I am in love with the planet

Blink to the second day.

Although Lili and Lian have found the place of Guhuo Bird, in order not to attract attention, Yuan Lingjun decided to wait for the big stomach king to fight before the whole family dispatched to catch it from the ground.

Xiaowa, as a contestant, received a lot of enthusiastic encouragement early in the morning.

"Hey~~~"

Changyou stuffed him with a sand tang fruit to help digestion, and patted his chest—work hard!

"呖呖呖咕~~~"

"Wang Wang Wang~~~"

Lili and Lian worked together to build a Xiaowa holding the trophy in the yard, stepped on the sculptures of other contestants, and raised their index fingers at Xiaowa—the big guy is the best!

Jingwei flew up to Xiaowa's head awkwardly, and handed him a bag of pebbles: "Come on! Wow Polo Renjie Conan Kindaichi Holmes, if you win, Auntie will let you inherit!" My East China Sea and West Mountain!"

Even Guoer crawled out of the drawer, groped inside the cake skirt, and took out a pair of goggles with built-in telescope, thermal imaging, and see-through functions and gave it to Xiaowa.

"Wearing this, you can not only see how much other people have eaten at a glance, but also see through their stomachs and know how much they can eat!"

Know yourself and know your enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles, what is this?This is the standard configuration of the champion!

"Ouch~~~" After hearing the explanation of this pair of goggles, Chang jumped up and down, looking a little excited.

Having been together for so long, Yuan Lingjun can now know what it means without looking at Jingwei.He held down the little white monkey that climbed onto his lap with one hand, and taught him: "Peeping other people's skirts? Don't even think about it!"

Changyou: "Hey~~~yo~~~"

It stretched its arms as desperately as if it was fishing for the moon in the sea, drooping down, looking like a loveless little doormat, and secretly glanced at Yuan Lingjun from the corner of the eye, but Yuan Lingjun was not at all soft-hearted and uncompromising.

There is already a monkey in women's clothing who loves skirts like his life in their family, and there can't be another rogue monkey who peeps under the skirt!

——Definitely not!

Tyson and Kara in the yard next door were also ready. They knocked on the door early in the morning to pick up Xiaowa and go to the game site together.

Tyson looked very fit in a sporty T-shirt.In order to welcome this important event, he even asked Kara to help him do his hair. He shortened the broken hair on both sides of his head, and put hairspray on the remaining half-length hair and piled them together in the center.

It looks like a cut and blown mohawk.

"He seems to be collecting protection fees!" Yuanyuan whispered while lying in Yuan Lingjun's arms.

Tyson was able to eat one hundred and one Big Macs yesterday, and he might compete for the top three in previous years, so he didn't look so nervous today.

He lifted Xiaowa with one hand, put it on his broad shoulders, and explained the rules of the big eater competition to the big brother.

"The competition is divided into three rounds. The first knockout round is in the morning. The two players in the team need to eat a total of fifty Big Mac burgers. The judges will eliminate 50.00% of the players according to the speed of eating these burgers."

"Afterwards, the contestants took a short rest and entered the second qualifying match at noon after the referee team announced the list of promotions. In this match, the number of hamburgers eaten was used as the evaluation criterion. Who can eat the most Big Macs? Whoever is the ultimate champion!"

"What about the third match?" Yuan Lingjun asked curiously when he heard that the champion would be selected at noon.

Tyson explained: "Only the top ten players in the qualifying round will participate in the third game to test their physical resistance. Because the big eater game is used to select members of the Planetary Guard, it is not enough to eat, but also to eat." You can eat anything you want, so you won’t get sick easily when you go to the field to do missions, and drag down the whole team.”

"In the past, the topics of the third competition included eating scorpions, peeling spiders, swallowing pythons, eating dirt, grass, and stones... as long as you don't be sent to the hospital within 48 hours after eating, you will be considered as a member of the Star Guard. The test!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He found that it is not so easy to enter the high level of the planet. If he is not careful, he will get food poisoning or get a psychological barrier...

"Of course, you don't have to worry about this!" Tyson peeked at the expression on Yuan Lingjun's face.

Ever since watching Xiao Wow swallow a bowl in a second, he has an inexplicable confidence in the boss, "The third hardest game in the Big Eater Competition is just eating granite, which is far worse than the alloy that the boss eats! The boss must win!"

"Wow." Xiaowa nodded reservedly.

He also felt that he must win.

If he can't even win against himself, then he...then he will release the sealed Dawa!Eat up the other contestants!

——Well, it's such a happy decision!

While Xiaowa was making an important decision, the venue of the competition was already in sight.

Yuan Lingjun and Kara walked to the family seats and took their seats, while Tyson took Xiaowa to the organizing committee to sign in.

"Boss, you have to write your own name when you sign in, can you write it?"

"Wow!" Xiaowa said confidently, he had already learned how to write his own name with Yuan Lingjun for several days, it was no problem at all!

"Awesome!" Tyson secretly gave the big guy a thumbs up.

There was a long line behind the sign-in table, and almost all those who were confident to participate in the competition were Titans. The few Titan youths in front seemed to have heard Tyson's words, and looked back at him mockingly.

"Who am I? It turns out to be the big Tyson again!"

"Although you are big, it is useless. You have participated in three competitions, and you have not even entered the top [-]. I think you are wearing height-enhancing shoes!"

"Hey, don't tell me, it's not sure whether a big fool can afford height-increasing shoes! Why, Tyson, don't you bring your little girlfriend to the competition this time?"

"What kind of girlfriend, I think Kara has finally cured her blindness, so don't let him go. Look, he brought a smaller dwarf to sign up this time~"

"Hahaha," the people around Tyson laughed, rocking back and forth, and someone said to Xiaowa: "Little one, if you can't eat it, give up as soon as possible, and let Tyson go back and buy you a milk bottle!"

Tyson frowned, suppressed his anger, and clenched his fists.

Xiaowa blinked, and reached out to hold the table legs.

"Oops!" Yuan Lingjun stood up from the box of the family seat: "Could it be that Xiaowa wants to perform a show of swallowing the table in a second!"

Jingwei disagreed: "It's tasteless to swallow a table, maybe it's just a show of swallowing people in a second."

Kara: "..."

Yuanyuan: "..."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Then can he still spit it out?" Yuan Lingjun asked worriedly.

Jingwei: "It depends on your mood."

"..."

Yuan Lingjun felt that he could plan his escape route.

Fortunately, such a terrible thing did not happen.

An old Titan sitting behind the sign-in table pushed his reading glasses, and tapped the table three times with the sign-in booklet at hand.

"Quiet!" she said, "Anyone who makes any more noise will be disqualified from the competition!"

"That's Ms. Taima, the retired consul." Kara said with a look of longing: "Ms. Taima also won the top three in the Big Eater Competition when she was young, and she reached the highest position as the Deputy Captain of the Planetary Guard! "

"You really can't judge by appearance..." Yuan Lingjun looked at the tall but slender Ms. Taima and sighed.

"I heard that Ms. Taima has part of the blood of the planet Elf." Kara whispered.

"Isn't that from the same place as you?"

"I only have half the blood of the planet Elf," Kara said, "The other half, um... I don't know, maybe it's the planet DeWolf."

In any case, thanks to Ms. Taima who presided over the order, the people in the line did not dare to laugh at Tyson and Xiaowa anymore, and they lined up to the front of the table smoothly all the way.

"Sign here." Ms. Taima raised her gold-rimmed eyes and pointed to a column on the form. The skin on both sides of her cheeks was tight, revealing two deep nasolabial folds, which made her look serious and unruffled. so close.

"Your parents are warriors who defended Titan, don't embarrass them." She said something more to Tyson, and signed after his name.

Then she looked at Xiaowa——

Xiaowa confidently picked up the pen with both hands, and drew a ghost character on the form.

"Wow!"

Ms. Tamar: "..."

For Tyson's sake, she still raised her hand to let Xiaowa pass by.

……

"Then it's time for the official competition." Yuan Lingjun discussed with Kara enthusiastically.

All players have signed in and stood on both sides of the competition table.

Big Mac hamburgers as high as a hill are stacked on the two-meter-wide and ten-meter-long granite table.

The young Titans who had ridiculed Tyson earlier looked at each other, walked around Tyson with their number plates, and surrounded him faintly.

Tyson turned a blind eye, just took a deep breath and prepared himself before the game.

Because Xiaowa was too short to reach the table, after discussion among the referees, he was allowed to sit in the center of the table to compete.

At this moment, his eyes are full of the Big Mac...and the crispy and delicious granite table under the Big Mac.

Xiaowa thought to himself: These burgers seem to be less delicious than the table!