mountain and forced me to marry him... "

His hopeful eyes fell on Zhao Zhexuan who was the least responsive among the people present, and he stepped forward a few steps to shake hands with him warmly.

Zhao Zhexuan maintained his paralyzed face for four episodes of the variety show, and finally collapsed.

He took two steps back with horror on his face: "...don't come here, talk carefully."

Uncle Sun looked hurt.

"I don't want to talk like that, but the director team threatened my family with my dinner, so I endured the humiliation!"

Zhao Zhexuan had an expression on his face that his endurance was about to reach its limit.

——Wake up, brother, you exposed the inside story of the director team.

And...can you stop being so into the drama? !

"Oh, it doesn't matter, the key is to rescue him." After being frightened, Wang Zeran found out that this person was an uncle, so he relaxed, and instead took the lead in grabbing his shoulders, "You can directly talk to him now." Shall we go? Once we get down the mountain we will succeed."

Uncle Sun turned around, indicating that his feet were still tied with ropes.Zhao Zhexuan turned his head to look at Ran Di, who shrugged and threw him a small knife with a scabbard.

Just like the game notification sound, only their group could hear the notification of the mission branch line: "Dawn Knife, hunter Li Tiehui's most cherished treasure knife, cuts iron silently, has hunted countless wild animals, please explorers make good use of it."

"..." Zhao Zhexuan was speechless for a while.

"..." Ran Bing was also speechless.She didn't even know that she had such a ridiculous name as Li Tiechui.

Ah, I am so grateful to the screenwriter and director who wrote the script for this variety show.

Ran Di thought with a blank face.

After being baptized by Wang Cuihua's prosperous beauty and critically attacked by Li Tiehammer and his cherished second-year-old disease knife, Chenxi Knife, Zhao Zhexuan took a deep breath, and stepped forward to cut the rope that tied Wang Cuihua.

Cut it, there is no partition.Twice, a small half was broken.

Zhao Zhexuan sawed hard several times, and the rope finally tremblingly broke in two.

good job.

It's really cutting iron like mud.

Zhao Zhexuan thought tiredly, how come there are so many scenes with a knife these days?

The rope was cut off, and several people breathed a sigh of relief. Wang Zeran hurriedly took "Wang Cuihua" by the hand, and strode down the mountain. As long as they successfully brought Wang Cuihua back to the Lotus Root Village at the foot of the mountain and handed it over to the village chief, their task will be completed quickly. It's not bad, you can probably get six or seven mines as rewards.

"Wait," Zhao Zhexuan interrupted him suddenly, "there is another content in the mission, get rid of the evil mountain spirit."

Wang Zeran retorted: "I think it's good for us to rescue brother Cuihua, we don't need to take any more risks. After all, if we go to the mountain spirit, we may not be able to rescue even Wang Cuihua."

Uncle Sun added drama to himself at the right time, pinched the standard orchid finger and said: "Yes, all the officials, the mountain spirit wanted to force me to be his wife earlier."

Several people cast indescribable looks at him.

"Have you met the mountain spirit? Can you give us some information about him?"

Uncle Sun shook his head: "He knocked me out when he caught me, and I was in the cave when I woke up, and I haven't seen him come back yet."

Saying that the mountain spirit arrived, a low-quality blue smoke spewed out from the ground, and the figure of the mountain spirit appeared leisurely.

The mountain spirit was actually a beautiful woman, wearing a floor-length white gauze dress with a flower garland, special pointed ears, and two sharp horns protruding from the waterfall-like black hair.

Her skin was like creamy fat, her lips were vermilion, and she was beautiful. It was Wen Qing who was taken alone to prepare before the filming of the show started.

The "Wan Evil Mountain Spirit", who had been speculated all the way by everyone, appeared in front of everyone so gorgeously.

It also comes with a beauty filter effect-yes, that blue smoke.

The author has something to say: Countdown to the end: 3

I found a very serious problem.

Am I getting more and more silly? (Sure enough, it was influenced by my friend)

Today my old father gave me instructions on writing novels:

"You have to leave some answers, stop abruptly!"

——Worthy of being a writer of serious literature