I am in love with the planet

A burst of white light flashed, and Yuan Lingjun appeared at the familiar landing point.

The faceless man was already waiting beside the landing point, and when he saw his figure, he raised his black mouth.

"This way."

Jingwei also logged into the game, looked around, and showed the two of them the way.

Passing through the main street of the city and entering the wild, you will be greeted by groups of roe owls, with their mouths wide open, making an earth-shattering "whoosh" sound.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Xiaowa's original form doesn't look very friendly." He said.

Jingwei turned his head.

"How about this," Yuan Lingjun said to Yuan Yuan: "Enable a recharge function like Nie Xiaoqian, recharge 1888 to put a mosaic on the whole body of the roe owl, recharge 18888 and all the roe owls in front of you will become little wow bosses, recharge 188888 The little wow big guy is replaced by big wow, and you can change clothes with one click and dress up freely."

"As for the sound..." Feeling the extremely high decibel noise pollution in his ears, Yuan Lingjun made a decision: "Go back and find Dawa to record a few words, 'You look delicious', 'Let me taste your taste' , 'I really want to eat you in one bite', a little more seductive, a little more magnetic. Then call out Xiaowa, let him record a few cute 'woowa'."

The faceless man nodded from time to time, keeping these suggestions in a small notebook in his heart, and prepared to implement them meticulously after today.

Jingwei: "..."

She silently lit a piece of wax for the positive Chuan Chuan youth.

"Da Wah obviously makes a living by selling meat, so why do you think he is selling 'meat' for a living?"

"How could it be?" Yuan Lingjun comforted the worried little aunt: "I am here to increase the popularity of our big wow. When the big wow becomes an Internet celebrity and fans go up, how much meat do you want to sell is not a matter of one word?"

Jingwei thinks it makes sense.

While talking, they had already crossed half of the jungle, and Yuan Lingjun turned left and right under the leadership of Jingwei, and came to a small road.

The path is paved with cobblestones, exuding a faint white light, and many light spots bloom from the center, bright and dim for a moment, like scattered meteors.

"This is..." Yuan Lingjun felt a little familiar.

"It's very similar to the third transition point we saw before we came to Titan." Yuanyuan said.

The transition point of that explosion is just like this small road, destroying and burning with the last light, illuminating the dark and silent depths of the universe.

"This is a memorial."

There was a little pride on Jingwei's face: "This road represents a network channel. If you walk along it, you will reach our Xinshou Village."

The path is not short, and the three of them walked for half a day.

"It should be dawn outside." Yuan Lingjun rested on his knees.

Although physical fatigue cannot be felt in the game, mental fatigue is unavoidable.

"A road sign should be set up at a certain distance." He said: "Give pedestrians a little psychological comfort."

"Why don't we plant maize grass on the side of the road?" Yuanyuan suggested, "This way, even if you get lost, you won't be afraid."

"good idea"

Just as Yuan Lingjun agreed, he suddenly saw the familiar dirt road at the end of his line of sight.

"Is that the way to Xinshou Village?" He asked.

"That's right." Yuanyuan said excitedly.

He and Yuan Lingjun built this road together when they first became administrators.

The three quickened their pace.

half a minute later—

Yuanyuan looked at Jingwei and Yuan Lingjun who were more than ten meters behind him, suddenly squatted down, put Yuan Lingjun on his back, then reached out to catch Jingwei, and rushed to Xinshou Village at the speed of returning home.

Jingwei: "..."

She coughed a bit due to the cold wind pouring into her mouth, and then slammed her face against Yuanyuan's chest.

"You are being treated differently! Public revenge! Scheming!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He hugged his round neck and reminded the angry bird friendly: "You are a human being now, you don't have a sharp beak, so be careful to knock your nose crooked."

Jingwei: "Shut up!"

Yuanyuan's speed was still as fast as when he was taking people for a ride. When approaching the destination, Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei were a little timid.

"I don't know if the Shanhai Grocery Store is okay?"

"The houses I repaired should still be in normal use."

"The vegetable fields in the backyard are not tended to and may be deserted."

"There are still my Xishan and Donghai in the yard. Don't let me see that Xishan is bald and Donghai is dry."

Amidst the two people's murmurs, they saw a stone tablet engraved with the words "Xinshou Village" and a familiar figure under the stone tablet.

"Second officer!" Yuan Lingjun said in shock.

Mr. Lin Qiao, the second officer of the "Parrot", wore a straw hat, comfortable and breathable cloth clothes, and carried a pole on his shoulder. He looked like a senior farmer.

He was walking forward along the road under his feet, when he suddenly saw the figure of the faceless man, and there was also a look of surprise on his face.

"How are you?"

"Second Mister!"

"we are coming!"

"Get out of the way!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a shout from behind, and the ground trembled under the rumbling trample.

The second officer and the faceless man dodged at the same time, and saw a group of mighty and majestic sailors riding bulls rushing out of the Novice Village.

They held the horns in their hands, their faces were full of excitement, and some of them were carrying juicy vegetables with leaves in the baskets behind them.

"Second officer, come up quickly!"

The crew member on one of the two horns stretched out his hand, trying to pull the second officer standing on the ground onto the cow, but suddenly saw a familiar figure from the corner of his eye, let go of his hand, and threw himself off.

"Damn it!"

Yuanyuan, Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei: "..."

Isn't this the line we should say?

The cows in the game are all set by the system, and they cannot harm humans, which is engraved in their source code. Fortunately, after a period of chaos, several crew members "crackled" and fell to the ground like dumplings, the gate of Xinshou Village was still Luckily there wasn't any stampede.

"Go back and talk." The second officer glanced at the crew.

Several crew members who fell off the back of the ox shook their heads and led the ox into the village dejectedly.

After taking the cattle back to the cowshed of Shanhai grocery store, everyone gathered together and sat in the living room of Yuan Lingjun's house.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling a little unbelievable.

Yuanyuan spoke first: "I'm not a ghost!"

The one who said "Damn it" was the crew member who was particularly good at farming. He also realized it now and smiled awkwardly: "That, I know."

"However," he added, "...it's hard for me to know if I'm a ghost or not."

As soon as these words fell, a dark wind seemed to blow out of nowhere in the living room.

The tall body of the faceless man trembled instantly, and hugged Yuan Lingjun's arm.

Jingwei "hummed" to indicate that she was not afraid of ghosts at all, but she took two steps back calmly and hid behind Yuan Lingjun.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He glanced at the second officer.

The second officer calmly pushed the panic-stricken crew behind him, and said, "Let me do the talking."

Just as Yuan Lingjun and the others thought, the "Parrot" continued to use the third transition point on the way back.

"Before the spaceship entered the transition point, Leng Gong... No, the first officer in the bilge suddenly said that the person who colluded with him would most likely wipe out the roots and completely blow up the entire transition point while the spaceship was transitioning. "

"Of course we don't believe it," a crew member in charge of the weapons compartment interjected, "That's the entire transition point, not Chinese cabbage. Do you know how many equivalent weapons are needed to blow it up?"

Then...they were slapped in the face.

Coulson, the first mate, took advantage of the crew's inattention, snatched an emergency capsule, and rushed straight to the direction of the jump point.

Then--

"Boom!!!"

"It just exploded..."

The crew recalled the scene at that time with a look of lovelessness.

The shock wave brought by the explosion almost destroyed the world, and even the nearby planets were peeled off, not to mention the spaceship. The "Parrot" was like a small sampan in a violent storm. It looks like it can be overturned.

"Although what Coulson said is correct, and he has also verified this with his life, it seems to be of no use." A crew member concluded: "Maybe he didn't expect the other party to be so aggressive, to deal with such a remote aircraft like ours. The small broken spaceship of the galaxy is willing to use a weapon that can destroy the planet."

"..."

The second officer mercilessly knocked on the forehead of this crew member who had grown his ambition and ruined his prestige.

"In short, fortunately, the second officer used the hand speed of a special pilot to push the captain into the safety cabin before the life support system on the spacecraft was damaged, and ejected from a distance. With the captain's ability, no matter where he landed They can all grab the initial supplies and return home safely." The crew members were relieved.

grab?

Yuan Lingjun was silent for a while, not reminding the crew that they had exposed the fact that they were a pirate ship.

"What about you?"

"The life support system has been completely damaged. For the sake of safety, we had to switch to the autopilot mode and all enter the hibernation cabin."

The crew extended their arms and patted Yuan Lingjun on the shoulder: "Fortunately, your game helmets, otherwise it would be really boring to sleep all the time!"

In the days that followed, the crew members lived in games all the time. They gathered the cattle that ran out from the Shanhai Grocery Store, played their specialties, raised, farmed, weaved, and played games. They lived a happy life.

"Yesterday, when the second officer went to the wild area to practice his skills, he saw a new path. We were planning to explore it today, but we didn't expect to see you at the entrance."

"The other end of the road is our new service area on another planet." Yuan Lingjun explained.

The crew members were very interested, and looked at the cows tied outside, and they had a bandit attitude of "little ones, follow me to the new service area".

This gangster-like aura was extinguished under the cold eyes of the second officer.

Mr. Lin Qiao pondered for a while, and concluded: "Now the 'Parrot' is still drifting in space, and the bodies of the crew members have been sleeping in the dormant cabin, so we should be regarded as a vegetative state!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He pressed Yuanyuan behind him, signaling him not to shake, these are cooked ghosts, they don't eat people.

The crew didn't know, but when the "Little Yellow Chicken" came to the third transition point, it clearly collected the fragments of the "Parrot", indicating that the spacecraft had been destroyed in the aftermath of the big bang.

——Wake up, you are not a vegetable!You are really a bunch of ghosts!