Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

In the dark room, only the unsteady breathing of two people could be heard, Xi Yin struggled to push Fang Mi away, and took a step back.

"I'm going to borrow a flashlight first. My phone is almost out of battery. Where's your phone?"

Xi Yin was talking, and wanted to take the opportunity to bypass Fang Mi and go out, but Fang Mi remained motionless like a log, with his arms outstretched, refusing to let him pass.

"What kind of flashlight! The phone is enough, you go to wash up, and then we will sleep!"

Xi Yin stopped in her tracks, a flash of light flashed in her mind, and suddenly strung together Fang Mi's abnormal behavior tonight.

He glanced at Fang Mi in shock, and a look of understanding suddenly appeared in his eyes.

Fang Mi already knew that there was a power outage at home, but he refused to take He Lanzhou's flashlight at that time, and even told nonsense that he was afraid of the dark, so he was just waiting here for him!

Is it the last time we helped each other?No, it should be said to be addicted? ? !

But then there was a bright candidate Gong next door, Fang Mi made a mistake and came to him for help.

Xi Yin was puzzled, and unconsciously recalled what happened that night in her mind, her throat felt a little dry, and a strong sense of crisis emerged from the bottom of her heart.

It can be said that he was very clever, but it was useless. Fang Mi refused to let him go out, so he fumbled with his backhand and locked another lock.

"You give up!"

Fang Mi put his hands on his shoulders, raised his chin as if he was sure of winning, and said, "Go and wash up, and then come with me to sleep."

Wash your ass!

Xi Yin took several deep breaths in a row, suppressing the urge to give the protagonist a punch to wake him up.

He is just the protagonist's bamboo horse, not his comfort during the empty window, or is it also the role of the bamboo horse to help the protagonist solve his physical problems? ?

It's okay to say once or twice, but Xi Yin knows Fang Mi too well. Fang Mi's current actions are clearly a taste of taste, and he intends to develop it for a long time.

Once Fang Mi shows such an interested attitude, he will often make a move, whether it is dealing with people or things, and it is always beneficial.

When reading the book as a bystander, Xi Yin thought it was okay, and didn't think this kind of character was scary.

But after experiencing it for myself, I realized that it’s really no wonder that the fans in the original book complained about the character design of the protagonist, which is really unbearable.

Xi Yin's panting and patient voice was a little obvious, and Fang Mi couldn't help laughing.

Fang Mi raised his finger. It was obvious that Xi Yin's eyes were dark, and he could barely see the outline of Fang Mi, but Fang Mi's finger actually hit his forehead accurately.

"He Lanzhou must have fallen asleep. Are you ashamed to disturb others? Xi Yin, you were not so thick-skinned before."

The fist on Xi Yin's side clenched slightly, the corners of his eyes twitched and twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "If you accepted it before, you'd be fine."

"I'm sorry, I don't know him very well." Fang Mi spoke confidently.

If you don't know him well, you dare to go to his house to take a bath. If you're embarrassed to borrow the bathroom, you're embarrassed to borrow the flashlight, and you're lying to a fool? !

Xi Yin has also been tired all day, especially after walking a lot just now, and now she has no strength to confront him anymore, so she compromised and said, "Then give me the phone, and I'll go wash up. Fortunately, the water is not cut off."

Having achieved his goal, Fang Mi raised a smug smile and handed the phone back to him.

Just in case, I followed Xi Yin to make sure that he didn't intend to run away. If it was another person, Fang Mi's aggressive behavior would be comparable to a crime.

Does he treat those cannon fodder like this?

Xi Yin silently brushed his teeth under Fang Mi's unblinking gaze. Due to the reflection of the flashlight, Fang Mi's eyes shot out a strange light. Looking closely, the heat was a bit too hot, a bit like a hungry wolf who couldn't wait. .

Xi Yin shivered faintly, and the hairs on her body stood on end.

He tried his best not to care about Fang Mi, and finished washing without changing his face, but he was secretly crying in his heart.

It's all right that the protagonist is a little waver, but once he has no one to date, the idea is set on him, and the rabbit doesn't eat the grass by the side of the nest!

For Fang Mi, physical pleasure must obviously be more important than spiritual satisfaction, at least in Xi Yin's mind who has read the novel, the protagonist has always enjoyed the process of being ambiguous with other people more than finding true love.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have compromised last time. Solving his physical desires may be part of the bamboo horse's responsibility. He was so mentally retarded that he came up with such an amazing idea.

Fang Mi is the kind of person who, once he has tasted the sweetness, wants to taste it all. Sometimes, in order to achieve his goal, he can use any rogue method, such as today.

The more Xi Yin thought about it, the heavier his steps became. He thought he was not Fang Mi's favorite type. Fang Mi probably had no one around at the moment, so he regarded him as a good helper to solve the problem.

Is it true that he can only brainwash his previous thoughts, which is also one of his missions? ? ?

Xi Yin started to panic, this mission is too big!

When the two reached the door of the bedroom, Xi Yin began to regret again.

With the weak light of the mobile phone, he turned his head to look at Fang Mi. He wanted to say something, but it was really difficult to say it, and finally he just said, "Fang Mi, I still..."

"No, I'm afraid of the dark, I can't sleep by myself."

"... "

What Xi Yin thinks in his heart is basically expressed on his face. Even if his expression is not clear at the moment, Fang Mi can know what he is thinking just by his body movements.

For example, those trembling calves that are ready to run away at any time.

Fang Mi took a photo with his mobile phone facing down, seeing Xi Yin's tense expression, a meaningful smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

"What are you afraid of? I won't eat you again."

Xi Yin gave him a blank look without saying a word, her face was not very good-looking, and her expression was also resentful.

Yeah, you heartthrob, who can you eat?You can't eat people, but you have a good way of harming people.

Xi Yin complained silently in her heart. Seeing that Fang Mi had blocked all his escape routes, she finally gritted her teeth and walked into the bedroom.

The fact was exactly as he had imagined, as soon as he was lying on the bed, Fang Mi came over restlessly.

Because there was only one quilt, Xi Yin struggled for a while, blushing, thinking that he had been abstaining for so many years anyway, so let's just do it today.

What's more, the other party is the heartthrob protagonist that everyone covets, so he doesn't seem to be particularly at a loss.

After all the unspeakable matters were resolved, Xi Yin lay on his back on the bed, his breathing hadn't completely stabilized, but his consciousness had already entered the exhausted sage time.

However, Fang Mi didn't seem to be satisfied yet, and moved his hands on his waist obediently. Xi Yin turned over to the other side, buried her whole body in the quilt, begging for mercy.

"Fang Mi, I'm so tired."

Especially the hands are very, very sour, and the palms are still hot!

In terms of physical strength, Fang Mi is not at all like the protagonist Shou who yells whenever he gets tired, but like an old hooligan who will never be satisfied.

"...Okay." Fang Mi's tone seemed disappointed, and he said yes, but he still posted it.

There was no light in the room, and Xi Yin's entire face was buried under the quilt. Fang Mi leaned on his arm halfway and looked at his hopeless appearance for a while, hesitated for a moment, and couldn't help but leaned down, wanting to kiss the top of his hair .

As a result, Xi Yin couldn't hold his breath in the quilt, and suddenly propped his head up!

It hit Fang Mi's mouth all of a sudden, and the back of Xi Yin's head hurt. Fang Mi was even worse, and immediately tasted the rusty taste of blood in his mouth.

"Well!"

Fang Mi covered his mouth with pain on his face, Xi Yin somehow sensed what happened, and hurriedly fumbled for his phone, wanting to see if his injury was serious.

But Fang Mi grabbed him by the hand and pulled him with great strength. Xi Yin tilted his body and fell directly in front of him.

Fang Mi covered his mouth for a long while, then suddenly lowered his head.

The hot and humid breath hit Xi Yin's face mixed with a faint smell of blood, and Xi Yin's eyes widened in fright.

Fang Mi was directly above him, still sitting in a sitting position, but his body was bent down extremely softly, as long as they got closer, their noses might touch the tip of their noses.

After such a long period of transition, Xi Yin's eyes have adapted to the darkness in the room, and he is able to see clearly what Fang Mi is doing.

"My mouth is bleeding."

Fang Mi sounded angry, and said in a bluffing voice: "It's disfigured, what should you do!"

Xi Yin choked, never expecting that he cared about this, and the panic in his heart because of his sudden approach eased most of it, and said angrily and funny: "...It's not like that, it will be fine in a few days."

Fang Mi said aggrievedly: "My mouth is full of the taste of blood now."

"Get up, I'll get you some medicine and put it on."

"Have you tried what it's like to have a mouthful of blood? I'm about to vomit."

"I don't have it, you go and rinse your mouth and endure it, wait for me to get it for you..."

Before Xi Yin finished speaking, she felt a black shadow approaching her face.

In desperation, he reflexively covered his mouth with one hand, and Fang Mi's soft and moist lips were printed on the back of his hand.

The atmosphere suddenly froze, and in the darkness, the two of them froze rigidly.

A few seconds later, through the palm of his hand, Xi Yin asked dumbfounded: "You, what are you doing all of a sudden?"

The blow failed, Fang Mi was in a bad mood, his face was flushed with embarrassment, and he was only glad that the power went out, Xi Yin's eyes were darkened, and he couldn't see anything.

After reacting for two seconds, Fang Mi immediately poked his neck and argued, "You hit my mouth and bled, I'll let you taste what it's like!"

How to say this is so obscene, Xi Yin got up in a panic, always feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell the specifics.

Fang Mi must report to this extent now?

"Can't I be wrong?"

Xi Yin was still in shock. After finding the phone by the pillow, she got out of bed and went to the living room to find the medicine box. She patted her chest and said, "Next time, don't make such a joke. I was shocked."

"...cut."

When Xi Yin brought the medicine, Fang Mi was already covered in a quilt and motionless.

Fang Mi is a night owl, it is impossible to fall asleep in such a short time, Xi Yin also knows that he is faking, maybe he regrets making such a joke just now.

He pretended to be asleep, but Xi Yin didn't take it apart, and pulled down his quilt. After exposing his lips, Xi Yin squeezed a little ointment on his finger, and with the light of the phone, gently applied it to Fang Mi's wound.

Fang Mi's eyelashes trembled, but he still didn't open his eyes. His skin was very fair, and it was especially obvious when he got a little blush.

Xi Yin noticed that his cheeks were slightly red, and the movement of applying medicine on his hands paused, and a strange feeling suddenly appeared in his heart.

After doing it for a long time, Fang Mi is not always thick-skinned, he would feel embarrassed if someone touches his lips.

Xi Yin wanted to laugh a little, but she held back, Fang Mi was exceptionally honest that night, even the honest Xi Yin was not used to it.

In the past when they lived together, Fang Mi would always hang on him like a koala. This is a bad habit that has been developed since kindergarten.

Really shy?When doing that kind of thing, he didn't change his face and his heart didn't beat, but he was shy after kissing the back of his hand. What kind of routine is Fang Mi doing?

Before going to sleep, Xi Yin was still thinking vaguely, whether Fang Mi would blush when kissing other people?

The author has something to say: Attention, demining again here! !

Pay attention to the character design and copywriting before reading the text!

Gong is a wave spirit, a small Bichi type wave spirit, at least in the eyes of the public, the main plot is actually written very clearly in the copy, if you can't accept this kind of attack, you must stop the loss in time! !

In addition, severe cleanliness and severe control are also cautious!

The persona is a good girlfriend, really good, good-tempered, good-natured, whatever. This kind of shou may cause discomfort to some readers (for example, it is easy to give in, has no temper, is not a man, etc.), but the other persona is a little angel , there is no way.

Finally, although Gong is sloppy, he is indeed shuangjie. If you are a clean-loving reader who can’t even accept physical contact with others, please stop your losses.

Thank you for your comments and likes. Be sure to pay attention to demining when reading. Of course, if you find it interesting, then a new door may have quietly opened~