[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

great.So, the best thing is to go back in time and let me, who guessed whether to eat saury or barbecue, make a wrong answer. The worst plan is to admit my superpower, but things may slowly get away from me control.

Well, Shikamaru has to be turned into a stone statue first.

Now in the dessert shop, Miss Qingmei is still there, so it is not easy to do it.

The coffee jelly is delicious, but I still regret coming to the dessert shop with Shikamaru.It's a bit tricky to create an empty crime scene.

"Ah." I uttered a syllable to stall for time, what to say.

Shikamaru looked at me lazily, waiting patiently for my next post.

"It's really tiring." Shikamaru leaned back in the chair, put his hands behind his head and stretched, "Now I have to control the thoughts in my heart so that you don't feel it."

I:……

Saiki Kongsuke is always a blocker, you are really a wolf.

Miss Qingmei came over, she bent down and folded her hands together to apologize in front of us: "Ah, I'm sorry, I have something to leave, I have to close the store for a while."

"It's okay, we can leave now."

Just as Shikamaru was about to stand up from the chair, she was pushed back on the chair by Miss Qingmei's shoulders. She said with a smile: "It's okay, you can continue to eat here, I just ask you to help me look at the store. I won't hide the door."

are you an angel

Here comes the unoccupied crime scene.

I took off the contact lens, and there was an additional stone statue on the opposite side. After that, I used teleportation to move Shikamaru back to Toritsu's room.

Regarding my appearance out of thin air, Niao Shu was so frightened that he dropped the little yellow book in his hand. He pointed at me with trembling hands and shouted: "Master, don't you suddenly appear, okay?"

"Oh, sorry."

Bird beam exploded again: "Will you be super perfunctory?"

Well, the stone statue of Neiji Hyuga is well preserved, and Totsuka is quite concerned about Neiji Hyuga. He actually put a dark blue cassock on the stone statue, and put a few little pornographic books in front of him...

What kind of sand sculpture care method is this.Neiji Hinata knew she would cry, hey!

"Ah, master, you actually moved another stone statue." Niao Shu yelled in horror, and directly put his stupid face in front of me, "It's too much, what do you think of me? The curator of the museum?"

If you think about it too much, you are at best a glass-cabo in a museum.

Go away, you are too loud.

Without hesitation, I threw Reita Toritsu out of the room.After clearing out irrelevant personnel, now it is time to go back in time and wipe out the evil of these things.

I can go back and change some factors at that time, but because I forcefully go back to the past, it will also lead to a series of factors that I cannot predict in the future. This is also called the butterfly effect.Right now, I don't have any other good options.

When I go back to the past, I cannot let others discover that there are two identical people in the same time and space, otherwise I will be forcibly expelled from that time and space.Therefore, I deliberately turned into a girl.Not Saiki Chestnut, but a black long straight, somewhat similar to my mother Uchiha Mikoto.

The sun was setting, and it was time for school to be over. I was still a little smaller, followed by Shikamaru, who was a little smaller. Shikamaru said this lazily.

I can't directly affect my thoughts at the time, otherwise I will be forcibly expelled from time and space, so let's see if I can control Shikamaru's thoughts.

I took off the contact lenses, hypnotized Shikamaru's belief in eating barbecue deepened, so he didn't ask the question about saury and barbecue.It's a pity that I, who was a smaller size, immediately discovered my existence, and when he looked over, I was forcibly expelled instantly.

Back in Toritsu Reita's room, there is a stone statue of Neiji Hyuga, oh, Shikamaru's stone statue is still there.

No, any effect!

Thinking about it, I can influence Shikamaru's thoughts that time, and he still has the idea to try it next time.How can we stop Shikamaru's thoughts of testing me, fundamentally speaking, just keep Shikamaru away from me and not get to know me well.

After thinking about it seriously, I met Shikamaru or sat next to him in class at that time, and it was Naruto who took my seat that drove this incident.

So, everything is Naruto's fault!I naturally attributed this matter to Naruto.

Back in time again, back to the time and space when Naruto snatched my position.

There are 5 minutes left before the official start of class, and I have not yet appeared. Naruto is standing next to the window seat where I usually sit, he is hesitating whether to sit down...

Ah, of course not now.

I watched expressionlessly from the tree outside the window not far away. When Naruto was about to sit down, a blue ray shot out from his fingers and directly shot a small hole in one leg of the chair.The sawdust of the chair fell on the ground like raindrops, and within a minute after Naruto sat down, the wobbly chair, which was only supported by three legs, snapped, and Naruto's buttocks hit the ground heavily...

He clutched his buttocks and screamed that it hurts, and the laughter of others was all around him.

"Hahaha, even chairs hate him."

"That's right, I still want to sit in Sasuke-kun's place."

Thinking about these voices in the classroom, Naruto became more and more wronged as he thought about it, his blue eyes seemed to be separated by a thin layer of mist, but they were full of stubbornness, he waved his fists and roared: "What, it's obviously Sasuke The chairs are rotten."

One second before the bell rang, the smaller me finally appeared in the classroom. After seeing that the chair was broken, the smaller me passed Naruto and walked to the empty seat at the back.

Good, not sitting next to Shikamaru.

The bell rang, and I withdrew from the tree and left the campus. Traveling through time and space made me a little tired, so I sat on a chair and prepared to rest for a while before putting it back on.

Five seconds after I sat down, a lazy voice came from above my head: "Hello, that's where I usually sit."

I looked up and saw an eye, a head of white hair that fell down from a headstand, ah, it was Kakashi.

The current Kakashi is still very young, probably in his early twenties, and he doesn't look lazy after a few years, and he can even be said to be an indifferent young man.

As I looked at him, he looked at me inquisitively, as if looking through me at someone.

It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, I don't think Kakashi, an old fritter, will be easier to deal with than Shikamaru, so I nodded to Kakashi, and I evacuated immediately.

Going back to Totsuka Reita's room again, there are still two stone statues, one is Neji Hyuga, and the other is Kakashi holding a rose.

Disgusting!

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Kakashi is a straight man, there is no doubt about it.

I looked down and touched the hard rose, and the water droplets on the bright and dripping petals petrified and scattered all over the place.

I fell into silence again.

Because of some uncontrollable factors caused by traveling through time and space, I don't know what happened. One minute ago, I saw Kakashi in his youth, in a female body.So, after that, did Kakashi hold the rose to express his love?Me with women?

Hey, no matter which way you think about it, it feels disgusting.

Kakashi is straight.

I suddenly thought of Kakashi and Mitekai who competed against each other in Konoha, the strange movements of the two uncles in full view, shaking like seaweed, and those strange remarks about youth...

Kakashi is a straight guy... maybe?

No, no, this is not time to explore Kakashi's sexuality, but to solve Shikamaru's knowledge of my superpower.I forcibly turned my attention back.

The time travel just now is effective, so, repeat it again, stop Naruto from stealing my position, and let me not come into contact with Shikamaru when I was a child.

Traveling back again, I didn’t let that chair break, and used superpowers to control Naruto’s thoughts, making him feel that the scenery in other places is more beautiful, and other students are more friendly, such as sitting next to Hinata Hinata who admires him... …

I, who was one size smaller, smoothly sat in the original position, obediently waiting for class.

Back to now, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

The dragon can be summoned.

There is no Kakashi holding the rose, but Neji Hyuga’s sculpture is still there, that is, he poses a Baguazhang without chakra, oh, this time it’s Hinata Hinata holding the rose, she panicked As he was about to persuade him to fight, Naruto scratched his head and looked as if he was running away.In addition, Mai Tekai, Ya, Xiao Li, and Tian Tian actually cheered and cheered from the sidelines.

So, does this belong to the Asura Field?

The younger sister who abducted someone else was discovered by her brother-in-law and was beaten on the spot?

Forget it, start all over again!

I decided not to be attached to that position, and went back to the time when Shikamaru invited me to eat barbecue. On that day, I was punished by Iruka to stand in the corridor for skipping class. The day when the friendship of the revolution was strengthened.The reason is that a small bug flew from nowhere and landed on my textbook. Without that bug, I wouldn't use teleportation to leave.You won't skip class, you won't be punished by Mr. Iruka, and you won't be wooed by them in the corridor.

So, the culprit of everything that happened was that bug.

I stood on the tree outside the window and watched as the bugs appeared in the textbooks, black, tiny…

Both I subconsciously used teleportation to leave.

Once again, I fail...

The fourth time, the fifth time, the sixth time...

When I opened my eyes, there was nothing in the room except for a few small pornographic books on the floor.Shikamaru's stone statue is gone, and so is Hinata Neiji's stone statue.

Oh, is it successful now?

No, it's too early to say success.

The door creaked open, and a golden head poked in, the golden head