[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Cassie, actually synchronized in her heart.

Naruto touched the forehead with both hands, and said confidently: "Beyond Hokage! Let everyone in the village recognize my existence!"

My dream is not to be the owner of a ramen shop. It's really rare, Naruto-kun.

"Interesting, it's a prank."

After Kakashi heard it, he couldn't help touching his head that had just been attacked by a blackboard eraser.

"next."

Seeing Kakashi looking at me, I calmly said: "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I hate a lot of things, I like... nothing, as for dreams... nothing."

Kakashi couldn't help asking, "Don't you have anything to add?"

For example, your favorite is obviously coffee jelly.

If I had to add, I hate attention and insects, I love coffee jelly, and my dream is to go back to the previous world, of course it is impossible to tell you this kind of thing!Also, didn't you know I love coffee jelly!

Kakashi sighed helplessly, and said, "Then it's the girls."

"I am No Sakura, what I like is... I should say... the person I like is...", Sakura couldn't help but glance at me, and then said, "Well, my dream is... I shouldn't have said..."

Before she could finish speaking, she screamed.

I:……

Is this another classmate Chiyu Yumenohara who is in love?

"What I hate, Naruto!"

Kakashi looked at the three children facing him with some headaches, the impulsive Naruto, the ordinary girl with a love brain, and the Uchiha orphan with a expressionless face and a deep heart. Uh, he can already see that the storm is about to come and the movie is coming. Flash and thunder.However, there is one more important step.

"Speaking of self-introduction, starting tomorrow, carry out the task."

Naruto asked excitedly: "Teacher, what is the mission?"

"First of all, it is a field survival exercise performed by the four of us. This is not an ordinary exercise. Your opponent is me." Kakashi's face became serious, and he leaned towards us. He deliberately hoarse, "In the 27 Among the graduates, only nine can be recognized as Genin. This test is extremely difficult, and the elimination rate is over 60.00%!"

The air suddenly became silent, and Naruto and Sakura were too scared to speak loudly.

Kakashi turned his face and smiled again, "Okay, see you at the training ground tomorrow, don't forget to bring ninja tools, forget about breakfast, you will definitely spit it out by then."

"It's five o'clock tomorrow, don't be late."

I:……

So early, smell the chicken and get up to practice?

survival drill

The sky is still gray, the moon has moved to the west, and the lone star is still in the sky. The other two and I have arrived at the training ground for survival exercises.We waited again from the moon off work until the sun had completely moved to the center of the sky, and Kakashi kept us waiting for hours just like yesterday.

Comparing Naruto and Sakura's sluggish appearance due to sleepiness, my energy is still good, so good that I am looking forward to the next battle with Kakashi.

"Ah, it's too much, why didn't Mr. Kakashi come?" Naruto complained, he had been training with Kakashi dolls all night last night, constantly simulating combat scenarios, and it was so early this morning When he got up, he was really not energetic.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke who had been silent beside him, even though the sun was warming on his body, he still felt that the air around him was cold and gloomy.Sasuke's expression was really terrifying, and his dark eyes showed a bit of weirdness and horror.

Seeing Sasuke turn his head to look at him, Naruto immediately turned his head away in fright, it was scary, it was really scary!

It was nine o'clock when Kakashi came late. The culprit who made people wait was not a bit guilty, but he was full of energy and said to us: "Oh, good morning!"

"It's too late, Kakashi-sensei, you're late!"

"Mr. Kakashi, you didn't come until nine o'clock, and made us wait for four hours!"

Sakura and Naruto were like cats whose tails were stepped on, their hairs were blown all over their bodies. This was also the most energetic moment for them this morning.

Kakashi touched the back of his head and said casually, "A black cat stood in front of me this morning..."

"What a bad excuse!" Before he finished speaking, Sakura and Naruto roared out in unison.

Kakashi shrugged nonchalantly. He put down the backpack on his shoulders, took out an alarm clock from the bag, set the time and put it on the stake, "Okay, I'll set the alarm clock for twelve o'clock..."

He took out two more bells from his trouser pocket and said: "I have two bells here, and it is your task to snatch them from me before noon. Those who cannot snatch the bells within the stipulated time are not eligible." Eat lunch, and be tied up there watching us eat bento."

Sakura and Naruto looked ashamed, they really listened to Kakashi's words and came to gather without breakfast.And I, of course, didn't listen to him, there was nothing I could spit out, and I could still make Kakashi spit it out.

Then Kakashi added the next rule. According to him, if the person who doesn't get the bell will lose the qualification of being a ninja, he will be sent back to the ninja school for retraining.There are only two bells, which means that between me, Naruto, and Sakura, one person will be unqualified, and will be tied to a stake to watch the others eat lunch.

"The shuriken doesn't matter, you can't grab the bell if you don't have the determination to kill me."

Naruto questioned immediately, and after being provoked by Kakashi to say that he was dragging his legs, this impulsive guy rushed up waving his kunai, and he was subdued by Kakashi in just a moment.

Kakashi pressed Naruto's hand holding Kunai to point it at the back of Naruto's head, his only exposed eyes flashed with interest, "However, it seems that you miss me... already agree with me Teacher?"

Are you a pervert?

He chuckled, "I seem... to like you guys a little bit, so it's best to get ready and start practicing."

……

Yesterday afternoon, Kakashi said that only nine of the 27 graduates can officially become Genin, that is, there are only three classes of students.

But now, there are only two bells in his hand. We have to snatch the bell from him to be considered a pass. Shinobu is either a hot chicken with a false name, or this student is very talented.

As a psychic, I have 180 ways to snatch the bell from Kakashi, however, I'm sure Kakashi has other intentions.

As a brave man who is still in the novice village, during this period of time he does not have enough strength to do dangerous tasks, and he will die if he is not careful. Konoha also arranges a jounin leader to prevent the jinnin from being damaged as soon as he becomes a novice.

If you use the standard comic development thinking, there is definitely a link to test the tacit understanding between the partners, then this link may be it.

Konoha's intentions are obvious, otherwise there wouldn't be three ninjas in one class.As for Kakashi's intentions for this exam, I can also guess that he just taught us to learn to work as a team. As for the fact that there are only two bells, this is just a trick he used.

I used the thick leaves to cover my body, and looked at the two people facing each other in the open space with a blank face.

That Naruto guy, how arrogant he thinks he can kill a Jonin, I actually thought he could learn a lesson from the situation of being subdued by Kakashi just now.

Sorry, I think too highly of you.

I watched Kakashi play Naruto up and down with only physical skills like a monkey. Finally, Kakashi made a seal gesture. That is the seal of the tiger. Could it be the fire escape next?No, it's just dealing with Naruto...

Unable to bear it, I clenched my fist with the hand holding the trunk, the trunk rattled as if it was about to break, and the leaves fell like raindrops.

Kakashi glanced sideways, but still didn't stop what he was doing.

Xiao Ying couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and she didn't care to expose her hidden place, she poked her head out and shouted at Naruto who was still in a daze: "Naruto, run away! You will die!"

"It's too late." Kakashi squatted behind Naruto and said something.

Let's kill Kakashi before Kakashi kills Naruto, such a bad person is not worthy of being a teacher.

"Konoba Ninjutsu secret body technique mystery! Millennium kill!"

Accompanied by the wailing sound of Naruto clutching his buttocks, I changed a place to hide expressionlessly, these two big idiots!

For me, it doesn't matter whether I can pass Kakashi's exam or not. One of the reasons why I am so active is that I just want to take this opportunity to teach Kakashi a lesson.That guy, even if he entered the room openly, he dared to eat my coffee jelly!

I came home last night and opened the fridge door expecting a coffee jelly, only to find one was missing.That's right, the young lady who runs the dessert shop can't open the door due to something, so she made [-] coffee jelly in advance for me to save.This month, I can only eat one a day, and the young lady will come back after eating, one a day is just right.However, one was missing.

I took off the transparent gloves I had been wearing all the time, and by touching the refrigerator door, I used the ability of spiritual divination to interpret the fragments of human thoughts or memories left on it.If I meet someone who is constantly exuding new thoughts, I can directly feel everything that person feels.Because this ability is uncontrollable, I usually wear gloves all the time.Today, maybe after Kakashi let go of the pigeons, luckily, I was able to actually find out who ran into me