I am in love with the planet

Dawa smiled at Guhuo Niao, stretched out a hand, and spread out his palm.

Gu Huo Niao: "???"

Dawa: "Child care fee."

Gu Huo Niao suddenly realized.

Zai Zai storage fee, it should be.

But it doesn't have a long body right now, so it grabbed one of its heads and asked Da Wa: "Wow quack?"

Can you sell yourself, boss?

Taotie pondered for a moment——

"Okay, one head for 3 minutes, the kind that needs to be worn around the neck."

Guhuo Niao scratched his head, calculated, the cubs stayed in Dawa's stomach for 48 minutes, that is... sixteen heads!

Expensive is a bit expensive, but it is still worth the money. After all, there is no place in the world that is safer than the gluttonous stomach.

"Wow quack!" Guhuo Niao said.

make a deal!

It is a bird that keeps its word, immediately "clack" and "clack" unscrewed its eight heads, and patted its wings on its chest——

"Wow quack!"

The remaining eight fish tails are used to pay off the debt, and I will become a He Luo fish in a while. Get your knives ready and cut sashimi yourself.

"Wang!"

When He Luoyu in his mind heard this sentence, he let out a cry of panic and collapse.

However, no one paid attention to the pain in Xianyu's heart.

"it is good."

Taotie checked the integrity of the bird's neck and head, tied them into a bundle, and handed them over to Yuan Lingjun——

"How about this as a side dish?"

"……Can."

Yuan Lingjun took You Dai's warm fresh ingredients, and pondered a few recipes for spicy bird necks, thinking that the beasts in your "Shan Hai Jing" are really willing to go, and you can pull out your own head as soon as you say it, like pulling a radish Still easy.

However, he soon realized that not all beasts were as forgiving as the bird.

In order to see her five cubs sooner, Gu Huo Niao quickly kicked out He Luoyu from deep in her consciousness.

He Luoyu: T^T

In fact, I refused.

It slowly grew scales, and then slowly grew ten fresh fish tails at the place where the guhuo bird's head was severed.

As soon as the ten tails appeared, all the fish scales stood up, reflecting the cold light of a kitchen knife in Dawa's hand.

Dawa: "I won't force you either, you can pick the eight tails yourself."

He Luoyu: "Wow!!!!!!"

No!I do not want! ! !

It flapped its tail frantically and wanted to escape out of the door. Because it was too anxious, it actually broke through the racial restrictions. The ten tails supported the body to stand up, and ran towards the door alternately.

Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei, Yuanyuan: "..."

"To a certain extent, Ah Sang is also a fish who has experienced the coldness of the world." Yuan Lingjun gave He Luoyu an appropriate nickname.

"Tsk." The little yellow chicken flopped and covered his ears with its wings.

next moment--

"Wow woof woof woof woof!!!!!!"

Even with ten tails, He Luoyu still couldn't run past Dawa. Dawa raised his arm, and a black hole appeared in the palm of his hand, from which surging suction gushed out, and he caught the escaped salted fish back effortlessly.

"Don't eat a toast and eat a fine drink."

No!It hurts!

One of He Luoyu's tail snapped off, and Dawa stretched out his hand to grab it off, and threw it into the water tank aside——

"This is made into spicy fish."

"Bah."

"Boiled fish."

"Ba ba."

"Steamed fish, braised fish."

"Ba ba ba."

"Fried fish, grilled fish, squirrel fish."

The last tail was still missing, and just as Dawa was about to stretch out his hand, He Luoyu raised a thin tail with a "snap", and hid the two fatter tails under it.

"Wang!"

I picked it!

Big Wow: "..."

He glanced at the cowardly fish silently, and pulled out the thin tail with a "pop".

"Fish with pickled cabbage."

He Luoyu breathed a sigh of relief "Wow—" and couldn't wait to return the home game to Gu Huo Niao.

Scared, scared, slipped away, there are no more tails for you to spoil like this...

Guhuo Niao floated up from the depths of his consciousness, and pressed He Luoyu, who was seriously injured, under his buttocks, and then gave a "quack quack" sound, looking at Dawa expectantly.

Dawa opened his mouth, and a huge black mouth appeared in the air. As soon as he slapped his stomach, five children fell from the sky.

"Back to you."

my cub!

The bird's eyes were shining, and it couldn't see anything except the five cubs. It flapped its wings and flew up to the sky, and took the five cubs to its back. Its long neck bent over, one cub Take a sip, unbiased.

Ah, bird birth is complete!

Four special-looking children hugged Gu Huo Niao's neck and rubbed it, while the remaining fair-skinned boy slowly relaxed his body.

He hesitated for a moment, and then pressed his face against the soft feathers of the guhu bird.

"Wow quack!" Guhuo Niao was immediately hit by a great sense of happiness.

With the cubs on its back excitedly, it flew heart-shaped circles one after another in the sky.

"Wah quack, wah quack, wow quack quack quack..."

The crocodile bird hummed a happy song while flying——

One cub, two cubs, three cubs and four cubs, all of them are my aunt's cubs, I am really the happiest bird in the world wow quack!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He let the girl feel complacent for half a minute, then coughed softly, "Come down."

Gu Huo Niao: "?"

Yuan Lingjun hugged the child on it, stuffed each of them with a piece of homemade maltose, and then said to Guhuo Niao: "Since you have come back, let's talk about the blood spot killer and the child thief."

Gu Huo Niao: "Gah!"

It looked around with the only two remaining heads, pretending not to understand.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Frankness is lenient, resistance is strict."

Guhuo Niao glanced at her cub with nostalgia, and turned into He Luoyu with a "click".

——Be lenient when confessing, and sit in prison; be strict when resisting, and go home for the New Year.It still understands this truth.

He Luoyu: "..."

It was miserable enough to lose eight of its beloved tails, but now it has to take the blame for Guhuo Niao, almost turning into a puffer fish.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!!!" He Luoyu slapped the ground with his two remaining tails and barked at himself.

--why me!Why is it always me!You can't bully me like this just because I'm a salted fish!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Sangsang, calm down."

"Woof!" He Luoyu turned around and yelled at him.

Can't calm down!

It is also willing to go all out, and would rather serve the pot with Gu Huo Niao than be troubled by it again, so it took out the speed of bubbling at the bottom of the tank, and spit out a string of woof woof fluently.

Jingwei simultaneous translation——

"The Blood Spot Killer is not a bird. It doesn't have such an IQ. It just stole the wrong cub accidentally..."

It was a dark and windy night.

"Wow quack!"

The Guhuo bird was covered with feathers, cautiously avoiding pedestrians along the way, and flew to the eaves to have a look.

It saw the eye-catching blood spot in the distance, the blood spot it left during the day.

"Wow quack!"

You are the one!

The poor cubs locked in the house by the bad guys need to be rescued from the kid thieves!

The guhu bird cautiously flew into the courtyard marked with blood spots, looked into the house, and began to pluck its feathers. As the feathers fell all over the ground, its figure became slimmer, with a face and limbs similar to humans.

"Wow quack~" Guhuo Niao smiled triumphantly.

No one can catch me!No one can catch, hold, me!

It split the lock on the gate with one palm, and swaggered into the small building at the back of the yard, but as soon as it entered, it sensed that the atmosphere was not right.

Many people in white coats poured out from the depths of the corridor, yelling in panic: "The test subject has escaped! He killed the doctor and two doctors! Capture him!"

Outside the building, the blood-soaked boy squatted in a shadow cut by the wall, listening to the movement inside the wall.

His eyes were hidden under the blood stains, they were dark and cold, and there was a kind of ferocity that wanted to devour others.

The young man tore off the clothes that didn't fit. He wiped the blood on his face with the clothes, let go of his hands, and with a thought, the clothes were lifted by a thin layer of black mist, gradually drifted away, and hung in the courtyard On the high railing like a prison.

At this moment, three bloody clothes are lined up side by side on this railing. The bloodstains on the clothes are flying in the night sky, looking like a blood spot from a distance.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"So Gu Huo Niao's eyes are not very good?"

"Woof!" He Luoyu angrily revealed his shortcomings.

——Not only lame, but also blind!

It's such a big bloody coat, it's because of how big your heart is that you can see it as the blood spots you left behind!

"...I think you need to change your mind," Yuan Lingjun comforted Ah Sang: "Maybe you did get it wrong at first, but then you didn't."

Is it possible for a hardcore cub-stealing maniac to let go of the cub that is right in front of him?

He Luoyu cried with a "Wow".

That's right!

From that day on, Gu Huo Niao's perversion changed from stealing one cub at a time to stealing two cubs at a time. It went further and further on the road of crime!

Yuan Lingjun patted Ah Sang's fish head pityingly.

"Hey, it's not easy for you, so let's keep the fish head with chopped peppers."

What He Luoyu was waiting for was just such a sentence. It raised its head at 90 degrees, opened its fish eyes wide, and looked at Yuan Lingjun expectantly.

"Wang Wang?"

Jingwei: "It asked, what about the roasted whole bird?"

Yuan Lingjun: "...I don't need it for the time being."

He Luoyu was a little disappointed, it crossed its only two remaining tails listlessly, and assumed a paralyzed posture of salted fish.

——Well, I know, I, He, will never be able to get rid of that abnormality in my life.

……

After listening to He Luoyu's confession, Yuan Lingjun probably had an idea in his mind——

"So, Gu Huo Niao just happened to crash into the scene of the crime, and the real blood spot killer is actually..."

"it's me."

The young boy who had been quietly listening to their conversation continued calmly.

"If you want to hand me over..."

"Wow quack!"

He Luoyu transformed into a Guhuo Bird.

It stretched out its wings vigilantly, hugging its tomato cub——

No!Whoever wants to take my cubs must first step over my roasted whole bird!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

You think too much.

"I mean……"

He was about to explain when the little yellow chicken in his arms suddenly stood up.It held Yuan Lingjun's side face with its wings, and lightly pecked his lips.

"grumble."

"...What's wrong?" Yuan Lingjun asked.

"Suddenly I was a little touched."

The little yellow chicken stared at him with bright eyes.

"If someone is going to take you away from me, I'll be just as angry as it...no, more angry than it is!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun coughed lightly, feeling a little hot in his ears.

"No." He promised quietly.

Standing on Dawa's shoulder, Jingwei saw the smudged red color behind Yuan Lingjun's ears sharply, and was so angry that he chewed the small stone in his mouth with a "crack", and Taotie couldn't hold it back.

"Heart, scheming, and ball!" She flew over and scolded, "Why are you so good at attacking needles!"