Big breaker

Liao Qingshu, the hero of "I'm Not a Human", the deputy director and staff member of the Ministry of Management of the Mountain Management Office, and the chief vicious dog trainer of the School of Everything.

At this moment, he is facing the most subversive situation since he can remember - well, it may be too exaggerated to say "the most subversive", but what is certain is that it is absolutely no problem to rank among the top three in this scene .

Taking a deep breath, he raised his finger, pointed forward, and asked Hua Fei word by word: "What is this?"

Hua Fei looked down at the direction his finger was pointing at, then raised his head calmly: "My stomach."

"Of course I know it's your stomach..." Liao Qingshu stroked his forehead, trying to control his urge to yell, but it turns out that he really failed to control it—"What I want to ask is, is it Why is it so big!!"

"Because I have it." Hua Fei continued to remain calm, stretched out his hand to hold his chubby belly, with a shimmering, Virgin-like smile on his face, and bluntly added a remark, "Isn't it? Pregnant with a child, this is also worth shouting about, as if you have never seen it before."

Do you mean a man who is pregnant with a child?

Sorry, never seen that.

Liao Qingshu had a black line on his forehead, and looked at Hua Fei with suspicion in his eyes: "You, what are you playing?"

Hua Fei: "Look at what you said, it seems that I can play with my stomach by myself."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

Swallowing unconsciously, his voice became a little broken: "So... what did you and your guy play?"

Hua Fei tilted his head and thought for a while, then pretended to be cute and replied, "Cover the quilt and just chat?"

Liao Qingshu is not a person who likes to hehe, but at this moment, he still couldn't help hehe: "You know that even if you really have a child, I would still dare to beat you up, right?"

Hua Fei shrank his neck in fear, and rolled his eyes by the way: "You have become bad, Liao Qingshu——I found that since you were with your husband, you have become more and more aggressive."

"No, no, for this kind of thing, I suggest you find the problem from yourself." Liao Qingshu said softly, "Maybe it's not that I'm becoming more and more powerful, but you are becoming more and more needy? "

Hua Fei: "..."

Hua Fei felt like crying.What about the good brother who used to be polite and considerate and added "OK" after every sentence?Where did you go?Was it eaten by that man named Jiufang Ziyan?

They say marriage is the end of friendship.Although the person on the opposite side is technically not married yet, judging from the results, Hua Fei feels that their friendship has almost come to an end.

Hua Fei silently lit a candle in his heart for his friendship that died young.

He hadn't finished wiping away the tears on his side, but Liao Qingshu on the other side couldn't bear to roll his eyes.Until now, he thought that Hua Fei's ball-like stomach was just a prank, so he couldn't hold back for a moment and touched it.But once, just once - after touching it, his expression instantly became horrified.

"My mother! This belly! It's real! What the hell did you eat, Hua Fei? You know it's from a cannibal, right?!"

"Fuck your sister, you're the one who cannibalize." Hua Fei slapped his hand away angrily, and then pushed his bulging stomach forward in a snarky way: "This is me, making people , understand?"

"..." Liao Qingshu's expression became even more horrified, "It's already against the law to replace someone else!"

"Where are you thinking again, I didn't put zi in my body!" Hua Fei was messed up by him, staring at Liao Qingshu's terrified expression for a long time, finally couldn't help but sighed softly, He opened his mouth and told him the truth: "Actually, if I really want to say it, my stomach is thanks to you."

Liao Qingshu took a deep breath.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not, I don't!" He raised his hand and denied it three times, so excited that he even threw out the tiger's tail.

"...Didn't say it was yours!" Hua Fei began to feel that the root of his tooth was itchy, what kind of brain circuit, "I mean, you helped me get it... just last week, I invited you to dinner Do you still remember what I said to you when I was there?"

Seeing that he was serious about what he said, Liao Qingshu also accepted Yan Yi, and began to think seriously. Three minutes later, he suddenly realized that he hammered his hand.

"I remember." He said firmly to Hua Fei, "You complained that you don't have a surname to live."

"..." Hua Fei couldn't help covering his face with his hand, "Well... Strictly speaking, it's true, but I think you can be more tactful."

"This is your exact words." Liao Qingshu said with affirmation. Anyway, they are in the living room of their own house now, so there is no need to have so many scruples about words, "That's how you complained to me at the time, saying that you don't have a last name. Life."

In fact, Hua Fei's original words at the time were—"That guy is a deep well! He can't just tease him, he can only kiss him but not hug him! He only kisses and kisses every day, but he refuses to kiss him. Shang Shang, we’ve been together for so long, I don’t even have a surname, I’m almost burnt into a mummy! I’m so bored, they don’t rely on mouth to mouth to give birth to children, right? !"

To this, Liao Qingshu's response was to make it as if he could conceive you if he confronted you.

He answered these words so naturally, and so fluently, that Hua Fei couldn't react to what he said for a while.And when he finally reacted, Liao Qingshu's hands were held by his claws.

"Honey, I remember you were not like this before." Hua Feiyu said to his friend earnestly, "You used to be so innocent, you blushed when you looked at the opposite sex for five seconds, and you got excited when you held hands. Kiss scenes and the heartbeat of a little girl - so, dear, what changed you and made you so shameless?"

Liao Qingshu: "...I'll give you three seconds, if you don't let go, I'll really hit you up."

Hua Fei ignored him, and asked and answered with a serious face: "Experience has changed you, there is no doubt about it. The changes in each of us are brought about by our own experiences and experiences. The difference is that some Some people's experience is positive, some people's experience is negative, and some people's experience is learned from others."

Holding Liao Qingshu's hand reverently, Hua Fei's eyes were full of anticipation: "Brother, I think your family life must be very harmonious, right?"

"..." Liao Qingshu recalled last night her boyfriend who couldn't be seduced and was dragged to the hanger by his tail, and nodded cheekily, "Well, that's it."

Hua Fei's eyes began to light up: "So? Do you have any skills?"

Liao Qingshu: "...huh?"

Hua Fei: "Is that the kind of technique that can effectively open up the life of the family?"

"..." Liao Qingshu thought carefully about last night when her boyfriend's lips were stained with red wine, unbuttoning his shirt one by one in front of her, feeling a little hot on her cheeks, "Or... you can try seduction ?”

Hua Fei: "Huh?"

Liao Qingshu's eyes wandered for a moment: "Just... red wine play, poetry play, etc.?"

Hua Fei: "...Oh, so~"

"It would be nice to add some uniforms if possible." Liao Qingshu said, her throat twitched, "Of course I think a solid color shirt is good..."

Hua Fei nodded thoughtfully, stared at him for a moment, then suddenly laughed, and patted Liao Qingshu on the shoulder vigorously.

"It can be seen that you have given me all your valuable practical experience!" He patted Liao Qingshu's shoulder vigorously, his tone full of excitement, "Thank you for your advice! I will go back and try it tonight!"

So far, the memory is over.

Looking at Hua Fei's swollen abdomen, Liao Qingshu felt her voice trembling a little: "So... you really, go back and do it?"

Hua Fei: "Otherwise?"

Liao Qingshu's voice trembled even more: "Well...then what?"

Hua Fei looked at him expressionlessly, holding his bulging belly in one hand: "Then we dared to have a good time."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

Hua Fei remained expressionless, looked at Liao Qingshu with a look of "Look, this is all your fault", and said in a flat tone, "Then I will have it."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

"You're fucking kidding me!" He couldn't help jumping up, "It's only been a week! Even a male Moriko doesn't take it so fast! Did you put a petri dish in your rectum or did you Boyfriend JY turned on the engine, and the pregnancy appeared in a week? This seems to be a five-month pregnancy? Why don't you go to the hospital tomorrow to have an autopsy!"

Hua Fei: "..."

Where did his good friend who was innocent enough to blush when he saw a kiss go?Has she really been eaten to the brim by that man named Jiufang Ziyan?

Hua Fei was crying, and lit a candle in his heart for the innocence of his friend who died young.

Then he raised his head and bravely met his friend's questioning eyes.

Then, he sighed heavily, and spread it out on the sofa as if giving up: "Okay, I know I can't be fooled."

Liao Qingshu: "...?"

"About this." Hua Fei patted his stomach, "That's what I told Fu Li this morning, and he believed it."

Liao Qingshu: "Huh?"

"Of course, it's just taking advantage of his ignorance... But in fact, as you said, even if it's a boy, it's impossible to show his pregnancy for a week."

Liao Qingshu was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, let out a long "hmm", and raised half of his eyebrows as if realizing: "So—?"

"So." Hua Fei took a deep breath, and firmly said the rest of the words, "This ball is actually not his at all."